FabSwingers.com forum: Strange/weird/ unusual/bizarre request you have ever been asked?

By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

I was asked to go to a lady's house, spunk her knickers before she goes to work so she can wear my spunk all day.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I was asked to go to a lady's house, spunk her knickers before she goes to work so she can wear my spunk all day."

It so definitely wasn't a Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a message from a lady, asking me to stick my cock into a used toilet roll and fuck it, then send her a video of it

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Once had a message from a lady, asking me to stick my cock into a used toilet roll and fuck it, then send her a video of it

wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had a message from a lady, asking me to stick my cock into a used toilet roll and fuck it, then send her a video of it

wow"

I politely declined, due to the silliness of the situation haha

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By *ucyLasticsWoman
over a year ago

North West

Too many to mention. Refused to meet a guy so he asked if he wore his wife's tights would I be interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had loads.

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"I’ve had loads. "

Do share please?

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I got asked to arrange a CNC for a couple where I would enter the house by an unlocked back door at night, tie them up and have sex with them - both!

I really didn’t want to try and explain that to a police officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had loads.

Do share please?"

Can I be used as a toilet

Can he fuck me when I’m on my period

Can I humiliate him in public

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"I’ve had loads.

Do share please?

Can I be used as a toilet

Can he fuck me when I’m on my period

Can I humiliate him in public

Thank you

That made me chuckle..Unbelievable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked to arrange a CNC for a couple where I would enter the house by an unlocked back door at night, tie them up and have sex with them - both!

I really didn’t want to try and explain that to a police officer

CNC just sounds like a minefield and the level of trust that is needed to know everyone is genuine is hard to find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had loads.

Do share please?

Can I be used as a toilet

Can he fuck me when I’m on my period

Can I humiliate him in public

I was in Amsterdam RLD when this couple walked past and the woman was screaming at the guy for looking in the windows. Seemed a bit over the top I’m sure it was some kind of public humiliation

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

A guy wanted to eat my used condoms while I humiliated him in front is his mates

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By *iglittleoneMan
over a year ago

B76 is home

"I was asked to go to a lady's house, spunk her knickers before she goes to work so she can wear my spunk all day."

And you did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One odd request I was given was to narrate the going ons, while playing.

This was asked of me mid way through playing. From that point on it was no long sexual enjoyment for me but it was innocently funny so I went along with it until the person had finished

This gentleman even gave me examples of how he wanted me to narrate the events. “Xxx is moving his hands over xxx’s back while using his tongue to pleasure xxx’s cock”.

It was like live audio description of an amateur porno.

Felt like it was a waste of a meet but it is a funny memory so can’t complain haha. The guy was really nice he wasn’t dodgy just a peculiar request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to eat my used condoms while I humiliated him in front is his mates "

That blue is very striking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

One guy wanted me to chew up bread and then spit it into an envelope & post it to him

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"I got asked to arrange a CNC for a couple where I would enter the house by an unlocked back door at night, tie them up and have sex with them - both!

I really didn’t want to try and explain that to a police officer

The police are actually aware of this type of scene. The advice from the "boys in blue" is for everyone to have on their person a pre-made and signed card explaining what's going on and that they consent. That said, CNC is really only advisable between people who know each other very well, and have built up a strong trust.

Strangest request I ever had was from a woman who wanted to post me a 500ml bottle of her fresh piss and drink it on video for her. I agreed, it arrived in my work mail the following day and I did indeed record the video in a quiet spot at a train station. Downed it in one.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"I was asked to go to a lady's house, spunk her knickers before she goes to work so she can wear my spunk all day.

And you did?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t know this. Useful tip I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast! "

I have been there and understand how fast, turbo charged things moving very fast, is!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I've had the same bloke ask me several times whether I like to smoke to which I've replied no as the smell makes me vomit. A few days later same question and same response. A few days later.......

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!

I have been there and understand how fast, turbo charged things moving very fast, is!

It's fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention but...

To let her shit on my chest! Ummm nope!! The only hard No I have had to give.

Cum in work shoes before they put them on for the day.

