FabSwingers.com forum: checking women out in the supermarket

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

lets be honest mate,men check women out absolutely anywhere,the supermarket being one of the best places,mind you it depends which one,dont try aldis in lewisham lol

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Lol, my missus loiters around the freezer aisle in the local Morisons regularly, not looking at a lady though!

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

and of course we have to check front and back which is why men a crick in the neck from all that looking back

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out"

Yes all the time lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say any Aldi, Lidl and a lot of Icelands should be avoided.

Generally shallow gene pool and as far as Iceland is concerned ... if you fill your body full of that kinda crap? ... you are what you eat after all!

I'm not a snob and I do shop in Lidl because they have good foreign produce but it's not my favourite pulling parlour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ha ha, but sometimes our asda is like a nightclub just full of pussy, i go in now even if i dont need anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out"

no i do it with men tho, i actually followed a guy round once, only so as not to be obvious i went round the aisles the other way so i came at him face on

I think i may have mental problems lol

he was exceptionally nice tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hell yes. You get women looking their most natural. Not made up to go out. So fit in the supermarket, even fitter on a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, my missus loiters around the freezer aisle in the local Morisons regularly, not looking at a lady though!

ive heard about this 'hanging around the freezer aisle' thing

must be something in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get men checking me out, always amusing when they are out shopping with their partner/wife!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I do it all the time... I usually check what is in their basket... you can tell if they are single or not by what is in their basket..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do it all the time... I usually check what is in their basket... you can tell if they are single or not by what is in their basket..

ah i see. so your a columbo type of woman.

working it all out then BAM!

just one more question sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do it all the time... I usually check what is in their basket... you can tell if they are single or not by what is in their basket..

O I love checking out people's trolley's - one of my favourite games. If chaps are putting loads of wine I often ask 'oooh can I come?' ... they don't appreciate the joke though.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I do it all the time... I usually check what is in their basket... you can tell if they are single or not by what is in their basket..

O I love checking out people's trolley's - one of my favourite games. If chaps are putting loads of wine I often ask 'oooh can I come?' ... they don't appreciate the joke though."

No sense of humour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the hanging round the freezer thing all about erect nipples?

Is it something I should be trying?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I do it all the time... I usually check what is in their basket... you can tell if they are single or not by what is in their basket..

ah i see. so your a columbo type of woman.

working it all out then BAM!

just one more question sir!

Yes that is me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have to say to the op I'd follow you around....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do it all the time... I usually check what is in their basket... you can tell if they are single or not by what is in their basket..

ah i see. so your a columbo type of woman.

working it all out then BAM!

just one more question sir!

Yes that is me....

hmm. i'll have to check out your basket sometime then.

but remember!

10 items or less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said it before on similar Threads I find Supermarkets are great places to flirt outrageously. And in the majority of cases to have those flirts returned.

Late night shopping is particularly good fun. Especially if its the fit wife of a walking beer belly ..

I have a friend (non swinger) that calls in on her way to Asda most Saturday mornings for some fun and that all started with a 'double entendre' comment by the freezer counter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing the variety you get in Waitrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do it all the time... I usually check what is in their basket... you can tell if they are single or not by what is in their basket..

Very true!!

And there's nothing wrong with it! It's just another form of 'people watching' to me! Much like sitting outside a coffee shop on a bright sunny day watching the short skirts stroll by!!

In supermarkets - its only an issue if every time you do it - you get an announcement over the tannoy saying "Clean up required on aisle 3"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out

Nope

Julie i'm shocked ,there goe's your dirty vote !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I check out the ladies all the time in asda ,which usually gets me dirty looks off the misses, caught her eyeing up some guy the other day though, i just winked and laughed at her when she realised i'd noticed , but of course she denied it !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I get men checking me out, always amusing when they are out shopping with their partner/wife!"

Pull your dress down a bit then girl

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Oh hell yes. You get women looking their most natural. Not made up to go out. So fit in the supermarket, even fitter on a date.

