FabSwingers.com forum: Last joke of the night

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I nudged the wife in bed.

"Are you awake?

"She grunted.

"Do you want sex?

"She grunted again.

I presumed it was a No.

"Well can I have a wank and come in your hair then?"

"You filthy bastard" she muttered.

"What about my enjoyment?"

"Sorry, you're right" I replied. "Do you want to put your radio on while I do it?"