Wear a plug on the bike. Not as fun as you may think.

Things get darker after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wants me to watch him wank into my pants

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Too many to mention but...

To let her shit on my chest! Ummm nope!! The only hard No I have had to give.

Cum in work shoes before they put them on for the day.

Wear a plug on the bike. Not as fun as you may think.

Things get darker after that!

wow

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast! "

This happen to me last night on here , money was offered ...

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!

This happen to me last night on here , money was offered ...

Really!! That is unbelievable.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!

This happen to me last night on here , money was offered ...

As a dog lover myself (not in the carnal sense) I really can't understand why anyone would.

PS - cracking thighs BTW

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Too many to mention. Refused to meet a guy so he asked if he wore his wife's tights would I be interested erested "

How did you resist? I got asked by a bloke to role play his sister once.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!

This happen to me last night on here , money was offered ...

As a dog lover myself (not in the carnal sense) I really can't understand why anyone would.

PS - cracking thighs BTW

I truly think it's just for the "shock value" , getting off on people's reaction ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked by a couple to bring my fuckbuddy round to fuck her in their daughters bedroom. It turns out the daughter had gone to uni and they miss hearing her and her boyfriend at it.

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Was asked to sit on a man's face in my knickers and poop myself so he could feel it on his face.....

Didn't really have space in my diary for that one unfortunately.... "

incredible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked by a couple to bring my fuckbuddy round to fuck her in their daughters bedroom. It turns out the daughter had gone to uni and they miss hearing her and her boyfriend at it.

On another episode of this never happened ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked by a couple to bring my fuckbuddy round to fuck her in their daughters bedroom. It turns out the daughter had gone to uni and they miss hearing her and her boyfriend at it.

On another episode of this never happened ..."

Your right it didn't happen we left asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once messaged by a guy in Cornwall to stop by his stall (where he sold carved animals by the side of the road). He told me if I stop by and flash him my boobs, he would give me a carved duck!!! Ha ha. I told him he would need to upgrade it to a full size unicorn and then I’d think about it. .

I think he’s still working on it.

The messages back and forward were entertaining, to say the least.

Also, we were offered a free taxi ride anywhere, if the guy could just watch us having sex in the back of his cab.

We have had some funny messages for sure.

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Hm, I can't say that I have received requests that I would call strange or bizzare as such. I don't judge people for their interests and kinks as a rule however every single time that it came across badly was how it was asked or offered.

So things like people sending first messages apropos of nothing detailing whatever scenarios or fantasies they are interested in, especially when they involve something that I've listed on my profile as a hard limit.

The number of so called submissives looking for a dial-a-domme or so called dominants looking for a sub-in-a-box are too numerous to name.

One of my favourite jokes with people who announce that they have "no limits" is to mention that I would like to shave one of their eyebrows (just the one) - it's amazing how quickly it turns out that they do have limits after all!

I have never received any requests involving those that cannot consent (animals, minors etc) - I would definitely report anything like.

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Hm, I can't say that I have received requests that I would call strange or bizzare as such. I don't judge people for their interests and kinks as a rule however every single time that it came across badly was how it was asked or offered.

The number of so called submissives looking for a dial-a-domme or so called dominants looking for a sub-in-a-box are too numerous to name.

I have never received any requests involving those that cannot consent (animals, minors etc) - I would definitely report anything like. "

Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to an S&M club in London with a friend, and some fella wanted me to spit on him.. I didnt

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By *ands09Couple
over a year ago

West London

I was once asked by a guy to meet him, not for sex, just to do pee in his mouth ..when I said I am not interested, he requested me to courier a bottle filled with my pee for him to drink..... I know that some are into water sports - but drinking is taking it to another level

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I reckon you swapped it for Tango apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have had no such requests.

Perhaps I look to prim and proper....if only they new. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers crossed so far no wierd requests lol x

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Told this story before but a 23yr old messaged me a few years ago asking me if I’d be interested in fucking a girl he’d met on tinder. That was his first ever message to me, never spoke to him before so thought I’d play along.

