Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to Swingers Chat |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies . 1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning. ( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)" Mo coments ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 (do people still do that ?  )  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies . 1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning. ( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)" im sure you need 3, one for the bedroom | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL. IT SAYS IM JOKING ." Thing is, it just isn't funny. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well I thought it was funny! "Thanks you seem to be 1 of the few who have read the whole post lol. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL. IT SAYS IM JOKING . Thing is, it just isn't funny." Why not ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
  
How about that, OP? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ... " This would probably do, too, though I prefer my take lol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP? "Maybe you have just found what your looking for. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL. IT SAYS IM JOKING . Thing is, it just isn't funny. Why not ?" We read the whole post, after all there isn't much. It isn't funny. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for."What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week "The Welsh man can do anything | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ... This would probably do, too, though I prefer my take lol" Lol ... I'll have the poor ones who can help build my truck  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL. IT SAYS IM JOKING . Thing is, it just isn't funny. Why not ? We read the whole post, after all there isn't much. It isn't funny." Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ... This would probably do, too, though I prefer my take lol Lol ... I'll have the poor ones who can help build my truck "I'll help you build your truck and we can ride it on the high way to hell . And stop off at the odd truck stop on the way . | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ... This would probably do, too, though I prefer my take lol Lol ... I'll have the poor ones who can help build my truck " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum. " Because you just can't help some people, they have to feel offended just for the sake of being offended. I can see a huge snowflake storm coming . | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything "Shame that Welshman is so far away! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum. Because you just can't help some people, they have to feel offended just for the sake of being offended. I can see a huge snowflake storm coming . "A girl winked me last week. After just X5 messages I “miraculously” managed to piss her off. I still don’t know I managed it. Just an expert wanker I guess!  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum. Because you just can't help some people, they have to feel offended just for the sake of being offended. I can see a huge snowflake storm coming . "Your the 1 that's taken offence where none is intended. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL. IT SAYS IM JOKING . Thing is, it just isn't funny. Why not ? We read the whole post, after all there isn't much. It isn't funny. Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ?" Sexism is a rather outdated form of humour in a similar way to racism. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything
Shame that Welshman is so far away!"But you will have a truck. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL. IT SAYS IM JOKING . Thing is, it just isn't funny. Why not ? We read the whole post, after all there isn't much. It isn't funny. Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ? Sexism is a rather outdated form of humour in a similar way to racism. " I take it your not a chubby brown fan as well | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum. Because you just can't help some people, they have to feel offended just for the sake of being offended. I can see a huge snowflake storm coming .
Your the 1 that's taken offence where none is intended."Where did I say I took offence, OP? All I did was turn the tables around. You need to be prepared for all sorts of replies when posting on a public forum. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP? "Can i borrow them sometimes please? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies . 1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning. ( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)" Can I have three , apparently I need one full time just to close the fridge door and put the toilet seat back down  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Can i borrow them sometimes please?"I'm sure we could make some suitable arrangements . As long as you promise not to wear them out too much, please | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Can i borrow them sometimes please? I'm sure we could make some suitable arrangements. As long as you promise not to wear them out too much, please "I'm like quality street made to share. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL. IT SAYS IM JOKING . Thing is, it just isn't funny. Why not ? We read the whole post, after all there isn't much. It isn't funny. Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ? Sexism is a rather outdated form of humour in a similar way to racism. I take it your not a chubby brown fan as well " Making a lot of assumptions here. I didn’t express any personal opinions. Just explained the obvious. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies . 1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning. ( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)" Are uniforms provided or do you wish them to be naked?. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything
Shame that Welshman is so far away!"This Welshman is closer xx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything
Shame that Welshman is so far away!
This Welshman is closer xx"Still more than 1h drive though, unfortunately. But it all depends on which position you are applying for | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Shopping nagging and shagging. " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies . 1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning. ( I'm only joking just want to make people smile) Are uniforms provided or do you wish them to be naked?." Totally optional | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP? "I'll take all 3 jobs 
Don't care if it'sstereotyping or not. Haha | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything
Shame that Welshman is so far away!
This Welshman is closer xx
Still more than 1h drive though, unfortunately. But it all depends on which position you are applying for "Which position do you recommend? xxx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything
Shame that Welshman is so far away!
