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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Whos going ? Cnt wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't make today's but have a great time, hope the rain holds off and 'have one for me' please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will be there somewhere!!

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Make sure you say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be there, can't wait!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Have a lovely time all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day when I'm brave enough I'll be there too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a brill time -- we are there tpmorrow!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I was supposed to be going but I've had to cancel.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

hoping to be there before 5

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Come on Telford nothing to be worried about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a brill time -- we are there tpmorrow!!"
Me too

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first time in a club and our first time at a mega social !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an absolutely Faaaaaaaaabulous time one and all... Ill be thinkin of ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shorts on (for the minute) and ready for action!

Get in touch if your going down and want to meet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me, friend is busy so I couldn't go but I am babysitting my first grandchild so definitely makes up for it as she is gorgeous

Have a lovely time to everyone that's going

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By *ilthy RichMan
over a year ago

Aldgate

I'll be there - been to a couple of beach parties and love Chams in Darlo..

It will be rammed.. perfect! Very much looking forward to it. R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill be there at some point

look for the madhatter tattoo on my shoulder and u will find me

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Have a great time everyone ..one day I will make it..

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'll be there, though my totty had to cancel

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"I'll be there, though my totty had to cancel

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"ill be there at some point

look for the madhatter tattoo on my shoulder and u will find me "

we couldn`t miss you mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ill be there at some point

look for the madhatter tattoo on my shoulder and u will find me

we couldn`t miss you mwah xxx "

seems alot say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just need to ease cousins out of my house, politely and then i'll be there in the evening

Any ideas how to help people leave lol

Hurry up, I'm off to a mega swinging social simply won't wash lol

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

We will be there by about 230 hopefully look for the short dumpy fem with the tall bloke a ft taller than her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unfortunately we cant make it now

we had a great time last year too

aw well theres always next year lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

so near and yet so far... I'm in stoke...but not coming along.... plan for later is home via manchester....

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Yep, I'll be there. Just got to get my arse in gear. I'm still in my jammies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be there ) staying over night to whoop whoop xx

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

My thoughts are with you all on this joyous day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted to go but cant find a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was down to go. But my cars had other ideas. Gutted as last years was brilliant. Dancing on the sun deck in the rain. Good memoirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I wish!!! How I wish!!!

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

Kate and I have just been to tesco... All the way round..."wish we were at chams for the beach party!" lol. - tesco is a very poor substitute.

Hope everyone has a fun time! Maybe next year.

D&K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whos going ? Cnt wait "

My daughter has gone today so hope she has a good time. I told her she would be okay but she was so nervous before going.

Cali

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Was down to go. But my cars had other ideas. Gutted as last years was brilliant. Dancing on the sun deck in the rain. Good memoirs "

Could have offered you a lift if I was going but, er, I couldn't go unfortunately

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Who is who in this place???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was down to go. But my cars had other ideas. Gutted as last years was brilliant. Dancing on the sun deck in the rain. Good memoirs "

Such a gent.

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

we were going but had a "family do" last night and the missus doesn't feel like travelling today

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "

I'm sorry to hear that. Some people seem to lack the ability realise that they are idiots.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "

Did you report her to the site management...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "

That is awful....hope you informed staff... xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "
I dont understand why anybody would want to offend in such a way in any circumstances, social or otherwise. It shows them up - not you. Please do not take it personal - not worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "

OMG I am actually speechless reading this..So sorry you had your evening ruined by someone being so insulting . Unfortunately there will always be a few people with ugly personalities and manners to match and all this 'lady' has done is prove herself to be one of them. xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am also sad to read but one side of a story again and if it was reported to the site management team, I am sure they will have dealt with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I was just about to write that tonight seemed a cool pleasant although slightly cramped atmosphere.

Sorry to hear that you had this experience, although I would echo what has been said above that you should've reported to the management.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "

As said by others here, they show themselves up by rude and offensive comments .

She is lucky cuz i would have lamped her one bigtime.

Dont let them get to you hun, not everyones an arseole

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "

If I had heard her say that, I would have reported her and made sure she was removed. Why people can't keep their negative thoughts to themselves I'll never know.

I had a great time and at one point spent my time aquaplaning around a very hot and very wet private room only to run to the shower to find the water almost gone. Thanks to the lads who threw handfuls of water over me!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

We did report her and staff said they would be having words with her. But the staff were so busy they probably forgot we are regulars at chams so it won't stop us going. Have never had a comment like that in 9 months of going but if I'm honest it has probably put me off going to another social event like this one. Thanks everyone on here your all lovely I had to show restraint and not hit her as that just makes me as bad as her but if that was her opinion she will have said it to someone else at some point and not got off lightly. There were lots of lovely bbws in there today. It was a good day until that happened to me and as I said despite Sirs reassurances I just couldn't relax after that I'm not thick skinned enough and words like that hurt. But thanks all for support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "

I find that shockingly hard to believe, i have been using chams since it opened 11 years ago and seen ladies of all sizes, upto a size 30 some maybe bigger and never known anything like this before, you must have been really unlucky to have found one of the very few who use the club that are so rude

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

This is strange. Yes the place was really full. But the fun was top

And i am sure that person who picked on you must have been smoking some carpet.

I ve never seen so many gorgeous ladies under the same roof and they were all horny

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Is fat the worst thing a human being can be ?

Is Fat worse than vindictive,jealous,shallow,vain,boring ,evil or cruel ?

Not to me !! -JK Rowling

says it all for me .....

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood

I find that shockingly hard to believe, i have been using chams since it opened 11 years ago and seen ladies of all sizes, upto a size 30 some maybe bigger and never known anything like this before, you must have been really unlucky to have found one of the very few who use the club that are so rude "

Well it wont stop us as i said i have been going for 9 months now and love it there when i first went i was so paranoid that would be made to feel how she made me feel today but i wasnt i was made to feel comfortable and loved it there. I havent seen her there before so maybe shes not a regular but it just annoys me that someone can be so vile to someone else who hasnt even spoken to them to upset them or done anything to them.

We did meet some lovely people before and after this happened and it was a good day until this happened.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"Is fat the worst thing a human being can be ?

Is Fat worse than vindictive,jealous,shallow,vain,boring ,evil or cruel ?

Not to me !! -JK Rowling

says it all for me ....."
very true

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That's such a shame honey - I was looking forward to saying hello.