Sent me photos and screenshots of conversations with her. She then said she wanted to speak to me to see if I’m real. So I gave her my number, she called and was telling me what she’d like to do to us. Still didn’t believe it lol

So after a few calls he calls, we arranged a meet at his and time. On the day, he calls me and asks me if I’m ok with vodka and lemo. I said “whatever you get up to is up to you but I won’t be doing it. Which they said was fine.

So then he calls back and asks me if it’s ok if she comes in her uniform cause she’ll be coming straight to his. Mmmm maybe she’s a nurse? Or a police officer. “Ok no problem”

I’m just leaving and she calls me and asks if I knew she was coming in her uniform. I said I did, and then she said “cause I’ll be coming straight from school”......

“erm what?” “I’m coming straight from school to Toms” (name changed cause I can’t remember it haha). “How old are you?” “15”

I’ve never ended a call and blocked someone so fast!!!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Fingers crossed so far no wierd requests lol x"

You have now

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Told this story before but a 23yr old messaged me a few years ago asking me if I’d be interested in fucking a girl he’d met on tinder. That was his first ever message to me, never spoke to him before so thought I’d play along.

So then he calls back and asks me if it’s ok if she comes in her uniform cause she’ll be coming straight to his. Mmmm maybe she’s a nurse? Or a police officer. “Ok no problem”

I’m just leaving and she calls me and asks if I knew she was coming in her uniform. I said I did, and then she said “cause I’ll be coming straight from school”......

“erm what?” “I’m coming straight from school to Toms” (name changed cause I can’t remember it haha). “How old are you?” “15”

I’ve never ended a call and blocked someone so fast!!!"
wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy wanted me to chew up bread and then spit it into an envelope & post it to him

Nice way to get your dna

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"One guy wanted me to chew up bread and then spit it into an envelope & post it to him

Nice way to get your dna

That is funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple asked me to meet them and give the male my shorts so he can wear them when he walks the dog while and I fuck his girl I said no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread never ceases to shock me

I have not had it as bad as some but my rugby ball got awful time of it. I think i said before I got a message asking would I ejaculate on my rugby ball and post it to UK..She said she was then going shove the ball where the sun doesn't shine!! Lovely

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"This thread never ceases to shock me

Sounds painful

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

"One guy wanted me to chew up bread and then spit it into an envelope & post it to him

Probably had a bearing to pop out and no pullers available (and the prize for the most tenuous explanation goes too....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked to arrange a CNC for a couple where I would enter the house by an unlocked back door at night, tie them up and have sex with them - both!

I really didn’t want to try and explain that to a police officer

"
m

That was probably someone trying to get their own back on a neighbour. They would have sent you to someone else's house

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I was asked if I could bring 2 dogs to a party!

Mike

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"I was asked if I could bring 2 dogs to a party!

Mike"

unbelievable

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Too many to mention. Refused to meet a guy so he asked if he wore his wife's tights would I be interested "

Was it a tough decision

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

And another. Wasn’t asked directly but similar status updates appear almost every day.

This is today’s status: Who's got a cheesey cock

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"And another. Wasn’t asked directly but similar status updates appear almost every day.

This is today’s status: Who's got a cheesey cock

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Watch someone drown in a slurry pit

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde

Fisting poop and marriage. The holy trinity.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit

My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"This thread never ceases to shock me

Can't blame her for 'try'ing

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit

My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested

Probably because she never got said pic

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit

My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested

Probably because she never got said pic

I sent it!!! I promise haha

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Last week I was asked to sit into a sling and be connected to an actual milking machine....photos of machine and sling attached to the message

I've also been asked to bend over and let him rim me but actually stick his tongue right in as he likes the taste of crap

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels

Wait hold up... did he have green hair and a red nose???

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By *r happyMan
over a year ago

coleshill

After seeing your photos balloons would be the last thing on my mind

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit

My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested

Probably because she never got said pic

I sent it!!! I promise haha"

Finally....you know its rude to keep a lady waiting

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit

My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested

Probably because she never got said pic

I sent it!!! I promise haha

Finally....you know its rude to keep a lady waiting

Have to make you work for it!!! I’m not easy you know missy?