You haven't been to Iceland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot believe that the ladies check out the men in the supermarket! I did wonder though why I keep getting my trolly bumped into on a regular basis by what I always thought were random women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a very covert manner yes, otherwise If you sit there giving them the fuck-me face, security might end up chucking you out

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get men checking me out, always amusing when they are out shopping with their partner/wife!"

The clever wives spot me first and try to keep hubby's attention away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out"

Oh God yeah! Specially in ASDA's pasta aisle - as it looks like you take care of yourself!! Ha ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master posting

Do men go into supermarkets ? things have really moved on this last few years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get men checking me out, always amusing when they are out shopping with their partner/wife!

The clever wives spot me first and try to keep hubby's attention away from me

Haha M my OH spots them first having a look at me, I look and then said wifey notices and said bloke is marched off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Master posting

Do men go into supermarkets ? things have really moved on this last few years

yeah i really need a sub of my own for jobs like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Master posting

Do men go into supermarkets ? things have really moved on this last few years

We have most of ours delivered, so could count the delivery driver having a look

But there are always a couple of last minute bits you may need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Master posting

Do men go into supermarkets ? things have really moved on this last few years

yeah i really need a sub of my own for jobs like this

It is rare my OH will come with me, and I hate supermarket shopping anyway!

So we need a sub too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get men checking me out, always amusing when they are out shopping with their partner/wife!

Pull your dress down a bit then girl

Or put a pair of pants on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out

Nope

Julie i'm shocked ,there goe's your dirty vote !

Damn!! Erm yes I perve all the time, flashing myself at them as I go...is that better??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course... I like to see who's about andif iI'm being watched then that's a nice ego boost.. caught a guy doing the "look back to check my ass" move the other day.. made me giggle

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By *avy1999Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out"

I've tried checking them out but the barcode scanners are too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like letting Trace go along a good few yards in front of me, especially on a warm day in a short summer dress and high sandals.

Its great fun watching guys take crafty looks when when she bends over a fridge or squats down to a low shelf.

Even funnier when their wife catches them at it.

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By *ickiemintMan
over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

Supermarket, railway station, pub, post office, airport,lol. The list goes on and on,lol. We both check out the talent everywhere we go. Hub even bumped our car once doing it when driving. I wasn't laughing at that one at the time though

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

our local asda used to do 'singles' nights .. the smart manager must have sussed wot were all up too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being a single bloke of course I do! I did pluck up courage to ask someone out, got her number exchanged a few texts but it didn't develope! Maybe because we were in Tesco and not Superprint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its the number one reason i go! im sure the women dress sexy on purpose and the classic is bending down to get something off the bottom shelf and the trousers come down to reveal a sexy thong.

If i see someone i like i always give a little smile and 95-98% smile back.

I have been in 2 different stores this week and on both occasions a female assistant has come over to ask if i need help and both brushed right up against me i thought they were going to mount me!.

Just a shame they were both married

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Is the hanging round the freezer thing all about erect nipples?

Is it something I should be trying?"

I have heard that the magnetic fields around freezers can agitate duo-balls so perhaps all those ladies taking a long time to choose their chicken have gone shopping with their duo-balls inserted!

And yes, I`m always checking out the women in supermarkets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, yes, I do this at least once a week, I've even managed to get a few phone numbers off girls. It's great fun.

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

had to get to tesco for emergency Durex play lube yesterday. got two in basket and was blushing so some other purchases required to cover lube in basket! trouble is theres always a hitch when it comes to using the self service machines if i just want a quickie service (if u know what i mean!) and yesterday was no exception. assistant still had to come over!

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

"I do it all the time... I usually check what is in their basket... you can tell if they are single or not by what is in their basket..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had to get to tesco for emergency Durex play lube yesterday. got two in basket and was blushing so some other purchases required to cover lube in basket! trouble is theres always a hitch when it comes to using the self service machines if i just want a quickie service (if u know what i mean!) and yesterday was no exception. assistant still had to come over!