And she was probably bitter because whoever she had her eye on was busy eyeing up some larger ladies!

I was there from nearly the beginning to kicking out time and met lots of lovely forumites and also saw people of all ages, sizes and looks having fun together. And if many of them had heard that comment that woman would have become very unpopular very quickly!

Chin up honey and remember this, fat people could get thin, ugly and warped is for keeps!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"That's such a shame honey - I was looking forward to saying hello.

And she was probably bitter because whoever she had her eye on was busy eyeing up some larger ladies!

I was there from nearly the beginning to kicking out time and met lots of lovely forumites and also saw people of all ages, sizes and looks having fun together. And if many of them had heard that comment that woman would have become very unpopular very quickly!

Chin up honey and remember this, fat people could get thin, ugly and warped is for keeps! "

thanks hunny i was there in a black top tiered skirt pink lei he was in cargo shorts we may have seen you shame we didnt get to say hi. The funniest thing was her man wasnt exactly a slim jim he was of above average weight sao its obviously ok for men but not women in her little world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets hear the whole story now someone isnt gonna get in ur face and insult you unless provoked

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Wot did she look like that insulted you. Then we know to avoid ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lets hear the whole story now someone isnt gonna get in ur face and insult you unless provoked

"

Not necessary....some people are just plain ignorant and up thier own asses....i take it you have never been called a name then?? Cos i know i have from a total stranger without even a sideway glance let alone been provoked....

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Wot did she look like that insulted you. Then we know to avoid ? "

Not avoid but look right in her eyes whenever she is around and give her that nasty smile to show her that we know she been a party pooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wot did she look like that insulted you. Then we know to avoid ? "

Yeah would be interested to know what she looked like, what was she wearing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lets hear the whole story now someone isnt gonna get in ur face and insult you unless provoked

Not necessary....some people are just plain ignorant and up thier own asses....i take it you have never been called a name then?? Cos i know i have from a total stranger without even a sideway glance let alone been provoked.... "

nah i dont buy that. a snide insult is different to someone getting up in ur face and throwing insults thats too random considering the setting and all the BBW`s that wouldve been about

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"lets hear the whole story now someone isnt gonna get in ur face and insult you unless provoked

Not necessary....some people are just plain ignorant and up thier own asses....i take it you have never been called a name then?? Cos i know i have from a total stranger without even a sideway glance let alone been provoked....

nah i dont buy that. a snide insult is different to someone getting up in ur face and throwing insults thats too random considering the setting and all the BBW`s that wouldve been about "

Full story I walked down the stairs and had turned to go to the jacuzzis it was rammed she walked over to me as I waited for him and verbally attacked me making a point of coming over to me as I was stood in the corner and had a go at me so yes people do do that why I'm trying to defend myself to you I don't know

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"Wot did she look like that insulted you. Then we know to avoid ?

Yeah would be interested to know what she looked like, what was she wearing ?"
nothing but a tiny scarf round her waist that covered nothing she was overheard a few times critisising other people and what they were wearing or not as the case maybe she is just a foul woman and I shouldn't have let her ruin my night really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lets hear the whole story now someone isnt gonna get in ur face and insult you unless provoked

Not necessary....some people are just plain ignorant and up thier own asses....i take it you have never been called a name then?? Cos i know i have from a total stranger without even a sideway glance let alone been provoked....

nah i dont buy that. a snide insult is different to someone getting up in ur face and throwing insults thats too random considering the setting and all the BBW`s that wouldve been about "

Whats the fact there were bbw women about mean anything....??? sounds like this woman is nasty and yes people do just come in ya face and can be very rude as some people can be nice and polite...obv you havent experienced it ....lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if thats the case then of course she was out of order

my point was there was gonna be alot of BBW`s about so why would she be singled out and insulted for being one. thought there would be more to it but my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lets hear the whole story now someone isnt gonna get in ur face and insult you unless provoked

Not necessary....some people are just plain ignorant and up thier own asses....i take it you have never been called a name then?? Cos i know i have from a total stranger without even a sideway glance let alone been provoked....

nah i dont buy that. a snide insult is different to someone getting up in ur face and throwing insults thats too random considering the setting and all the BBW`s that wouldve been about

Whats the fact there were bbw women about mean anything....??? sounds like this woman is nasty and yes people do just come in ya face and can be very rude as some people can be nice and polite...obv you havent experienced it ....lucky you "

yes they can, but in 11 years of using the club i have never had anyone just come upto me and verbally attack me for no reason what so ever, nor have i ever seen it while there, so tho there are people like this they tend to be kids in the street shouting random nasty comments not full grown adults in sex club and i would urge anyone who had not been before not to let this put you off going because this is most definitelynot a regular accurance or a clear image of the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone say something unpleasant to me to my face unprovoked, at Chams or otherwise, I would not hesitate to respond in kind there and then.

I have the same rights as him/her to be present at the same place at the same time, and if he/she objects to be presence for whatever reason(s), then he/she will be certain to experience the sharpness of my tongue or claws!

Perhaps I give out some kine of air of not one to be messed about with, as I honestly have not had any bad experiences at Chams or life in general.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"If someone say something unpleasant to me to my face unprovoked, at Chams or otherwise, I would not hesitate to respond in kind there and then.

I have the same rights as him/her to be present at the same place at the same time, and if he/she objects to be presence for whatever reason(s), then he/she will be certain to experience the sharpness of my tongue or claws!

Perhaps I give out some kine of air of not one to be messed about with, as I honestly have not had any bad experiences at Chams or life in general.

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I have not had a problem in chams before but this was not a good experience and its what I expected on my first visit there 9 months ago but I was welcomed and felt very at ease yesterday was a one off that I shouldn't have let get to me but maybe I need to perfect the air that you have pearl

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

what a shame you had such a bad experience,i was looking forward to meeting you,i did look round, but i think i missed a lot of people last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry i didnt get there in the end people x

i was in town drinking and having fun and by the time i looked at the clock it was 9.30 and i wasnt sober to go x

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

There were so many people there it was impossible to find some people Lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was down to go. But my cars had other ideas. Gutted as last years was brilliant. Dancing on the sun deck in the rain. Good memoirs "

i remember the dancing.... bummer about the car ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone say something unpleasant to me to my face unprovoked, at Chams or otherwise, I would not hesitate to respond in kind there and then.