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By *orny247guyMan
over a year ago

clowne

Been asked to put a condom on with 3 other guys spunk in

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Been asked to put a condom on with 3 other guys spunk in"
yuk

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By *orny247guyMan
over a year ago

clowne

Apparently it was her kinky thing that she got off on as she loved to swallow all the mixed cum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum in my friend

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Put a monty bojangles choccy scoffy in my foreskin and a plastic clothes peg on the end

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Put a monty bojangles choccy scoffy in my foreskin and a plastic clothes peg on the end "

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wanted to get me pregnant.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels

Had one of these years ago, he wanted me to blow balloons up til they burst as it gave him a thrill..

I'm not kink shaming. Was just something that had never crossed my mind before.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I was once messaged by a guy in Cornwall to stop by his stall (where he sold carved animals by the side of the road). He told me if I stop by and flash him my boobs, he would give me a carved duck!!! Ha ha. I told him he would need to upgrade it to a full size unicorn and then I’d think about it. .

I think he’s still working on it.

The messages back and forward were entertaining, to say the least.

Also, we were offered a free taxi ride anywhere, if the guy could just watch us having sex in the back of his cab.

We have had some funny messages for sure.

I know where that stall is ...

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels

Had one of these years ago, he wanted me to blow balloons up til they burst as it gave him a thrill..

I'm not kink shaming. Was just something that had never crossed my mind before. "

I watched a documentary on balloon fetishes. The people who enjoy balloons, are known as 'looners'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently a guy had a diamond made from his dead friends ashes. He wanted to have sex with me while i wore kickers with said diamond fixed to them.

I’m still trying to work out if that would count as a threesome or not!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit

I got that 1 ages ago too...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

An unsolicited message

'Can I be your full toilet'

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I've had few messages from submissive men requesting varying sorts of humiliation.

Nothing illegal or that I considered particularly unusual.

Think my photos might give the wrong impression though

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels

Had one of these years ago, he wanted me to blow balloons up til they burst as it gave him a thrill..

I'm not kink shaming. Was just something that had never crossed my mind before. "

I would actually consider the original proposal. I quite like bursting balloons

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit

My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested

The lovely lady was probably a lovely guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked by a 20yr old guy could he watch his Dad pound me

That may not seem strange to some...but it defo was my strangest...

I've also had very scary msgs but that's for another thread

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Can I give you a whip cream enema?

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By *orny247guyMan
over a year ago

clowne

Yeah x

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"I've had few messages from submissive men requesting varying sorts of humiliation.

Nothing illegal or that I considered particularly unusual.

Think my photos might give the wrong impression though

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Been asked to use someone as a human toilet many times.

Also to save my piss and feed it to him in a baby bottle and he also wanted me to d*@#g him and be used.

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By *orizMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Had to fill an Adult works girl 10 minutes before she met her punter so he could fuck a spunky pussy.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Not on here (thankfully) but Mrs M had a guy ask her if you would have sex with him and his dog.

Strangely she declined as she said he was a bit woof.

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By *amesleonard12345Man
over a year ago

heathrow/feltham/sunbury

"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels

Lmfao now that’s funny

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By *amesleonard12345Man
over a year ago

heathrow/feltham/sunbury

"I’ve had loads.

Do share please?

Can I be used as a toilet

Can he fuck me when I’m on my period

Can I humiliate him in public

Should of said yes and had a curry the night before lol

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By *amesleonard12345Man
over a year ago

heathrow/feltham/sunbury

"A guy wanted to eat my used condoms while I humiliated him in front is his mates "

Oh my good god

How would that be a turn on

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By *amesleonard12345Man
over a year ago

heathrow/feltham/sunbury

"Was asked to sit on a man's face in my knickers and poop myself so he could feel it on his face.....

