FabSwingers.com forum: Worst meet story?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the worst meet up you've had? And some of the usual shit one liners you get on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst meet up you've had? And some of the usual shit one liners you get on here?"

Worst meet as a single a woman i met after chatting for a while and she sent me pics. What she neglected to tell me was the pics were twelve years old and she had gained 8st inbetween. Was not ao much due to her being larger but more the lies. Hate liers with a passion. I just said thanks for the offer but you lied and left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the worst meet up you've had? And some of the usual shit one liners you get on here?

Ahh that makes sense to me. Nothing wrong with bigger ladies but lying in something where trust is so important is a big red flag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the worst meet up you've had? And some of the usual shit one liners you get on here?

Ahh that makes sense to me. Nothing wrong with bigger ladies but lying in something where trust is so important is a big red flag"

Exactly. I wonder what else they are lying about.

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

Worst one liner recently words to the effect:

'would you like to use me as a toilet?'

Disgusting.

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By *oss11Man
over a year ago

eastleigh

Drove 23 miles for a meet with a couple only to find out only the bloke was there. His waifs wasn’t in to swinging and was at work

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

After both of us chatting on phone then sk ype we agreed to drive to his for SM and sex. At the time we were in Walsall and he was in Epsom. So a long drive but Hollie was in the mood and as we got nearer very turned on.

Basically we strapped her on the whipping bench. He used a thin cane on her Bum 6 strokes, came into the air and said cheers I gotta go out! I hadn’t even stripped Hollie had cum. 100 mile drive home. Grrrr. That our worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst for me was I drove about 75 miles for a meet .. when she took her knickers off she had the biggest skid mark on her knickers I’ve ever seen .. all I could smell was the shite .. she was actually surprised when I said thanks but no thanks and left .. gives me the boak to this day thinking about it

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"Worst for me was I drove about 75 miles for a meet .. when she took her knickers off she had the biggest skid mark on her knickers I’ve ever seen .. all I could smell was the shite .. she was actually surprised when I said thanks but no thanks and left .. gives me the boak to this day thinking about it "

Hahaha sorry but this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha sorry but this made me laugh

Glad you had a giggle .. I’m dry heaving here at the memory lol

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Mine was meeting someone not far from work. Drove down to a pub she recommended had a chat and got on really well. Went back to hers , got all steamy and sexy and started to go down on me. I was thinking how awesome is this! Only for her ex father in law to walk in on us !

What she forgot to tell me was she was still living in her ex’s house and that he was on his way back and is quite a jealous bloke...

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Met a guy who not long before the meet was asking if i did anal. Which I don’t. When we met and we were doggy position he pulled out and kept trying to enter my bum. Twice I stopped him and said last warning. Third time I had a hissy fit, dressed fast and walked out.

The moron even messaged me days later for a veri! I blocked him.

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I was asked to do role play on a meet. I had to walk into the hotel bar and chat up the lady I was meeting... it was pretty cringey as we were the only ones in the bar !

What followed was a weird session where as we had sex it was like she was being electrocuted AND she hadn’t douched so that wasn’t too pleasant either

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By *jkuk72Man
over a year ago

London & Herts

"Mine was meeting someone not far from work. Drove down to a pub she recommended had a chat and got on really well. Went back to hers , got all steamy and sexy and started to go down on me. I was thinking how awesome is this! Only for her ex father in law to walk in on us !

What she forgot to tell me was she was still living in her ex’s house and that he was on his way back and is quite a jealous bloke... "

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We agreed to meet a guy who turned up in a works van with his work mates in tow and said he wanted them to join in we called the number on the van and asked his boss if he should be here well let’s just say things got a bit shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One had a meet unrelated to fab that after the second occasion turned into me being stalked for three months, wasn’t fun I can say that

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

My worse was the guy who came as he was putting a condom on.

He'd been bigging himself up all day saying he could go for hours so I was looking forward to a good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worse was the guy who came as he was putting a condom on.

He'd been bigging himself up all day saying he could go for hours so I was looking forward to a good night."

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worse was the guy who came as he was putting a condom on.

He'd been bigging himself up all day saying he could go for hours so I was looking forward to a good night."

Wait that’s possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet last time I was on fab with a guy who bigger himself up that he was big into kink etc and he could go all night! Got down to business and it last only a couple of minutes before he came. No Biggie second time round he started choking me and paid no attention to me when I started to tap out. Thankfully it didn't take long for him to cum then he jumped up and said he had to go. I was so shaken after it. Worst meet ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever casual meet - before I found Fab. We'd been chatting on WhatsApp for a while and I thought English wasn't his first language from his typing. Turned out it was. He was also a full foot shorter than me and only had 3 teeth! We'd exchanged pics, but he smiled with his mouth closed. I stayed for a cuppa before feigning an emergency and fleeing.

However this was not the end.

He started blowing up my phone. I blocked him but he'd managed to get hold of my full name somehow and stalked my social media, messaging me constantly. As fast as I'd block one number or account, he'd make another. I changed all of my account names and locked down my privacy settings. He did eventually stop.

I learned a LOT of important lessons that day!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Jesus Christ noooo, that is horrendous. Do people really not have basic hygiene skills?

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By *ecretescapeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

I've had four meets with duff guys at least where the guy has had non smoker on his profile and turned out to be a smoker, one even had an ashtray by the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely hate it when you send someone a nice polite,detailed message....and all you get back is "you got any cock pics" or sometimes just "pics".

I always message back and say "first of all,hello would have been nice"...after that I lose interest, clearly no intention in getting a rapport going.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

I met a lady at her house a few years back. Her house was filthy! There was what looked like a week's worth of unwashed plates and mugs etc all over the place, the lounge carpet had a large hole in it and was filthy and everywhere was covered in dog hairs and the dog stank. I made my excuses and left politely

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