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Srangest Place You Ever Had Sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Once got pissed up while on holiday and thought we would have sex on the cliffs over looking the sea. We got stripped off and were banging away hammer n tong and found out we where in the carpark of the poshiest hotel in town. Anyone else dropped a similar clanger?

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Not a clanger but we once had sex behind the clubhouse of Wolverhampton Cricket Club...it was the most boring 40th birthday party ever, was our excuse !

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

B&Q car-park on a Saturday afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a tractor, on a farm during Harvest time, I am a city girl and that was strange to me.

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

D*unk up a tree lol it was a long time ago

D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In A Cemetry Car Park, Soooo Wrong!

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By *icplforbimalebarrowCouple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

Mr C did it on top of a stack of toilet rolls in a warehouse where he worked

Mrs S did it in the middle of a cricket pitch

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

in a caravan -- not exciting you say

it was in a caravan showroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in a caravan -- not exciting you say

it was in a caravan showroom"

But was teh showroom open lol

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By *reespiritedwomanWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

In a graveyard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the kids outdoor pool at butlins under a big plastic mushroom ( early hours in the morning )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under a combine harvester when i was 15...used to go out with a farmers son and think we did it just about everywhere on that farm...including the cow sheds, yes that was with cows around us, haybarn..lost coutless pairs of knickers in the dark...also in amongst the chicken coups, and also lost my virginty to him in a forest near the farm called "Poppins Forest"!

Yes im being honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would help if we could spell strangest sorry guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the target butts of the local firing range. We had to stay there for an hour and a half afterwards (so more shagging!) as they started firing!!!!! Well, it was a Saturday afternoon....... and I was about 19.... ah the foolishness of youth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my flat.

After stepping through the door and seeing the Horror, I'm suprised anyone has stayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got pick pocketed whilst in teh act on a beach in spain and not by the girl who was on top - some dirty spaniard crept up and went through my kegs !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in an ex-gf downstairs toilet, boxing day evening, during some shite film that the rest of her family were watching.......and not with the ex-gf either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex's parents ran a pub, and one night after the pub was closed and they had gone upstairs to bed we had sex at the bar x

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By *erseypairCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

The Wrral- now that is a strange place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a Car Outside Cream Nightclub in Liverpool, it was a very busy Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my biggest OMG session was on the train home from birmingham one night, its always dead, taken that train many times and never seen anyone at all on that last train, anyway i was with a guy i know and we'd had a few drinks so started getting a big jiggy

Anyway to cut a long story short i was on my knees sucking his cock and i just had this feeling of being watched, so i turned my head to the side, cock still in mouth and sat right opposite was a guy just sat there watching

I never moved so fast in all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Wrral- now that is a strange place"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a court room at lunch time with a policeman....I think it's called community service

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol


"In a court room at lunch time with a policeman....I think it's called community service "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a court room at lunch time with a policeman....I think it's called community service "

Had a large truncheon, did he.......?

LMAO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid/late evening on a Hotel Bedroom Window cill in city Centre overlooked by some offices - its was mega erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a flight to South Africa in the loo. We got a round of applause too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a shop I'm fitting out now in Cheltenham shutters down you can see out but you can't see in !!!

Now that was hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Turkey the the loo of some seedy little bar by an Italian hunk, no doors on the loo just a swinging half shutter door like you use to see in those old cowboy films lol and yes there where other girls waiting there turn to get in for a pee lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the canteen in my da's place of work. By his boss !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You laid on the counter and shouted fillet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the back of an army truck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got two weird places, once over the 8ft wall of my local doctors, safe sex at its best! And the other was a park on the slide, after the kids were tucked in bed mind you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the arse !!!

***joke***

Weirdest place for me was Underwater when scuba diving in the Med. Weird as got really out of breath and nearly drown. Didn't realise at the time but we were spotted by a scuba training school who all cheered when we came back up to the surface lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work in a brand new car in the show room after hours and over the bonnet and the reception desk alot of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At work in a brand new car in the show room after hours and over the bonnet and the reception desk alot of fun"
my ex told me that story too.... when was this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an HGV lorry, parked up for the night in a lorry park. The next morning I got alot of smiles and nods when I went to freshen up!!! My then fella looked pleased with himself lol must explain why I get very horny when out in his Lorry lol (now my rather lovely husband)

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By *urious.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

In a pub. On a Saturday afternoon. Not in the toilets or private area, just at a table in the bar area!!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

In a bed showroom just before closing. With the sales guy I'd met a couple of times before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the stairs of a chapel xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

said this before but an ex of mine was an optician and she gave me a blow job after my eyetest at her place of work.

a busy saturday afternoon witha shop full of customers just outside the door.

