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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So someone has just looked at my page & their status/header is "What's going people get your rat out"......I don't profess to being an expert around these parts but I can't help thinking that that's not the greatest first impression to give out lol

So this got me thinking.........what's the worst/wrongest status update, headline or username you've seen on here...........

Sorry if this thread has been done before I'm pretty new to the forums

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Anybody out and about in York today??".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad we got that one out of the way straight of the bat

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Im always bored with the ones telling you how bored they are...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im always bored with the ones telling you how bored they are... "

If you're that bored turn the computer off & go & do something. Don't let us all have to hear about it.....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Im always bored with the ones telling you how bored they are...

If you're that bored turn the computer off & go & do something. Don't let us all have to hear about it....."

Was my (obviously poor) attempt at humour but thanks for the cheery response

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im always bored with the ones telling you how bored they are...

If you're that bored turn the computer off & go & do something. Don't let us all have to hear about it.....

Was my (obviously poor) attempt at humour but thanks for the cheery response "

It wasn't directed at you, god no!!! But at those that like to tell us how bored they are all the time......sorry about that..... I did understand you

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Im always bored with the ones telling you how bored they are...

If you're that bored turn the computer off & go & do something. Don't let us all have to hear about it.....

Was my (obviously poor) attempt at humour but thanks for the cheery response

It wasn't directed at you, god no!!! But at those that like to tell us how bored they are all the time......sorry about that..... I did understand you "

No problem, obviously was lost in translation...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Phew!!!! Must have been.....would hate you to think I was as rude as that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do ppl actually meet here?"

yes they fucking do..its just ur fucking shit at selecting..fuck off

is what I say in my mind

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"We are no longer playing as hubby caught having bareback sex in the shower!"

The profile was then a vitriolic rant in which the wife castrated her husband and handed him his gonads in a bag. The hubby was wrong...but oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody out and about in York today??". "

not today but I will be visiting Bristol from Ireland on the 17th and 18th...any recommendations??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Can't think of any specifics off the top of my head but ranty ones (even tho' mine's a tad ranty, but hopefully still amusing today)....also the "Thanks for a wonderful night/day/minute/microsecond (delete as appropriate) - you know who you are".....oh and I did see one name and shaming some poor fecker a while back which I reported (obviously once I'd checked out said poor fecker just for a nosey and made private notes about the poor fecker and the name and shamer as they were reasonably local to Arse End (that usually means within 100 miles))

I usually put quotes or jokes up, or if I'm gonna be at a club I'll flag that up in the vain hope someone'll take pity and offer me a charity shag (occasionally works)

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"cant believe there are no women in glasgow who actually want to meet anyone"

Eh.... Theres plenty, they clearly just dont want to meet you

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Anybody out and about in York today??".

not today but I will be visiting Bristol from Ireland on the 17th and 18th...any recommendations??"

If you want to go to a club there is one called 'the office'. Have heard mixed reviews about it but neva been myself. Hope u enjoy ur time here in Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst user name getyoupreggers

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