FabSwingers.com forum: Profiles that turn you off in a profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are all different which makes life more fun but when you see a profile what turns you off..

A couple of starters

No written profile

One line profiles

No pictures

Pictures taken 30 years ago

Cock shots

Pictures that look like an explosion in a butchers

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A messy background

Aggressive bio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guy looking for men!!

Straight guys verified by men as having the best sex ever.

Talk about confused. Someone should tell them they aren't "straight"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Inconsistencies.

Claiming to be shy but with a gallery of gynaecological shots.

Dipping their toes in but have 13¾ meets in the first few weeks.

Not sure what they are looking for followed by a list of demands.

Asking for discretion while displaying pics of other people.

Anything basically that doesn't add up.

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

So called dom/sub couples profiles

But the worst for us are people calling women sluts/cum dumps etc

Horrible

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By *ouge and blueCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Couples profiles with no pic of the male half

Messy bedroom/bathroom

Close ups of their dangly bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw one picture where the male had dirty fingernails against his partners parts... for some reason they blocked us when I mentioned it.

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

"Saw one picture where the male had dirty fingernails against his partners parts... for some reason they blocked us when I mentioned it."

Nasty

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Close up genital shots.

House so messy it looks like its been robbed.

Blank profiles.

Textspeak.

Numerous cam veris but no meeting in person veris.

Seeing they have met certain people.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Some user names

Daddy play (each to their own but not for me)

Will fill in later (bio)

Males who are fucking women in their public pics

Public pics full of their cock

Some statuses.

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

Instant no is blank profiles. Next is messy pictures or pics with guys lying on sofas or beds with the trousers round their ankles waning with funny pants on.

Pictures with kids toys in the background, or single guys with female bedsheets or toiletries.

Pics of dicks hovering above toilets.

Profiles that say they are smooth and expect the same.

Text chat profiles

420 friendly... Not for us.

Profiles with zero interests

Think that is enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explicit close up pics of vagina, messy cum pics , toys and offcourse dirty house ours us off big time .

In profile description , if there are Loads of Nos including No Asians , straight block .

We personally don't like this line

" Lot of girlie fun for boys to watch"

" Mr available "

" Will somebody give company to my man"

Makes us laugh

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Nothing left to the imagination or to discover at unwrapping.

Either no profile text/information or a solid block of text that's a challenge to decipher.

Poor 1st message or obvious cut and paste.

Basically those profiles with little effort put into them, we assume they'll be the same in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The actual profile name, amazes us how someone thinks a profile name like for example Fannysplitter69 is a good idea.

Zero effort in bio, or fill in later.

Pics only of the female half of a couple, although generally a good way to out the fakes.

Bio which reads like a list of demands and dont likes.

Apart from that we're easy to please

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm all about the words. So short generic profiles leave me cold.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Male profiles with past conquests pics and none of just their self, if they do have a pic it's just a cock pic.

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By *rSshMan
over a year ago

Poundbury

‘Laid back’ then have a massive list of demands

Aggressive profiles.

Fab is now a public entity (for goodness sake people).

Sydney University nonsense

Remote controls next to a dick (the appendage, not the person...).

Untidy house.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Pictures taken in toilets!

"Fill in later"

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

- Little to no information whatsoever in their bio

- Overt fetishisation (i.e looking to be blacked, BBC, QoS etc.)

- Couple profiles of just the female only to find it’s the male half you’re talking to when you message)

- No pictures whatsoever

- Close ups of vaginal shots

- Exhaustive lists of what someone is NOT looking for

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

These lists of "I am......" and then a string of

10% egotistical,

7% unicorn,

82% sexual guru

14% asbestos free

97% not likely to hook up with you

99% all about myself......"

Anything where they're linked to star sign or some cosmic mumbojumbo.

They're just a waste of space. I never pay them any attention and makes me pass on the profile for lack of originality. They're the kind of profiles that badly requote Marylyn Munroe too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy backgrounds, nasty bitten down fingernails holding a cock, pictures of men doing other women from a single male account. I know you've had sex already but I don't need to see it, proof is not required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- poor quality or limited pictures with no variety

- little or no profile text

- any of the BS disclaimers

- long list of contradictory and very specific demands

- unbalanced couple profiles - surely there’s two of you

Less concerned about over fetishising etc as that’s for people to explore their own interests.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Moaning status.. although I have one today.. so fickle

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Fill in later bios especially when they have been on for ages.

Pics of close up genitals and no other pics or worse no pictures at all.

Demanding profiles or boasting profiles or ones that out others down in order to big themselves up .

Ones saying how they are here because they are bored .

Ones that claim they are a gentleman or one of the decent nice guys yet send a message that prove the opposite.

Inconsistent profiles as well.

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Pics that are 10 years old

Couples profiles with all pics of the lady and none of the man.

single male profiles where all you can see is different women and just his cock.

Ones where the Sydney University disclaimer is longer than the info they've written.

Married /attached without permission.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I hate lack of information, so the ‘fill in later’ will just get ignored.

Status update that are negative, so ‘this site full of stuck up ....etc’

Boring predictable pictures of their cock or vagina and nothing else.

Cum pictures.

Using profanity within the text. Or slur words like slut etc...

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Obvious fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the message me only if your x tall of x age with an x body, quoting the 3rd line of shakespeares 5th play in spanish while playing the violin

i just want to say hello ffs

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

We understand everyone has different ideas of what they find attractive, or what they perceive to be attractive to others.

