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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all, are there any decent pubic hair removal creams?

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all, are there any decent pubic hair removal creams?

Cheers"

Oooh yes definitely, this stuff is incredible. It smells a bit funky but it's so effective and (touches wood) had no issues with it used on intimate areas

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CREUEV2/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glt_fabc_J1KRGVBDF0H35F5V0ZWC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Hi all, are there any decent pubic hair removal creams?

Cheers

Oooh yes definitely, this stuff is incredible. It smells a bit funky but it's so effective and (touches wood) had no issues with it used on intimate areas

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CREUEV2/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glt_fabc_J1KRGVBDF0H35F5V0ZWC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1"

Extra strong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all, are there any decent pubic hair removal creams?

Cheers

Oooh yes definitely, this stuff is incredible. It smells a bit funky but it's so effective and (touches wood) had no issues with it used on intimate areas

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CREUEV2/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glt_fabc_J1KRGVBDF0H35F5V0ZWC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1"

Loving the latest review

Sewerage plant

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 July 2020

Wow oh wow Jesus hail Mary, right first things first my daughter decided to buy this after seeing it on that bilge Fest tiktok, apparently normal hair removal products aren't good enough unless some ego riddled crap haired loud voiced arse on tiktok says so but I divulge,

Having waited well past the expected delivery the 'drlightful' package arrived today strangely though is wasn't delivered by a nuclear clean up squad coveted in hazmat from top to toe so no clues what was about to come....

All's well as we enter the latter part of the evening the daughters in her pit/bedroom and things are calm....until I ventured into our bathroom, our bathroom which normally has a fragrance of blackcurrant due to the delightful air freshener on the windowsill, but not tonight no, I was greated by what can only be described as a smell so foul maggots would vomit and flies would wipe their feet after leaving.

After picking up my now burnt eyebrows from the bathroom floor and pouring cold water into my eyeballs to sooth the pain I decided the best course of action would be to contact the council's emergency helpline as quite obviously the drains in the house had filled with half the towns toilet waste and the smell was sat on our toilet reading the sun newspaper minding it's own business slowly decaying our brickwork and window frames

On hearing the commotion my daughter decided now was the time to emerge from her cave and state that her legs felt 'funny' completely oblivious to the instant putrification of the entire western hemisphere in under 0.6 seconds

It then became apparent that their hadn't been a catastrophic failure of the drainage system of an entire town it was merely this little tin of hair removal powder so kindly promoted by the morons on a stupid app

Needless to say the powder works...her skin is silky smooth only it now smells like she has inserted her legs into the back passage of a rotting camel

If you don't mind the entire house shelling of rotting flesh and excrement and clearly putting something rather unpleasant all I we your body go ahead buy away just remember......it has a slight Smell to it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all, are there any decent pubic hair removal creams?

Cheers

Oooh yes definitely, this stuff is incredible. It smells a bit funky but it's so effective and (touches wood) had no issues with it used on intimate areas

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CREUEV2/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glt_fabc_J1KRGVBDF0H35F5V0ZWC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Extra strong? "

haha tbh don't know what the standard one is like but that works a treat on fine hair and pubic hair. Not tried it with a winter coat though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all, are there any decent pubic hair removal creams?

Cheers

Oooh yes definitely, this stuff is incredible. It smells a bit funky but it's so effective and (touches wood) had no issues with it used on intimate areas

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CREUEV2/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glt_fabc_J1KRGVBDF0H35F5V0ZWC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Loving the latest review

Sewerage plant

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 July 2020

Wow oh wow Jesus hail Mary, right first things first my daughter decided to buy this after seeing it on that bilge Fest tiktok, apparently normal hair removal products aren't good enough unless some ego riddled crap haired loud voiced arse on tiktok says so but I divulge,

Having waited well past the expected delivery the 'drlightful' package arrived today strangely though is wasn't delivered by a nuclear clean up squad coveted in hazmat from top to toe so no clues what was about to come....

All's well as we enter the latter part of the evening the daughters in her pit/bedroom and things are calm....until I ventured into our bathroom, our bathroom which normally has a fragrance of blackcurrant due to the delightful air freshener on the windowsill, but not tonight no, I was greated by what can only be described as a smell so foul maggots would vomit and flies would wipe their feet after leaving.

After picking up my now burnt eyebrows from the bathroom floor and pouring cold water into my eyeballs to sooth the pain I decided the best course of action would be to contact the council's emergency helpline as quite obviously the drains in the house had filled with half the towns toilet waste and the smell was sat on our toilet reading the sun newspaper minding it's own business slowly decaying our brickwork and window frames

On hearing the commotion my daughter decided now was the time to emerge from her cave and state that her legs felt 'funny' completely oblivious to the instant putrification of the entire western hemisphere in under 0.6 seconds

It then became apparent that their hadn't been a catastrophic failure of the drainage system of an entire town it was merely this little tin of hair removal powder so kindly promoted by the morons on a stupid app

Needless to say the powder works...her skin is silky smooth only it now smells like she has inserted her legs into the back passage of a rotting camel

If you don't mind the entire house shelling of rotting flesh and excrement and clearly putting something rather unpleasant all I we your body go ahead buy away just remember......it has a slight Smell to it....."

