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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you read my profile. Would you be interested in a meet? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you read my profile. Would you be interested in a meet? X"

wrong place try introductions we are a chat forum - but welcome all the same we love a chancer here lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

No, 'fraid not and for a few reasons. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HATE the word squirt...i know its ridiculas but it makes me cringe lol....agggrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

personally I dont see the need to boast about any sexual prowess...and that goes to fems/cpls as well

and the msn/skype bits...well...just looks a bit desperate

the in my van part?-well...

Of course I've no interest in meeting u lol...just giving what i think others might think

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nope, for a few reasons.....

"pro at making women squirt" ... People who boast about their skills I usually find are nowhere near as good as they think, so I steer clear.

Skype addy on profile.... (or emails / mobiles etc) scream despetation to me

And do you really think the "timewasters" will pay any attention to the no timewasters line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry!

Not enough detail, don't stand out from the crowd at all, I didn't even look at your pictures as the profile I read made me press back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And do you really think the "timewasters" will pay any attention to the no timewasters line

"

Exactly!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Nope!

Pro at making women squirt, I can guarantee you wouldn't make me squirt. I can, but if someone that cocky tries, I just don't allow it to happen!

Fun in a van? Seriously, are you trying to attract 16 years olds?

You don't stand out, 3 cock photos is a little excessive, but at least you have a face and body shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sorry!

Not enough detail, don't stand out from the crowd at all, I didn't even look at your pictures as the profile I read made me press back "

i agree to lol

sorry fella it seems that you might need more pe help than trying it on first

and as for your "van man" post ......silly billy

But again without wishing to be all bad - gen welcome to forums and you win some you lose some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok. Thanks for the 'constructive criticism' lol. What about now? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry

Still needs more info and to lose the squirt bit...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"HATE the word squirt...i know its ridiculas but it makes me cringe lol....agggrrrr "

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

The only bit thats changed is the "no timewasters" line, so still no,lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only bit thats changed is the "no timewasters" line, so still no,lol"

Lol and I lost the squirting part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

Again for most of the reasons given!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cheapen yourself with that profile

You're not a bad looking fella, but the text of the profile will put more off than it attracts.

For reasons others have mentioned above, it cheapens you and hence it cheapens any meet with you.

By association, it cheapens any lady who might otherwise consider meeting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose also jason, u should be widening ur search...as ur interests(parties,gangbangs etc) state more than just looking for fems, why not include cpls????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose also jason, u should be widening ur search...as ur interests(parties,gangbangs etc) state more than just looking for fems, why not include cpls????"

*I know u state it ON ur profile...but I meant in ur search criteria*

as ur only looking for FF cpls(be realistic on that pls...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

"

dont think he was shot down in the slightest, after basically asking for help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

"

He asked for honest opinion, he got constructive criticism, no one was mean to him, all trying to help so that he has more success!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

"

Surely his prime motivation for being here is to meet people.

He asked a direct question as to whether people would meet him on the basis of his profile

People provided him with an answer and their reasoning for it.

That is not policing, it is answering and providing justification for the answer.

No one has been overly critical or unfairly critical, just honest.

I hope he does take some of the things on board and that he makes the site work for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Officer paddy shhhhhhh lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

"

He asked "if you read my profile would you meey me" .... I (and others) answered his question and told him why not...

Whether he chooses to change hid profile or not is up to him... No one is forcing him to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

He asked for honest opinion, he got constructive criticism, no one was mean to him, all trying to help so that he has more success!"

There's probably about 70% of men on fab dont have success but it's nothing to do with their profiles. Fab is a woman's world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice try mate!!..Worth a pop

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I said I wouldn't and for various reasons - I've stopped giving my reasons in threads like this as we all are looking for different things and if someone can't see whats a good thing to put and what isn't he shouldn't be told!