I have the same rights as him/her to be present at the same place at the same time, and if he/she objects to be presence for whatever reason(s), then he/she will be certain to experience the sharpness of my tongue or claws!

Perhaps I give out some kine of air of not one to be messed about with, as I honestly have not had any bad experiences at Chams or life in general.

I have not had a problem in chams before but this was not a good experience and its what I expected on my first visit there 9 months ago but I was welcomed and felt very at ease yesterday was a one off that I shouldn't have let get to me but maybe I need to perfect the air that you have pearl "

Didn't you have another thread about an over eager lady, persistently touching and approaching you, enough for you to leave the club, where we all said that you should've reported the lady (or couple, can't remember)

Apologies if I have got that completly wrong.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"lets hear the whole story now someone isnt gonna get in ur face and insult you unless provoked

Not necessary....some people are just plain ignorant and up thier own asses....i take it you have never been called a name then?? Cos i know i have from a total stranger without even a sideway glance let alone been provoked....

nah i dont buy that. a snide insult is different to someone getting up in ur face and throwing insults thats too random considering the setting and all the BBW`s that wouldve been about

Full story I walked down the stairs and had turned to go to the jacuzzis it was rammed she walked over to me as I waited for him and verbally attacked me making a point of coming over to me as I was stood in the corner and had a go at me so yes people do do that why I'm trying to defend myself to you I don't know "

Did you report the incident to a member of staff at the time or wait to post on here. Ive read a few of your threads where you say youve had bad experiences in different situations. Ive never had anyone say or do anything to me negatively all the time ive been on here apart from a couple of random rude messages. Im most certainly not saying that you do anything wrong but you most certainly have posted a good few threads where things have gone wrong

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

this dosent sound like aclub that i should be trying and i was going to try it as i am a keen pole dancer always like to try clubs that i havent been before but wat i am hearing is making me nervouis only want to go to clubs to meet you lovly people and socalise wat ever happens after that dosent bother me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"this dosent sound like aclub that i should be trying and i was going to try it as i am a keen pole dancer always like to try clubs that i havent been before but wat i am hearing is making me nervouis only want to go to clubs to meet you lovly people and socalise wat ever happens after that dosent bother me "

That is exactly what happens when someone posts one side of something negative happening to them, other people says it puts them off. Why dont you ask the other 299 people if they had a good time

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

awww thak you now i feel better about the club so sorry to read into this with out askin others and only the post but i do have to be carefull but its on my to do list now and i will see the club for myself and wen i have been will tell others of my exsperiance xxx thank you for your help

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"awww thak you now i feel better about the club so sorry to read into this with out askin others and only the post but i do have to be carefull but its on my to do list now and i will see the club for myself and wen i have been will tell others of my exsperiance xxx thank you for your help "

Thats what you should do, make your own mind up, first club i went to i hated, second club i loved yet they are both popular clubs

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

i no sorry i will do that most deff i will go to chamms and see for myself if you see me please say hi x and thank you again for your help x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i no sorry i will do that most deff i will go to chamms and see for myself if you see me please say hi x and thank you again for your help x"

dont apologize, it would have just been a shame if one negative comment had put you off. So if i see a guy pole dancing naked it will be you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i no sorry i will do that most deff i will go to chamms and see for myself if you see me please say hi x and thank you again for your help x"

.

Please do not let one alleged incident put you off from trying Chams for yourself.

I too cannot remember any truly unpleasant experience that would put me off going to Chams, and I attend as a single fem.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"what a shame you had such a bad experience,i was looking forward to meeting you,i did look round, but i think i missed a lot of people last night "

It wasn't easy to find anyone

It took me almost 2 hours to know who femmefatal was and I have to pretend asking about her when I saw a lady waiting to go upstair

But she knew who I was

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"what a shame you had such a bad experience,i was looking forward to meeting you,i did look round, but i think i missed a lot of people last night

It wasn't easy to find anyone

It took me almost 2 hours to know who femmefatal was and I have to pretend asking about her when I saw a lady waiting to go upstair

But she knew who I was"

I didnt see you did i?

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I don't think you did unless if you came in that room with big bed where 2 black guys were looking after one lady lol

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

yes diamondsmiles that will be me on the pole dancin naked lol xxxx

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Diamonds you were the very first person I recognised you straight away. Said hello. Gave you 2 kisses and asked you If you know me. You turned back the question and I told yes I know you....you made a gesture as you were big then went smaller...I told you I will remind you later. Your smile was brilliant

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Diamonds you were the very first person I recognised you straight away. Said hello. Gave you 2 kisses and asked you If you know me. You turned back the question and I told yes I know you....you made a gesture as you were big then went smaller...I told you I will remind you later. Your smile was brilliant "
ha ha your the one i wound up

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Diamonds you were the very first person I recognised you straight away. Said hello. Gave you 2 kisses and asked you If you know me. You turned back the question and I told yes I know you....you made a gesture as you were big then went smaller...I told you I will remind you later. Your smile was brilliant ha ha your the one i wound up"

And I couldn't stop smiling when I over-heard you telling your friends what you did. I was in front of you few minutes after and you were still trying to find that person

I said myself: right I will remind her all this in the forum

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Diamonds you were the very first person I recognised you straight away. Said hello. Gave you 2 kisses and asked you If you know me. You turned back the question and I told yes I know you....you made a gesture as you were big then went smaller...I told you I will remind you later. Your smile was brilliant ha ha your the one i wound up

And I couldn't stop smiling when I over-heard you telling your friends what you did. I was in front of you few minutes after and you were still trying to find that person

I said myself: right I will remind her all this in the forum "

Well thankyou kindly, now everyone knows lol, but at least i remembered you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was _emmefatale there ? I wanted to say hi, but I got there about 9pm

I was 'attacked' by diamond who kept putting an ice cold can of lemonade on my back and make me jump lol

You were so lucky I didn't wanna lose my place in the buffet queue lol

Hope everyone else had a wonderful time, because I did.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Was _emmefatale there ? I wanted to say hi, but I got there about 9pm

I was 'attacked' by diamond who kept putting an ice cold can of lemonade on my back and make me jump lol

You were so lucky I didn't wanna lose my place in the buffet queue lol

Hope everyone else had a wonderful time, because I did."

