FabSwingers.com forum: Storey telling !!!!!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We not had one of these for a while ...

We all take part in telling a storey by adding just a few lines/a sentance to the last one ABOVE you - Just remember to hit "REFRESH" key before you add your comments..yes im mad but it helps to be so on here dont you think ...

The Storey starts here......

On a distant planet "poinkytrude" was looking through his telescope that his dad "poinkytrudesenior" bought him from a "rocket boot sale", when he spotted the next person here playing ........

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

meanwhile, back at the ranch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

story teller was scratching his knackers when he noticed a star in sky was getting bigger or was that .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me guessing your not getting this one are we lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they all lived happily after.

The End.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And they all lived happily after.

The End.

Spoil sport - you i like a giggle i was looking forward to it lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

What floor do I come in on for this storey?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It carrys on .....

........story teller was scratching his knackers when he noticed a star in sky was getting bigger or was that .....

Just because he saw SUPERMAN running away from JULIE who was trying to help PABLO find his HANDYMAN when.........without wanring she dropped her ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got her tits out. Sucked off superman and he came all over her face before smoking a HUGE reefer

End of story

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It carrys on .....

........story teller was scratching his knackers when he noticed a star in sky was getting bigger or was that .....

Just because he saw SUPERMAN running away from JULIE who was trying to help PABLO find his HANDYMAN when.........without wanring she dropped her .........."

Fruit pastilles everywhere

and one accidentally landed in ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fruit pastilles everywhere and one accidentally landed in ..........

between het tits when i was left with no option but to ......

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

yeo

Take it out with my teeth without chewing it .... It was extremely hard ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take it out with my teeth without chewing it .... It was extremely hard ...."

Not to suck as well

But the flavours of .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take it out with my teeth without chewing it .... It was extremely hard ....

Not to suck as well

But the flavours of ....... "

creme egg

chocolate cheesecake

blueberry muff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take it out with my teeth without chewing it .... It was extremely hard ....

Not to suck as well

But the flavours of .......

creme egg

chocolate cheesecake

blueberry muff"

Confuse my tastebuds, I have never felt this before...where to head next, so I decide to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take it out with my teeth without chewing it .... It was extremely hard ....

Not to suck as well

But the flavours of .......

creme egg

chocolate cheesecake

blueberry muff

Confuse my tastebuds, I have never felt this before...where to head next, so I decide to..."

put on my wellies and opened the back door to find.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take it out with my teeth without chewing it .... It was extremely hard ....

Not to suck as well

But the flavours of .......

creme egg

chocolate cheesecake

blueberry muff

Confuse my tastebuds, I have never felt this before...where to head next, so I decide to...

put on my wellies and opened the back door to find............."

Julie has Catlady waiting out the back....I am flustered...or are my taste buds alive again, I open the door and greet Catlady with a .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a handfull of gocat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of which she nibbled on and decided to then nibble on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of which she nibbled on and decided to then nibble on...."

a hippopotamous

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Of which she nibbled on and decided to then nibble on....

a hippopotamous"

Which had a colossal cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of which she nibbled on and decided to then nibble on....

a hippopotamous

Which had a colossal cock"

the hippos balls were quite tine and as she nibbled on his colossal cock she suddenly felt very thirsty and asked.................

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of which she nibbled on and decided to then nibble on....

a hippopotamous

Which had a colossal cock

the hippos balls were quite tine and as she nibbled on his colossal cock she suddenly felt very thirsty and asked................."

.... a skinny latte with no sugar - but the cream she got was a different sort and tasted lke......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of which she nibbled on and decided to then nibble on....

a hippopotamous

Which had a colossal cock

the hippos balls were quite tine and as she nibbled on his colossal cock she suddenly felt very thirsty and asked.................

.... a skinny latte with no sugar - but the cream she got was a different sort and tasted lke......"

Nothing she had tasted before, but she had to share it, and so...lo and behold..into the scene came...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of which she nibbled on and decided to then nibble on....

a hippopotamous

Which had a colossal cock

the hippos balls were quite tine and as she nibbled on his colossal cock she suddenly felt very thirsty and asked.................

.... a skinny latte with no sugar - but the cream she got was a different sort and tasted lke......

