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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

With u on this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just me then haha

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Ah! A “film”

Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

With u on this one "

Not just me then hahaha

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Saves on arguments haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saves on arguments haha "

It definitely does

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

Yep I get this totally! And I’m guaranteed to cum this way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

Yep I get this totally! And I’m guaranteed to cum this way "

100% with you there!

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By *iffyjeffMan
over a year ago

I'll go to town


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

Don't meet for sex meet for a social with drinks flowing and endless laughs you have nothing set on I have to fuck ... sod the pressure la la la la

Shit

Its under pressure la la la la

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

Don't meet for sex meet for a social with drinks flowing and endless laughs you have nothing set on I have to fuck ... sod the pressure la la la la

Shit

Its under pressure la la la la "

But I find that if I want to go out, to a pub etc, I’d rather go with my friends than a stranger.

I only meet for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thinking about actual films here ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long "

I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thinking about actual films here ffs!"

A bit of Notting Hill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long

I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha "

Just stick to doing this and stay here just for the forums x

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By *ustSomeGuy96Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

No i do this too often. I think okay I'll try arrange something tonight then get distracted, start playing, think I'm going to edge and let it go, I cum and then I make dinner and forget about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely been there and done that. Sometimes the need/urge is very 'now'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thinking about actual films here ffs!

A bit of Notting Hill? "

Transporter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long

I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha

Just stick to doing this and stay here just for the forums x"

I am. At least I know that I probably won’t get hacked by an axe murder in my own bed with myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thinking about actual films here ffs!

A bit of Notting Hill?

Transporter "

Mmmmm Jason Statham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea but then I think where's that soft kiss i need after I've come lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long

I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha

Just stick to doing this and stay here just for the forums x

I am. At least I know that I probably won’t get hacked by an axe murder in my own bed with myself "

At least you know you’ll turn up which is also a bonus

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

luton

Guilty as charged , if wife too tired in the week , will often sort myself out ,or if she on solo meet with f/buddy will do same until she gets home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only ‘sort myself out’ if I haven’t got a meet planned for a week or so, doesn’t do to let your cum ‘back up’ for too long

I don’t feel the need to arrange a meet as I’ve already sorted myself out and gone off the idea hahaha

Just stick to doing this and stay here just for the forums x

I am. At least I know that I probably won’t get hacked by an axe murder in my own bed with myself

At least you know you’ll turn up which is also a bonus "

I always turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thinking about actual films here ffs!

A bit of Notting Hill?

Transporter

Mmmmm Jason Statham "

I worked with him when he was a newbie actor. Can't believe how big he's got. Would never have guess back in the early 2000s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thinking about actual films here ffs!

A bit of Notting Hill?

Transporter

Mmmmm Jason Statham

I worked with him when he was a newbie actor. Can't believe how big he's got. Would never have guess back in the early 2000s"

He’d never be allowed to leave my bed if I had my way!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thinking about actual films here ffs!

A bit of Notting Hill?

Transporter

Mmmmm Jason Statham

I worked with him when he was a newbie actor. Can't believe how big he's got. Would never have guess back in the early 2000s"

You still got his number? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thinking about actual films here ffs!

A bit of Notting Hill?

Transporter

Mmmmm Jason Statham

I worked with him when he was a newbie actor. Can't believe how big he's got. Would never have guess back in the early 2000s

You still got his number? Haha "

I did actually, haha. Never even attempted to try it. This is nearly 20 yes ago now so I very much doubt it'd be the same lol

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

I look for a meet for like 5 mins then make myself cum and then have absolutely no interest in a meet until I’m horny again haha

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By *couser_24Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ah if only I was in your age range

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"I thinking about actual films here ffs!

A bit of Notting Hill?

Transporter

Mmmmm Jason Statham "

Reruns of Corrie, ena sharples in her hair net and Elsie Tanner with her beehive

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't masturbate.

Real sex or nothing for me

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By *lassy_but_sassyWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

All the time. I'm running out of new material!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

All the time. I'm running out of new material! "

Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't masturbate.

Real sex or nothing for me "

You have more willpower than me, hats off to you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fascinating

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

Yes lazy arnt we

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

Yes lazy arnt we "

I’m very lazy!

I don’t have to wash my hair or apply makeup to sort myself out. Bonus haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't masturbate.

