FabSwingers.com forum: Pineapple

By *evilandhisprincess OP Couple
over a year ago

Farington

Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No idea but drink it it makes your potatoe water nice

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Pineapples have been associated with swingers for years

Apparently people used to leave them upside down in their porches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me throw up.

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"

Unknowingly doing it.

, but it sounds strange.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

I buy pineapple every week but all cut up lol

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

Pampas grass in the garden yes but not pineapple

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"

It might also mean that you wanted a pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?"

You're making Pizza for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?

You're making Pizza for tea

As long as the pineapple isn’t going on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So now Im going to watching people loitering by the pineapples

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv one on my doorstep and a flamingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv one on my doorstep and a flamingo

I’ll hunt you down..

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

"No idea but drink it it makes your potatoe water nice "

Potatoe water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but drink it it makes your potatoe water nice

Potatoe water?"

Vodka?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"So now Im going to watching people loitering by the pineapples

Apparently, we are supposed to pick each one up and give them a squeeze.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No idea but drink it it makes your potatoe water nice

Potatoe water?

Vodka?"

Potato water, so you don't have to put salt in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but drink it it makes your potatoe water nice

Potatoe water?"

Your man batter.

Semen

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Ishaving your rings on display is the sign of a swinger ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x"

I’ve got a pineapple for you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Iv one on my doorstep and a flamingo

I’ll hunt you down..

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

Does this mean I have to buy a pineapple every time I go to the shops? This could get expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pineapple thing is an urban myth.

Supposedly swingers in florida would have pineapples in their gardens or on their porches to let others know they were available.

A similar story was lady swingers would all wear anklets and that is how you would know them.

No basis for reality for either however

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Pineapples have been associated with swingers for years

Apparently people used to leave them upside down in their porches "

We’ve heard about upside down pineapples in general (windowsill, for passers-by or on table for guests)

Also flamingos, pampas and ring on thumb but tbh not sure if any are so reliable as to “out” yourself to those “showing”

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We used to have an ice caddy shaped like a pineapple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pineapple thing is an urban myth.

Supposedly swingers in florida would have pineapples in their gardens or on their porches to let others know they were available.

A similar story was lady swingers would all wear anklets and that is how you would know them.

No basis for reality for either however "

The anklet thing caught a friend of mine out once. She approached a girl in the bar wearing one and asked if she was a swinger she was mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eating pineapple makes your jiz taste sweeter, so one of my fb says anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eating pineapple makes your jiz taste sweeter, so one of my fb says anyway"

Totally heard the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x

I’ve got a pineapple for you

Lol I bet you do! I was told some years ago in here that it's supposed to make us ladies taste sweeter down below x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We used to have an ice caddy shaped like a pineapple. "

I want one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x

I’ve got a pineapple for you

Lol I bet you do! I was told some years ago in here that it's supposed to make us ladies taste sweeter down below x"

I’ve now got you a pineapple home delivery subscription. See you next weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x"

I’m with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am quite open about our swinging...to the point my secret Santa at work got me a t-shirt with an upside down pineapple on it..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x

I’ve got a pineapple for you

Lol I bet you do! I was told some years ago in here that it's supposed to make us ladies taste sweeter down below x

I’ve now got you a pineapple home delivery subscription. See you next weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x

I’m with you

Why thank you!

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By *Ci LutherMan
over a year ago

Cumalot

Does Pineapple wallpaper count ? A recent customer and I must add hot couple ask me to hang some

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Do Sidney university do covert surveillance on Hawian pizza.

Damn, need to be careful.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"

Not in your basket but having pineapples in your window is generally considered to be a secret handshake for swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me throw up.

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This is why you should leave it upside down in your porch?

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple
over a year ago

exeter

"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"

The pineapple has to be upside down in the basket/trolley tho

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Not heard the swinger indicator thing. Apparently it makes a man's cum glow in the dark........joking.

It actually makes cum taste, well more pineappley.

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Does pineapple upside down cake count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently Hitler gets one stuffed up his arse while wearing a french maids outfit as a punishment every day in hell. So ive heard.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"We used to have an ice caddy shaped like a pineapple.

I want one of these"

19 available on Ebay

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

It could be just a sign that you like pineapple

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple
over a year ago

Northern

"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?"

There were no baskets left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?

There were no baskets left "

And if I have a basket and no pineapple

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Pineapple belongs on pizza, copious amounts of it too. End of.

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple
over a year ago

Northern

"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?

There were no baskets left

And if I have a basket and no pineapple "

There were no pineapples left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?

There were no baskets left

And if I have a basket and no pineapple

There were no pineapples left "

Totally proud. I was expecting that one

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Heard that on cruise ships that a pineapple sticker on the door meant they were swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple belongs on pizza, copious amounts of it too. End of.

It had no place on pizza

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple
over a year ago

Northern

"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?

There were no baskets left

And if I have a basket and no pineapple

There were no pineapples left

Totally proud. I was expecting that one"

Creative wasn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put up a pic of my fingers through a pineapple ring, being saucy but not knowing the swing association.

I was quickly enlightened, and delighted with the unexpected coincidence!!

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By *oyandJulieMan
over a year ago

blackburn

It is supposed to make your cum taste better. Also helps produce more. I quite often take zinc tablets and pineapple before a bukakke party

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Nope but that's my safety word

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Pineapple belongs on pizza, copious amounts of it too. End of.

It had no place on pizza "

But it really does!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"It is supposed to make your cum taste better. Also helps produce more. I quite often take zinc tablets and pineapple before a bukakke party "

But I don’t like pineapple

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By *dgeofheaven71Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth and Blackpool

I’ve received a few pineapples at work for fucking up!! Does that count??

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By *he Jizz PlayerMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

I could think of a use for pineapple rings, I suppose.

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

The amount of pineapple and pineapple juice that I eat and drink every day I should be "Swinging", I should have turned into a chimpanzee by now!!!

I shall have to think twice now when I am buying them, they will be on top of my basket or trolley in full view.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

I know for a fact if eaten by the female partner is makes that pussy taste sweeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pampas grass in the garden yes but not pineapple"

We have it in our front room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple belongs on pizza, copious amounts of it too. End of.

It had no place on pizza

But it really does!

I agree on this, pineapple does belong on pizza

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"

Bought some, it does not seem to work,let's do some flirtini with it (vodka, orange liquor, pineapple juice and champagne).

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By *urflrCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Know where I'm standing next time I go to asda

might even loiter for a bit

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"

Garbage

how the fuck does anyone buy a pineapple without ot going in their basket...

However, if you beleive this try it out stand by the pineapples in the store and every time someone buys one ask them

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Do a sign and a pineapple work better?

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