Didn't really have space in my diary for that one unfortunately.... "

Aaaaaahhhhh he just wanted to get shit faced

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

We were asked once if scarlet would walk on a gentleman, after looking at his profile he must have been all of 6 stone wet through and she would have crushed him. Needless to say it was a no from her didn't want blood on her feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked to have my ass signed and dated by a meet so he could take a photo of it. Xxxxxxx

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Got asked to have my ass signed and dated by a meet so he could take a photo of it. Xxxxxxx "

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked to have my ass signed and dated by a meet so he could take a photo of it. Xxxxxxx

That's hilarious

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked myself why I'm reading this

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"One guy wanted me to chew up bread and then spit it into an envelope & post it to him

Haha I had that one too. Did he offer to send you the price of the load and specify what kind of bread lol

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’ve been asked if his dog can join

Wear his wife’s wedding dress and meet at her gravestone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been asked if his dog can join

Wear his wife’s wedding dress and meet at her gravestone.

What a really unusual request x some really weirdos and freaks on here x that's the worst one I've ever heard xx

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By *TastePurpleWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I went to an S&M club in London with a friend, and some fella wanted me to spit on him.. I didnt"

That's not particularly odd for an S+M club, pretty tame tbh. I like dominant women spitting on me

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By *TastePurpleWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Fisting poop and marriage. The holy trinity.

I think fisting is really fun. It's a pretty common kink here.

The other two are hard limits though!

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.

I soon found out I wasn't when he mistakenly took my answer as that I had no hard limits and would be up for poop and dirty anal. When I politely told him it wouldn't be my thing his reply was very abusive.

Block and move on lol

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.

Block and move on lol

Quite right too xx most guys on here have no respect or manners x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get asked for loads of kinky stuff. Being a kinky sub fag I’m always happy to oblige

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.

Block and move on lol

Quite right too xx most guys on here have no respect or manners x

Nasty man

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By *ornyandachingCouple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I was asked if a man could fuck me while a bottle was in my ass to see if I could pop in it while I came...

He didn’t get to try this out with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked to have my ass signed and dated by a meet so he could take a photo of it. Xxxxxxx "

Like that

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Got asked to have my ass signed and dated by a meet so he could take a photo of it. Xxxxxxx

Like that

Me too

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Not really a request, but I was asked once, what would I do if I was given a drink in a pub with a tiny man floating in it.

I said I'd send it back and order another drink.

Apparently this was not a good answer and caused a bit of offence.

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"We were asked once if scarlet would walk on a gentleman, after looking at his profile he must have been all of 6 stone wet through and she would have crushed him. Needless to say it was a no from her didn't want blood on her feet."

This is funny

Trampling is not done without support (such as a cage or holding onto sturdy structure) unless in Belle de Jour which is a fantasy

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"Not really a request, but I was asked once, what would I do if I was given a drink in a pub with a tiny man floating in it.

I said I'd send it back and order another drink.

Apparently this was not a good answer and caused a bit of offence."

I’ve had that one too.

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

So many!

Lots of toilet requests, and pets joining.

Also had the ”watch me drowning in a bog while you masturbate and steal my money.” Request.

Pregnancy and marriage. Moving in to be a guys milk maid, providing him fresh milk each morning for his cornflakes.

I was also once asked to meet a chap so that I could trample fish and crabs in stiletto heels, while he watched.

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"So many!

Lots of toilet requests, and pets joining.

Also had the ”watch me drowning in a bog while you masturbate and steal my money.” Request.

Pregnancy and marriage. Moving in to be a guys milk maid, providing him fresh milk each morning for his cornflakes.

I was also once asked to meet a chap so that I could trample fish and crabs in stiletto heels, while he watched."

Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone request I verbally abuse him and nothing else. Literally just insult him. Not even whilst wearing anything kinky. Found that weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy messaged me and asked what would I get him to do if he was only three inches high. I said he could clean behind the fridge as it’s really heavy to move

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"A guy messaged me and asked what would I get him to do if he was only three inches high. I said he could clean behind the fridge as it’s really heavy to move

Love it. Bloody good idea. You could mail him over after so he could do under mine and my cooker

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"A guy messaged me and asked what would I get him to do if he was only three inches high. I said he could clean behind the fridge as it’s really heavy to move

Love it. Bloody good idea. You could mail him over after so he could do under mine and my cooker

Fantastic answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first day I joined. A single woman asked me if I would go to hers for unprotected sex and cum inside her husbands pillow case.