IF you had listened to me, i told you exacly where femme was. Now we are quits for me ignoring you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quits, no way, lol.

So where was femme then ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Quits, no way, lol.

So where was femme then ?"

When i TOLD you, she was upstairs near the smoking deck

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood

I'm sorry to hear that. Some people seem to lack the ability realise that they are idiots."

its a shame that it spoilt your night as there are idiots about!,i noticed some propped a chair against a door to stop it being used and then draped a towel over the side window!,it was an open _iew room for gods sake!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was _emmefatale there ? I wanted to say hi, but I got there about 9pm

I was 'attacked' by diamond who kept putting an ice cold can of lemonade on my back and make me jump lol

You were so lucky I didn't wanna lose my place in the buffet queue lol

Hope everyone else had a wonderful time, because I did."

.

I said hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We missed it because we are away on our jollies

Hope you all had a fab time, we hope to make the next social at Chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was _emmefatale there ? I wanted to say hi, but I got there about 9pm

I was 'attacked' by diamond who kept putting an ice cold can of lemonade on my back and make me jump lol

You were so lucky I didn't wanna lose my place in the buffet queue lol

Hope everyone else had a wonderful time, because I did.

.

I said hi! "

Ahhhh yes you did, sorry still trying to put peoples faces to their fab profiles, especially after a few bud's lol

Xxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thanks to all that attended, and yes i was there for 13 hours!!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

For those that wish to read on please be aware that the following words which are all taken from the Oxford English Dictionary are going to be used "fat" "obese" and "ignorant". For the easily offended, click the "back" button now.

The afternoon started to a "Car Park Full" sign. Brilliant i thought it must be packed to the rafters....it was packed, the majority though being dressed in outfits the Chuckle Brothers wouldnt have even considered wearing.

The dress code for Chameleons had been blown apart, there were ladies dressed in grass skirts with full length leggings underneath, ladies even dressed in knee length denim shorts. The "Beach party" mob had taken over the smoking area, shouting and raucous laughter filled the air, drifting along the corridor past the 2 playrooms, and even into the couples room. The fire escape stair case door was open on the 2nd floor, the noise bellowed around the playrooms up there too.

Everyone got the picture?

The stair case from the bar up to the 1st floor was a constant flow of ladies, mostly in 2s and 3s dashing along as though they were on a sponsored walk or in a vain attempt to lose some weight. Miss "knee length denim shorts" seemed to glide past quite often, so often infact people did question if she reached the bootom of the stairs before turning around and coming back up again! Infact whilst sitting at "the bus stop" more than 1 person commented about how ignorant some were about not waiting at the bottom whilst people went down. Quite rightly too, it was witnessed! This steady procession of people continued most of the afternoon until a point where it was thought there must have been a fire within the vacinity of the smoking area. The resulting dash downstairs nearly caused widespread panic as 1 minute later the procession of people who had charged downstairs started to charge back up. Was there a fire downstairs too i hear you ask? No, the Burgers and the Chips had been served. I have never seen so many happy faces clutching disposable plates containing gargantuan size portions of Burgers and Chips climb back up the stairs. Nirvana had been found! Now a lot of the people who had made the dash were large, obese is probably a good description, the sort that order their McDonalds made large then have a diet for a drink. We've all seen them. The too-ing and fro-ing continued for quite a while, the "bus stop" became a haven of tranquility and the smoking area calmed slightly as the food was consumed. People were being satisfied, not quite in the normal sense though within a swinging club. I took the opportunity to have a "leg stretch" and a cigarette, i braved the smoking area only to find that people had totally forgotten there were bins. Cigarette ends littered the floor, squashed chips were everywhere, and half eaten burgers were layed like IED mines here and there. I smoked what i could of my cigarette and decided to leave.

It wasn't going to happen.

Swinging clubs are for swinging, beach parties are for.......beaches!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Other than that, did you have a good time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The format, the crowd, the behaviour of an individual, is never going to please everyone who attends a big gathering.

I enjoyed myself, and shall continue to attend and promote socials at Chams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

For those that wish to read on please be aware that the following words which are all taken from the Oxford English Dictionary are going to be used "fat" "obese" and "ignorant". For the easily offended, click the "back" button now.

The afternoon started to a "Car Park Full" sign. Brilliant i thought it must be packed to the rafters....it was packed, the majority though being dressed in outfits the Chuckle Brothers wouldnt have even considered wearing.

The dress code for Chameleons had been blown apart, there were ladies dressed in grass skirts with full length leggings underneath, ladies even dressed in knee length denim shorts. The "Beach party" mob had taken over the smoking area, shouting and raucous laughter filled the air, drifting along the corridor past the 2 playrooms, and even into the couples room. The fire escape stair case door was open on the 2nd floor, the noise bellowed around the playrooms up there too.

Everyone got the picture?

The stair case from the bar up to the 1st floor was a constant flow of ladies, mostly in 2s and 3s dashing along as though they were on a sponsored walk or in a vain attempt to lose some weight. Miss "knee length denim shorts" seemed to glide past quite often, so often infact people did question if she reached the bootom of the stairs before turning around and coming back up again! Infact whilst sitting at "the bus stop" more than 1 person commented about how ignorant some were about not waiting at the bottom whilst people went down. Quite rightly too, it was witnessed! This steady procession of people continued most of the afternoon until a point where it was thought there must have been a fire within the vacinity of the smoking area. The resulting dash downstairs nearly caused widespread panic as 1 minute later the procession of people who had charged downstairs started to charge back up. Was there a fire downstairs too i hear you ask? No, the Burgers and the Chips had been served. I have never seen so many happy faces clutching disposable plates containing gargantuan size portions of Burgers and Chips climb back up the stairs. Nirvana had been found! Now a lot of the people who had made the dash were large, obese is probably a good description, the sort that order their McDonalds made large then have a diet for a drink. We've all seen them. The too-ing and fro-ing continued for quite a while, the "bus stop" became a haven of tranquility and the smoking area calmed slightly as the food was consumed. People were being satisfied, not quite in the normal sense though within a swinging club. I took the opportunity to have a "leg stretch" and a cigarette, i braved the smoking area only to find that people had totally forgotten there were bins. Cigarette ends littered the floor, squashed chips were everywhere, and half eaten burgers were layed like IED mines here and there. I smoked what i could of my cigarette and decided to leave.

