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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why do some people send a first message the resembles a script from a hardcore porn film no hi im such n such ... just a very graphic message ..they dont get a second chance as i block ..but do they really think it will work ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practising creative writing I would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get some very hard core opening messages... Extremely inappropriate in my view

I assume people either think it's sexy, shows how Dom they are, or they are just getting off on the fantasy... I get pages of details

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get some very hard core opening messages... Extremely inappropriate in my view

I assume people either think it's sexy, shows how Dom they are, or they are just getting off on the fantasy... I get pages of details "

yep same here i find them very boring if im honest nothing puts me off more than someone telling me via a message what they are going to do to me ..boring and yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get some very hard core opening messages... Extremely inappropriate in my view

I assume people either think it's sexy, shows how Dom they are, or they are just getting off on the fantasy... I get pages of details "

yep, instant deletes, along with - dick only pics, terrible spelling, one liners asking for a fuck, and immediate requests for a meet that night, cam, Kik, snap, whatever.

Send a polite, non-pushy, thoughtful message that shows you've read a profile and could be bothered to write an individual message with a face pic guys. You'll do better xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do some people send a first message the resembles a script from a hardcore porn film no hi im such n such ... just a very graphic message ..they dont get a second chance as i block ..but do they really think it will work ??"

probably because women always complain that men send them "Hi How are you ?"

and say they want a message about what you would do to them

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Because,

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

''Tis some visitor,' I muttered, 'tapping at my chamber door -

Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -

Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain

Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating

''Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -

Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -

This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

'Sir,' said I, 'or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -

Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;

But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,

And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, 'Lenore!'

This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, 'Lenore!'

Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,

Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.

'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;

Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -

Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -

'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.

Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -

Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,

'Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, 'art sure no craven.

Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -

Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'

Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -

Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

With such name as 'Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,

That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.

Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -

Till I scarcely more than muttered 'Other friends have flown before -

On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'

Then the bird said, 'Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,

'Doubtless,' said I, 'what it utters is its only stock and store,

Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster

Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -

Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore

Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,

Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;

Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -

What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore

Meant in croaking 'Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;

This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining

On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,

But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,

She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer

Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.

'Wretch,' I cried, 'thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee

Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'

Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'

'Prophet!' said I, 'thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -

Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,

Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -

On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -

Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'

Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'

'Prophet!' said I, 'thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!

By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -

Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,

It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -

Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'

Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'

'Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -

'Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!

Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!

Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'

Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,

And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted - nevermore!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Tldr

Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tldr

Block"

Sorry. That wasn’t for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to love a bit of Poe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to love a bit of Poe!"
I thought women loved a good Tinky Winky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to love a bit of Poe!I thought women loved a good Tinky Winky? "

I was never a fan of The Teletubbies.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Tldr

Block

Sorry. That wasn’t for you "

Ha ha! Thanks x

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

It can be confusing what to send:

No one liner messages,

No War and peace messages,

No sexually graphic messages,

Tell me what you want to do to me messages,

Add a code word messages,

Show some degree of interllect and imagination messages...

But to be honest, most messages get ignored regardless of whether you've sent a "FAF" complete with cock picture message or penned a classic worthy of Shakespeare. So it doesn't really matter; stop messaging and go to a club and talk to people... Works every time for me.

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I’m here to fix your washing machine

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I wonder how these people function in society if they think that's an appropriate way of talking to somebody. Do they go into a train station booking desk and instead of saying "A second-class return to Nottingham please," do they end up blurting out "I want to fuck your slut wife up the arse"?

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