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Who’s found your toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So come on if you don’t live home alone who’s came across your toys.

I’ve got a remote egg in my draw of bedroom we use it when we go out drinking

It got found we had to explain it is a massage egg for the neck

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

staffordshire

But who found the egg ??

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

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Cleaner will have found a few items shoved under the bed. And a strap on in the closet as the door was open. Not really that bothered it’s not like they found a dead body

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Hamburg, Germany


"Cleaner will have found a few items shoved under the bed. And a strap on in the closet as the door was open. Not really that bothered it’s not like they found a dead body "

You're lucky! They found a dead body in mine, took a lot of explaining!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rember in school we found my friends mums big black Dildo we called him up stairs amd gave him a big wollop round the chops with it. He was a feisty little fucker and tried to fight me and our friend on the spot.

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

My cat ran through the house with a jelly type cock ring in his mouth. Fortunately the only person here was my bf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum found a collection of my dildos. And I mean, they were the obvious ones skin coloured and with huge testicles and veins

Luckily we laughed it off…… but it was freaking emberassing.

I was 18-19 at the time x and was back at hers during the summer hols….

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield


"But who found the egg ??"
no where did they find it more like

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield


"My mum found a collection of my dildos. And I mean, they were the obvious ones skin coloured and with huge testicles and veins

Luckily we laughed it off…… but it was freaking emberassing.

I was 18-19 at the time x and was back at hers during the summer hols…. "
hope you did an audit daily making sure that none had been borrowed, remember mums like fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has found ours, but I remember dating a girl in college and one night I stayed at hers and the following morning I went into her Mums bedroom (innocently to get a towel - because she kept them in her wardrobe) and noticed her dildo.

It was lay on her unmade bed, just poking out from under the duvet.

Made me quite horny to be honest, and when I thought about it, I wondered if she’d used it the previous night when I was shagging her daughter, because she wasn’t the quietest !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So come on if you don’t live home alone who’s came across your toys.

I’ve got a remote egg in my draw of bedroom we use it when we go out drinking

It got found we had to explain it is a massage egg for the neck

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daughter I was very embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Nana

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By *tarburst babydollCouple
over a year ago

Dingwall

When we were getting an ensuite in the bedroom the guy doing the job came round to price it. I showed him into the bedroom and to my horror my rather large vibrato was sitting on the bedside cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our children found some toys under the bed. Brought them down laughing as they turned them on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our children found some toys under the bed. Brought them down laughing as they turned them on "

How did you react x

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

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"My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer "

He now knows what it is, I should know because I saw my mothers toy when I was younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzz woody and pork chop

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer

He now knows what it is, I should know because I saw my mothers toy when I was younger "

Thankfully then it was a smaller toy rather than a bigger one. I doubt he will remember with the age he was, but still.....

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

My wife left her wand out and butt plug out years and years ago. she said it was a back massager and broach to our youngest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily no one yet, and if they have, they are keeping it very quite

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By *uttyandbeeCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We let Amanda's brother use our motorhome last minute and she left them in one of lockers. Wether he saw them or not only he knows because he didn't mention anything

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By *ust_FlynnMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Left some toys in the bath once I threw them in there to dry off after being cleaned, then totally forgot about them. Flynn’s mum had come round to see us and used the bathroom. She didn’t say anything but there’s no way she could of missed them

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Was she in the bathroom longer than normal and was she smiling when she came back down

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By *ust_FlynnMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Haha now there’s a disturbing thought

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By *melf1Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Mother-in-law.... pretty much everything, been kind enough to tidy them up on a few occasions.

Strapon, butt plugs, cock rings, dildos. Our bedroom floor is usually littered with the stuff. It's like a massacre at an Ann Summers party.

Thankfully the 12" has yet to become a lightsabre....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any toys but do you realise that when you shake someone's hand, it's the one they wank with...

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Never had any toys but do you realise that when you shake someone's hand, it's the one they wank with... "

Well there’s one silver lining to a global pandemic then

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The kids when little had "sword fights" with a double ender and massive vibe, neither had been used.

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By *intage PrincessWoman
over a year ago

Herts

Teenage son.... tbf have so much random stuff lying around it was bound to happen lol

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Never had any toys but do you realise that when you shake someone's hand, it's the one they wank with... "

Unless they're left handed of course

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We've mentioned this before but worth another mention.

Mrs Ns mother was upstairs helping clean up when she found the purple, plastic douch, it's about 20cm long, with a squeezey ball type bottom. She was there squeezing it with the air coming out of the two holes at the top, she asked Mrs N what it was and as quick a flash she explained, 'it's for blowing up balloons' Got away with it, pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While moving house I didn't give my toys a second thought and just taped up the drawer. While they were bringing it into the house the tape came unstuck and the drawer glided open to reveal everything!

We all just politely pretended not to notice lol!

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

If you want some internet hilarity for somone finding a toy they shouldnt just google "wobbly sausage".

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