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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

That's humongous if you're a smurf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

dick

you know fine well how big it is

and are acting like an asshole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Not all guys measure themselves...some are just confident in themselves so don't need to.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

A quick google search will tell you whats average

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

That’s below average. Please consider surgery to increase it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"
Very average. Prefer something bigger as a rule.

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?

dick

you know fine well how big it is

and are acting like an asshole "
Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m happy with that size so I won’t need surgery lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

Interestingly enough not everything is about size alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only asked a question ffs it’s not a competition

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

5.5 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not measured my cock since......

What time is it just now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

Almost 8`` is above average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

Depends if you're measuring from the balls or the asshole

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?

Depends if you're measuring from the balls or the asshole "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mmm I can certainly see what you like in your ass hole lol

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Mine is this size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average is 5.5 - 6 inch.

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

I have never measured mine. I know it works fairly well and comes as part of the package.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d only be average... think about 6.5..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all your replies some people are taking offence at my thread like I said it’s not a competition I know we all have different sizes at the end of the day a cock is a cock ! I was just interested in the average size I don’t mean to offend or be big headed I know mine is nothing special thanks for all your positive comments and not the sarky ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

Quick, someone teach this guy how to Google

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

I've often wondered how guys are measuring. Personally I always thought I was undersized as I measured from the pelvic bone, as this was the actual useable length? However I have realised lately that it's apparent that some guys measure from the ball sack which obviously adds a fair bit on?

Surely that's irrelevant?

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?

That’s below average. Please consider surgery to increase it. "

That's hilarious! I only actually measured mine because I was asked. Till then I wasn't that bothered as it seemed to work ok in most situations?

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average? Very average. Prefer something bigger as a rule. "

That's you off my shopping list. I'd hate to turn up and just be embarrassed!

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Plenty of big dicks on this thread

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

Sounds like you're looking for an average by reading this

But I'm similar just under 8 until the pleasure gets hotter then it's anyone's guess pumped up with so much blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are lots of men that act like big cocks on fab. What say you all. (Women to front of que. Lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"

As if you dont know!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha the anger on some of the messages above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to trust the reaction of a lady if she’s satisfied then that’s all that counts to me

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average? Very average. Prefer something bigger as a rule. "
LOL.. Well said... Like his IQ par example Cherie xxx

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?

Depends if you're measuring from the balls or the asshole "
. Don't think I have a tape measure long enough to reach the arsehole in question ?? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest cocks are 5' 6" on average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know that majority of women do not care we get inundated with dick pics all day. It is like a circus sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve literally never measured myself in inches. Instead I usually measure myself by sending out a brief satisfaction survey

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Hubby is 5 inches x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for all your replies some people are taking offence at my thread like I said it’s not a competition I know we all have different sizes at the end of the day a cock is a cock ! I was just interested in the average size I don’t mean to offend or be big headed I know mine is nothing special thanks for all your positive comments and not the sarky ones"

You have google correct?

Just Google "Average UK penis size"

Ill do it for you

4.7 to 6.3 inches

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

5.5 inches here, with a tongue like a lizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12" is average ...so you can all stop measuring because your very small ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.5,

It's never let me down lol xx

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By *igcock123123Man
over a year ago

Newport

On a good day mine can go to about 10 inches x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These average sizes seem big to me and I thought I was average, hides in the corner

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By *ndysahornyboyMan
over a year ago

Aston visiting

Lol... There are some decent sized ones in here judging by pics but clearly some of you have no idea how to measure a cock. Hilarious.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?"
. Well that's kind of like asking if a 747 looks small in the grand canyon. It's a personal thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never measured mine because I’m not that bothered, it does the job, and I’m comfortable with its size.

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By *ORPEDO COCKMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Once or twice in the past an ex has asked can I measure it,,,I'm 9"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve written a wee poem about cock size:

Some like long dick.

Some like fat cock.

Some greedy fuckers want both!

Whatever you’re working with won’t matter at all if, personality wise you’re a massive prick!

Disclaimer: not aimed at anyone and no! Poems don’t have to rhyme leave me alone

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"I’ve written a wee poem about cock size:

Some like long dick.

Some like fat cock.

Some greedy fuckers want both!

Whatever you’re working with won’t matter at all if, personality wise you’re a massive prick!

