FabSwingers.com forum: weirdest request on a meet

By *objguk OP Man
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

What is the weirdest request you have ever had prior to or on a meet? And I suppose the follow up question.......did you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had loads of odd requests, involving dogs and scat are the two most common and no i didnt lol

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By *objguk OP Man
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

"Ive had loads of odd requests, involving dogs and scat are the two most common and no i didnt lol"

Met a few dogs myself......but I presume your offer had 4 legs??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not on a meet, but when I used to do cam work a couple of years ago, I was requested to play with myself using my toothbrush - bristle end up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not on a meet, but when I used to do cam work a couple of years ago, I was requested to play with myself using my toothbrush - bristle end up

i love my leccy toothbrush, thats not odd

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"not on a meet, but when I used to do cam work a couple of years ago, I was requested to play with myself using my toothbrush - bristle end up

i love my leccy toothbrush, thats not odd

I hope you have two though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not on a meet, but when I used to do cam work a couple of years ago, I was requested to play with myself using my toothbrush - bristle end up

i love my leccy toothbrush, thats not odd

I hope you have two though."

i have 3 and none are used on my teeth lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Many years ago I (Em) met a couple for a FFM. After chatting and getting to know each other, the woman took me upstairs to 'his' bedroom (they had separate rooms)and said he preferred his women in floor length nighties and handed me a white cotton creation.

I didn't know whether to be scared or insulted!

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By *objguk OP Man
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

"Many years ago I (Em) met a couple for a FFM. After chatting and getting to know each other, the woman took me upstairs to 'his' bedroom (they had separate rooms)and said he preferred his women in floor length nighties and handed me a white cotton creation.

I didn't know whether to be scared or insulted!

Hmm is that some strange upstairs, downstairs fetish I wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have told him you only wear silk

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I didn't know whether to be scared or insulted!

Hmm is that some strange upstairs, downstairs fetish I wonder?"

Don't know but it was a strange meet with me and his missus side by side on our backs, lights off with him alternating between us lol

In my defence it was very early days so I was a bit reluctant to 'rock the boat' so to speak. It was a 'one off' meet though (although they did invite me back) - I didn't fancy that experience twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a shower and wet my towel n trunks, my mrs thinks im swimming lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a shower and wet my towel n trunks, my mrs thinks im swimming lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u carry a pizza box , that way my neighbours will think ur delivering from the local take out!

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"Can u carry a pizza box , that way my neighbours will think ur delivering from the local take out! "

lol that is sooooo funny.

what did u say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked to wear a all in one pajamas things with feet in and drink urine out of a baby bottle while sat in a travel cot. Yeah I had to read it twice too before realise I didn't miss read BLOCK !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been asked to wear a all in one pajamas things with feet in and drink urine out of a baby bottle while sat in a travel cot. "

lol @ wearing a onesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought I had heard every thing but that blew my mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a guy want me to wank him with the old marigold yellow dishwashing gloves..

only thing was he wanted me to cover his cock in Fairy-Liquid..

said the Fairy liquid gave him a burning sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u carry a pizza box , that way my neighbours will think ur delivering from the local take out!

lol that is sooooo funny.

what did u say?"

Told her I only had a curry carton oh n don't call me

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"had a guy want me to wank him with the old marigold yellow dishwashing gloves..

only thing was he wanted me to cover his cock in Fairy-Liquid..

said the Fairy liquid gave him a burning sensation

bloody hell that is strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still get a fair few "bareback, with no pill" requests! Jeez i can't get out very often with 2 kids, and they want me to have their's to! I'd never get any fun time again!!! BLOCK!

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"Still get a fair few "bareback, with no pill" requests! Jeez i can't get out very often with 2 kids, and they want me to have their's to! I'd never get any fun time again!!! BLOCK!"

nice bum and panties pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still get a fair few "bareback, with no pill" requests! Jeez i can't get out very often with 2 kids, and they want me to have their's to! I'd never get any fun time again!!! BLOCK!

nice bum and panties pic

I aim to please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive never had any weird requests!!

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"Still get a fair few "bareback, with no pill" requests! Jeez i can't get out very often with 2 kids, and they want me to have their's to! I'd never get any fun time again!!! BLOCK!

nice bum and panties pic

I aim to please!!"

certainly done the trick for me

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

that reminds me. one women I met got a kick out of me wearing her knickers while we had sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a request to go to someones house,the front door would be open,i'd go upstairs quietly and find them on the bed arse up face down blindfolded and i had to say nothing whatsoever and fuck them and go without them ever seeing me,now thats great you may be thinking but it was off a bloke and i don't swing both ways haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I let him get me pregnant as he'd always wanted to fuck a pregnant woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I let him get me pregnant as he'd always wanted to fuck a pregnant woman.