It wasn't going to happen.

Swinging clubs are for swinging, beach parties are for.......beaches! "

well your a right barrel of laughs you arnt you

If the most you have to moan about is hearing people laugh in the play rooms and fat people scoffing burgers and chips i really think you have nothing to moan about at all

i mean how dare people go up and down stairs at will was they not informed it was limited to 3 trips to the bar per night

swingers socializing!!!! ffs get a grip you lot you'll be allowing women to have a say in who they shag next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go, nn!

I was too polite to comment, as my response would be far less diplomatic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

For those that wish to read on please be aware that the following words which are all taken from the Oxford English Dictionary are going to be used "fat" "obese" and "ignorant". For the easily offended, click the "back" button now.

The afternoon started to a "Car Park Full" sign. Brilliant i thought it must be packed to the rafters....it was packed, the majority though being dressed in outfits the Chuckle Brothers wouldnt have even considered wearing.

The dress code for Chameleons had been blown apart, there were ladies dressed in grass skirts with full length leggings underneath, ladies even dressed in knee length denim shorts. The "Beach party" mob had taken over the smoking area, shouting and raucous laughter filled the air, drifting along the corridor past the 2 playrooms, and even into the couples room. The fire escape stair case door was open on the 2nd floor, the noise bellowed around the playrooms up there too.

Everyone got the picture?

The stair case from the bar up to the 1st floor was a constant flow of ladies, mostly in 2s and 3s dashing along as though they were on a sponsored walk or in a vain attempt to lose some weight. Miss "knee length denim shorts" seemed to glide past quite often, so often infact people did question if she reached the bootom of the stairs before turning around and coming back up again! Infact whilst sitting at "the bus stop" more than 1 person commented about how ignorant some were about not waiting at the bottom whilst people went down. Quite rightly too, it was witnessed! This steady procession of people continued most of the afternoon until a point where it was thought there must have been a fire within the vacinity of the smoking area. The resulting dash downstairs nearly caused widespread panic as 1 minute later the procession of people who had charged downstairs started to charge back up. Was there a fire downstairs too i hear you ask? No, the Burgers and the Chips had been served. I have never seen so many happy faces clutching disposable plates containing gargantuan size portions of Burgers and Chips climb back up the stairs. Nirvana had been found! Now a lot of the people who had made the dash were large, obese is probably a good description, the sort that order their McDonalds made large then have a diet for a drink. We've all seen them. The too-ing and fro-ing continued for quite a while, the "bus stop" became a haven of tranquility and the smoking area calmed slightly as the food was consumed. People were being satisfied, not quite in the normal sense though within a swinging club. I took the opportunity to have a "leg stretch" and a cigarette, i braved the smoking area only to find that people had totally forgotten there were bins. Cigarette ends littered the floor, squashed chips were everywhere, and half eaten burgers were layed like IED mines here and there. I smoked what i could of my cigarette and decided to leave.

It wasn't going to happen.

Swinging clubs are for swinging, beach parties are for.......beaches! "

Then snow white turned up with 7 naked dwarfs all possessing 18 in cocks dishing out magic apples and producing golden eggs from their arses!

Burgers my granny's arse there weren't any. Can you make one up for me which involves Cheryl Cole, David Blunket 4 gallons of Ben n Jerrys and a sea turtle that sings Bonnie Tyler on Karaoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then snow white turned up with 7 naked dwarfs all possessing 18 in cocks dishing out magic apples and producing golden eggs from their arses!

"

i think i took them to a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Karl was handing out hot dogs, he mentioned there were burgers downstairs.

Can't remember exactly what time it was though.

People rushing downstairs for free food, is that really so much a surprise FFS???

People in the food queues made up of all shape and sizes, as the attendees were made up of peeps of different shape and sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then snow white turned up with 7 naked dwarfs all possessing 18 in cocks dishing out magic apples and producing golden eggs from their arses!

i think i took them to a room "

What a burger? Them dwarfs are ninja warriors from narnia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i didnt rush anywhere, im to lazy to run, even for food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when the hot dogs were handed out. It was about 16:30h, as I was out of the jacuzzi and resting upstairs in the conservatory, and was still full from the KFC I had for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then snow white turned up with 7 naked dwarfs all possessing 18 in cocks dishing out magic apples and producing golden eggs from their arses!

i think i took them to a room

What a burger? Them dwarfs are ninja warriors from narnia "

nah not the burgers lol ......i only put meat with a pulse in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When Karl was handing out hot dogs, he mentioned there were burgers downstairs.

Can't remember exactly what time it was though.

People rushing downstairs for free food, is that really so much a surprise FFS???

People in the food queues made up of all shape and sizes, as the attendees were made up of peeps of different shape and sizes.

"

I think the fantasy writers on here were hoping for a plate of curried goat.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"The format, the crowd, the behaviour of an individual, is never going to please everyone who attends a big gathering.

I enjoyed myself, and shall continue to attend and promote socials at Chams.

"

I had a running with an individual but still enjoyed most of my day and will look forward to the next one and hopefully meeting some of you

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

well your a right barrel of laughs you arnt you

If the most you have to moan about is hearing people laugh in the play rooms and fat people scoffing burgers and chips i really think you have nothing to moan about at all

i mean how dare people go up and down stairs at will was they not informed it was limited to 3 trips to the bar per night

swingers socializing!!!! ffs get a grip you lot you'll be allowing women to have a say in who they shag next "

Well said. if they hated it so much why stay long enough to take such detailed notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

For those that wish to read on please be aware that the following words which are all taken from the Oxford English Dictionary are going to be used "fat" "obese" and "ignorant". For the easily offended, click the "back" button now.

The afternoon started to a "Car Park Full" sign. Brilliant i thought it must be packed to the rafters....it was packed, the majority though being dressed in outfits the Chuckle Brothers wouldnt have even considered wearing.

The dress code for Chameleons had been blown apart, there were ladies dressed in grass skirts with full length leggings underneath, ladies even dressed in knee length denim shorts. The "Beach party" mob had taken over the smoking area, shouting and raucous laughter filled the air, drifting along the corridor past the 2 playrooms, and even into the couples room. The fire escape stair case door was open on the 2nd floor, the noise bellowed around the playrooms up there too.

