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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hear yee hear yee, selling virgin bum cheeks for a blue pewter badge, 0 miles no cosmetic damage, working pipes 0 to 100 rpms in an instant I can do the splits I'm top notch at the hula I come with oil. And lubricant. Serious offers only!

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

You need a spell checker.

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Your place or mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need a spell checker. "

I domt ned a spel checkr I'm in a bloody rush, I NEED A BLUE PEWTER bdge dodnt you red?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your place or mine? "

Do you really have a blue pewter badge?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You need a spell checker.

I domt ned a spel checkr I'm in a bloody rush, I NEED A BLUE PEWTER bdge dodnt you red?"

Apologies, but we only have a Blue Peter badge. It's definitely not pewter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a spell checker.

I domt ned a spel checkr I'm in a bloody rush, I NEED A BLUE PEWTER bdge dodnt you red?"

Ya need summat!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do I get what's between the bum cheeks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need a spell checker.

I domt ned a spel checkr I'm in a bloody rush, I NEED A BLUE PEWTER bdge dodnt you red?

Apologies, but we only have a Blue Peter badge. It's definitely not pewter "

I know what I'm doing, I can spell have you seen my profile? I am an articulate young man! It's just my speech impediment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need a spell checker.

I domt ned a spel checkr I'm in a bloody rush, I NEED A BLUE PEWTER bdge dodnt you red?

Ya need summat! "

What you got for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get what's between the bum cheeks?"

Do I get a blue pewter badge?

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Your place or mine?

Do you really have a blue pewter badge? "

I got a friend of a friend that knows a friend that has one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your place or mine?

Do you really have a blue pewter badge? I got a friend of a friend that knows a friend that has one "

Blue pewter badge upfront before sale I'm afraid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

One of us genuinely has a Blue Peter badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of us genuinely has a Blue Peter badge "

Lemme guess, I won't find out who?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"One of us genuinely has a Blue Peter badge

Lemme guess, I won't find out who?"

It's the one who ISN'T typing this message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of us genuinely has a Blue Peter badge

Lemme guess, I won't find out who?

It's the one who ISN'T typing this message "

Oh well that really bloody broadens my horizions..... but WAIT! maybe it does there's a 50% chance it does.

Now due to my calculations only one of you is bi N is bi curious so that person must want my cheeks but I do not know if n is the male or the female.

Okay n is 5,6 and curvy. And s is 6,4 and slim ( checks photos)

Right n is female and s is male.

So maybe s wants my cheeks because after all these years no one has made him bi curious but me. Nonono

N wants to fuck me nonono she doesn't have a cock...

BUT maybe she has a strap on.

Nononomo I'm just going to go with what I orginaly thought. It's *s* who has the blue Peter badge because only a female would get caught up in this stupid thread and s wouldn't bother typing.

Am I right or am I right?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations

It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations

It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)"

I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations

It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)

I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!"

I don't know exactly where it is, but I think it's at his parent's house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations

It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)

I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!

I don't know exactly where it is, but I think it's at his parent's house "

Where does she live, and what's her house made out of, out of intreat?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations

It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)

I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!

I don't know exactly where it is, but I think it's at his parent's house

Where does she live, and what's her house made out of, out of intreat?"

She lives somewhere in NW England and it's made from papier maché

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

So if someone has a blue peter badge they get to bum you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So if someone has a blue peter badge they get to bum you? "

Well duh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So if someone has a blue peter badge they get to bum you? "

Its all a lady named ladybirds fault I told her she had started a string of unchangeable events in the iv made an observation thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Congratulations, you've won this tiny bag of Haribo for your Fab calculations

It IS S who has a Blue Peter badge (something to do with a model of Tracey Island from the mid 90s.....)

I dont need a fecin tiny bag of haribo I can buy a regular bag of Harry bo when ever I want I WANT A BLOOMING BLUE PEWTER BADGE!!!

I don't know exactly where it is, but I think it's at his parent's house

Where does she live, and what's her house made out of, out of intreat?

She lives somewhere in NW England and it's made from papier maché "

Oh good, well that narrows it down, should be easy enough to get in though

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