FabSwingers.com forum: Why do women fart while shagging

By *az00789 OP Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Any one experience this before

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It’s not just the ladies is it?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's all the pounding against our guts from your huge cocks.

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

It’s just like pumping up a doll, if you keep pumping and no air gets out it would blow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, you're putting something inside our bodies and poking our large intestines. Sometimes you disturb an air pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh , absolutely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up, why do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive never farted whiles shagging ?? never wow am i odd that i dont ?? shag for hours and never fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s never happened to me. Maybe I’m abnormal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all the pounding against our guts from your huge cocks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all the pounding against our guts from your huge cocks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love doing it! He he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I’d have to stop !!! I’ve lived a sheltered life or my cocks not long enough !!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Just enjoy the amazing moments together and don't worry about your bodies behaving in ways that bodies should behave anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just love doing it! He he xx"

Becky …. noooooooo !!! Just nooooooo !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't fart do they? My mother told me that women don't.... And my mother doesn't lie

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Performance review.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could get in real trouble for this, but they don't build up enough pressure while talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, in China burping is the highest form of flattery meaning you enjoyed a meal, so maybe you should apply the same logic to farting and sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see if he loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And enjoys smelling me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never experienced that, mind you I haven’t been at it so long, I’m only 71

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happened during a meet with a guy I had met once before. He was on top giving it socks and I could feel myself starting to fart

Well, he stopped what he was doing and proceeded to use his fingers to "help" the air escape. It did not bother him in the slightest hahaha, that guy takes his sex very seriously. I was definitely a bit embarrassed tho.... But yea it happens,usually when the sex feels really good too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're arsed about a little bit of air escaping while you're fucking, maybe sex isn't for you

*this is a joke before anyone gets arsey*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts I think there called

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

[Removed by poster at 14/07/21 20:19:08]

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

It's not pumping (sorry, can't bring myself to say the f word ) it's a queef. When excess air gets trapped in the vagina. Unless you're talking about some kinky sh*t where someone pumps on your face?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just enjoy the amazing moments together and don't worry about your bodies behaving in ways that bodies should behave anyway"

Completely agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what hole you stick it in maybe?

And I think with much force it’s a given that some “sound” is created.

This is starting to feel like GCSE physics now lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

In the words of Roy Chubby Brown

"Oh darling, you've cum too much"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/07/21 20:22:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just enjoy the amazing moments together and don't worry about your bodies behaving in ways that bodies should behave anyway

Completely agree!"

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Suddenly I have lost my horn

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Any one experience this before "

You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know out fart pipe is next to the hole you are in, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all the pounding against our guts from your huge cocks."

Ding ding! It’s the air u push in from the fucking lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men do as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It happened during a meet with a guy I had met once before. He was on top giving it socks and I could feel myself starting to fart

They aren’t real farts like u know… the real farts but the air from fucking so I guess it’s not that bad

guys must know that surely

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's just gas

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"It's not pumping (sorry, can't bring myself to say the f word ) it's a queef. When excess air gets trapped in the vagina. Unless you're talking about some kinky sh*t where someone pumps on your face?!

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vaginas can balloon up with excitement and suck air in

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I thought he was talking about a fart from the bum while he's fucking the pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well worn pussys do not fart

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Because it makes me laugh

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By *hhhello!Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

"It's all the pounding against our guts from your huge cocks.

Ding ding! It’s the air u push in from the fucking lol x "

Exactly this, it’s not a fart just sounds like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i don’t know, I used to meet with someone who used to fart from the front bottom like a force 9 gale after a good pounding but it was the size of a size 12 welly top to be fair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking fanny farts or bum farts?

We always just chuckle at a good fanny fart.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Are we talking fanny farts or bum farts?

We always just chuckle at a good fanny fart. "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

They're bored with you and want to play "Name that tune"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're bored with you and want to play "Name that tune""

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought he was talking about a fart from the bum while he's fucking the pussy.

So did I, a Fanny Fart is oh so different

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By *tagVixenAngusCouple
over a year ago

Dundee area

Try filling them up with dick instead of air then

Kidding, happens to us all ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It happened during a meet with a guy I had met once before. He was on top giving it socks and I could feel myself starting to fart

They aren’t real farts like u know… the real farts but the air from fucking so I guess it’s not that bad

guys must know that surely "

This WAS a real fart. Not your regular fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought he was talking about a fart from the bum while he's fucking the pussy.

So did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're called pussy pimps lol. It's just the air, nothing to be ashamed of and as long as the sex is great then who cares! x

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I consider myself a gentleman for rising above the embarrassment (and giggling), and carrying on with a stiff….upper lip, and wafting any aroma away

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

My ex used to now and then… took the passion out of the love making

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I’ve never farted out the back end .... but there are many a time when I’m in doggy position gettin a pounding from behind and as he pulls out it’s like wind has been trapped and it makes a noise I think it’s a combination of air and moisture .... he never complains like haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to me all the time and it's so embarrassing but absolutely nothing I can do, it's from the bum but no smell, it's just from all the movement. It never used to happen before I had kids but it's like I have all these air pockets since then. My body is truly fecked up after pregnancy and childbirth and a huge reason why I've still not met anyone in person on here yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just love doing it! He he xx

Becky …. noooooooo !!! Just nooooooo !!"

What's wrong with loving shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never known this. Am I doing something wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea, it’s certainly not intentional and highly embarrassing when it happens

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’ve never known this. Am I doing something wrong?"

Yea, you're not pounding hard enough with your huge dick.

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

I thought you guys loved it, a sign a appreciation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny farts I think there called"

No that's Queefing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha maybe

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Have charcoal tablets it will dissolve and air ..or just let rip ,come ladies we do fart its normal..

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Fanny farts I think there called"

Perhaps OP is confused . Fanny farts ?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's caused by the flux capacitor you've heard the phrase what goes in must come out without any notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know out fart pipe is next to the hole you are in, right?

Sometimes.

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