Disclaimer: not aimed at anyone and no! Poems don’t have to rhyme leave me alone "

Hahaha.....people on the train staring at me as I burst out laughing

Love the end bit “leave me alone”

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

Depends on how you measure it: from the public bone or from the ball sack - take an average? Do you use a ruler and measure as the crow flies or tightly press a tape measure to get the full curvature? Some women like to feel a man knocking on the door of her cervix, others don’t. Or is it about having the girth of an aubergine?

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far


"5.5 inches here, with a tongue like a lizard "

Like a chameleon’s in function too?

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By *arrie69Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I measured mine last night and it was 8. 8oClock that is, As for my cock well, it's the perfect size,

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ding ding ding ding!

This is your regular reminder that according to the best science available*, the average erect penis is 5.17” (13.12cm) long and 4.59” (11.66cm) in circumference.

Half the population is above this, and half the population is below.

According to the most comprehensive statistical comparison I’ve been able to find**:

Only 1 man in 10 has a penis over 6”.

Only 1 man in 300 has a penis over 7”.

Only 1 man in 100,000 has a penis over 8”.

Notes:

- Men lie about penis size due to social pressure around toxic ideas about masculinity.

- Most people only see a range of erect penises in porn, and these are in no way representative of the human population at large.

- Cameras can be made to lie too – see all the debunked misleading photos of crowds not social distancing last summer.

- Humans in generally are *shockingly* bad at measuring things by eye. Just look at all the people who don’t know what two metres looks like.

Advice:

- If someone tells you the have a large penis, and they aren’t providing evidence of measuring it properly, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to never have measured, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to not know how to measure it properly, assume they are lying.

- If someone is claiming that their partner has an unusually large penis, assume they haven’t measured it and are repeating whatever comically inflated measurement the penis-haver gave them. Any attempts at eye-measuring will have been thrown off by all their previous partners *also* inflating their claims about the size of their penis.

- If someone starts a thread saying “Is my abnormally gigantic penis big enough?” or whatever, assume they’re doing so in bad faith.

Footnotes:

*The 2014 paper ‘Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15?521 men’, by David Veale, Sarah Miles, Sally Bramley, Gordon Muir and John Hodsal, for South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust and King’s College London.

**The calcSD Penis Percentile Calculator website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are welcome to measure my one lol

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Ding ding ding ding!

This is your regular reminder that according to the best science available*, the average erect penis is 5.17” (13.12cm) long and 4.59” (11.66cm) in circumference.

Half the population is above this, and half the population is below.

According to the most comprehensive statistical comparison I’ve been able to find**:

Only 1 man in 10 has a penis over 6”.

Only 1 man in 300 has a penis over 7”.

Only 1 man in 100,000 has a penis over 8”.

Notes:

- Men lie about penis size due to social pressure around toxic ideas about masculinity.

- Most people only see a range of erect penises in porn, and these are in no way representative of the human population at large.

- Cameras can be made to lie too – see all the debunked misleading photos of crowds not social distancing last summer.

- Humans in generally are *shockingly* bad at measuring things by eye. Just look at all the people who don’t know what two metres looks like.

Advice:

- If someone tells you the have a large penis, and they aren’t providing evidence of measuring it properly, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to never have measured, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to not know how to measure it properly, assume they are lying.

- If someone is claiming that their partner has an unusually large penis, assume they haven’t measured it and are repeating whatever comically inflated measurement the penis-haver gave them. Any attempts at eye-measuring will have been thrown off by all their previous partners *also* inflating their claims about the size of their penis.

- If someone starts a thread saying “Is my abnormally gigantic penis big enough?” or whatever, assume they’re doing so in bad faith.

Footnotes:

*The 2014 paper ‘Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15?521 men’, by David Veale, Sarah Miles, Sally Bramley, Gordon Muir and John Hodsal, for South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust and King’s College London.

**The calcSD Penis Percentile Calculator website.

"

^^^^^ this, but in the study who got to do the measurements Surely that could have an effect on size

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far


"Ding ding ding ding!

This is your regular reminder that according to the best science available*, the average erect penis is 5.17” (13.12cm) long and 4.59” (11.66cm) in circumference.

Half the population is above this, and half the population is below.

According to the most comprehensive statistical comparison I’ve been able to find**:

Only 1 man in 10 has a penis over 6”.

Only 1 man in 300 has a penis over 7”.

Only 1 man in 100,000 has a penis over 8”.

Notes:

- Men lie about penis size due to social pressure around toxic ideas about masculinity.

- Most people only see a range of erect penises in porn, and these are in no way representative of the human population at large.

