FabSwingers.com forum: Club Etiquette

By *entCouple12 OP Couple
over a year ago

south kent

With clubs opening hopefully in the bit too distant future, hit us with tips for best club etiquette! We’ve never been before so would love to feel prepared for when the time comes.

Mrs x

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"With clubs opening hopefully in the bit too distant future, hit us with tips for best club etiquette! We’ve never been before so would love to feel prepared for when the time comes.

Mrs x

When passing single males it’s compulsory for the Mrs to run her finger nails up the underside of their shafts as she licks her lips......it’s law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with no expectations, chill and generally be polite, you don’t have to play with anyone if you don’t want to . First time to a club can be a bit nerve racking . All the best if you do go to one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go with no expectations, chill and generally be polite, you don’t have to play with anyone if you don’t want to . First time to a club can be a bit nerve racking . All the best if you do go to one "

Absolutely this,on our first club visit we was like rabbits caught in the headlights.

Just go and relax, chat to people in the bar area and just get the general feel of the place.

If you get to play then great, if not then hopefully you'd have met some lovely like minded people and enjoyed a nice evening out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be friendly, polite, make eye contact rather than staring at my breasts when talking to me.

Be showered and nice smelling, clean teeth ... many years ago a guy kept following me at Chams and he hadn't done this

Don't touch without asking.

Be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enjoy it!

just go with no expectations, try and relax, get chatting, have a look around.. whatever you're comfortable with

Honestly clubs are my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take some friends with you , and make sure you and the lady get on well

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Go with no expectations, basic manners and don’t get too d*unk.

First time is always nerve wracking. Treat it as a social event and if anything else happens it’s a bonus.

Be prepared to see things that may or may not shock you. It’s never how you think it’s going to be.

Personally I always take a good few outfit changes (dress down) and a wash bag with essentials to freshen up.

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By *unkhouser72Man
over a year ago

Gtr Manchester

Maybe go in the daytime when its quiet and not as daunting, there's plenty of daytime events, check the club lisings on here and ask to put your name down.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

La La Land

I went to Eurekas (in kent OP) for my first club adventure. A lone male, to see what it was like. Glorious sunny day relaxing (read getting sunburnt) day, dipping in and out of the pool. Kept myself to myself pretty much because of nerves. When i was packing up to go, got chatting to a couple who convinced me to experience the evening atmosphere and absolutely different atmosphere to the day.

Would recommend researching what is on at the club you are going too when you are going but on a sunny day, eurekas takes some beating.

As said above, go without expectations to play with others. Be polite and friendly.

Good luck

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Go with no expectations, basic manners and don’t get too d*unk.

First time is always nerve wracking. Treat it as a social event and if anything else happens it’s a bonus.

All fantastic advice.

Be prepared to see things that may or may not shock you. It’s never how you think it’s going to be.

Personally I always take a good few outfit changes (dress down) and a wash bag with essentials to freshen up.

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