Thats a tad random

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By *objguk OP Man
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

"ive never had any weird requests!! "

Would you like one?.......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

Disgraceful you would think he would of least made a day of it

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

thats not £250 per hour lol

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By *aughtyangieCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

Give him my number I need a new tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these stories are hilarious(particularly the pizza box one), there should be a book published on people's experiences here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

Disgraceful you would think he would of least made a day of it

I know lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

thats not £250 per hour lol"

Don't know what the going rate is for that kind of thing lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

Give him my number I need a new tv "

I wouldn't have had to worry about the kids school uniforms and shoes would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for that id be there

face in the pillow and ass up

double dip ression in rip off briton

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By *objguk OP Man
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

You know, I thought there would be weird kinks stories here buit its all been funny stories of nighties, onsies and a few people with strange requests. Pizza deliveries and swimming pool visits. Are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weirdest I have ever been asked to do was paint my toenails black.....and yes I did, strangest thing about it was, he didn't even remove my stockings or play with my feet, he was just happy enough to see that they were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a shower and wet my towel n trunks, my mrs thinks im swimming lol "

I used to do that years ago but back then it was only to get to see a friend socially as my then partner was a control freak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked to meet a guy, crimp one of on his chest and leave. It still makes me gag thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

I been offered twenty pound for a hour two tops and he not booking hotel I can do it outside apparently lol. I felt so blessed

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

thats not £250 per hour lol

Don't know what the going rate is for that kind of thing lol x"

average hourly rate is about 150 hour in London, so a grand for four is bloody well above average lol

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

bee was asked if she could stuff her red stockings in her ass and take pics for this guy, she didnt do it as she loves those stockings lol the guy wasnt impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

I been offered twenty pound for a hour two tops and he not booking hotel I can do it outside apparently lol. I felt so blessed "

lol what a guy hey!! Think I did quite well then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

thats not £250 per hour lol

Don't know what the going rate is for that kind of thing lol x

average hourly rate is about 150 hour in London, so a grand for four is bloody well above average lol

I perhaps shouldn't have been so hasty with my reply then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really bizarrely I had a message off a girl today claiming to be friends with a minor celeb who wanted to meet me, but due to his job couldn't have a profile on here. Although she gave me 'his' name and number! It made me laugh no end, I'm not sure where on my profile it says 'I'm a gullible twat'! I wouldn't mind but he wasn't even fit, maybe if she'd said it was Jesse Pavelka I'd have been more interested!

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By *unnyfunCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

Give him my number I need a new tv "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked to suck of a horse and dog....no no no no x

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By *objguk OP Man
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

"Got asked to suck of a horse and dog....no no no no x"

Neigh, that's not good!

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By *xTitsAndTattsxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Really bizarrely I had a message off a girl today claiming to be friends with a minor celeb who wanted to meet me, but due to his job couldn't have a profile on here. Although she gave me 'his' name and number! It made me laugh no end, I'm not sure where on my profile it says 'I'm a gullible twat'! I wouldn't mind but he wasn't even fit, maybe if she'd said it was Jesse Pavelka I'd have been more interested! "

O my god I had exactly the same thing about 3 months ago.....his initials weren't MM were they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The only request I've had at a meet, was as I arrived at the couple's house.

Having taken a couple of hours to cross across the city on public transport, I knocked on their door at the required time!

The lady opened the door, smiled and asked "Could you go home now? We've changed our minds!"

Grrrr!

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By *imimeeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

O my god I had exactly the same thing about 3 months ago.....his initials weren't MM were they? "

Now you both have me wracking my brains!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh My God.....do you think Minnie Mouse knows her other half is on here!

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By *xTitsAndTattsxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x"

LMFAO that's brilliant, she even started sending me msgs pretending 2 b him....I mean 1. He's not even a celebrity 2. He's bloody ugly and 3. As if any1 is stupid enough 2 fall 4 it!

I literally am cryin cuz I'm laughing so hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O my god I had exactly the same thing about 3 months ago.....his initials weren't MM were they?

Now you both have me wracking my brains!!

Even if we said I doubt you'd know, once I'd googled him I was still none the wiser! Very minor celeb. I think they used him in the hope that it's ambiguous enough to get people interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x

LMFAO that's brilliant, she even started sending me msgs pretending 2 b him....I mean 1. He's not even a celebrity 2. He's bloody ugly and 3. As if any1 is stupid enough 2 fall 4 it!

