FabSwingers.com forum: Tips for pain free outdoor sex.

By *apperleyman OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ll start with a couple:

Blanket.

Mozzie spray

Knee pads.

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Don't do it in a corn field full of flies. Hubby got bitten to buggery x

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By *apperleyman OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Don't do it in a corn field full of flies. Hubby got bitten to buggery x"

Ouch

Know a Dogger who was watching whilst knee deep in nettles, when he got his todger out…

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Sand can get everywhere and is quite abrasive!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Don't do it in a corn field full of flies. Hubby got bitten to buggery x"

Bit to buggery? Bloody hell, how is that relevant to the flies though?

Oh it was them biting him?

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By *easidersCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

See our Kickstarter campaign* to develop and market a new range of lubes for the outdoor enthusiast: Glow-In-The-Dark, Dockleaf & Antihistamine, and our own favourite Ylang Ylang & DEET.

*may not be real.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Up against a tree in doggy never fails.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"See our Kickstarter campaign* to develop and market a new range of lubes for the outdoor enthusiast: Glow-In-The-Dark, Dockleaf & Antihistamine, and our own favourite Ylang Ylang & DEET.

*may not be real."

Fly swatter for the more discerning sadists.

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

"Sand can get everywhere and is quite abrasive!"

Yes, I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

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By *illybigballs 555Man
over a year ago

london

Avoid the broken glass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the sun lotion!!

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Stay indoors!

Especially if you’re allergic to insect bites like me!

Gnat bites on the inner thighs are not pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it quick!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Avoid stinging nettles, very painful if you catch your bellend or anywhere really.

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By *pace DoubtMan
over a year ago

Ilford

Consent. Unless you want a slap, or worse.

Packed Lunch. Primarily for fuel, but you could get messy if you’re that way inclined. Damn food wasters, there kids out there starving!

Air bed/lilo if on stony beaches like Brighton.

More condoms than you think. You will drop one of the slippery fuckers one day. Don’t let it be your last.

A lookout. Hire a watcher to warn of incoming people or beasts. They could also take pics.

Shower cap. Protects from flying cum, flying bats, and twigs.

Winter dogging. Whilst guys are waiting their turn a cashmere willy warmer is essential at stopping most shrinkage.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Check for ants, it was most uncomfortable

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By *efinetly_darcyMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Don't insert a nettle!

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