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You can't get out of tesco without at least one member of staff having to see what your buying! If your unlucky you'll have 6 school kids pointing and laughing at your condoms and lube and generally directing the whole supermarkets attention to your delicate purchases!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like letting Trace go along a good few yards in front of me, especially on a warm day in a short summer dress and high sandals.

Its great fun watching guys take crafty looks when when she bends over a fridge or squats down to a low shelf.

Even funnier when their wife catches them at it.

XX"

We play the same game! Wife wears a ridiculously low cut top and bends down to get things off low shelves. Funnily enough as many women as men stare, some don't approve and some clearly do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U always play marks out of ten in my head ! Anyone do that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like letting Trace go along a good few yards in front of me, especially on a warm day in a short summer dress and high sandals.

Its great fun watching guys take crafty looks when when she bends over a fridge or squats down to a low shelf.

Even funnier when their wife catches them at it.

We play the same game! Wife wears a ridiculously low cut top and bends down to get things off low shelves. Funnily enough as many women as men stare, some don't approve and some clearly do."

I am SO going to do my shopping in Chesham from now on ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told this story before in a similar Thread....

Went into an Asdas away from here to buy some Johnsons Baby Oil. As you do ...

Couldn't find the section so asked a couple of ladies where it was 'as I am buying Baby Oil and stuff for my daughter..'. They looked at each other, sort of giggled and one took my hand and led me down to the Baby section, picked up a bottle of Johnsons Baby Mousse and said (still squeezing my hand) "Your friend will LOVE this ..I do!". And off she went looking over her shoulder in a very inviting way....

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By *now-bbw-bunnyCouple
over a year ago

southend-on-sea

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out"
guys like it when i unload the trolley with a low cut blouse on and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Friday i had this man chat me up in waitrose , I have been chatted up in Tescos too , I feel its the new place not the local pub to meet. lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Last Friday i had this man chat me up in waitrose , I have been chatted up in Tescos too , I feel its the new place not the local pub to meet. lol"

off to do some shopping shortly..

bet all i get is a trolley with a dodgy wheel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last Friday i had this man chat me up in waitrose , I have been chatted up in Tescos too , I feel its the new place not the local pub to meet. lol

off to do some shopping shortly..

bet all i get is a trolley with a dodgy wheel..

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if you was close we could flirt across the fruit and veg , lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Last Friday i had this man chat me up in waitrose , I have been chatted up in Tescos too , I feel its the new place not the local pub to meet. lol

off to do some shopping shortly..

bet all i get is a trolley with a dodgy wheel..

if you was close we could flirt across the fruit and veg , lol

like your thinking..

flirting is good fun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last Friday i had this man chat me up in waitrose , I have been chatted up in Tescos too , I feel its the new place not the local pub to meet. lol

off to do some shopping shortly..

bet all i get is a trolley with a dodgy wheel..

if you was close we could flirt across the fruit and veg , lol

like your thinking..

flirting is good fun..

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I Could say oo that's a nice cucumber . lol you could say well i love doing things with carrots lol

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"does anyone wander round the supermarket checking the women out

Yes all the time lol xx"

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Tescos asda all those lovely curvy ladies. Wish I could check one out as part of clubcard. Paul

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Last Friday i had this man chat me up in waitrose , I have been chatted up in Tescos too , I feel its the new place not the local pub to meet. lol

off to do some shopping shortly..

bet all i get is a trolley with a dodgy wheel..

if you was close we could flirt across the fruit and veg , lol

like your thinking..

flirting is good fun..

I Could say oo that's a nice cucumber . lol you could say well i love doing things with carrots lol

What time does you rlocal Waitrose close, we need to do a big shop lol, could be there in around 4 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I checked out this bird and the thighs! The breasts as well.

Was on offer as a BOGOFF from Tescos too.

I like me some chicken.

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