FabSwingers.com forum: Funny things people say...

By *issy lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Just thought I would give you all a smile on this lovely Tuesday afternoon - I received a message yesterday from a guy who wanted to "totally immerse himself in my love zone"!!! I wasnt actually sure what he meant, it certainly didnt turn me on....but it did make me giggle! At least it stood out amongst the many "fancy a fuck" messages!!

By *issy lou OP Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Just thought I would give you all a smile on this lovely Tuesday afternoon - I received a message yesterday from a guy who wanted to "totally immerse himself in my love zone"!!! I wasnt actually sure what he meant, it certainly didnt turn me on....but it did make me giggle! At least it stood out amongst the many "fancy a fuck" messages!!

Oops, just realised - its Wednesday! Lol

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message off a guy asking permission to play with my wife lol i didn't even know i had one, last time i checked i was single

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like these ones;

"hi i have 12" cock" (i say - bully for you now go fuck yourself)

"hi we are loving married couple looking for meeting next XYZ - are you interested?" (only to read thier profile to see they say some like "male meeting only just now" or " wife wants me to set up meeting with a fem for her ru interested" ( i reply "im bi and fella - im not gettign GF just to fuck your wife"

Sorry peeps - just in odd stupid mad mood and people are doing my head in today grrrrrrrrrr

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

received..

great profile,i could lick your arsehole all night

he didn't say which one of us tho