Everyone got the picture?

The stair case from the bar up to the 1st floor was a constant flow of ladies, mostly in 2s and 3s dashing along as though they were on a sponsored walk or in a vain attempt to lose some weight. Miss "knee length denim shorts" seemed to glide past quite often, so often infact people did question if she reached the bootom of the stairs before turning around and coming back up again! Infact whilst sitting at "the bus stop" more than 1 person commented about how ignorant some were about not waiting at the bottom whilst people went down. Quite rightly too, it was witnessed! This steady procession of people continued most of the afternoon until a point where it was thought there must have been a fire within the vacinity of the smoking area. The resulting dash downstairs nearly caused widespread panic as 1 minute later the procession of people who had charged downstairs started to charge back up. Was there a fire downstairs too i hear you ask? No, the Burgers and the Chips had been served. I have never seen so many happy faces clutching disposable plates containing gargantuan size portions of Burgers and Chips climb back up the stairs. Nirvana had been found! Now a lot of the people who had made the dash were large, obese is probably a good description, the sort that order their McDonalds made large then have a diet for a drink. We've all seen them. The too-ing and fro-ing continued for quite a while, the "bus stop" became a haven of tranquility and the smoking area calmed slightly as the food was consumed. People were being satisfied, not quite in the normal sense though within a swinging club. I took the opportunity to have a "leg stretch" and a cigarette, i braved the smoking area only to find that people had totally forgotten there were bins. Cigarette ends littered the floor, squashed chips were everywhere, and half eaten burgers were layed like IED mines here and there. I smoked what i could of my cigarette and decided to leave.

It wasn't going to happen.

Swinging clubs are for swinging, beach parties are for.......beaches! "

I don't think we should discount your opinion, and I respect the fact you've voiced. I just have a question or two

Was this your first social swinging gathering @ chams ?

Did you know there was a beach party @ chams ?

Have you ever been to chams before on a bank holiday Sunday ?

Did you expect a 'normal' Sunday attendance @ chams ?

The answers to the above, may ease your mind.

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By *s_4_u OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I think he may be p'dd off. He has no pics and no verifications. Probably didn't get any thing. Bit more effort into profile maybe he will get some fun.

From people I've spoke to and comments on the forum also the laughter he couldn't Stand sounds like everyone else did .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood "

Thats awefull... Chin up , xx

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over a year ago


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood

Thats awefull... Chin up , xx"
Sorry to say but all big get together you can get this . Even family things. The bitching if not to your face behind your back .. as some just love it all .. Its very hurtful and puts me of going and will others too reading this . Others sites have it at there parties too .. You get alot together and there will be clashes cant be off it.I love charms and staff Steven and his dad and wife really make people welcome .. Its awful people cant just be who they are and dress how they like with out others being rude and nasty.. if they have _iews keep it to them-self no need to hurt others .

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

For those that wish to read on please be aware that the following words which are all taken from the Oxford English Dictionary are going to be used "fat" "obese" and "ignorant". For the easily offended, click the "back" button now.

The afternoon started to a "Car Park Full" sign. Brilliant i thought it must be packed to the rafters....it was packed, the majority though being dressed in outfits the Chuckle Brothers wouldnt have even considered wearing.

The dress code for Chameleons had been blown apart, there were ladies dressed in grass skirts with full length leggings underneath, ladies even dressed in knee length denim shorts. The "Beach party" mob had taken over the smoking area, shouting and raucous laughter filled the air, drifting along the corridor past the 2 playrooms, and even into the couples room. The fire escape stair case door was open on the 2nd floor, the noise bellowed around the playrooms up there too.

Everyone got the picture?

The stair case from the bar up to the 1st floor was a constant flow of ladies, mostly in 2s and 3s dashing along as though they were on a sponsored walk or in a vain attempt to lose some weight. Miss "knee length denim shorts" seemed to glide past quite often, so often infact people did question if she reached the bootom of the stairs before turning around and coming back up again! Infact whilst sitting at "the bus stop" more than 1 person commented about how ignorant some were about not waiting at the bottom whilst people went down. Quite rightly too, it was witnessed! This steady procession of people continued most of the afternoon until a point where it was thought there must have been a fire within the vacinity of the smoking area. The resulting dash downstairs nearly caused widespread panic as 1 minute later the procession of people who had charged downstairs started to charge back up. Was there a fire downstairs too i hear you ask? No, the Burgers and the Chips had been served. I have never seen so many happy faces clutching disposable plates containing gargantuan size portions of Burgers and Chips climb back up the stairs. Nirvana had been found! Now a lot of the people who had made the dash were large, obese is probably a good description, the sort that order their McDonalds made large then have a diet for a drink. We've all seen them. The too-ing and fro-ing continued for quite a while, the "bus stop" became a haven of tranquility and the smoking area calmed slightly as the food was consumed. People were being satisfied, not quite in the normal sense though within a swinging club. I took the opportunity to have a "leg stretch" and a cigarette, i braved the smoking area only to find that people had totally forgotten there were bins. Cigarette ends littered the floor, squashed chips were everywhere, and half eaten burgers were layed like IED mines here and there. I smoked what i could of my cigarette and decided to leave.

It wasn't going to happen.

Swinging clubs are for swinging, beach parties are for.......beaches! "

All that time and no shag hey? Gutted!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm curious little boots (guess that means you have little feet too...) you were pleased to see the car park was full and that the club would be too. But did you really expect a full club to be quiet?

I've been in busy clubs when it hasn't been a social and been able.to hear every word of a conversation about the best way to cook fish! I've also been interrupted by loud laughter from outside the rooms.

The.important part is.that they're outside the rooms. Clubs are social places. Not everyone plays on every visit, nor do they play all the time. If you enjoy.playing with an audience or near one them this is the payoff.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood

Thats awefull... Chin up , xx"

I'm over it now I just wish I had stayed later and met some of you lot.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood

Thats awefull... Chin up , xxSorry to say but all big get together you can get this . Even family things. The bitching if not to your face behind your back .. as some just love it all .. Its very hurtful and puts me of going and will others too reading this . Others sites have it at there parties too .. You get alot together and there will be clashes cant be off it.I love charms and staff Steven and his dad and wife really make people welcome .. Its awful people cant just be who they are and dress how they like with out others being rude and nasty.. if they have _iews keep it to them-self no need to hurt others ."

