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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have any of you guys ever been caught masturbating?

I dunno for sure, but im sure I have. Especially since my windows dont have net curtains. Any one can see into my bedroom during the day!...

but any1 been caught redfaced?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! When younger!

Not to mention the times now when I'm not so 'accidentally' caught!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep as a teenager,, my mum walked in my room. she just said sorry and walked back out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been caught in the act but had a few close scrapes...where I've had to throw some random clothes on or dive into the shower when persons have walked through the front door and I've been upstairs.... My mum found some mags in my cupboard when I was 18 and I was away on holiday...came back and my cupboard was so tidy...but no mags...she didn't say anything either...;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This doesnt sound real at all but i was caught masturbating by the window cleaners whilst watching porn at a friends house (they were out) i was mortified drew the curtains turned T.V down and carried on.. MissD xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This doesnt sound real at all but i was caught masturbating by the window cleaners whilst watching porn at a friends house (they were out) i was mortified drew the curtains turned T.V down and carried on.. MissD xx"

You closed the curtains? Spoilsport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This doesnt sound real at all but i was caught masturbating by the window cleaners whilst watching porn at a friends house (they were out) i was mortified drew the curtains turned T.V down and carried on.. MissD xx

You closed the curtains? Spoilsport! "

well it was before my swinging days i was prob about 19 these days i leave my windows open n all but alas nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep as a teenager,, my mum walked in my room. she just said sorry and walked back out...."

Thats why us mummys tend to knock before we walk in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 18 I was knocking one out when my mums best friend came in and caught me, I froze but she told me to carry on so I did next thing I know her skirt was up pants down fingers in playing with her self then she said " don't tell your mum, and come here and fuck me" so.. I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep as a teenager,, my mum walked in my room. she just said sorry and walked back out....

Thats why us mummys tend to knock before we walk in "

haha me too..i always knock on my lads door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have any of you guys ever been caught masturbating?

I dunno for sure, but im sure I have. Especially since my windows dont have net curtains. Any one can see into my bedroom during the day!...

but any1 been caught redfaced?!"

i was caught having a wank once with my mate whilst we where away camping and this was well pre me realising i am bi - we where the only ones on this camp site and we had gotten d*unk and been to a horse trials show thingy - when we got back we both stripped off to get changed for a meal and started talking about the hot girls we had seen on horse and one thing led to another and we both started messing about - i then announced to the outside world as i was holding my now hard cock in my hands "look at my hard cock" - when all of a sudden there was a squeeky voice outside out tent "hello boys are you ok and did you enjoy the horse trails; as she popped her head through the tent flaps ..... the embarassment was spine chillingly awkward lol - we where 13 at time true storey for once off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a would`be burglar caught me having a wank as a teen

chased the **** out the garden with my pants half down once i clocked him through the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a would`be burglar caught me having a wank as a teen

chased the **** out the garden with my pants half down once i clocked him through the window

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Haha pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbour's daughter popped over to collect some clothes my mum was ironing for her mum and came in the back door and caught me wanking laid on our sofa with a well scrunched up copy of Playboy.

I never heard her come in and apparently she had stood for a short while watching me until she grabbed the magazine....

The encounter soon moved on from just my hand wanking and a few days later the lass took my 'cherry' on a fairway of the local golf course . Happy lad of 15 and a very understanding lass of 17...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been caught a few times in my teens proper inbetweeners style embarrassment is not the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive caught my fella having a wank on more than one ovvasion, he even does it besides me in bed lol dont see a problem with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was 18 I was knocking one out when my mums best friend came in and caught me, I froze but she told me to carry on so I did next thing I know her skirt was up pants down fingers in playing with her self then she said " don't tell your mum, and come here and fuck me" so.. I did "

Are u serious?! Nice going mate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught my brother wanking with my knickers! gross!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 18 I was knocking one out when my mums best friend came in and caught me, I froze but she told me to carry on so I did next thing I know her skirt was up pants down fingers in playing with her self then she said " don't tell your mum, and come here and fuck me" so.. I did

Are u serious?! Nice going mate!! "

Oh yea I remember it like it was yesterday and it was not the only time I used to go round when her husband was out and spank her ass god she could suck cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often have one while in bed. Not bothered if the misses walks in. She sometimes carries on for me or I'll shoot while she watches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was younger i caught my brother... being a horrid little sister i blackmailed him for weeks... had him waiting on me hand and foot, if he didn't make me toast, do my share of chores so on ..... i said ide tell mum

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By *ellensd41Woman
over a year ago

north yorkshire

Love watching a man wank and com its a real turn on.like cleaning up to

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By *encarolCouple
over a year ago

Tyneside

OH YES NOTHING BETTER THAN A MAN WANKING OFF ALL OVER MY TITS LOVE KEN DOING IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 18 I was knocking one out when my mums best friend came in and caught me, I froze but she told me to carry on so I did next thing I know her skirt was up pants down fingers in playing with her self then she said " don't tell your mum, and come here and fuck me" so.. I did "

