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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Probably going to regret this but with end of lockdown fast approaching, got to get myself out there, start new friendships, as there are way to many men on here, got to stick my head out the trenches, and let the fun being, I will probably just get lots of abuse,

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Seven out of eleventy pineapples.

LvM

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Seven out of eleventy pineapples.

LvM"

Not sure on which chart that is, but it’s better than a laughing face ha ha so I’ll take it thanks

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Can you explain the rating system to us please?

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can you explain the rating system to us please? "

Hhha

Well from, meh,,,,,, to gimmi gimmi gimmi

Ha ha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Probably going to regret this but with end of lockdown fast approaching, got to get myself out there, start new friendships, as there are way to many men on here, got to stick my head out the trenches, and let the fun being, I will probably just get lots of abuse,"

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

10/10 for owning both a stratocaster and telecaster.

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By *ool8inMan
over a year ago

stockton

Impressive cock 9 out of 10

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Was hoping for the ladies only

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Seven out of eleventy pineapples.

LvM"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Can you explain the rating system to us please?

Hhha

Well from, meh,,,,,, to gimmi gimmi gimmi

Ha ha "

It's ,,,,,, from me

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By *aughty Nas xxxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it, deal me in

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By *ream of Sum Yung Gai2Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Feel free to pop my rating in my inbox, I'm curious to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was hoping for the ladies only "

New to this?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Was hoping for the ladies only

New to this?"

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Sod it, deal me in"

In what? You might be on the wrong thread

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

This is all going very wrong

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"This is all going very wrong"

Welcome to the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all going very wrong"

Don't be down about it.

I rate it a 5 if it helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod it, deal me in

In what? You might be on the wrong thread

Lol I don’t know about that one.

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"This is all going very wrong

Welcome to the forum

Well at least I got to see your fantastic ass

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"This is all going very wrong

Welcome to the forum

Well at least I got to see your fantastic ass "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me"

10/10 because you do laundry too

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Let's join in then, rate away,

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

3.3333 out of 5 dicks

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By *rash26775Man
over a year ago

all over

Curious to know how mine rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was hoping for the ladies only "

This is what happens when you post things on the forum, you don’t always get what you want.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me"

No idea mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me"

This. It reminds me of boys in school to be honest, very off putting but each to their own!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'll give you a serious answer.....it looks like a good cock, consistent girth, smooth 9/10.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll give it a 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you a serious answer.....it looks like a good cock, consistent girth, smooth 9/10."

I agree. It’s a fine fine looking piece of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Was hoping for the ladies only "

Are you new to Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was hoping for the ladies only

Are you new to Fab?"

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

New to this?"

An old hand like me should really have scrolled down to check that the same question hadn't been asked.

Particularly such a predictable one!

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

deal me in

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'll give you a serious answer.....it looks like a good cock, consistent girth, smooth 9/10."

Boom, there you go,, happy days

( I’ll transfer the money later wink wink )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regret No Regrets 10 out of 10

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'll give you a serious answer.....it looks like a good cock, consistent girth, smooth 9/10.

I agree. It’s a fine fine looking piece of meat

Thank you muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this was entertaining

From all the guys not reading the OP and saying "i'm in" to the OP asking men not to rate him.

Thanks for the giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this was entertaining

From all the guys not reading the OP and saying "i'm in" to the OP asking men not to rate him.

Thanks for the giggle"

Read it well just wanted to join in the wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this was entertaining

From all the guys not reading the OP and saying "i'm in" to the OP asking men not to rate him.

Thanks for the giggle"

Great thread only on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

10/10 because you do laundry too

Thank you. I’ll happily wash your clothes if you let me take them off you first.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'd say that your cock gets a good strong 16 points out of a whole plethora of very convoluted and unnecessary scoring system. (16 is a good score by the way).

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Does anyone want to rate mine?

I've no idea what to insure it for (a bit like antiques roadshow).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I. In

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Well this was entertaining

From all the guys not reading the OP and saying "i'm in" to the OP asking men not to rate him.

Thanks for the giggle"

What a carry on ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please feel free to rate mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to rate mine

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'll give you a serious answer.....it looks like a good cock, consistent girth, smooth 9/10.

I agree. It’s a fine fine looking piece of meat

Your very kind,

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in counselling,,

Gordon Bennett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks good,

Wouldn't say no

8/10

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I often get my dick ratings and reviews on dickadvisor

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

In .

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me"

Men are insecure about size and their performance in bed.

It is quite natural for men to be insecure. Only the top male in an animal group would mate with the pride females. all the rest of the males would be shunned to the side...

This happens in most social animal groups.

The invention of mechanical devices for women's pleasure has enhanced men's insecurities even more....

Generally women do really need men anymore.

But women still gain some pleasure from men so they keep them around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t mind hearing what people think about mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mine is in private where it belongs

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Men are insecure about size and their performance in bed.

It is quite natural for men to be insecure. Only the top male in an animal group would mate with the pride females. all the rest of the males would be shunned to the side...

This happens in most social animal groups.

The invention of mechanical devices for women's pleasure has enhanced men's insecurities even more....

Generally women do really need men anymore.

But women still gain some pleasure from men so they keep them around.