Very true and I know I'm not everyones cup of tea but still no need to be vindictive but hey everyone else in chams is normally lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood

Thats awefull... Chin up , xxSorry to say but all big get together you can get this . Even family things. The bitching if not to your face behind your back .. as some just love it all .. Its very hurtful and puts me of going and will others too reading this . Others sites have it at there parties too .. You get alot together and there will be clashes cant be off it.I love charms and staff Steven and his dad and wife really make people welcome .. Its awful people cant just be who they are and dress how they like with out others being rude and nasty.. if they have _iews keep it to them-self no need to hurt others .

Very true and I know I'm not everyones cup of tea but still no need to be vindictive but hey everyone else in chams is normally lovely"
You just keep being you ok xxx and dont let others get to you as thay will just love it feeling thay got to you in some way... as thay dont know you so you dont have nothing to worrie yourself over . Be true to yourself and you will not go wrong xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I went with Sir but left after having some extremely rude woman get in my face telling me I looked like a beached whale and shouldn't be allowed in. We tried to stay for a bit after but she killed our mood

Thats awefull... Chin up , xx

I'm over it now I just wish I had stayed later and met some of you lot. "

I seem to recall a few threads where you have had the misfortune of being an innocent victim of abuse in one way or another for no apparent reason.

It's good to hear you are over it this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll tend to find people go on the offensive because they feel threatened by you, or to act like the 'alpha-bitch' infront of her friends.

Either way, she is trying to rise above you, I would (not matter how hurtful, and I appreciate it will be hard) laugh back in their face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a bad experience in a club in January this year i decided to stay away for a while and to give me time out!

so far admittedly i haven't been back due to work or personal commitments or if im honest i didn't want to go alone and risk the issue happening again as this time i would twat the person being frank!

sometimes we all need a time out even for a few weeks.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

We went to the beach party at Chams and to be honest we were very disappointed. It was nice and busy (which we love) but we were unable to find anywhere to play. We were not lucky enough to come across a private room that was available and when we tried to have some fun we were swarmed by the "creeping male". They gradually edged closer and closer thinking you hadn't noticed until they were in touching distance. I lost count of the amount of times i said "no thanks". In the end we gave up before 12 and left.

Dave

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If I play in an open room I generally make sure that we are far enough onto the bed to be out of easy reach.

That way if someone climbs onto the bed to touch it is clear that they have made an effort without an invitation and you can be very outspoken if need be - no 'accidental' smurfing!

But it can be the case on quieter nights that a lockable room is hard to find. It's the nature of clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the beach party is mainly a social event, i can go to a club any week and get sex so when they do the fab meets i tend to just use them as a way of putting faces to names and chat to people, if i find anyone i like i will contact them again on here and ask if they'd like to meet privately i think they are good fcr that

saying that i did fall lucky twice sunday night and just happen to walk past a room as people was vacating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As mentioned elsewhere, I spent most of the time socialising, and did not play once!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I only went to a room once and got one straight away. But i use it as a social, wouldnt really attempt to find a room its pretty obvious there wont be any, the one we went just had the door open. I had a fantastic time, there are people ive known years go to them but only catch up at them at the socials. I go other times if i want to play

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

It's definitely Saturdays only from now on for us. We only manage to get to Chams about once a month and a 150 mile round as well we feel that we want to do more than chat. We are looking to go again on 15th September to make up for the disappointment.

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

For those that wish to read on please be aware that the following words which are all taken from the Oxford English Dictionary are going to be used "fat" "obese" and "ignorant". For the easily offended, click the "back" button now.

The afternoon started to a "Car Park Full" sign. Brilliant i thought it must be packed to the rafters....it was packed, the majority though being dressed in outfits the Chuckle Brothers wouldnt have even considered wearing.

The dress code for Chameleons had been blown apart, there were ladies dressed in grass skirts with full length leggings underneath, ladies even dressed in knee length denim shorts. The "Beach party" mob had taken over the smoking area, shouting and raucous laughter filled the air, drifting along the corridor past the 2 playrooms, and even into the couples room. The fire escape stair case door was open on the 2nd floor, the noise bellowed around the playrooms up there too.

Everyone got the picture?

The stair case from the bar up to the 1st floor was a constant flow of ladies, mostly in 2s and 3s dashing along as though they were on a sponsored walk or in a vain attempt to lose some weight. Miss "knee length denim shorts" seemed to glide past quite often, so often infact people did question if she reached the bootom of the stairs before turning around and coming back up again! Infact whilst sitting at "the bus stop" more than 1 person commented about how ignorant some were about not waiting at the bottom whilst people went down. Quite rightly too, it was witnessed! This steady procession of people continued most of the afternoon until a point where it was thought there must have been a fire within the vacinity of the smoking area. The resulting dash downstairs nearly caused widespread panic as 1 minute later the procession of people who had charged downstairs started to charge back up. Was there a fire downstairs too i hear you ask? No, the Burgers and the Chips had been served. I have never seen so many happy faces clutching disposable plates containing gargantuan size portions of Burgers and Chips climb back up the stairs. Nirvana had been found! Now a lot of the people who had made the dash were large, obese is probably a good description, the sort that order their McDonalds made large then have a diet for a drink. We've all seen them. The too-ing and fro-ing continued for quite a while, the "bus stop" became a haven of tranquility and the smoking area calmed slightly as the food was consumed. People were being satisfied, not quite in the normal sense though within a swinging club. I took the opportunity to have a "leg stretch" and a cigarette, i braved the smoking area only to find that people had totally forgotten there were bins. Cigarette ends littered the floor, squashed chips were everywhere, and half eaten burgers were layed like IED mines here and there. I smoked what i could of my cigarette and decided to leave.

It wasn't going to happen.

Swinging clubs are for swinging, beach parties are for.......beaches! "

Crikey ! You'd think that someone with so much to say would have a better profile though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

For those that wish to read on please be aware that the following words which are all taken from the Oxford English Dictionary are going to be used "fat" "obese" and "ignorant". For the easily offended, click the "back" button now.

The afternoon started to a "Car Park Full" sign. Brilliant i thought it must be packed to the rafters....it was packed, the majority though being dressed in outfits the Chuckle Brothers wouldnt have even considered wearing.

