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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? "  i have to admit i noticed a slight change between both a few times - for instance; last meet up north i could not help notice the women was crouching behind me "nitting" in my hair and eating them ; which i put down to hunger and the way her "man" was thumping around the cave with his trunchon and the time i was in the souther outer mongolian desert called "londonis" (or was that londis?) when the "man" person was wearing a a prestine butlers uniform and severed his "women" on a plate of rose petals for us all to enjoy
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? i have to admit i noticed a slight change between both a few times - for instance; last meet up north i could not help notice the women was crouching behind me "nitting" in my hair and eating them ; which i put down to hunger and the way her "man" was thumping around the cave with his trunchon and the time i was in the souther outer mongolian desert called "londonis" (or was that londis?) when the "man" person was wearing a a prestine butlers uniform and severed his "women" on a plate of rose petals for us all to enjoy
So i agree there are diffeences "Thanks mate, you've just confirmed my suspicions | |||
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? " Im more North than the lot of yous and i can confirm pop tarts and mircowave chips are the biz for breakfast fling in a deep fried marsbar and i go weak at the kness plus spunk up here tastes better for it lol | |||
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? Im more North than the lot of yous and i can confirm pop tarts and mircowave chips are the biz for breakfast fling in a deep fried marsbar and i go weak at the kness plus spunk up here tastes better for it lol "From my experiences the best way that I could describe vaginal slop from North of the border is, without wanting to sound too Jilly Gooden, "A crisp haggis with undertones of a pint o' heeeavy n' a fuckin' Tequila!" | |||
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? Im more North than the lot of yous and i can confirm pop tarts and mircowave chips are the biz for breakfast fling in a deep fried marsbar and i go weak at the kness plus spunk up here tastes better for it lol
From my experiences the best way that I could describe vaginal slop from North of the border is, without wanting to sound too Jilly Gooden, "A crisp haggis with undertones of a pint o' heeeavy n' a fuckin' Tequila!" "Thats the makings of a pefect meet to me really nothing sexier than high blood pressure kipper minges and pop tarts lol  | |||
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? Im more North than the lot of yous and i can confirm pop tarts and mircowave chips are the biz for breakfast fling in a deep fried marsbar and i go weak at the kness plus spunk up here tastes better for it lol
From my experiences the best way that I could describe vaginal slop from North of the border is, without wanting to sound too Jilly Gooden, "A crisp haggis with undertones of a pint o' heeeavy n' a fuckin' Tequila!"
Thats the makings of a pefect meet to me really nothing sexier than high blood pressure kipper minges and pop tarts lol "Could I slot the pop tarts into your tuppence and then wait for two minutes for them to eject when they are done? | |||
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? Im more North than the lot of yous and i can confirm pop tarts and mircowave chips are the biz for breakfast fling in a deep fried marsbar and i go weak at the kness plus spunk up here tastes better for it lol
From my experiences the best way that I could describe vaginal slop from North of the border is, without wanting to sound too Jilly Gooden, "A crisp haggis with undertones of a pint o' heeeavy n' a fuckin' Tequila!"
Thats the makings of a pefect meet to me really nothing sexier than high blood pressure kipper minges and pop tarts lol
Could I slot the pop tarts into your tuppence and then wait for two minutes for them to eject when they are done? "As long as you share lol | |||
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? Im more North than the lot of yous and i can confirm pop tarts and mircowave chips are the biz for breakfast fling in a deep fried marsbar and i go weak at the kness plus spunk up here tastes better for it lol
From my experiences the best way that I could describe vaginal slop from North of the border is, without wanting to sound too Jilly Gooden, "A crisp haggis with undertones of a pint o' heeeavy n' a fuckin' Tequila!"
Thats the makings of a pefect meet to me really nothing sexier than high blood pressure kipper minges and pop tarts lol
Could I slot the pop tarts into your tuppence and then wait for two minutes for them to eject when they are done?
As long as you share lol"I'm moving down South! | |||
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? Im more North than the lot of yous and i can confirm pop tarts and mircowave chips are the biz for breakfast fling in a deep fried marsbar and i go weak at the kness plus spunk up here tastes better for it lol
From my experiences the best way that I could describe vaginal slop from North of the border is, without wanting to sound too Jilly Gooden, "A crisp haggis with undertones of a pint o' heeeavy n' a fuckin' Tequila!"
Thats the makings of a pefect meet to me really nothing sexier than high blood pressure kipper minges and pop tarts lol
Could I slot the pop tarts into your tuppence and then wait for two minutes for them to eject when they are done?
As long as you share lol
I'm moving down South! "Good for you , if you dont like special vaginas that can cook a poptart then your no good to us | |||
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"well i don't really eat fast food and i don't really eat meat , lol just live on the bone at times ." What a coincidence, I tend to spend most of my life with a bone on too | |||
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" Good for you , if you dont like special vaginas that can cook a poptart then your no good to us "If that's all you can fit in there then you can keep it, I'm looking for one that I'll be able to roast a side of beef in!  | |||
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" Good for you , if you dont like special vaginas that can cook a poptart then your no good to us
If that's all you can fit in there then you can keep it, I'm looking for one that I'll be able to roast a side of beef in! "Hahahahaha my foof would win come dine with me, my lamb shank is the freeking tits, it stays very moist | |||
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" Good for you , if you dont like special vaginas that can cook a poptart then your no good to us
If that's all you can fit in there then you can keep it, I'm looking for one that I'll be able to roast a side of beef in!
Hahahahaha my foof would win come dine with me, my lamb shank is the freeking tits, it stays very moist "So you have a herb garden or are you shaven ? | |||
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" Good for you , if you dont like special vaginas that can cook a poptart then your no good to us
If that's all you can fit in there then you can keep it, I'm looking for one that I'll be able to roast a side of beef in!
Hahahahaha my foof would win come dine with me, my lamb shank is the freeking tits, it stays very moist
So you have a herb garden or are you shaven ?"Shaven but i can get fresh herbs out my friends garden she has a small patch | |||
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"Just wondering if anybody had noticed any differences in meets from either side of the North/South divide. For example, apart from the obvious like aromas where the North is all 'Hai Karate' and 'Charlie' compared to the South's 'Aqua de Parma' and 'Penhaligons', does the semen/ vaginal fluids of people from either side vary in regards to their staple diet. I.E. Does the scrotal contents of someone fed on black pudding, pop tarts and microwave chips taste vastly different to ones fed on Beef Wellington, quail's eggs and lobster Thermidor? Also, is there any evidence of this dietry difference meaning that the north is full of malnourished nymphos and the south full of rubenesque raunchy royalty? Im more North than the lot of yous and i can confirm pop tarts and mircowave chips are the biz for breakfast fling in a deep fried marsbar and i go weak at the kness plus spunk up here tastes better for it lol "its because we have softer water | |||
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