FabSwingers.com forum: Weird requests

By *ungry 4 you OP Man
over a year ago

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Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been ask for breast milk

Didn’t realise I was lactating. Offered Soya but he blocked me

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By *ungry 4 you OP Man
over a year ago

Near you

"Just been ask for breast milk

Didn’t realise I was lactating. Offered Soya but he blocked me

Yep defo a weird one haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get me pregnant I'm 53 FFS.

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By *ungry 4 you OP Man
over a year ago

Near you

"To get me pregnant I'm 53 FFS."

I heard that one a few times when I asked this question before lol

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By *ungry 4 you OP Man
over a year ago

Near you

I once got asked to where a nappy with a hole in the front. Instant block lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently a young man asked me to help him kick his poo around a park in front of onlookers…

We all have our kinks I guess…

I said no… (just in case anyone else wants to ask me the same shiz) hahaha

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

“Do you eat ass”

That was the entirety of an email from a ‘couple’ I received last week

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By *ungry 4 you OP Man
over a year ago

Near you

"Recently a young man asked me to help him kick his poo around a park in front of onlookers…

We all have our kinks I guess…

I said no… (just in case anyone else wants to ask me the same shiz) hahaha"

Each to their own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been ask for breast milk

Didn’t realise I was lactating. Offered Soya but he blocked me

Hahahaha, brilliant response, nothing wrong with soya milk

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By *ungry 4 you OP Man
over a year ago

Near you

"“Do you eat ass”

That was the entirety of an email from a ‘couple’ I received last week

So rimming I’m guessing they asked. Question is…. Whose ass

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

I mean… breeding. What? No thanks… we don’t need a kid. It’s not that they WANT to give you a kid, it’s that they get turned on by bareback and getting off inside you. They wouldn’t be too happy if you came knocking at the door asking for maintenance….

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By *Ci LutherMan
over a year ago

Cumalot

May seem weird.. from a couple: but if your gonna show up show up with a bottle of pink gin… that’s now stretched to three bottles for next meet… she was well worth it mind

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By *ungry 4 you OP Man
over a year ago

Near you

"I mean… breeding. What? No thanks… we don’t need a kid. It’s not that they WANT to give you a kid, it’s that they get turned on by bareback and getting off inside you. They wouldn’t be too happy if you came knocking at the door asking for maintenance…."

They would be like…. Ermmm I didn’t order that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel left out, not had any strange requests

Mrs C

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"To get me pregnant I'm 53 FFS."

"Wonderful idea, if we have a girl what shall we call her?"

Then just keep sending links to cots and stuff asking if that one is okay or would they prefer a natural wood...

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I/we have been offered money but I don't think that's particularly unusual?

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I feel left out, not had any strange requests

Mrs C "

That’s risky saying that out loud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot recently as I'm pregnant (I'm not meeting atm) but many to cum over the bump, lots wanting weekly pics as I grow, one invite to a club so him and more can all cum over the bump, safe to say my block list is huge and I'm a little off men lol.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To watch him pull a banana out his arse and eat it. When I didn’t reply he sent another message to ask if I wanted to watch him eat his poo.

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By *lassy_but_sassyWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thank you!! The amount of breeding requests I get, ugh

When I say 'oh so you're going to be there throughout my emotional sobbing at TV adverts whilst pregnant, the horrible side effects it causes to the body, through labour, getting up at 3, 4, 5am to feed the child and basically raise it with me until it's 18? No, of course not, you just want to cum inside me you bellend'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To watch him pull a banana out his arse and eat it. When I didn’t reply he sent another message to ask if I wanted to watch him eat his poo. "

Haha oh dear, I'm guessing you didn't take the offer up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To watch him pull a banana out his arse and eat it. When I didn’t reply he sent another message to ask if I wanted to watch him eat his poo.

Haha oh dear, I'm guessing you didn't take the offer up "

I politely declined. Would of been more impressed if it was a pineapple up there though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Mr) was asked if I would fuck someone's sister and let them watch through a crack in the door. Then let them suck me off after!

swiftly blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tartan fetish would it be weird to ask for some tartan at a meet ?

No bagpipes though … !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently a young man asked me to help him kick his poo around a park in front of onlookers…

We all have our kinks I guess…

I said no… (just in case anyone else wants to ask me the same shiz) hahaha"

hahaha!!

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I was once asked if I could bring 2 dogs to a private party!

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To watch him pull a banana out his arse and eat it. When I didn’t reply he sent another message to ask if I wanted to watch him eat his poo.

Haha oh dear, I'm guessing you didn't take the offer up

I politely declined. Would of been more impressed if it was a pineapple up there though

Haha would you have gone just to witness the pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use someone as a human toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One woman messaged me recently telling me about her diaper fetish and wanting to know would i wear an adult one if we were to arrange a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One woman messaged me recently telling me about her diaper fetish and wanting to know would i wear an adult one if we were to arrange a meet "

Yep! Mine are listed at the bottom of my profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……"

A guy said in a 1st message can "I watch my Dad as he pounds you, he's here with me now, so can we do it"

My reply.... You're having a laugh yea

Guess what he said "No, can ya meet us now" & he gave his address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……

A guy said in a 1st message can "I watch my Dad as he pounds you, he's here with me now, so can we do it"

My reply.... You're having a laugh yea

Guess what he said "No, can ya meet us now" & he gave his address

So how was the meet then ??

lol

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By *nicorn69coupleCouple
over a year ago

colchesterish Essex

Not sure if it’s that strange but a couple messaged us and all going well and started to arrange a meet, she then said by the way am 37 weeks pregnant! We wasn’t comfortable with it although opened an interesting conversation between us about it. Interested to know others thoughts on it.

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By *hambamNIMan
over a year ago

city centre

Girl asked me to Spank her for her

***ting her pants

Had not heard of it before slightly surprised never judgemental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……

A guy said in a 1st message can "I watch my Dad as he pounds you, he's here with me now, so can we do it"

My reply.... You're having a laugh yea

Guess what he said "No, can ya meet us now" & he gave his address

So how was the meet then ??

lol"

....... A No Go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……

A guy said in a 1st message can "I watch my Dad as he pounds you, he's here with me now, so can we do it"

My reply.... You're having a laugh yea

Guess what he said "No, can ya meet us now" & he gave his address

So how was the meet then ??

lol

....... A No Go

It was the most fked up msg I ever received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if I could bring 2 dogs to a private party!

Mike

Yup, I've received similar mail like this before & quite recently...

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Not sure if it’s that strange but a couple messaged us and all going well and started to arrange a meet, she then said by the way am 37 weeks pregnant! We wasn’t comfortable with it although opened an interesting conversation between us about it. Interested to know others thoughts on it."

It’s a big turn on a pregnant woman is beuty in all the aspects of life

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

A chap asked if he can cum in to one of my high heels, then me pee in it so he can can drink the cocktail. Theres some strange folk out there

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By *rincess!555Woman
over a year ago

Windsor

Received a first message a while back asking if I would go mud wrestling lol

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By *D81Man
over a year ago

Swindon, Oxford, Bristol,London

"Just been ask for breast milk

Didn’t realise I was lactating. Offered Soya but he blocked me

Well soya milk is revolting lol

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

If we were into eels.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s wrong with us? We don’t get many weird requests haha. Had a couple of the guys wanting to buy knickers, someone wanting to be a pay pig, have had one (another site) wanting period pics that he could tribute

boke

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