The dress code for Chameleons had been blown apart, there were ladies dressed in grass skirts with full length leggings underneath, ladies even dressed in knee length denim shorts. The "Beach party" mob had taken over the smoking area, shouting and raucous laughter filled the air, drifting along the corridor past the 2 playrooms, and even into the couples room. The fire escape stair case door was open on the 2nd floor, the noise bellowed around the playrooms up there too.

Everyone got the picture?

The stair case from the bar up to the 1st floor was a constant flow of ladies, mostly in 2s and 3s dashing along as though they were on a sponsored walk or in a vain attempt to lose some weight. Miss "knee length denim shorts" seemed to glide past quite often, so often infact people did question if she reached the bootom of the stairs before turning around and coming back up again! Infact whilst sitting at "the bus stop" more than 1 person commented about how ignorant some were about not waiting at the bottom whilst people went down. Quite rightly too, it was witnessed! This steady procession of people continued most of the afternoon until a point where it was thought there must have been a fire within the vacinity of the smoking area. The resulting dash downstairs nearly caused widespread panic as 1 minute later the procession of people who had charged downstairs started to charge back up. Was there a fire downstairs too i hear you ask? No, the Burgers and the Chips had been served. I have never seen so many happy faces clutching disposable plates containing gargantuan size portions of Burgers and Chips climb back up the stairs. Nirvana had been found! Now a lot of the people who had made the dash were large, obese is probably a good description, the sort that order their McDonalds made large then have a diet for a drink. We've all seen them. The too-ing and fro-ing continued for quite a while, the "bus stop" became a haven of tranquility and the smoking area calmed slightly as the food was consumed. People were being satisfied, not quite in the normal sense though within a swinging club. I took the opportunity to have a "leg stretch" and a cigarette, i braved the smoking area only to find that people had totally forgotten there were bins. Cigarette ends littered the floor, squashed chips were everywhere, and half eaten burgers were layed like IED mines here and there. I smoked what i could of my cigarette and decided to leave.

It wasn't going to happen.

Swinging clubs are for swinging, beach parties are for.......beaches! "

So why did you go knowing it was the annual beach party. Basically what your trying to say is, you didnt get a shag

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Its lovely to read about all the people who thoroughly enjoyed the beach party....spare a thought for those that didnt!

For those that wish to read on please be aware that the following words which are all taken from the Oxford English Dictionary are going to be used "fat" "obese" and "ignorant". For the easily offended, click the "back" button now.

The afternoon started to a "Car Park Full" sign. Brilliant i thought it must be packed to the rafters....it was packed, the majority though being dressed in outfits the Chuckle Brothers wouldnt have even considered wearing.

The dress code for Chameleons had been blown apart, there were ladies dressed in grass skirts with full length leggings underneath, ladies even dressed in knee length denim shorts. The "Beach party" mob had taken over the smoking area, shouting and raucous laughter filled the air, drifting along the corridor past the 2 playrooms, and even into the couples room. The fire escape stair case door was open on the 2nd floor, the noise bellowed around the playrooms up there too.

Everyone got the picture?

The stair case from the bar up to the 1st floor was a constant flow of ladies, mostly in 2s and 3s dashing along as though they were on a sponsored walk or in a vain attempt to lose some weight. Miss "knee length denim shorts" seemed to glide past quite often, so often infact people did question if she reached the bootom of the stairs before turning around and coming back up again! Infact whilst sitting at "the bus stop" more than 1 person commented about how ignorant some were about not waiting at the bottom whilst people went down. Quite rightly too, it was witnessed! This steady procession of people continued most of the afternoon until a point where it was thought there must have been a fire within the vacinity of the smoking area. The resulting dash downstairs nearly caused widespread panic as 1 minute later the procession of people who had charged downstairs started to charge back up. Was there a fire downstairs too i hear you ask? No, the Burgers and the Chips had been served. I have never seen so many happy faces clutching disposable plates containing gargantuan size portions of Burgers and Chips climb back up the stairs. Nirvana had been found! Now a lot of the people who had made the dash were large, obese is probably a good description, the sort that order their McDonalds made large then have a diet for a drink. We've all seen them. The too-ing and fro-ing continued for quite a while, the "bus stop" became a haven of tranquility and the smoking area calmed slightly as the food was consumed. People were being satisfied, not quite in the normal sense though within a swinging club. I took the opportunity to have a "leg stretch" and a cigarette, i braved the smoking area only to find that people had totally forgotten there were bins. Cigarette ends littered the floor, squashed chips were everywhere, and half eaten burgers were layed like IED mines here and there. I smoked what i could of my cigarette and decided to leave.

It wasn't going to happen.

Swinging clubs are for swinging, beach parties are for.......beaches! "

So you knew there was a social going on, from this site and I think others yet you chose to go and have a Shit time?? More fool you!!

If the beach parties were such bad press for the club they wouldnt hold them every year. Guess you just have to chalk this up to experience huh?;

Incidentally I missed the burgers and only caught the tail end of the Buffett cos I was too busy having fun

Maybe if you had moved your grumpy arse off of he bus stop and had a look around you would have found some fun to. Experiences are what you make them!

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Like you said, you live and learn. We like to be sociable like anyone else but our playtime is too valuable to be wasted.

Dave

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Like you said, you live and learn. We like to be sociable like anyone else but our playtime is too valuable to be wasted.

Dave"

Fair enough, I can see that.

But do bear in mind that the private rooms can often be very busy and hard to get just when you want one...

I had to take my totty back to the hotel cos we couldn't get a private room - admittedly that was no great hardship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps. Can I add to the effort of the staff, the buffet looked a good spread. I didn't have any, but it looked a good spread.

And just after twelve the 'hot dogs' sausages in rolls also looked good.

Good club, good staff, good buffet spread, amazing ladies and nice seeing some old friends, and making new friends.

All in, glad I kicked my cousins out and made it to the club at 9pm.

Can't say thanks enough, and everyone is entitled to their opinions, so looks like there may be one extra space in the single males locker room lol.

Oh and on that note, this was my first visit as a single male, I've always gone with a lady, so was amazed to find that the single men's changing room has heated floor. Single all the way, from now on lol.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Although last Sunday we found to be disappointing, we love the club and are looking forward to the 15th September. We normally spend most of the night in the round room having lots of fun

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