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By *rystalsdragonCouple
over a year ago

central for fun / axarquia

on the pool table of local pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my exs bosses office right over his desk one lunchtime

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

has to be for us on a court steps late at night

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By *xTitsAndTattsxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

In a phonebox right outside a police station Haha

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

in the back of police car lol not in the uk of course was in brazil yrs ago

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By *entleman DMan
over a year ago

city center, limerick city.

in a fire engine ina fire station with a girl with both of us wearing the uniforms! was fun,she looked hot in the helmet!!! .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went back into the dental practise where i worked and did it in the dental chair!

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By *stmateMan
over a year ago

Notts

A few places, to name a few, country park on a hot summers day with a lot of ppl walking around and a bridle path on a little bridge over a brook, again very busy place. Those were the days lol

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By *isha KadishaCouple
over a year ago

Welsh/Shropshire border

Ooh we have a long list but one of the best was with LS in my EX in-laws Ford Fiesta... and in their caravan!!! (I knew where the key was hidden!!!) Sooo very wrong!! Also, up against the lighthouse on a busy summers day at Newborough beach on Anglesey, now that was a challenge as the place was full of holiday makers at the time!! He, he!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a shop counter. It was shut lol also did it in the window on the inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the risk of getting caught , probably most strangest would be on the back of a double decker bus at night with like 3 people sitting near the front c also on some stairs in a corridor leading up to a car park def got caught lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my virginity in a huge concrete pipe(before it was layed under ground in the middle of our village.

Another time it was up against a tree at a posh hotel in full view of the hotel lounge after getting pissed at a wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marks and Spencer's changing rooms on a Saturday afternoon was meant to be getting suit for friends wedding, ex girlfriend decided she wanted sex.

The worst part was walking out afterwards to find shop assistant and 2 elderly customers stood outside with puzzled looks on their faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marks and Spencer's changing rooms on a Saturday afternoon was meant to be getting suit for friends wedding, ex girlfriend decided she wanted sex.

The worst part was walking out afterwards to find shop assistant and 2 elderly customers stood outside with puzzled looks on their faces "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steps to the gym at school.....oh er....

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By *utAndThickMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Police station and I'm not a policeman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the upstairs toilet of a Barratt show home whilst the sales rep waited at the bottom of the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed at 17 me n my mate went to our local pub n pulled a couple girls. Took one of them to the alley way of the pub n fucked her till we got disturbed by some chavs. She went home later and me and my mate went and fucked the other girl together back at her house. Pretty successful evening!

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By *lthomasMan
over a year ago

Wolves

2 places stand out

in the back of the car in a multi story carpark at lunch time, very horny when people walked by, and in the DJ booth of a nightclub where i worked, while the club was open & I was working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fire escape of a club then i realised the smoking area was underneath

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By *xonswingersCouple
over a year ago

Close to Oxford

Swindon.

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By *sMinxyWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Over the bonnet of a Holden Police car in the suburbs of Sydney 25 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You just don't look old enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother-in-law's kitchen floor..while she was asleep upstairs.. and a quoits pitch (google it) many moons ago.. Nx

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By *haroninlondonWoman
over a year ago

Bromley

New years eve on top of a building in the city!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6,000 feet up in a u.s. army huey helicopter with a u.s. army capt. nurse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round the back of a scout hut when it was full of scouts, we were also disturbed by a man walking his dog!

I was also wanked off by a nurse at a field hospital in Afghanistan after nearly being blown up by a mortar round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind a wall on a public foot path in Devon

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By *plshropsCouple
over a year ago

shrewsbury

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over a year ago

shrewsbury

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By *plshropsCouple
over a year ago

shrewsbury

In the back of a taxi after a night out

Driver took a 10 mile detour and called us dirty b***stds and charged me full fare..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt say it's strange but once had sex in a lake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a church yard up against a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party at mine in Bristol 14 th Sept message me for a free invite couples and single females only so far 3 couple coming so ltd spaces still available ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym swimming pool with people meters away.