Real sex or nothing for me "

Me too. Mostly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes when you can't be bothered to get out of bed, dressed etc it's the best thing, plus you'll already have all the tools or accessories you need right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What annoys me is being horny, no one free so I put a film on to sort myself. Then shortly after or that same day horny people contact me, this has happened too many times lol

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By *ave1963BarnsleyMan
over a year ago

Barnsley


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

I've always found that sorting myself out, although providing a release, is no substitute for putting it where it's warm and wet.

So although it provides a kind of short term satisfaction, it's not long before I'm craving female company again.

Fortunately for me, I play fairly regularly now that Covid rules have been eased so it's no longer as issue.

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By *irty workmanMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire

I relate to this once I’ve cum twice that’s it lol

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

I get it but it's rather dull relatively speaking - No prolonged foreplay, the joy of pleasuring someone and the cuddles and long passionate snogs afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just get upset I can't kiss anyone before/during/after

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By *ake-it-passionateMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

I sometimes wish this was the case, but I’m a repeat cummer and even if I shoot a huge load when having a bit of self play it’s often not enough and I need to go again - normally more than a few times, so it can be a timely process. An actual meet is way more satisfying and is almost always guaranteed to actually leave me feeling spent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just get upset I can't kiss anyone before/during/after"

I don’t care about the kissing and I’m guaranteed an orgasm if I do it myself

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By *lassy_but_sassyWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

All the time. I'm running out of new material!

Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha "

Yes exactly!

I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

All the time. I'm running out of new material!

Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha

Yes exactly!

I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet"

Exactly!

I just can’t be arsed these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, I enjoy the thought of the meet in its entirety rather than just the possibility of sex. Meeting someone new, having a laugh, sharing experiences etc.

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

Did we all not do this for most of 2020 anyway. You are definitely not alone though, sometimes it’s nice to have some me time with edging and sorting out exactly the way I like it

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By *uzzardballsMan
over a year ago

lancaster

You’ve just perfectly described my sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

All the time. I'm running out of new material!

Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha

Yes exactly!

I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet

Exactly!

I just can’t be arsed these days "

More hassle than it’s worth … they won’t turn up … or will look nothing like the pictures you’ve seen … no banter …. and if you do have sex will just leave you frustrated and you’ll be sat 5 minutes later with a “ movie “ on anyway

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If I haven't had sex for a while, I get into that routine but once i've been popped again nothing satisfies me apart from physical touch from someone else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

All the time. I'm running out of new material!

Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha

Yes exactly!

I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet

Exactly!

I just can’t be arsed these days

More hassle than it’s worth … they won’t turn up … or will look nothing like the pictures you’ve seen … no banter …. and if you do have sex will just leave you frustrated and you’ll be sat 5 minutes later with a “ movie “ on anyway "

Fair point

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Saves on arguments haha "

What about?

Who gets to lie in the wet spot?

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By *mallaboutthefunMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe) "

All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep Sounds about right

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose

Often yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

Glad to hear there are lots of other out there who it happens to also xx

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By *lassy_but_sassyWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

All the time. I'm running out of new material!

Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha

Yes exactly!

I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet

Exactly!

I just can’t be arsed these days "

The last time I had sex it was... Meh. I got all tarted up, used up my precious Saturday night, and I didn't even cum. Ffs. At least I took some nice selfies after he'd left, so there was that I guess!

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By *ark69x_glosMan
over a year ago

Cirencester

Yep, sometimes it's just easier!

And my hand has NEVER turned me down

Do miss the softness of a lady though, the flirting, the first time you kiss....

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You feel a bit horny, you put on a “film” and sort yourself out.

Then you can’t be bothered to meet a real life human??

It kinda replaces your sex life?

I suppose this is mainly for the singles (as couples will likely have sex rather than self love maybe)

All the time. I'm running out of new material!

Same here! You know you’re in trouble when you’re flicking through going “seen that, seen that, seen that” hahaha

Yes exactly!

I do prefer having a human in my bed, but sometimes it's easier to just get the naughty films on than getting tarted up for what most probably would be a let down if it's a last minute meet

Exactly!

I just can’t be arsed these days

The last time I had sex it was... Meh. I got all tarted up, used up my precious Saturday night, and I didn't even cum. Ffs. At least I took some nice selfies after he'd left, so there was that I guess! "

Every cloud

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