When I read ~cum inside her~ I thought OK but then followed by ~husbands pillow case~ kind of put me off.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I had someone request I verbally abuse him and nothing else. Literally just insult him. Not even whilst wearing anything kinky. Found that weird "

I would have just sent:

Dickhead

And then block him. He’d get his wish lol

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"The first day I joined. A single woman asked me if I would go to hers for unprotected sex and cum inside her husbands pillow case.

When I read ~cum inside her~ I thought OK but then followed by ~husbands pillow case~ kind of put me off."

Strange indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged me and asked what would I get him to do if he was only three inches high. I said he could clean behind the fridge as it’s really heavy to move

"
.. Hilarious!!

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By *Xtriple7Couple
over a year ago

N Peterborough.

Asked by a guy if he could go down on Mrs while she was 'on'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first day I joined. A single woman asked me if I would go to hers for unprotected sex and cum inside her husbands pillow case.

When I read ~cum inside her~ I thought OK but then followed by ~husbands pillow case~ kind of put me off.

Strange indeed "

Very strange. I don't know if she hates him as he doesn't know she's on here or it's just one if her things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels

That seems to be a bit of a thing, once had a gay work colleague who used to take a pack of balloons to one of his Grindr meets as there was a balloon fetish going on.

There again he might have been just winding me up and it could have been just do much hot air!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had a message from a lady, asking me to stick my cock into a used toilet roll and fuck it, then send her a video of it

Was that at the beginning of lockdown? Quite understandable with all those shortages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to go to a lady's house, spunk her knickers before she goes to work so she can wear my spunk all day."

Had a few strange ones, some of which not fit to mention on a public forum.

One woman once asked if so thought it was possible to penetrate her cervix, I would have thought it was a wind up had I not met her several times before.

It’s amazing what stuff the human mind will come up with in those moments of erotic fantasy.

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

I (Mr) worked in a house of I'll repute a few years ago as their had been problems with aggressive punters, one of the girls was telling me about a regular guy that would be stripped naked have a sack over his head with a belt round his neck, he would then be hogtied and the girl would beat the crap out of him. Being young and naive I thought yea whatever, anyway the girl called me and a colleague into the room and there was this guy trussed up like a chicken with a sack over his head. The guy I worked with gave him a few slaps which seemed to really go down well, so a couple of punches and kicks were given, now he was moaning like he was really enjoying it. We then went back downstairs and about 10 minutes later the guy comes down and you could see the bruising on his face , my colleague said is everything ok to which he replied "that was fucking amazing, the best ever" it turns out he had given the girl an extra £50.00 as he had enjoyed it so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all starts off with a few harmless balloons... and then before you know it the dog is joining in, your pleasuring yourself in an used toilet roll and have a bag over your head while getting beaten up and abused for 50 quid... Its a slippy slope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked to walk in the house and wake up the wife of a couple without her knowing beforehand. It’s not the strangest of requests but I could see things going wrong almost immediately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy ask loads of times if the wife would pee in his mouth

We had another who wanted us to use him like a foot stool and coffee table

Had someone wanting to clean the house (should of took that offer up lol)

We’ve also had a guy ask if his dog could join us

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"We had a guy ask loads of times if the wife would pee in his mouth

We had another who wanted us to use him like a foot stool and coffee table

Had someone wanting to clean the house (should of took that offer up lol)

We’ve also had a guy ask if his dog could join us "

Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wanted me to send a video of me licking out a yoghurt pot

I did it. Desperate times indeed

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"She wanted me to send a video of me licking out a yoghurt pot

I did it. Desperate times indeed "

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

This is funny

Trampling is not done without support (such as a cage or holding onto sturdy structure) unless in Belle de Jour which is a fantasy

Not being something we have seen done or are into how would we know that? All he asked was would she walk up and down his naked body with her in hold ups

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By *ebedy_XMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I was asked to go to a lady's house, spunk her knickers before she goes to work so she can wear my spunk all day."