I literally am cryin cuz I'm laughing so hard! "

Oh my god that's crazy! I just kept saying that I wasn't interested but got a fair few messages back! It was clearly some guy thinking he'd get people interested by pretending to be a girl AND a minor (very minor!) celeb! Brilliant! This has made my day now!

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By *xTitsAndTattsxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x

LMFAO that's brilliant, she even started sending me msgs pretending 2 b him....I mean 1. He's not even a celebrity 2. He's bloody ugly and 3. As if any1 is stupid enough 2 fall 4 it!

I literally am cryin cuz I'm laughing so hard!

I got bombarded wiv msgs, got offered money, gifts, meals in fancy restaurants, flight in a helicopter...WTF???

I just wonder if any sap has fallen for it?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy a space dock fondeu?"

Im fairly liberal, but that would be too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x

LMFAO that's brilliant, she even started sending me msgs pretending 2 b him....I mean 1. He's not even a celebrity 2. He's bloody ugly and 3. As if any1 is stupid enough 2 fall 4 it!

I literally am cryin cuz I'm laughing so hard!

I got bombarded wiv msgs, got offered money, gifts, meals in fancy restaurants, flight in a helicopter...WTF???

I just wonder if any sap has fallen for it?!?"

I never got that, just the offer of phone sex! I do wonder if anyone's fallen for it, I bloody hope not, it's plain freaky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I let him get me pregnant as he'd always wanted to fuck a pregnant woman.

Think he's been doing the rounds, had that same message haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that reminds me. one women I met got a kick out of me wearing her knickers while we had sex lol"

snap, ive done that a few times too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a message from s couple wanting to meet us. He asked our dos snd donts. I said usual no pain anal snd no glove no love as all on our profile. He said they prefer bb, again told him no, he said he had never worn one snd would need help, no prob I said. Hus reply, wot if we cant get it on, I said we will use s carrier bag, for a joke, his reply I wont wear a bag, blocked him ar thst point, laughed my head off

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

I have had several requests from men who wanted me let let them clean all my shoes.

Oddest was the the guy who wanted me told hold a knife to his throat, rummaged in the cutlery drawer and handed me a butter knife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy who wanted to hire a prostitute for me who he apparently had visited several times at a massage parlour, and whilst I f**ked her he would whack-off in the corner of the room watching.

Erm...no thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was offered a 3sum with a man and his dog, the dog would lick me while he sucked the dog off, he said a cock is a cock..grim

and a 4sum with a man his sister and his mum coz they are hot, think some people make this shit up for a reaction coz that surely isnt right.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I was offered a ride across the New Forest in a Ferrari by 'a famous footballer' (he omitted to give me his name of course). Just one look at my profile shows I'm hardly the archetypal WAG - nor am I gullible ... I didn't give my bank details (including security code plz) to the Nigerian Prince who contacted me on hotmail either

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A message hoping I was on the pill as he didn't think he would be able to pull out cos my pussy looks so lovely (no face pics and even if you're a friend there are no pussy shots!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"A message hoping I was on the pill as he didn't think he would be able to pull out cos my pussy looks so lovely (no face pics and even if you're a friend there are no pussy shots!

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He's just messaged me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted

Give him my number I need a new tv "

New car here lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A message hoping I was on the pill as he didn't think he would be able to pull out cos my pussy looks so lovely (no face pics and even if you're a friend there are no pussy shots!

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He's just messaged me too.

Cos we're clearly the bareback type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive been asked a couple of times by older guys if i will do the daughter daddy thing also get asked if i still have my school uniform

i do but its only for special occasions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked to meet a guy, crimp one of on his chest and leave. It still makes me gag thinking about it. "

Thats nothing l was asked to do that on his face block straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are still relatively new to the site and have realised that sometimes you just have to respect how direct some people are.

Take one message received from a bloke the other day "Hi Guys, sorry to be so blunt but I'm looking for a couple who do bareback anal so I can suck the cum out of her bum. How about it?"

Our reaction was a mix of ewwwww and fair play to the guy for putting himself out there an not beating around the bush.

We decided on this occasion not to progress to the meet stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are still relatively new to the site and have realised that sometimes you just have to respect how direct some people are.

Take one message received from a bloke the other day "Hi Guys, sorry to be so blunt but I'm looking for a couple who do bareback anal so I can suck the cum out of her bum. How about it?"

Our reaction was a mix of ewwwww and fair play to the guy for putting himself out there an not beating around the bush.

We decided on this occasion not to progress to the meet stage.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

At least he's approaching couples so you probably already play bare together.

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