Blowjob on tesco car park middle of the day.

Fingerd my ex on a very busy bus.

To name a few

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did Mel at Bramall lane up the owlws x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had sex in the back of are hearse loads of fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the back of a bfa, it was ten at night and we thought no one could hear, only to find out a while later there was two guys walking past and could hear use.

Well worth it as it was amazing and the woman wanted to do it every night we were on duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under some cricket covers in broad daylight

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well I was giving this bloke a blow job in church , when all of a sudden ........

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By *adonnasteveCouple
over a year ago

Melksham

On the m4 giving him a blow job, he said it was one of the best he has had. Lol.

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By *haring is caringCouple
over a year ago

Devon

On top of the tower at Alton Towers! Busy down below, not many people in the castle!

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By *lexaWoman
over a year ago

southampton


"I lost my virginity in a huge concrete pipe(before it was layed under ground in the middle of our village.

Another time it was up against a tree at a posh hotel in full view of the hotel lounge after getting pissed at a wedding "

I like xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in swimming pool in private villa in spain once kids sleeping with hubby and friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the back of a taxi after a night out

Driver took a 10 mile detour and called us dirty b***stds and charged me full fare.. "

Glad to see one of my fellow cab drivers is maintain standards....! PMSL!!!!!

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By *a petite madameWoman
over a year ago

London / Essex

outside the trafford centre on a sat afternoon...

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By *idlifefuncplCouple
over a year ago

Dudley

Mrs gave a blow-job to a porn star at Butlins between the chalets while I held the umbrella.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh forgot one! Broke down in a company car on the M2 on the way back from Joss Bay years ago (about 1983) and as it got dark and we were waiting ages for the AA, we got it on in the car on the hard shoulder.... well, the shoulder weren't the only thing that was hard Thank gawd there wasn't a traffic jam or we'd have had coach loads of German tourists looking down on us...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PE store at school, well before the bell rang tho

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

BJ in the cinema (with quite a few people in there). it looked dark in there when we walked in but Im sure it wasn't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

top of pavey ark in the lakes just as the sun was coming up

in that sauna of the swimming pool i used to work at while we were supposed to be cleaning it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a fire engine, during the strike in the 70s, doing my bit to support them you understsnd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In a cow shed those cows are fucking nosey lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a blow job in Tescos car park mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

middle of cricket pitch ... at night I hasten to add.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was it Lourdes babes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a vacation to Cyprus on the aircraft,but not in the toilets we done it while in our seats when the plane was comming down xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You in the mile high club now?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

In a sofa showroom on one of the sofas with the store manager.

Fortunately it was a leather one so wipe clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a fire engine whilst on duty

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we live in Derby. That's a strange place to southerners like Freddie lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 foot down in a tunnel I was working on in swanage that was one hell of a hole and one hell of a lady

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

In a city office mirrored lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On top of the tower at Alton Towers! Busy down below, not many people in the castle! "

Nice view from up there too lol

We have also had fun up the towers. That would be a great place for a quick meet with others too.

Mmmmmm ideas a flowin now.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Top of "Ben-Nevis" would be the one..

But so far only been seen shagging by half a Million chicks...

ok - it was a chicken farm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the 13th hole of a golf course at about 4am with high rise flats looking over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Top of "Ben-Nevis" would be the one..

But so far only been seen shagging by half a Million chicks...

ok - it was a chicken farm... "
Marshalls or Grampion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and the ex went out for a night out in reading we ended up in my work van on the front seats for a good 2 hours fucking outside o'neils in the town centre fucking on a busy friday night she ended up with a wine bottle up her fanny with spit on her face and red cheeks where id been giving her a few naughty slaps that night will always stick with me because she lost the van key we ended up sleeping on my sisters sofa had to travel to get the spare key with a hang over only to come back to find the key tucked down the back of the dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the back seat of a fire engine while it was parked in the fire station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a trampoline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked a baby sitter on the roof of an outdoor toilet. . the parents came home early and i wasn't supposed to be there, so had to hide in the backyard till they went to sleep. she sneaked out and climbed up and we fucked under the parents bedroom window as they got ready for bed!!. . . it was 30+ years ago rob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"on a trampoline"

Wow quality jump

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