Oh bore off, it was Sunday, in lockdown, I put the post up as a giggle,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Men are insecure about size and their performance in bed.

It is quite natural for men to be insecure. Only the top male in an animal group would mate with the pride females. all the rest of the males would be shunned to the side...

This happens in most social animal groups.

The invention of mechanical devices for women's pleasure has enhanced men's insecurities even more....

Generally women do really need men anymore.

But women still gain some pleasure from men so they keep them around.

Oh bore off, it was Sunday, in lockdown, I put the post up as a giggle, "

Yikes! Some people take things to seriously. Nothing on this site should be taken too seriously, especially a game of look at my Willy hahaha!

7/10 btw x

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I shall guide you all to original OP

I don’t give a showers of shites about your cocks, it’s not about your cocks, keep your cocks to yourself , if you want your cock rated, start your own thread !!!

This is about my cock, my cock !! Yeah my poor lonely unappreciated, unloved and neglected cock, his sad eye drooping in sorrow. Oh how he longs to be embraced deep in the bosom of a cock hungry savage nymph, there a only there will I find sanctuary

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Men are insecure about size and their performance in bed.

It is quite natural for men to be insecure. Only the top male in an animal group would mate with the pride females. all the rest of the males would be shunned to the side...

This happens in most social animal groups.

The invention of mechanical devices for women's pleasure has enhanced men's insecurities even more....

Generally women do really need men anymore.

But women still gain some pleasure from men so they keep them around.

Oh bore off, it was Sunday, in lockdown, I put the post up as a giggle,

Yikes! Some people take things to seriously. Nothing on this site should be taken too seriously, especially a game of look at my Willy hahaha!

7/10 btw x"

Ha ha this was supposed to be a giggle, I don’t need my cock rated, he’s a solid 10/10 for me, never lets me down, even after everything I put him through

He’s one true solider of lust

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Men are insecure about size and their performance in bed.

It is quite natural for men to be insecure. Only the top male in an animal group would mate with the pride females. all the rest of the males would be shunned to the side...

This happens in most social animal groups.

The invention of mechanical devices for women's pleasure has enhanced men's insecurities even more....

Generally women do really need men anymore.

But women still gain some pleasure from men so they keep them around.

Oh bore off, it was Sunday, in lockdown, I put the post up as a giggle, "

I answered the gentleman's question honestly and fully.

It was unrelated to the original thread so did not detract from the 'fun'.

But thank you for your comment. It was insightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Men are insecure about size and their performance in bed.

It is quite natural for men to be insecure. Only the top male in an animal group would mate with the pride females. all the rest of the males would be shunned to the side...

This happens in most social animal groups.

The invention of mechanical devices for women's pleasure has enhanced men's insecurities even more....

Generally women do really need men anymore.

But women still gain some pleasure from men so they keep them around.

Oh bore off, it was Sunday, in lockdown, I put the post up as a giggle, "

“I’ll probably get loads of abuse”

*spits dummy out at first thing even resembling abuse*

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Men are insecure about size and their performance in bed.

It is quite natural for men to be insecure. Only the top male in an animal group would mate with the pride females. all the rest of the males would be shunned to the side...

This happens in most social animal groups.

The invention of mechanical devices for women's pleasure has enhanced men's insecurities even more....

Generally women do really need men anymore.

But women still gain some pleasure from men so they keep them around.

Oh bore off, it was Sunday, in lockdown, I put the post up as a giggle,

“I’ll probably get loads of abuse”

*spits dummy out at first thing even resembling abuse*"

Er read the whole thread, I’m joking all the way through it, ahhhh

My humour is wasted on this site

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

This. It reminds me of boys in school to be honest, very off putting but each to their own! "
I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can mine get a rating?

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By *1011Woman
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me"

Even if I offered to rate yours?

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Even if I offered to rate yours?

So how many melons do I get ha ha

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Even if I offered to rate yours?

Sorry pineapples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Men are insecure about size and their performance in bed.

It is quite natural for men to be insecure. Only the top male in an animal group would mate with the pride females. all the rest of the males would be shunned to the side...

This happens in most social animal groups.

The invention of mechanical devices for women's pleasure has enhanced men's insecurities even more....

Generally women do really need men anymore.

But women still gain some pleasure from men so they keep them around.

Oh bore off, it was Sunday, in lockdown, I put the post up as a giggle,

“I’ll probably get loads of abuse”

*spits dummy out at first thing even resembling abuse*

Er read the whole thread, I’m joking all the way through it, ahhhh

My humour is wasted on this site

I think your humour is wasted on anyone but you if I’m honest, but carry on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are men so obsessed with having their cocks rated? I see it on dating sites where women are basically advertising their OF pages and offering free cock rate of you sign up. Baffles me

Even if I offered to rate yours?

You can definitely rate mine, but primarily on its proficiency and then on aesthetics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best cock ever. Please put it into John's anus while singing Celine Dion !

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By *odieCI5 OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Best cock ever. Please put it into John's anus while singing Celine Dion ! "

Don’t do requests,, snd if I do, it’s abba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best cock ever. Please put it into John's anus while singing Celine Dion !

Don’t do requests,, snd if I do, it’s abba

It works for me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/10 really enjoyed it

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