Nothing she had tasted before, but she had to share it, and so...lo and behold..into the scene came..."

yorkman40s

Sir Dicky DooDah

hairyhorses

pjH22

julie_the_slut

PabloBack

The Naked Handyman

Sir Spunkalot

Sophiesslut

Snoops123

flexmaster

111barnsley111

ryan_fun

and they all decided to empty their........................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....handbags at at the same time and everything shot all over the floor ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....handbags at at the same time and everything shot all over the floor ...."

They all scrambled on the floor to collect their belongings to find one of them has a condom which had fallen out and looked very unusual because...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...it was made of an entire snake skin ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...it was made of an entire snake skin ..."

Now who is going to be first to try it, is it slimy? They decide to draw straws...and the first to try it has to pick the guy of their choice, to of course test it!

So who draw the shortest draw......?

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

No one got to draw As the paper got wet from over spilling latte so they all stood in line reaching out for the slime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...it was made of an entire snake skin ...

Now who is going to be first to try it, is it slimy? They decide to draw straws...and the first to try it has to pick the guy of their choice, to of course test it!

So who draw the shortest draw......?"

Julie I think it's just you an me? Dunno what we'll do with it but it looks like you drew the shortest straw luv! ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...it was made of an entire snake skin ...

Now who is going to be first to try it, is it slimy? They decide to draw straws...and the first to try it has to pick the guy of their choice, to of course test it!

So who draw the shortest draw......?

Julie I think it's just you an me? Dunno what we'll do with it but it looks like you drew the shortest straw luv! ..."

oh no I'm wrong ... needy just came ...

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Just came and said don't worry, it looks slimy bit I bet you like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/08/12 14:11:08]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just came and said don't worry, it looks slimy bit I bet you like it"

..... when your wet thingy gets a bit hard to swallow ... at which he drop his ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hint to Miss Buffy, that she needs to drop to her knees and....

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Mobile phone. As he bent over he himself felt something slimy and suddenly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mobile phone. As he bent over he himself felt something slimy and suddenly"

A short, sharp jerk..could it be another was joining in...or...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Julie showed off her new strap on and hey presto guess who got what .... and then .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She proceeded to line up the men and said to them......

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Bend over and take one for the girls, but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...meanwhile Miss Buffy is on her knees like she was told and nobody has given anything for her to do * twiddles thumbs* ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. when along came pete with his 15" and prceeded to....

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Tickle her ear, what are you doing she said? Will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with me, or do you want Julie's strap on

She said.....

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Oooh the strap on sounds good, just pop it in her and I'm sure it will help my 15inches grow to 18, lets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh the strap on sounds good, just pop it in her and I'm sure it will help my 15inches grow to 18, lets"

See if the men can take some more, before us girls go and....

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

On road cones and enjoy our selves whilst directing traffic, thats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On road cones and enjoy our selves whilst directing traffic, thats"

Is almost at a standstill at the sight of us two...and who should drive up to us...

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

a policeman with a huge hard truncheon with a big shiny helmet. Pulling out his handcuffs he asks are you causing a public disturbance? No they reply. Do you want to he says. Mmm yes please. Now both squatting on there road cones and mouths wide open gasping with pleasure the policeman moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a policeman with a huge hard truncheon with a big shiny helmet. Pulling out his handcuffs he asks are you causing a public disturbance? No they reply. Do you want to he says. Mmm yes please. Now both squatting on there road cones and mouths wide open gasping with pleasure the policeman moves"

Closer in and slides out of his back pocket.....

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

A taser gun. Putting on a low setting at first he moves it in getting closer and closer to there wet moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

umberella as one got a tad excited watching the opening of

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

the 100m freestyle race. Watersports always turns me on she said as she wiped

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"the 100m freestyle race. Watersports always turns me on she said as she wiped"

Burger sauce from her chin and gave a knowing look towards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the policeman smiling

But behind the policeman stood Catlady

wearing her Mistress outfit and then proceeded to take off the policemans shiny helmet and blindfolded him and took off his clothes and told him to get on his knees where she then placed his hands behind his back and cuffed him (all the time Mistress cat was smiling being very pleased with her arrest)

Julie then proceeded to.................

whilst ryan .........................

