FabSwingers.com forum: If your sexuality was described in a metaphor by a car.

By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

What would you be?

A Bugatti, fast, quick, high maintenance.

An Audi, reliable, lots of options.

An old Bentley, smooth ride, needs to be started by hand sometimes.

So your car metaphor of your sexuality?

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

I'd be a milk float because I deliver.

I'll get my own coat.....

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I'd be a milk float because I deliver.

Least you aren’t “two ton Ted from Teddition.”.

I'll get my own coat....."

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Like my first car ...

My Clio ... Maybe old.. may not appear the best . ..

... But dammm does it give a ride to remember

... Old it gold.. and you always remember your first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a milk float because I deliver.

I'll get my own coat....."

Off you pop

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

Kim = e type Jaguar , curvasious,sexy,loud,high maintenance,expensive,drinks a lot.

Me = transit van , ready for the job, happy to take 2 passengers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clamped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kim = e type Jaguar , curvasious,sexy,loud,high maintenance,expensive,drinks a lot.

Me = transit van , ready for the job, happy to take 2 passengers "

She is very very sexy

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

McLaren speed tail. Rare, beautiful rear and there's a space for third person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Landrover- goes anywhere, does anything, good all rounder! Rough, rugged and ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Landrover discovery. Like it a bit rough or gentle with space for 7 people if needs be. Some bits may fall off or leak occasionally

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By *lippy supreme2Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Pickup truck, flexible and useful for most situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickup truck, flexible and useful for most situations"

What pick ups are flexible

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

Skoda

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An old banger

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Jaguar XK120 rare and not your average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickup truck, flexible and useful for most situations

What pick ups are flexible

Ford Ranger

Mitsubishi L200

Toyota Landcruiser

Nissan Navara

Etc.

5 seats. All pretty comfortable inside. Lots of space on the pickup bed. Workhorse and a family car if you need it. Decent off road and on it. That’s pretty flexible to me. Also the older Nissan Navara actually has a chassis that rusts so much that they break in half so there’s some additional flexibility.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

A boy-racer’s BMW, I give no indication of my intentions, I turn everyone’s head when I pass them, and know they’re all thinking “oh, what a massive cock”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old banger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An old banger!

A classic x and best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Lamborghini.

It’s nice to look at, always kept under the sheets. But once you take it for a ride you’ll be hooked by the adrenaline rush

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Nothing flashy, a few dents and scrapes and in need of a touch up, but reliable and a guaranteed smooth ride.

A toyota maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I’m more of a Caterham. Stiff and good with the curves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse and cart!

As I'm never used anymore

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Trotters Independent Trading yellow Reliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SORN

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Maybe I’m more of a Caterham. Stiff and good with the curves.

Old fashioned, impractical, and dangerous in the wet?

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By *entleman Blue EyesMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden

Bugatti Type 35B.. beautifully formed, great performance but can be a little temperamental

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Robin Reliant...everyone secretly wants a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transit van

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Toyota CHR …unusual looking not everyone appreciates its curves and unique looks. But it’s reliable and self charging. (P.S I own one so it maybe why I compared it to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford Cortina 1600E. — built in the 1960s, stylish in its day - most around a bit rusty around the edges but still treasured by some and responds well to care and attention

( leaks a little oil sometimes )

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Kim = e type Jaguar , curvasious,sexy,loud,high maintenance,expensive,drinks a lot.

Me = transit van , ready for the job, happy to take 2 passengers "

Love the curves, but something with a big load is always so useful!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scrap yarder.

Old, unwanted, non starter and been around the block a few times

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

1958 Plymouth Fury because it's Christine and I'm a big Stephen King fan so need I say more hahaha

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

"Robin Reliant...everyone secretly wants a go

Brilliant answer.

I doubt it's true about the car, but it's certain to be true about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1958 Plymouth Fury because it's Christine and I'm a big Stephen King fan so need I say more hahaha"

Are you scary too?

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Mr B = James Bond’s Aston Martin DB5. Still classy, stylish and silver but starting to be outperformed by all the newer models. Just got the oil slick to look forward to now!

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"Skoda

Me too X Storm X

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"1958 Plymouth Fury because it's Christine and I'm a big Stephen King fan so need I say more hahaha

Are you scary too? "

I've had people say that you don't want to get on the wrong side of me

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Id be like my first car an avenger. Always coming back for more, but alas ive banged so many up the rear, its been written off and tge back doors dont work any more, haha good news is air bags were deployed

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