It certainly does have a bad smell, but close the door and stay in one room with the window closed and you can deal with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff looks like it would take your dick off let alone the hair ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubic hair is there for a reason take a real close look at the area after a long period of time and see what it has done to your body thankfully the fad is passing in many younger males I notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pubic hair is there for a reason take a real close look at the area after a long period of time and see what it has done to your body thankfully the fad is passing in many younger males I notice"

I mean, it's mainly there to reduce friction. But lube does that if needed so we'll stick with the shaven havens as is our preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pubic hair is there for a reason take a real close look at the area after a long period of time and see what it has done to your body thankfully the fad is passing in many younger males I notice"

I see what you mean, after 30 years shaving intimately, I now have a beautiful vagina

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Pubic hair is there for a reason take a real close look at the area after a long period of time and see what it has done to your body thankfully the fad is passing in many younger males I notice

I see what you mean, after 30 years shaving intimately, I now have a beautiful vagina "

Wow 30 years to shave it, thats a lotta hair

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By *oreThanCurvyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks


"Hi all, are there any decent pubic hair removal creams?

Cheers

Oooh yes definitely, this stuff is incredible. It smells a bit funky but it's so effective and (touches wood) had no issues with it used on intimate areas

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CREUEV2/ref=cm_sw_r_u_apa_glt_fabc_J1KRGVBDF0H35F5V0ZWC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Extra strong?

haha tbh don't know what the standard one is like but that works a treat on fine hair and pubic hair. Not tried it with a winter coat though"

Standard one is better for me as it doesn't burn your skin easily. I use it for 6 years now, love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use veet for men, I swear by it no shaving rash and no complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pubic hair is there for a reason take a real close look at the area after a long period of time and see what it has done to your body thankfully the fad is passing in many younger males I notice

I see what you mean, after 30 years shaving intimately, I now have a beautiful vagina

Wow 30 years to shave it, thats a lotta hair "

I’ve never thought of it like that; I guess I shaved off a millimetre or so each morning in the shower so that’s nearly 11 metres of hair

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I find nair is good

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone ever used one those no’ no’s a pal of mine once said he fell asleep d*unk one night and woke up .. .. went around with half of moustache after that as it didn’t grow back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever used one those no’ no’s a pal of mine once said he fell asleep d*unk one night and woke up .. .. went around with half of moustache after that as it didn’t grow back "

I’ve tried one but it requires repeat zapping for months and I got bored after a few weeks.

I seriously doubt one d*unken night would permanently remove hair as strong as male facial hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever used one those no’ no’s a pal of mine once said he fell asleep d*unk one night and woke up .. .. went around with half of moustache after that as it didn’t grow back

I’ve tried one but it requires repeat zapping for months and I got bored after a few weeks.

I seriously doubt one d*unken night would permanently remove hair as strong as male facial hair. "

That’s what I thought .. he’s a lying shit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever used one those no’ no’s a pal of mine once said he fell asleep d*unk one night and woke up .. .. went around with half of moustache after that as it didn’t grow back

I’ve tried one but it requires repeat zapping for months and I got bored after a few weeks.

I seriously doubt one d*unken night would permanently remove hair as strong as male facial hair.

That’s what I thought .. he’s a lying shit then "

that seems a bit strong, but yes, I’d say he’s exaggerated it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a No No

they laser your hair off

then tell me if it works

Alternatively put tooth paste all over your balls and pubes and dip them in cold water for a bit

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY PISSED MYSELF WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to re

ach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect......... xx mel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get a No No

they laser your hair off

then tell me if it works

Alternatively put tooth paste all over your balls and pubes and dip them in cold water for a bit "

No no are shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY PISSED MYSELF WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to re

ach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect......... xx mel

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Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woowoo it’s meant for woman but sure it will work for men too. I kept missing bits shaving due to my huge bump so I gave that a go and it’s really good stuff, doesn’t hurt at all. I don’t even follow the instructions as I just have to slather it on and hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woowoo it’s meant for woman but sure it will work for men too. I kept missing bits shaving due to my huge bump so I gave that a go and it’s really good stuff, doesn’t hurt at all. I don’t even follow the instructions as I just have to slather it on and hope "

We have nuts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i the male have tried most of the products on the market, needles to say im back with my trusty razor, and god forbid dont try veet, i did and omg the pain, my mrs was pissing herself

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Pound land scissors, for a light trim, could last you a lifetime and keep your dignity and bits intact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woowoo it’s meant for woman but sure it will work for men too. I kept missing bits shaving due to my huge bump so I gave that a go and it’s really good stuff, doesn’t hurt at all. I don’t even follow the instructions as I just have to slather it on and hope

We have nuts though "

Yeah I’m sure it’s gentle enough

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By *asterandGenieCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"get a No No

they laser your hair off

then tell me if it works

Alternatively put tooth paste all over your balls and pubes and dip them in cold water for a bit "

No no is not a laser

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By *uzboxCouple
over a year ago

Northwich


"THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY PISSED MYSELF WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to re

ach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect......... xx mel

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How many stars did he give it?

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