This Welshman is closer xx
Still more than 1h drive though, unfortunately. But it all depends on which position you are applying for
Which position do you recommend? xxx"It's up to you . Though I do have high expectations for all applicants | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
I'll take all 3 jobs
Don't care if it'sstereotyping or not. Haha"Lol. I don't think you know what you are thinking of getting yourself into... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything
Shame that Welshman is so far away!
This Welshman is closer xx
Still more than 1h drive though, unfortunately. But it all depends on which position you are applying for
Which position do you recommend? xxx
It's up to you . Though I do have high expectations for all applicants"Oh so do I xxx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL. IT SAYS IM JOKING . Thing is, it just isn't funny. Why not ? We read the whole post, after all there isn't much. It isn't funny. Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ? Sexism is a rather outdated form of humour in a similar way to racism. " Very true. Sad really. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Can i borrow them sometimes please?"I can drive you...in all the right places. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything "Been there, done that and got the t-shirt | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This isn't come dine with me "Be wary of the stereotypes, the Welsh and lamb. Dave Lamb that is! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021 "Swingers, what a lovely bunch of the least judgmental people ever... OP meant it as a joke (granted, not in the best taste, but still a joke). Why is nobody attacking my replies on here? I very much stereotyped men in my posts. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021 "Vote for Sid the Sexist, in the next Tyneside elections | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021
Swingers, what a lovely bunch of the least judgmental people ever... OP meant it as a joke (granted, not in the best taste, but still a joke). Why is nobody attacking my replies on here? I very much stereotyped men in my posts.
"Thanks for your support it's a shame even when its pointed out some people can't see the woods for the trees . | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies . 1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning. ( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)" You need another lady to take the children to school and pick them up. Lol. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies . 1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning. ( I'm only joking just want to make people smile) You need another lady to take the children to school and pick them up. Lol. " OP here , its seems I'm in enough trouble here with out asking for that as well lol. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021
Swingers, what a lovely bunch of the least judgmental people ever... OP meant it as a joke (granted, not in the best taste, but still a joke). Why is nobody attacking my replies on here? I very much stereotyped men in my posts.
Thanks for your support it's a shame even when its pointed out some people can't see the woods for the trees ."Some people would get offended no matter what. Though the thread could have gone somewhat different if you asked for 2 ladies, one to suck your cock while the other sits on your face. Or some similar scenario- then you'd only be called "greedy" and "sexist" probably, lol. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm loving this thread being male who is A.. A welder by trade B.. Self employed as a handyman Not sure about welding in just a boiler suit would need a welding mask and gloves as well lol" The bird in flash dance was welding in just a boiler suit with only a little leotard underneath...Just saying | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Still waiting for the punchline " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Still waiting for the punchline "I'm sure that if you listened to Lou Reed, The Beatles and David Bowie you might come up with one! Clue: think of the Rolling Stones and the line "you can't always get what you want..." | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021
Swingers, what a lovely bunch of the least judgmental people ever... OP meant it as a joke (granted, not in the best taste, but still a joke). Why is nobody attacking my replies on here? I very much stereotyped men in my posts.
Thanks for your support it's a shame even when its pointed out some people can't see the woods for the trees .
Some people would get offended no matter what. Though the thread could have gone somewhat different if you asked for 2 ladies, one to suck your cock while the other sits on your face. Or some similar scenario- then you'd only be called "greedy" and "sexist" probably, lol. "Thanks I'll give that ago tomorrow ( watch this space lol ) | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This thread is funnier than it should have been R" Finally, somebody with a sense of humour! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This thread is funnier than it should have been R" OP here that's what it was ment for a bit of fun x. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This thread is funnier than it should have been R Finally, somebody with a sense of humour! " OP here , maybe I should have posted it on Sunday funday ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This thread is funnier than it should have been R Finally, somebody with a sense of humour! OP here , maybe I should have posted it on Sunday funday ?" Post it any day you like. Fuck the party poopers R | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This thread is funnier than it should have been R Finally, somebody with a sense of humour! OP here , maybe I should have posted it on Sunday funday ? Post it any day you like. Fuck the party poopers R " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This thread is funnier than it should have been R Finally, somebody with a sense of humour! OP here , maybe I should have posted it on Sunday funday ? Post it any day you like. Fuck the party poopers R " Shame there are6 more people on fab like you and I love your profile, I've sent you a friend request I hope you dont mind ? X. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
