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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I like to think I'm very open mind, and will be willing to try must thing, which is way on a day in London.

I thought I'd pop into an adult cinema in soho. Well oh my god it was rank, there was a choice of gay or straight, not being into guys I went down stairs.

I thought that even if there was no females in there I could enjoy the porn and it might be horny to have a cheeky wank. But how wrong I was.

The first thing that hit me was the smell that will be with me till the day I die. Then porn was shockingly bad, and as I went to sit down I felt the seat. It was as this point I turned around and left for the nearest shower.

Are they all like this or did I just pick a bad one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's just london in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want a wank, stay at home !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eewwww! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if you want a wank, stay at home !"

I will from now on, if I ever feel clean enough to touch myself again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought One Limit was one of those popular beat combo boybands the kids listen to these days on their portible radios.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl @jenni

Lmao and eweweweweweeee at the thread and poor op! Try bleach and if u go again take a face mask and towel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda are selling those 'decorators disposable paint suits' quite cheaply now - just a thought!

Although I'd wear something under it as its likely to stick to the seat when you try and get up!

Sorry you had a bad time - id advise just getting some company and having a 'home cinema' experience!

Of hit a club with a cinema on site!!

Enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl @jenni

Lmao and eweweweweweeee at the thread and poor op! Try bleach and if u go again take a face mask and towel! "

another reason why i advise carrying a flannel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And soap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And soap! "

I thought you always dropped the soap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And soap!

I thought you always dropped the soap. "

Possibly on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence but I dont think anyone goes to an adult cinema to watch porn and have a wank. You can do that at home.

People go to this places for interaction and more usually it's filled with men who'll be gay, until a woman shows up.

And yes, they are always rank. It's part of the... "appeal"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No offence but I dont think anyone goes to an adult cinema to watch porn and have a wank. You can do that at home.

People go to this places for interaction and more usually it's filled with men who'll be gay, until a woman shows up.

And yes, they are always rank. It's part of the... "appeal""

It takes more then that to offend me .

I didn't go to wank, I went in the hope there would be woman there, wanking was my back up plan. I also just wanted to see what one was like.

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

That sounds like one that used to be in Brum. It hummed to high heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People actually go to those places?

Deary me!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lol, man up, its called ambience

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Have a thought for the cleaners...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You'd think they would have wipe clean seats rather then material ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd think they would have wipe clean seats rather then material ones! "

Maybe they were wipe clean ones but no-one had ever wiped them. What you thought was fabric was just bum fluff stuck to the layers of goo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd think they would have wipe clean seats rather then material ones!

Maybe they were wipe clean ones but no-one had ever wiped them. What you thought was fabric was just bum fluff stuck to the layers of goo.... "

Your text killed the boner your avatar gave me. It's a sad day. #halfmast

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