FabSwingers.com forum: funniest sexual mis-hap

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

here goes..

20 years old, at her parents house... parents leave, still in that honey moon phase within 2 minutes of that door closing we were at it. it starts getting intense and a tad rough, doggy style, choking, hair pulled back.. i put a little too much force on a downward angle hitting her gspot... she squirts yet at the same time my knee snaps the slats of the bed, she had one of those super thin memory foam mattressess and as the slatts gave wave she loses balance and smashed head first into her bedroom wall.. straight through the plaster and knocks herself out. luckily she was fine other than a slight concussion... made for one hell of an awkward conversation though when i had to explain a broken bed and a large whole through the thin plaster wall.

whats yours funniest sexual mis-hap's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s funny? I’d be panicking if my partner smashed their head through a wall lost consciousness and got concussion.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh yeah i panicked like fuck at the time, luckily no injuries but with the awkwardness of it all to this day we remain friends and laugh about it, well that and the time she got a butt plug stuck up her ass and i ended up with her feet on my shoulders in birthing style position, telling her to calm down and push, trying to get the little fucker to pop out and avoid a trip to A&E only for it to pop out like a champagn cork and smack me on the chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having my IUD ripped out of me mid-fuck (more painful than funny at the time!

And videocalling my best mate from the bathroom like "what the fuck has just happened to me".

at least we can look back and laugh now! The screenshots are hilarious. Me just stood there with this little anchor

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

Eating out in the dark, whipped cream involved.. reached over to grab it off the bedside table, squirted it and carried on. Tasted funny but wasn't stopping.

Discovered the next day i grabbed the st tropez not the cream

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Not me but a mate of mine, was having a fling on the side and mid shag got off the bed, stood on his trousers with his fone in pocket and rang his mrs fone by standing on it. She picked up and heard it all. Not that funny really for her, but coukd only happen to that dope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh yeah i panicked like fuck at the time, luckily no injuries but with the awkwardness of it all to this day we remain friends and laugh about it, well that and the time she got a butt plug stuck up her ass and i ended up with her feet on my shoulders in birthing style position, telling her to calm down and push, trying to get the little fucker to pop out and avoid a trip to A&E only for it to pop out like a champagn cork and smack me on the chest

The butt plug story was funnier I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having my IUD ripped out of me mid-fuck (more painful than funny at the time!

And videocalling my best mate from the bathroom like "what the fuck has just happened to me".

at least we can look back and laugh now! The screenshots are hilarious. Me just stood there with this little anchor

Px"

What the actual...??!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"having my IUD ripped out of me mid-fuck (more painful than funny at the time!

And videocalling my best mate from the bathroom like "what the fuck has just happened to me".

at least we can look back and laugh now! The screenshots are hilarious. Me just stood there with this little anchor

Px"

You had what now?!

this can happen?!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I was in the round room at chams and kicked my partner in the head as I tried to change positions. Got the giggles and had to leave so as not to spoil the moment for the others in the room.

A different time in the same room with a different partner he gallantly came to my rescue as a rather persistent man kept trying to play with me after I said no. He pushed him out but in the process stood on a used condom (people are mongers).

Same guy asfirst story. Went to the pub for a few drinks, more than a few. Got the munchies so got some kettle chips and pork scratchings down me. Back at mine he gets a bit enthusiastic and pushes my head down on his cock (it's OK, I like it) only for me to vomit kettle chips and pork scratchings all down me

. Ever the hostess I made sure bij e got on him and scurried away to the shower, telling him to stay where he was. He did and after I freshened up we carried on where we left lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having my IUD ripped out of me mid-fuck (more painful than funny at the time!

And videocalling my best mate from the bathroom like "what the fuck has just happened to me".

at least we can look back and laugh now! The screenshots are hilarious. Me just stood there with this little anchor

Px"

Ouch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if it counts as a mis hap, but one of my first sexual experiences with another guy so I was nervous as fuck as it was, we were both naked in the his living room when two girls from his uni house come in the front door while I'm sucking his dick

we are all horrified and run up stairs to finish it off! Had to walk through the living room again on my way out, the two girls just apologised and said they hope we had fun haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my foreskin caught in the zipper when hurriedly pulling my jeans up when my GFs parents walked in...blood everywhere

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

Once with a then gf playing with food and 2 grapes went missing.

Popped out the next day apparently

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Was having a 3 way with 2 bi guys, they were fucking in the living room and I'd nipped to bathroom to sort my plug out .. heard keys in front door, mum had come to visit unannounced

Ran out of bathroom and down the stairs to intercept her from finding my man getting slammed by a BBC but as I got 3 steps from the bottom the plug over took me

She looked at the plug then me and then the living room door where the noise was coming from .. she backed off and left and it has never been spoken of since

#Mortified

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Dislocated my hip being 'energetic'... was a bit awkward explaining to the hospital

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By *HR-LADMan
over a year ago

heathrow

At some gang bang with like 4 guys and this fellas wife we all been fucking her on the floor in the front room, she’s bending over on her knees sucking my dick and her dog (a big boxer) walks up behind her and starts licking her pussy, she starts moaning thinking it was one of the boys, me n my pal swiftly left

good old wales

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

Eating my partners pussy at the time feet sticking out the bed theres a candle on the floor which catches the quilt cover on fire and melts around one of my feet took two weeks of pulling the burnt quilt of my foot it had welded to my foot

her pussy was delicious though pain was worth it

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