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Her baps out whilst Ryan prepared his sausage. With no onions in site they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her baps out whilst Ryan prepared his sausage. With no onions in site they"

yorkman opened julies baps wide and started to spread them with a white cream and whilst ryan prepared his sauages _33dfulthings got his cheeks spread open so that.................

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Could start with an appetiser and lick his tight virgin hole. With toad in the hole not being on the menu Ryan got his sausage and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And dipped it in Julies - - -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moist succulent ..............

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"And dipped it in Julies - - - "

seasoned Dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which tasted extremely like..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to say yorkman40 this has been the best thread i have had the pleasure of reading and it has had me in stitches

THANK YOU

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

"which tasted extremely like.............."
marmite, love it or hate it, it went down a treat. Now with sticky lips it left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... so far down he went he could actually see the whole of her .....

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Ass, he pushed his face further in until his eye was her ass hole. He gasped and shouted look out as it approached her behind and coming straight for his eye, he closed his eyes but when he opened them again there was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

!!!!!! just to interject here ; but what just been said reminds me of the YouTube clip "armageddan gerbil" take a look its a scream !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ass, he pushed his face further in until his eye was her ass hole. He gasped and shouted look out as it approached her behind and coming straight for his eye, he closed his eyes but when he opened them again there was"

.... an ice cream seller standing hold a dripping cone in his hand ....or was it just a .......

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

I will have a look now as my imagination is running away with me and I'm having some very vivid visions if not disturbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... once my viid and disturbing visions went, i took grip of the cone and stuck it in the bin cuz it was covered in flys .....when all of a sudden i...........

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Lactating nipple, who's nipple? I couldn't see due to the

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"have to say yorkman40 this has been the best thread i have had the pleasure of reading and it has had me in stitches

THANK YOU"

PS: well ty i try my best lol ...

now back to the plot lol........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lactating nipple, who's nipple? I couldn't see due to the"

..... the beeming smile that greeted me as i walking into the local .....

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Fish mongers. So much to choose from, I opted for the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a quick catch up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fish mongers. So much to choose from, I opted for the"

Oysters, oh yes, I can feel love in the air..or was it the stale stench of....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of fish guts coming from the back of the fishmongers

suddenly the door opened and i was barged into by.................

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

A jellied eel, an interesting came over me as well as the

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

"A jellied eel, an interesting thought came over me as well as the"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... sperm whale which was lurking in the fishmongers pants ...and then.......

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

The whale just opened up, and with a big gush everyone was swept out of the fish mongers in a sea of sperm. Then whilst surfing down the high street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....naked .... one of the girls shouted 'quick ...........

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Jump on the 187 bus we are going to be later for the erotica festival at earls court. Just as the bus doors opened....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

off walked julie the slut wearing nothing more than a sexy smile

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

"off walked julie the slut wearing nothing more than a sexy smile

"
and bubble wrap. Forget the festival I want to pop her bubbles. Everyone charged at Julie and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

started popping her body wrap and her body expolded into multiple orgasims

julie the slut then opened her............................

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Spicey salsa dip and plunged her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big juicy lips opened and blew out the biggest bubble ever! It floated out of her mouth and so rampantly she grabbed hold of .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big juicy lips opened and blew out the biggest bubble ever! It floated out of her mouth and so rampantly she grabbed hold of ....."
a packet of doritos to dip in the salsa, as she licked her lips all she could taste was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big juicy lips opened and blew out the biggest bubble ever! It floated out of her mouth and so rampantly she grabbed hold of ..... a packet of doritos to dip in the salsa, as she licked her lips all she could taste was..."

Precum, now who on earth put that in her dip!

She wanted to find out so....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

off she went to see her favourite precum specialist who said ..open wide and.........

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

And take my load. Don't worry I spent my precum over my last client tits. If you don't want to taste it I could shower your

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

veggies in it because.......

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 04/09/12 15:35:21]

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

They are cream of the crop after all. Mmm my marrow is growing just thinking about it, go on massage that nice creamy sauce into

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

would have thought everyone could spellthe word story i mean come on mate its a word you must have seen a million times over

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