If a guy thinks it's great to put things like 'I can can make any woman squirt' let him - the more discerning among us will steer clear but the ladies that like that kind of profile will be in Fab heaven! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said I wouldn't and for various reasons - I've stopped giving my reasons in threads like this as we all are looking for different things and if someone can't see whats a good thing to put and what isn't he shouldn't be told!

If a guy thinks it's great to put things like 'I can can make any woman squirt' let him - the more discerning among us will steer clear but the ladies that like that kind of profile will be in Fab heaven! Z"

Aww c'mon, tell the poor sod why you wouldn't meet him!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I said I wouldn't and for various reasons - I've stopped giving my reasons in threads like this as we all are looking for different things and if someone can't see whats a good thing to put and what isn't he shouldn't be told!

If a guy thinks it's great to put things like 'I can can make any woman squirt' let him - the more discerning among us will steer clear but the ladies that like that kind of profile will be in Fab heaven! Z

Aww c'mon, tell the poor sod why you wouldn't meet him! "

lol - he doesn't need me to - loads of others did that! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officer paddy shhhhhhh lol "

officer paddy will bang u behind bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officer paddy shhhhhhh lol

officer paddy will bang u behind bars"

Me first, I want banged to rights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officer paddy shhhhhhh lol

officer paddy will bang u behind bars

Me first, I want banged to rights "

well u can lick her pussy while I bang from behind..its a fair cop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Officer paddy shhhhhhh lol "

Hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Officer paddy shhhhhhh lol

officer paddy will bang u behind bars

Me first, I want banged to rights

well u can lick her pussy while I bang from behind..its a fair cop "

Can I get involved in this??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So NO ONE would meet me eh? Just coz my profile suggests i can make a woman squirt Lol. Might as well delete my account then I suppose

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

This site is populated by 90% "single" men, you could have the best written profile with wonderful pictures and still get no interest, just too many single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So NO ONE would meet me eh? Just coz my profile suggests i can make a woman squirt Lol. Might as well delete my account then I suppose "

I've seen worse profiles and they get plenty meets so dont u give in hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This site is populated by 90% "single" men, you could have the best written profile with wonderful pictures and still get no interest, just too many single guys.

"

Very true sexy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So NO ONE would meet me eh? Just coz my profile suggests i can make a woman squirt Lol. Might as well delete my account then I suppose "

it sorta screamed I'm the best at this..I pointed out, i hate seeing it on fems and cpls profiles, as I prefer to treat every meet individually...no point in claiming something, until uve actually done it is my theory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So NO ONE would meet me eh? Just coz my profile suggests i can make a woman squirt Lol. Might as well delete my account then I suppose

I've seen worse profiles and they get plenty meets so dont u give in hun xx "

Thanks Hun. I have had one meet so not complaining. Just wanted to see if women would meet me if I messaged them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officer paddy shhhhhhh lol

officer paddy will bang u behind bars

Me first, I want banged to rights

well u can lick her pussy while I bang from behind..its a fair cop

Can I get involved in this?? "

No ur only wanting FF couples lol..back off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So NO ONE would meet me eh? Just coz my profile suggests i can make a woman squirt Lol. Might as well delete my account then I suppose

it sorta screamed I'm the best at this..I pointed out, i hate seeing it on fems and cpls profiles, as I prefer to treat every meet individually...no point in claiming something, until uve actually done it is my theory."

Yeah true say x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Officer paddy shhhhhhh lol

officer paddy will bang u behind bars

Me first, I want banged to rights

well u can lick her pussy while I bang from behind..its a fair cop

Can I get involved in this??

No ur only wanting FF couples lol..back off"

*Hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" just too many single guys.

"

that kinda goes in the face of a forum yesterday where the larger consensus was that more (genuine) single guys were welcome as it gave females a wider choice.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

More single guys ? really ? unless every woman starts shagging 10 a week then the single guys wont get any meets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More single guys ? really ? unless every woman starts shagging 10 a week then the single guys wont get any meets.

"

Black cherry you at gorgeous! I work in Aylesbury once a week. Would YOU meet me? Lool xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More single guys ? really ? unless every woman starts shagging 10 a week then the single guys wont get any meets.

