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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet."

5/Have a cuddle

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet.

5/Have a cuddle

Cuddle for a bit with gentle strokes

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

take a dettol wipe over her pussy.

then let the air out, fold, place her back in the box for next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take a dettol wipe over her pussy.

then let the air out, fold, place her back in the box for next time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take a dettol wipe over her pussy.

then let the air out, fold, place her back in the box for next time."

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By *ickey and MinnieCouple
over a year ago

South of Bath

Smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A round of applause!! Lol

Only joking, snuggle

And kiss.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"take a dettol wipe over her pussy.

then let the air out, fold, place her back in the box for next time."

LMAO..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"run

Don't forget your clothes then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"run

Don't forget your clothes then

Depends on how good round 1 was. If it was decent id proceed straight onto round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing in reality - many would honestly have to say...........turn the cam off and grab a tissue!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Phone a friend

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

take the batteries out and save them for next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass them there clothes and talk to master.sometimes clean up before next guy arrives.

If it's with master then cuddle up

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologise

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Try and get all the peanut butter back in the jar for next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take a dettol wipe over her pussy.

then let the air out, fold, place her back in the box for next time."

does she meet alone

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"take the batteries out and save them for next time

Use rechargables

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"take a dettol wipe over her pussy.

then let the air out, fold, place her back in the box for next time."

Too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try and get all the peanut butter back in the jar for next time"

Pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take a dettol wipe over her pussy.

then let the air out, fold, place her back in the box for next time.

does she meet alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Ask them their name.

2. Ask them to make me a cuppa.

3. While they're out the room wipe my knob on the pillowcase/duvet/curtains.

4. When they get back - drink coffee and say 'Right - your turn to go on top'

5. Accidentally call them by the wrong name and spend 3 mins having 'rodeo sex' trying to stay on as long as possible.

6. Panic when I hear their mum/dad/huge husband/boyfriend stomping up the stairs.

7. Google 'nearest hospital' after leaping from third storey window naked and landing awkwardly.

8. Think up excuse for ambulance crew!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

6. Panic when I hear their mum/dad/huge husband/boyfriend stomping up the stairs.

If you had practiced danger wanking more often, you wouldn't be panicking

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

where can I keep my toothbrush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Ask them their name.

2. Ask them to make me a cuppa.

3. While they're out the room wipe my knob on the pillowcase/duvet/curtains.

4. When they get back - drink coffee and say 'Right - your turn to go on top'

5. Accidentally call them by the wrong name and spend 3 mins having 'rodeo sex' trying to stay on as long as possible.

6. Panic when I hear their mum/dad/huge husband/boyfriend stomping up the stairs.

7. Google 'nearest hospital' after leaping from third storey window naked and landing awkwardly.

8. Think up excuse for ambulance crew!

They're pretty good at assessing the situation! Naked man, long fall, broken legs, red face! They've probably seen it many times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where can I keep my toothbrush lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope she doesn't wake up before I have cleaned the spunk off her tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to definately kiss, a big squeeze (cuddle), but then the kissing starts getting passionate again..and its time for round 2, or 3, or 4 or some round lol x

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet."

I don't smoke

Sex wakes me up, and makes me horny

Yes, sometimes grab a drink, and after about 20mins have to pee.

My first thoughts are 'can he go again?'! Followed by wondering who and when the next session will be.

Then for the clean-up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart, roll over and go to sleep

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet.

I don't smoke

Sex wakes me up, and makes me horny

Yes, sometimes grab a drink, and after about 20mins have to pee.

My first thoughts are 'can he go again?'! Followed by wondering who and when the next session will be.

Then for the clean-up!"

Nice one

Similar, tho maybe have a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a tip on the bedside cabinet.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"where can I keep my toothbrush lol

as if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart, roll over and go to sleep

thats only in a relationship lol x usually i call it a dutch oven hhahaha fart, and them lock them in under the covers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a pee, a fag and a drink!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet.

5/Have a cuddle

Cuddle for a bit with gentle strokes "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Fart, roll over and go to sleep

Have you stopped picking your nose now then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart, roll over and go to sleep

Have you stopped picking your nose now then?"
Of course not

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Fart, roll over and go to sleep

Have you stopped picking your nose now then?Of course not

good, just checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask the audience ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cuddle for appropriate length of time and then usually a bite to eat for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask for my change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 + 4 lol. Need to be prepared for round 2 onwards and hydration is key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cuddle for appropriate length of time and then usually a bite to eat for me

What is the appropriate length of time?

Can just imagine the Countdown Clock ticking away with the buzzer sounding the end of the cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for the shudders and tingling to stop and then have a cuddle and a drink lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

No because there is to much smoke already after the vigourous sex

2) Have a quick nap.

Why bother she/he probably stiff asleep after me spending for ever trying to un screw my false leg

3) Have drink.

Well who said i wasnt drinking at the time lol

4) Go to the toilet."

Ops --- to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A round of applause!! Lol"

We've felt the urge to do this sooo many times in clubs after seeing someone has finished if they've put on a good show lol!

Thankfully we've managed to contain ourselves up to now...don't reckon it would be well received!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell her how shit it was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet."

depends who im shagging and where we are

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

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5/Have a cuddle

Top Lady!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

simply lie back and enjoy the moment.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Say thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are the weakest link "Goodbye"

And shut the door on the way out.Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take a dettol wipe over her pussy.

then let the air out, fold, place her back in the box for next time.

LMAO.."

so funny made me chuckle xx

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By *icplforbimalebarrowCouple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

a cuddle then a cigarette

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By *orny1sCouple
over a year ago

exeter

start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go down on her and lick her clean

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

cuddles for sure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone at work asked me if i talk to my wife while having sex

i answered yes if theres a phone handy

lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

wipe the spunk of me tits and ass !

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

have a rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a cuddel / smooch but only if I could stay awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet."

what sex actually happens on here my god!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle and stroke each other, Drink some water then get ready for Round 2!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"After having some hot fun what would be the first thing you do.?

1) Have a Cigarette.

2) Have a quick nap.

3) Have drink.

4) Go to the toilet."

5) Apologise to the taxi driver and finish my chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends who iv just had sex with and what i have to afterwards, whether i have to go to work or go out etc,

if its a real session i obviously concentrate on getting hard again if i havent stayed hard..

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

kiss

say thank you

cuddle

pee

wash

cuppa

fag

back for round 2

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Wipe me fanny on the curtains and delete the browser history

I'm always being told I've a bit much testosterone for a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kiss

say thank you

cuddle

pee

wash

cuppa

fag

back for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss cuddle ciggy and round 2 ...oh yeah lol!!!!!

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Fart, really loud..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay... (it has been known!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs usually spits it all over my stomach filling my belly button with spunk then runs to bathroom to rinse out with mouth wash . Funny creatures women.

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