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What’s the best way to explain scratch marks in your back and inner thighs, oh and flogger marks?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

To your partner.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

You were trying to rescue a cat from a hawthorn bush.

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By *argoyleMan
over a year ago

dudley

I fell into a combine harvester

(also explains why you have straw in your hair)

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"To your partner."

You're a couples profile, so I'm guessing that your partner already knows about the scratches and marks.....?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I got attacked by a lion.

And cause it’s happened before, it does sound feasible for me

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

You were on you're way home when you spotted a school bus that had crashed and a pack of rabid dogs and some bears attacking the kids on board (who were handicapped of course). You bravely fought off the animals with nothing but your shoes and a stick that you found. A bear got the stick and hit you with it as the dog's scratched at you buy you prevailed until the police arrived with tranquilliser guns.

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By *ez1987Man
over a year ago

Great Harwood, Blackburn

It's part way through covid and pubs are open again so easy answer is.

I was out with the lads, hadafewto many and fell I to the rose Bush on way home. Then my d*unk mate (insert name here) trued to help me out but fell on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually just say got a good fucking last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had an osteopath appointment the day after a D/s meet. Most of them were covered, but I forgot about the pinch and bite marks on my arms .

That was awkward

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Tell them what they are and they may treat you to more

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