FabSwingers.com forum: status updates

By *iavolo rosso OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

think I may have seen it mentioned on here before but noticed more and more profiles with status updates on providing everyone with utterly pointless and uninteresting news about what people are doing or have done with their morning/evening etc......each to their own and all that but it just seems so incongruous with the this site.

Those of you who do.....genuinely...why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Home alone having some crazy fantasies about Roger Federer, yum yum!"

a) Because that's what I'm doing.

b) Because I have the ability to post whatever I damn-well like.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

fun.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because i can use the site as i please and if it annoys a single male all the better

xxxx

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By *iavolo rosso OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

fair enough both, still find it bemusing but there you go, different strokes and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our profile, can write what we want on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are having a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sat in garden keeping up to date with all the olympic action via the BBC website and video streams"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are having a cup of tea."

Oopps sorry meant to put that on our status!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clearly some people are far to serious... i had a rather nasty message around 20 mins ago regarding mine.

Thanks for that!!! :-\

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep we can put up what we want on our file its our file

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i put what i like on my profile

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"think I may have seen it mentioned on here before but noticed more and more profiles with status updates on providing everyone with utterly pointless and uninteresting news about what people are doing or have done with their morning/evening etc......each to their own and all that but it just seems so incongruous with the this site.

Those of you who do.....genuinely...why?"

What sort of status updates do you consider less incongruous? 'Sore fanny after all nighter with the football team'? 'Cock rock hard at thought of meet later'? Status updates are for people to post a little snippet and I'll quote the status update page:

'Current status is a fun way to keep your profile fresh and interesting and keep people up to date on what you're doing or looking for right this minute!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish i could copy and paste the message i received

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"clearly some people are far to serious... i had a rather nasty message around 20 mins ago regarding mine.

Thanks for that!!! :-\"

Well how very dare you have a fab night out with the girlies you tart.....where was my bloody invite?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The site provides the facility, it would be rude not to make use of it!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Wish i could copy and paste the message i received

Seriously though, copy and paste it to Admin if it was insulting to you

Hope the worms are enjoying the sailing - could be another olympic gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"clearly some people are far to serious... i had a rather nasty message around 20 mins ago regarding mine.

Thanks for that!!! :-\

Well how very dare you have a fab night out with the girlies you tart.....where was my bloody invite?????

Maybe next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish i could copy and paste the message i received

Seriously though, copy and paste it to Admin if it was insulting to you

Hope the worms are enjoying the sailing - could be another olympic gold

Good point thanks.... Haha oh yes going for gold for sure nah

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I put all sorts of bollox up on my status, jokes, if I'm going to be in a club, the fact that I've got a butternut squash and a parsnip for DP'ing and gonna make soup with them afterwards.....(tight northerner you see)

....often it makes my friends laugh or smile and if it does that, then I'm a happy bunny (that's an animal with floppy ears and a twitchy nose, not a rampant one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my status says I took it up the bum for britain

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain"

You lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put all sorts of bollox up on my status, jokes, if I'm going to be in a club, the fact that I've got a butternut squash and a parsnip for DP'ing and gonna make soup with them afterwards.....(tight northerner you see)

....often it makes my friends laugh or smile and if it does that, then I'm a happy bunny (that's an animal with floppy ears and a twitchy nose, not a rampant one)

Pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain"

Haha sure did

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain"

You are in so much trouble when I meet you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why?

because the vast majority of our lifes is being a normal couple with a family who have more important thing to do than shag other people everyday

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Those of you who do.....genuinely...why?

'Current status is a fun way to keep your profile fresh and interesting and keep people up to date on what you're doing or looking for right this minute!'"

nuff said, thanks Wyrd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain

You are in so much trouble when I meet you!

heheheheheheh made yas look xxxxx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain"

wishfull thinking?????

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I use mine to mostly amuse my friends on here! As they know my personality and know when I get pissed off with some pathetic messages I receive, I even had abuse from a 'female' (debatable) just the other night, if you don't like my status message, just don't bloody look.....easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my status and I will use it as I wish too, don't like it............don't look

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain

You are in so much trouble when I meet you!

heheheheheheh made yas look xxxxx"

Don't worry hun. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Mwahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain

You are in so much trouble when I meet you!

heheheheheheh made yas look xxxxx

Don't worry hun. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Mwahahaha."

frozenfannyjuice...my favorite xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain

You are in so much trouble when I meet you!

heheheheheheh made yas look xxxxx

Don't worry hun. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Mwahahaha.

frozenfannyjuice...my favorite xxxx"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my status and I will use it as I wish too, don't like it............don't look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because i can use the site as i please and if it annoys a single male all the better

xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to update the status it says :

"Current status is a fun way to keep your profile fresh and interesting and keep people up to date on what you're doing or looking for right this minute! If you haven't updated your status in 2 days, we blank it so that it doesn't go stale.