Some guys have all the luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy wanted me to chew up bread and then spit it into an envelope & post it to him

OK this tops the lot!!

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By *ancave69Man
over a year ago

London

Send knickers this way

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

This is funny

Trampling is not done without support (such as a cage or holding onto sturdy structure) unless in Belle de Jour which is a fantasy

Not being something we have seen done or are into how would we know that? All he asked was would she walk up and down his naked body with her in hold ups"

Indeed! That was my point exactly in an earlier comment - by all means, your-kink-is-not-my-kink-but-it's-ok however absolutely ludicrous to spring fetishes on people apropos of nothing. I feel the same about "usual" requests, it's the same idiotic idea of barging in penis first (or fetish first, same difference)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.

Block and move on lol

It's an easy mistake to make and I think there are some guys who ask us this, just to shock us after we answer. Probably no intention of meeting or interest in the activity either.

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.

Block and move on lol

It's an easy mistake to make and I think there are some guys who ask us this, just to shock us after we answer. Probably no intention of meeting or interest in the activity either. "

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Got a request from a couple to meet them at a hotel, she would give me a pair of her panties and I was to go to the toilet and leave a load in the gusset. Bring them back and she would then go to the toilet and put them on.

Thought it was a very strange request.

But hey it was a quiet day and why not.

Got a message from them about a week later saying how she had enjoyed it and could they post a pair of panties to me to repeat the act.

They were very complimentary on how much they had enjoyed it.

Nothing is strange anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked by a bi guy would i meet wearing a nappy. He wanted to piss in it abd then me fuck him wearing it

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Got asked by a bi guy would i meet wearing a nappy. He wanted to piss in it abd then me fuck him wearing it

That is incredible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked by a guy if he could lead me around his garden naked like a dog and then wrap me up in cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked by a bi guy would i meet wearing a nappy. He wanted to piss in it abd then me fuck him wearing it

That is incredible! "

Some people's limits are further than pluto buddy

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Got asked by a bi guy would i meet wearing a nappy. He wanted to piss in it abd then me fuck him wearing it

That is incredible!

Some people's limits are further than pluto buddy

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"He wanted to get me pregnant."

I had this request once

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

My unusual one was to pop marbles in my ass and pop them into his mouth, while Tom Jones was playing in the background.

It`s not unusual.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

The one that turned me on was a guy wanted me to ride him really hard while I put the barrel of replica hand gun in his mouth.

It blew him away.

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"My unusual one was to pop marbles in my ass and pop them into his mouth, while Tom Jones was playing in the background.

It`s not unusual.

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By *lumber53Man
over a year ago

brean

Im plumber and in a house the lady asked if I could wank over a pic of her and her husband so she could put it where she could see it as she fucked her hubby

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Im plumber and in a house the lady asked if I could wank over a pic of her and her husband so she could put it where she could see it as she fucked her hubby"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked to have my ass signed and dated by a meet so he could take a photo of it. Xxxxxxx

Like that

Xxxx

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

After turning a guy down, I was then offered his son instead

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By *eanieggMan
over a year ago

UXBRIDGE

that guy is still there .. just up the hill from Bude .. and last year he had a lifesize carving of a horse .. it was very impressive too.. hes there every summer in the layby

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Where do I start ??

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"Where do I start ??"

We are all waiting. Do share please?

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By *picy2Couple
over a year ago

essex

"Got asked by a guy if he could lead me around his garden naked like a dog and then wrap me up in cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wrestle with a guy and if I won I got to take and keep his woman.. this is very simply put btw but it was weird

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"To wrestle with a guy and if I won I got to take and keep his woman.. this is very simply put btw but it was weird

"
that is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To wrestle with a guy and if I won I got to take and keep his woman.. this is very simply put btw but it was weird

Did you do it?

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By *eparrain1 OP Man
over a year ago

Stone

"To wrestle with a guy and if I won I got to take and keep his woman.. this is very simply put btw but it was weird

Did you do it?"

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Just had a new one. A guy asked L if I’d catfight another lady for and I quote “v good pay”

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