- Cameras can be made to lie too – see all the debunked misleading photos of crowds not social distancing last summer.

- Humans in generally are *shockingly* bad at measuring things by eye. Just look at all the people who don’t know what two metres looks like.

Advice:

- If someone tells you the have a large penis, and they aren’t providing evidence of measuring it properly, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to never have measured, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to not know how to measure it properly, assume they are lying.

- If someone is claiming that their partner has an unusually large penis, assume they haven’t measured it and are repeating whatever comically inflated measurement the penis-haver gave them. Any attempts at eye-measuring will have been thrown off by all their previous partners *also* inflating their claims about the size of their penis.

- If someone starts a thread saying “Is my abnormally gigantic penis big enough?” or whatever, assume they’re doing so in bad faith.

Footnotes:

*The 2014 paper ‘Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15?521 men’, by David Veale, Sarah Miles, Sally Bramley, Gordon Muir and John Hodsal, for South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust and King’s College London.

**The calcSD Penis Percentile Calculator website.

^^^^^ this, but in the study who got to do the measurements Surely that could have an effect on size "

I’d need to see the calibration certificate of the measuring equipment used in the study before I can accept that report.

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ding ding ding ding!

This is your regular reminder that according to the best science available*, the average erect penis is 5.17” (13.12cm) long and 4.59” (11.66cm) in circumference.

Half the population is above this, and half the population is below.

According to the most comprehensive statistical comparison I’ve been able to find**:

Only 1 man in 10 has a penis over 6”.

Only 1 man in 300 has a penis over 7”.

Only 1 man in 100,000 has a penis over 8”.

Notes:

- Men lie about penis size due to social pressure around toxic ideas about masculinity.

- Most people only see a range of erect penises in porn, and these are in no way representative of the human population at large.

- Cameras can be made to lie too – see all the debunked misleading photos of crowds not social distancing last summer.

- Humans in generally are *shockingly* bad at measuring things by eye. Just look at all the people who don’t know what two metres looks like.

Advice:

- If someone tells you the have a large penis, and they aren’t providing evidence of measuring it properly, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to never have measured, assume they are lying.

- If they claim to not know how to measure it properly, assume they are lying.

- If someone is claiming that their partner has an unusually large penis, assume they haven’t measured it and are repeating whatever comically inflated measurement the penis-haver gave them. Any attempts at eye-measuring will have been thrown off by all their previous partners *also* inflating their claims about the size of their penis.

- If someone starts a thread saying “Is my abnormally gigantic penis big enough?” or whatever, assume they’re doing so in bad faith.

Footnotes:

*The 2014 paper ‘Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15?521 men’, by David Veale, Sarah Miles, Sally Bramley, Gordon Muir and John Hodsal, for South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust and King’s College London.

**The calcSD Penis Percentile Calculator website.

^^^^^ this, but in the study who got to do the measurements Surely that could have an effect on size "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess a lot of guys have issues with cock size. Mine is small in comparison (under 6) but that's what I've been dealt (big bollocks though). I wonder if some of the answers wouldn't be so hostile or eggy had you not said you had an 8 inch cock lol.

Anyway, yours is above average, enjoy it to its fullest

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London


"I guess a lot of guys have issues with cock size. Mine is small in comparison (under 6) but that's what I've been dealt (big bollocks though). I wonder if some of the answers wouldn't be so hostile or eggy had you not said you had an 8 inch cock lol.

Anyway, yours is above average, enjoy it to its fullest "
Well said. And wow, you two look great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a magic lamp and asked the genie to make my dick touch the floor.....my legs got shorter and shorter and shorter...

as all sane guys say in here have said...you have the and you are dealt with. Just above average here but never had any complaints. Just need to be confident and know what to do Thats what i have been told anyway...

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"5.5 inches here, with a tongue like a lizard

Like a chameleon’s in function too?"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average? Very average. Prefer something bigger as a rule. "

Would that be a 12" rule?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average is 5.2"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the boys we have all measured ourselves what is your cock size just trying to get an average I’m just under 8 inch? Is this about average?

Interestingly enough not everything is about size alone. "

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By *ack69erMan
over a year ago

Beverley

This subject is one of the reasons why a lot of ladies are not very good at DIY. They have no conception how long "One Foot" is. You ask them to cut you a piece of wood etc about a foot long and they will present you a piece about 5" long. Simply because to many men lie about the length of their cock and exaggerate.

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