FabSwingers.com forum: If A then Z

By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

How often do you see people here (and TBH it's virtually always single men) making these bizarre leaps of logic in conversations?

Like we have threads here that say "Who is in Leeds?" as if anyone in Leeds is therefore a dead cert for a meet. Or threads looking for Bi guys, and a bi guy replies thinking they are officially in there...

We spoke to a guy the other day who asked us what our ideal meet would be. We basically just moaned that it'd be one where they actually bother showing up and talk in complete sentences. The guy agrees that that would indeed be good, and therefore took our off hand whine as formal agreement to meet that weekend!

How do some people take 2 and 2 and make 934, let alone 5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message out of the blue from a man who saw me on Who's Near. He seemed utterly baffled that I wasn't going to drop everything and meet immediately because we were so near. He kept sending messages saying "but you're only 0.2 miles away?" until I got fed up and blocked him.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I got a message out of the blue from a man who saw me on Who's Near. He seemed utterly baffled that I wasn't going to drop everything and meet immediately because we were so near. He kept sending messages saying "but you're only 0.2 miles away?" until I got fed up and blocked him. "

. Did somebody say Justsex.

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

My profile says single only and no couples (outside of clubs), yet a couples profile send a lovely message, I respond politely, but because I’ve responded that means they are the exception and I want to meet them lol!

I do think fab is very presumptuous at times!

Same as the men saying they are hung and therefore EVERYONE obviously wants to meet them lol x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

They literally think all that's needed is genitals.

Like grabbing the first sandwich in the shop based on nothing other than it's a sandwich and you're hungry.

Don't matter what's inside it, whether you even like that flavour, but you're hungry therefore it'll do.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I get lots of the “I’m working near you”, “passing your way” this morning type messages. Doesn’t matter that it says that I’m working on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How often do you see people here (and TBH it's virtually always single men) making these bizarre leaps of logic in conversations?

How do some people take 2 and 2 and make 934, let alone 5?"

Some do think you are up for meeting instantly if you reply to a thread.

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

"My profile says single only and no couples (outside of clubs), yet a couples profile send a lovely message, I respond politely, but because I’ve responded that means they are the exception and I want to meet them lol!

I do think fab is very presumptuous at times!

Same as the men saying they are hung and therefore EVERYONE obviously wants to meet them lol x"

You do realise you can’t say anything negative about couples??

They’re far too precious on here

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

"They literally think all that's needed is genitals.

Like grabbing the first sandwich in the shop based on nothing other than it's a sandwich and you're hungry.

Don't matter what's inside it, whether you even like that flavour, but you're hungry therefore it'll do."

They ??

Let’s generalise ..

Not all single guys are no heads

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"They literally think all that's needed is genitals.

Like grabbing the first sandwich in the shop based on nothing other than it's a sandwich and you're hungry.

Don't matter what's inside it, whether you even like that flavour, but you're hungry therefore it'll do.

They ??

Let’s generalise ..

Not all single guys are no heads

They as in the people who have such sense of entitlement/expectations

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

I do think fab is very presumptuous at times!

Same as the men saying they are hung and therefore EVERYONE obviously wants to meet them lol x

You do realise you can’t say anything negative about couples??

They’re far too precious on here

Haha I get the idiot single profiles, blank profiles that just give me abuse which tend to be single males.

But for fully fledge verified profiles, I find couples to be ruder to me or more presumptive.

I get told I’m not a “real swinger” daily when I don’t want to fuck someone’s husband lol

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

"They literally think all that's needed is genitals.

Like grabbing the first sandwich in the shop based on nothing other than it's a sandwich and you're hungry.

Don't matter what's inside it, whether you even like that flavour, but you're hungry therefore it'll do."
you always seem so salty on these forums just an observation

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"They literally think all that's needed is genitals.

Like grabbing the first sandwich in the shop based on nothing other than it's a sandwich and you're hungry.

Don't matter what's inside it, whether you even like that flavour, but you're hungry therefore it'll do. you always seem so salty on these forums just an observation

Ah fuck, I bring the vinegar too, I just ain't got the energy to flippity flop and make things sound sugary

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

"They literally think all that's needed is genitals.

Like grabbing the first sandwich in the shop based on nothing other than it's a sandwich and you're hungry.

Don't matter what's inside it, whether you even like that flavour, but you're hungry therefore it'll do.

They ??

Let’s generalise ..

Not all single guys are no heads

They as in the people who have such sense of entitlement/expectations "

I know what you meant..

Just a little tease ..

I don’t take any of this too seriously

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

I do think fab is very presumptuous at times!

Same as the men saying they are hung and therefore EVERYONE obviously wants to meet them lol x

You do realise you can’t say anything negative about couples??

They’re far too precious on here

Haha I get the idiot single profiles, blank profiles that just give me abuse which tend to be single males.

But for fully fledge verified profiles, I find couples to be ruder to me or more presumptive.

I get told I’m not a “real swinger” daily when I don’t want to fuck someone’s husband lol

Xx"

As i say .. couples can be so salty and entitled..

Although you can usually tell if it’s the male or the female replying..

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"They literally think all that's needed is genitals.

Like grabbing the first sandwich in the shop based on nothing other than it's a sandwich and you're hungry.

Don't matter what's inside it, whether you even like that flavour, but you're hungry therefore it'll do.

They ??

Let’s generalise ..

Not all single guys are no heads

They as in the people who have such sense of entitlement/expectations "

#notallsandwiches

...or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think us single men on here tend to think we get the raw end of the deal when really we're quite lucky not to have rammed inboxes, curiously I'm mostly looked at and messaged by men! I know I could adjust my settings to curb this but then I'd miss the endorphin rush of receiving a new message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do think fab is very presumptuous at times!

Same as the men saying they are hung and therefore EVERYONE obviously wants to meet them lol x

You do realise you can’t say anything negative about couples??

They’re far too precious on here

Haha I get the idiot single profiles, blank profiles that just give me abuse which tend to be single males.

But for fully fledge verified profiles, I find couples to be ruder to me or more presumptive.

I get told I’m not a “real swinger” daily when I don’t want to fuck someone’s husband lol

As i say .. couples can be so salty and entitled..

Although you can usually tell if it’s the male or the female replying..

I reckon at least 50% of couple profiles on here are mostly used by men!

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By *ueenieHWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Amount of times I've had guys say they got a hotel room in Leeds and expect me to leave my child at home on her own to go fuck them, or they send me a friends request even though its stated no friends request and they say oh I was just trying my luck, erm no you just got a one way ticket to block town. Most people on here don't care about the other persons needs or wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They literally think all that's needed is genitals.

Like grabbing the first sandwich in the shop based on nothing other than it's a sandwich and you're hungry.

Don't matter what's inside it, whether you even like that flavour, but you're hungry therefore it'll do.

They ??

Let’s generalise ..

Not all single guys are no heads

They as in the people who have such sense of entitlement/expectations

#notallsandwiches

...or something"

#sandwichesmatter

I get messages all the time from both Bi AND "straight" guys asking if I want to meet, when it clearly states on my profile that I'm not looking to meet! I have a couple profile with my gf for meets, this is just for me to rant on the forums about bloody single guys assuming that I want to suck their cock!

And breathe....

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