Bet this was Sooooo fucking horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 18 I was knocking one out when my mums best friend came in and caught me, I froze but she told me to carry on so I did next thing I know her skirt was up pants down fingers in playing with her self then she said " don't tell your mum, and come here and fuck me" so.. I did

Bet this was Sooooo fucking horny "

Well once the shock was gone yes so now I like being watched its my fav turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no wanking no but had one episode when on a train and recieving a bj in the bog. Door slides open and the conductor there looking for fare dodgers. his face was a picture whilst the girl didnt know where to put hers! She was even more mortified as we had to walk out the toilet together to a packed train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no wanking no but had one episode when on a train and recieving a bj in the bog. Door slides open and the conductor there looking for fare dodgers. his face was a picture whilst the girl didnt know where to put hers! She was even more mortified as we had to walk out the toilet together to a packed train"

I was with my first wife not long after we got married. On the late evening 'fast non stop' train home out of Waterloo in London. Those days they still had the 'compartments' across the train for 8 people and as no one else got in we got horny and started to shag (as one does) and were happily 'at it' when I looked up and saw we had stopped in Clapham Junction station. 4 people were looking in and smiling broadly until the train moved off.

I never missed a thrust either ..

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Have any of you guys ever been caught masturbating?

I dunno for sure, but im sure I have. Especially since my windows dont have net curtains. Any one can see into my bedroom during the day!...

but any1 been caught redfaced?!"

Including children? I sincerely hope not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrr, yes, the other day actually. I was spanking it round the back of my porch, and a lady came to the front door (with glass panels) to deliver a leaflet through the letterbox. She saw it all. :-/

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I caught my brother wanking with my knickers! gross!!!"

When I was a horny teenager I used to look after a neighbour's dog when they went away. I had a massive crush on the wife after seeing her once in a swimming costume where I realised she had massive nipples.

When I would go over to feed the dog I would also go upstairs and lay her sexy underwear out on the bed and then lie on top of it wanking myself off pretending she was there.

Sadly she wasn't in any way interested in a geeky teenager like me.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Oh and to answer the op I got caught by my mum having a wank in the bath once when I was a nipper.

She was nice enough to pretend she hadn't seen and never mentioned it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember my mate telling me once years ago that he was watching a porno while he was in bed and his mum was down stairs x so he put his head phones in his tv so he could here the sound , so head phones on and eyes closed so he could imagine himself there , wanking away at a frantic pace luving the noises of the women on the video after 5 mins shot his load , laid back outta breath opened his eyes took his headphones off and saw on his bedside table a steaming hot cup of tea which his mum had brought up while he was wanking she knocked on the door and obviously he didn't hear so she thought he was asleep and came in to give him his morning cuppa , lol I pissed myself when he told me this , couldn't look his mum in the eye for ages lol

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

bloody hell these made me laugh but when i was a horny teenager me and 2 mates were in the woods when one suggested we all had a wank so there we were 3 horny teens wanking away when this woman id say about 40ish came walking past with her dog ! we tried to cover up but she said carry on boys or i will tell the police what i caught you doing we all looked petrified she demanded we carry on so my mate dave who was so well hung satrted to carry on so we did we all came and she said very nice boys same time tomorrow then !!!

we went back but she didnt show up couple of years later went to a church fair and she was brehind counter serving teas i nearly came in my pants lol so fucking funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember my mate telling me once years ago that he was watching a porno while he was in bed and his mum was down stairs x so he put his head phones in his tv so he could here the sound , so head phones on and eyes closed so he could imagine himself there , wanking away at a frantic pace luving the noises of the women on the video after 5 mins shot his load , laid back outta breath opened his eyes took his headphones off and saw on his bedside table a steaming hot cup of tea which his mum had brought up while he was wanking she knocked on the door and obviously he didn't hear so she thought he was asleep and came in to give him his morning cuppa , lol I pissed myself when he told me this , couldn't look his mum in the eye for ages lol "

Isn't that part of Ricky Gervais' stand up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember my mate telling me once years ago that he was watching a porno while he was in bed and his mum was down stairs x so he put his head phones in his tv so he could here the sound , so head phones on and eyes closed so he could imagine himself there , wanking away at a frantic pace luving the noises of the women on the video after 5 mins shot his load , laid back outta breath opened his eyes took his headphones off and saw on his bedside table a steaming hot cup of tea which his mum had brought up while he was wanking she knocked on the door and obviously he didn't hear so she thought he was asleep and came in to give him his morning cuppa , lol I pissed myself when he told me this , couldn't look his mum in the eye for ages lol

Isn't that part of Ricky Gervais' stand up?"

My mate told me this over 20 years ago

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"My mate told me this over 20 years ago "

...and it was old then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate told me this over 20 years ago

...and it was old then!"

lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an apocryphal story. I must half heard at least 6 or 7 versions of this since I was a kid. All end with a steaming cup of tea next to the bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's an apocryphal story. I must half heard at least 6 or 7 versions of this since I was a kid. All end with a steaming cup of tea next to the bed..."

I heard it with the knickers over the head and he was so into his wank, on the vinegar strokes that his mum must of walked in and left him a steaming cup of tea,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new version ! Still the steaming cup of tea though...

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