Some examples might be:

"is typing naked"

"just chilling and checking mails"

"going to chams on saturday"

"warmin up for a webcam session"

"taking the day off work for a sexathon"

"looking for a meet tonight in North London"

"cracking open a cool beer"

Please don't use current status for promoting websites, spamming (anything that's commercial), naming or shaming, badmouthing people... the usual stuff."

Which to us, sums it up....

We see peoples updates that are local to us, on our friends list or on our hotlist... so if friends are looking to meet, are in chat or whatever we can see that from our 'updates' page.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit I find updates mainly very amusing and I enjoy bantering with my friends with updates.

As others said if you don't like updates then don't read them

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By *inxi62Woman
over a year ago

northwest

[Removed by poster at 05/08/12 17:33:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go to update the status it says :

Some examples might be:

"is typing naked"

"just chilling and checking mails"

"going to chams on saturday"

"warmin up for a webcam session"

"taking the day off work for a sexathon"

"looking for a meet tonight in North London"

"cracking open a cool beer"

Please don't use current status for promoting websites, spamming (anything that's commercial), naming or shaming, badmouthing people... the usual stuff."

Which to us, sums it up....

We see peoples updates that are local to us, on our friends list or on our hotlist... so if friends are looking to meet, are in chat or whatever we can see that from our 'updates' page.

Steve"

mine says I fancy steves wife...but I make sure its only on when ur offline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a very sexy evening last night I am a little sore today !!!!

Thought the OP would like to know that LMAO !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" After a very sexy evening last night I am a little sore today !!!!

Thought the OP would like to know that LMAO !!

hehe

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By *inxi62Woman
over a year ago

northwest

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain"

did you get gold medal too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some pleased with the outcome of this post as it wad initially aimed at me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some pleased with the outcome of this post as it wad initially aimed at me ...

So*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some pleased with the outcome of this post as it wad initially aimed at me ...

"
**starts singing**

Your so vain, I bet you think this status is about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some pleased with the outcome of this post as it wad initially aimed at me ...

**starts singing**

Your so vain, I bet you think this status is about you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some pleased with the outcome of this post as it wad initially aimed at me ...

**starts singing**

Your so vain, I bet you think this status is about you

Thanks for putting that song in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like sharing what i am doing....people can choose to read...or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's my status and I can post whatever I choose provided it's within the site rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those of you who do.....genuinely...why?"

Why? Firstly, because we do not all do things everyday of the gravitas of pinpointing a new WormHole, or isolating the Hicks Bosen..

Secondly, because if what we put in our status brings a smile to someones face who was not lucky enough to have a great meet last night, is coping with shit situation at home and just needs a little release from it, or any one of an infinite number of reasons, none of which is concerned with writing something 'meaningful' or 'important' - just something which may give someone else a little lift, then we will up load what the fuck we like!

Who cares? It's just all part of lifes rich tapestry - why treat what others have to say as 'unimportant'? It may be important to them, or the effect may be of importance to someone else.

Lighten up FFS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my status says I took it up the bum for britain

did you get gold medal too lol

I came last...whatya think....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those of you who do.....genuinely...why?"
Wow your life must be pretty uneventful if you are so easily annoyed you feel the need to post about the quality other peoples status updates lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the feature is there for me to use?

Some people really have nothing better to do than to complain about other people's business when they should just mind their own!

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

it's the "you know who you are" messages that tickele me - if it is intended for an individual then why not just send them a message

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Those of you who do.....genuinely...why?"

just because you happen to be on a site that includes a sexual element, does it mean that you have to talk about sex 24/7........

nope....

I do it because I can, and because it provides a different side to me that people can have a gander at.....

you may see it as utterley pointless.. I see it as another way of communicating with people....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best status I have read lately on a friend of ours recently said "Some days its just not worth chewing through the straps!"

Post what you want I say, it's a 'personal statement'

Nothing more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the feature is there for me to use?

Some people really have nothing better to do than to complain about other people's business when they should just mind their own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's the "you know who you are" messages that tickele me - if it is intended for an individual then why not just send them a message

He did Haha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"clearly some people are far to serious... i had a rather nasty message around 20 mins ago regarding mine.

Thanks for that!!! :-\"

Wasn't me I am very partial to athletic worms. Especially my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"clearly some people are far to serious... i had a rather nasty message around 20 mins ago regarding mine.

Thanks for that!!! :-\

Wasn't me I am very partial to athletic worms. Especially my own

Pmsl glad to hear it Ryan

it wasn't that status anyways so your safe

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