So provided we don’t find the pictures offensive, or the bio rude or obviously not what we’re looking for we’re fine.

The biggest turn off is no Bio at all, or a one line comment about looking for fun.

Sorry but if you can’t make an effort to write a paragraph about yourself then you’re probably not what we’re looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn

cock pic against Sky Remote

gaping orifice

no face pic available for both partners

no bisexual males (why was hubby looking at my profile then?)

list of demands

script writers

comparing me to others

500 webcam verifications

demanding verifications

no social

profiles with slut, whore etc. in username or seeking same

pretty much everything else is an option

shall I continue?

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I'm not opposed to peoples fetiches as i have certain ones myself so each to there own.

But definite turn offs are

Toilet cock pics.

Dirty fingers nails

Sky remote cock pics

420 friendly

Multiple cock pics from different angles nothing else.

Pics of multiple past conquests.

Cum shot pics.

Capital letters.

Messages from guys who live miles and miles away, they obviously didn't read my profile.

Fil in later.

There's so much more but I sound to moany so will stop at that. X

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'm not opposed to peoples fetiches as i have certain ones myself so each to there own.

But definite turn offs are

Toilet cock pics.

Dirty fingers nails

Sky remote cock pics

420 friendly

Multiple cock pics from different angles nothing else.

Pics of multiple past conquests.

Cum shot pics.

Capital letters.

Messages from guys who live miles and miles away, they obviously didn't read my profile.

Fil in later.

There's so much more but I sound to moany so will stop at that. X

OMG!!!All of the above!!! Except for the cum shot pics. I like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single women profiles that amazingly at the bottom have a line about only meeting with their xyz half .. after a long winded ass profile about how they like 1 on 1 meets

I generally just flag these profiles to admin as incorrectly tagged, some get changed to couple status after some dont .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos showing many of the ‘conquests’ they’ve had.

420 friendly - no thanks

Complaining in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos showing many of the ‘conquests’ they’ve had.

420 friendly - no thanks

Complaining in general"

Ahhh man 420 just is an instant no, its a shame they dont have text descript filters so you can block words from even allowing the profile to show up in your searches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos showing many of the ‘conquests’ they’ve had.

420 friendly - no thanks

Complaining in general

Ahhh man 420 just is an instant no, its a shame they dont have text descript filters so you can block words from even allowing the profile to show up in your searches "

That would be awesome

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

420 friendly is mentioned.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Crude usernames, 420 friendly, messy background, toilet pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the message me only if your x tall of x age with an x body, quoting the 3rd line of shakespeares 5th play in spanish while playing the violin

i just want to say hello ffs

You forgot the unicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Untidy rooms

2. Seeing skin tags

3. Blotchy skin

4. Nanna's bed linen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crude usernames, 420 friendly, messy background, toilet pictures!

This

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

Things that put me off..

Crude pics of bits & bumholes

500 dicks pics from every angle

Men in any underwear other than nice fitting boxers

Messy background & 80s bedding

Toilet selfies

420 friendly or asking who's got the party bags at a weekend

Gangbang pics

Vile username & no bio

Why am I here again?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples where they insist they play together but only show her.

Closeup dick pics.

Closeup foof pics.

Conquest pics

Guys who say they don’t care what you look like.

Profiles that are rude about people they don’t find attractive.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The ones that brag about how filthy they are and how they can lick for hours. It’s not a competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later when been a member for over a year

Druggies

Silly demands - you must be X tall built like X

Demanding face pics on when they dont have any themselves

Sydney university shit ( does sydney even have a uni?)

Couples who want everyone to be 9 inch ( when the average size is 5.5)

Those who insist on "socials" ( just get on with the sex what folk come on a sex site for)

Demanding that you have your personel private area shaved , trimmed ect ( its your privates not for anyone to tell you how to keep them)

Married cheating scumbags

Fake profiles or toms touting for business.

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By *ydia_LovegoodWoman
over a year ago

St. Ives

"We are all different which makes life more fun but when you see a profile what turns you off..

A couple of starters

No written profile

One line profiles

No pictures

Pictures taken 30 years ago

Cock shots

Pictures that look like an explosion in a butchers"

Soooooo many reasons but 'pictures taken 30 years ago' made me chuckle... "I don't have anything up to date..."

Really? 2021, phones selfies... Pull the other one...

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By *S2004Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Some user names

Daddy play (each to their own but not for me)

Will fill in later (bio)

Males who are fucking women in their public pics

Public pics full of their cock

Some statuses."

Absolutely anyone with a single profile consisting of mainly pics of someone else (not just guys either)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hidden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw one picture where the male had dirty fingernails against his partners parts... for some reason they blocked us when I mentioned it."

Ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As many above have said ~

-Messy backgrounds.

-Cock shots (there are some very artistic ways of snapping them).

-Dirty fingernails

-Manky feet

-Snapchat filters

-Pics of totally random people on 1 profile that obviously aren't them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture-less profiles asking people to send their photos or they’d ignore the texts

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple
over a year ago

Northern

Dirty rooms

Some user names

Dick pic after dick pic

Pics over the toilet

Couples only looking for females to meet that message us

Surprised we have so many friends on the scene as we’ve a big list of turn offs and could go on forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet in background

Messy room

Those who meet 99yr old! As no effort to change filter.

old photos

'Fill in later

Any with phone numbers / k ik address on profile

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