"

judge for yourself

i think the consensus of the posters is pretty much in mens favour

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/116652

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

Black cherry you at gorgeous! I work in Aylesbury once a week. Would YOU meet me? Lool xx"

This is a MF profile and its not Mrs C posting at the moment

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

judge for yourself

i think the consensus of the posters is pretty much in mens favour

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/116652

"

a small minority of people who actively use the forums do not represent the site as a whole unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

judge for yourself

i think the consensus of the posters is pretty much in mens favour

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/116652

a small minority of people who actively use the forums do not represent the site as a whole unfortunately "

this is very true

it's like the ads for hair dye's n shite like that when they sell a product on the basis of asking 47 women in a shopping centre

but, either way, the response i did find genuinely surprising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

judge for yourself

i think the consensus of the posters is pretty much in mens favour

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/116652

a small minority of people who actively use the forums do not represent the site as a whole unfortunately "

thats extremely true....mots Ive met know fuckall about the forums, or lack the desire to!

Although I know we have been giving advice to the Op of the thread on his profile-I never for one minute thought he wouldnt get meets etc, but I just like to see a profile where it doesnt say "how fantastic I am"(again this is a comment aimed at all users)

*and not saying thats what the OPs profile suggests,- but I hate talkthetalk profiles/msgs...just DO IT!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Northants


"Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

dont think he was shot down in the slightest, after basically asking for help. "

But now it is not "him"!The profile should reflect who and how he is, now his profile is who and how WE are! No matter what he does to his profile on advice from others, he is still the guy who wanted sex in a van, reckons he is a "pro and making women squirt". Not my kind of man at all.

Just about the same was typed by Zoe..


" If a guy thinks it's great to put things like 'I can can make any woman squirt' let him - the more discerning among us will steer clear but the ladies that like that kind of profile will be in Fab heaven"

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

this is very true

it's like the ads for hair dye's n shite like that when they sell a product on the basis of asking 47 women in a shopping centre

but, either way, the response i did find genuinely surprising "

Its not too dissimilar and without wanting to cause an arguement there are a "core" of people who post on these forums (lots of them can be seen on there) and their reaction is not surprising really.

Truth is the site like any internet site has 10 times the number of men to women (if not more), this is just the way of things mind im not complaining.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"No, 'fraid not and for a few reasons. Z"

Ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor bloke got shot down, as per normal in this forum!

Don't change yer profile for anyone as its 'ur' profile and not anyone else's.

I mean really no wonder people dont wanna post on these forums with the forum police about!

dont think he was shot down in the slightest, after basically asking for help.

But now it is not "him"!The profile should reflect who and how he is, now his profile is who and how WE are! No matter what he does to his profile on advice from others, he is still the guy who wanted sex in a van, reckons he is a "pro and making women squirt". Not my kind of man at all.

Just about the same was typed by Zoe..

If a guy thinks it's great to put things like 'I can can make any woman squirt' let him - the more discerning among us will steer clear but the ladies that like that kind of profile will be in Fab heaven

"

of course...but then thats when learning comes into the equation ...perhaps some things will sink in and actually change the OP's mind on conducting future meets.

Or of course...look for doggers..they like car/van stuff lol

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

1st time I've looked at the thread, and obviously the profile has been updated. Its not bad!

Doesn't really say much about what kind of woman he likes, but I would be interested if I were local and received a polite message. Invite him to come and chat with me on cam in a chatroom...stage 2 of selection before meet for a drink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Black cherry you at gorgeous! I work in Aylesbury once a week. Would YOU meet me? Lool xx

This is a MF profile and its not Mrs C posting at the moment "

Lol fair enough. Would you still be interested?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1st time I've looked at the thread, and obviously the profile has been updated. Its not bad!

Doesn't really say much about what kind of woman he likes, but I would be interested if I were local and received a polite message. Invite him to come and chat with me on cam in a chatroom...stage 2 of selection before meet for a drink. "

Thankyou! At last haha xx

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