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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This made me laugh so much I just had to share it.

We got a message from a guy in response to a meet request, however after doing a quick google search it became apparent that the pictures on his profile of his cock weren't actually his cock. When I questioned this he replied and I quote "And why would I want to place pictures of my own perfect cock on here when there tonnes of fake people on here.", I haven't laughed that much in ages.

He then proceeded to moan that our pictures were photoshopped...they are very lightly but the fact i'm a photographer tends to help too, at least our pics are us.

Anyway it made me chuckle so like I said, I thought i'd share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And when I say photoshopped I mean light levels and such, not fat removal / boob enlargement

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"This made me laugh so much I just had to share it.

We got a message from a guy in response to a meet request, however after doing a quick google search it became apparent that the pictures on his profile of his cock weren't actually his cock. When I questioned this he replied and I quote "And why would I want to place pictures of my own perfect cock on here when there tonnes of fake people on here.", I haven't laughed that much in ages.

He then proceeded to moan that our pictures were photoshopped...they are very lightly but the fact i'm a photographer tends to help too, at least our pics are us.

Anyway it made me chuckle so like I said, I thought i'd share "

I am always highly amused at the responses when I confront someone about their fake pics,usually found to be taken from gay porn sites from tineye's findings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This made me laugh so much I just had to share it.

We got a message from a guy in response to a meet request, however after doing a quick google search it became apparent that the pictures on his profile of his cock weren't actually his cock. When I questioned this he replied and I quote "And why would I want to place pictures of my own perfect cock on here when there tonnes of fake people on here.", I haven't laughed that much in ages.

He then proceeded to moan that our pictures were photoshopped...they are very lightly but the fact i'm a photographer tends to help too, at least our pics are us.

Anyway it made me chuckle so like I said, I thought i'd share

I am always highly amused at the responses when I confront someone about their fake pics,usually found to be taken from gay porn sites from tineye's findings..."

well I dabble a bit in manipulation...but never met many that say i look nothing like my pics

whats my gaydar user account name again

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I don't understand why people need to lie do they not know there going to get found out when you actually do meet? I've not got the perfect body or cock but least there my own lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Exactly, just be yourself

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Exactly, just be yourself "

I do it's the best way if I'm not what people are looking for then that's their choice same as if their not what I'm looking for no need lie you know

Makes me laugh cz if youd have met n got on it do to speak then you'd have been like WTF??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I say photoshopped I mean light levels and such, not fat removal / boob enlargement "

They don't look it, we use Lightroom, have you used that before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know google had a search facility for cocks! lol

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I didn't know google had a search facility for cocks! lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And when I say photoshopped I mean light levels and such, not fat removal / boob enlargement

They don't look it, we use Lightroom, have you used that before?

"

I shoot in raw so do most of my editing with that but also use cs5 if I need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant see the point in doing that its not all down to the size its what it can do as we all say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I say photoshopped I mean light levels and such, not fat removal / boob enlargement

They don't look it, we use Lightroom, have you used that before?

I shoot in raw so do most of my editing with that but also use cs5 if I need it"

Shoot in raw make you sounds like a naked photographer, but I do know what you really mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I say photoshopped I mean light levels and such, not fat removal / boob enlargement

They don't look it, we use Lightroom, have you used that before?

I shoot in raw so do most of my editing with that but also use cs5 if I need it"

Yes M (Mr Julie) shoots raw...interested to know what equipment you have, in a non pervy way! Lol

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford


" cant see the point in doing that its not all down to the size its what it can do as we all say lol"

Lol very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you do this google search thingy??

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

All my pics are gen and no photo shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't think people actually did that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I say photoshopped I mean light levels and such, not fat removal / boob enlargement "

any chance you can straighten my cock a bit on my photo , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And when I say photoshopped I mean light levels and such, not fat removal / boob enlargement

any chance you can straighten my cock a bit on my photo , lol"

I could delete ur cock and make it a fanny if u like

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk


"And when I say photoshopped I mean light levels and such, not fat removal / boob enlargement

They don't look it, we use Lightroom, have you used that before?

I shoot in raw so do most of my editing with that but also use cs5 if I need it"

Me too mate. Find I get better results, trouble is wife grabs 'em and posts on site before I have chance to play around with them in PS lol

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