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Dirtyest thing you have done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the dirtiest thing you have ever done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a stint as a miner, that was quite filthy

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Cleaned out a fireplace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

take it you have done nothing dirty u know what I mean lol come on there must be something in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a section on the left called stories and fantasies. try there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some dirty secrets are best kept to yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yer but better shared lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer but better shared lol"

Nah! Best left to the imagination

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yer but have nothing to go on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer but have nothing to go on lol"

What no imagination

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yer but the people objects or things help to imagin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer but have nothing to go on lol

What no imagination "

Or even worse no memories...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full service on a coal fired aga top to bottom is a pretty mucky job

I used to do those

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out into the garden yesterday, I slowly levered open the tight shed door. It was so hard to get it to move but finally with a final push of exertion and a gutteral grunt it gave way. From there I grabbed the smooth hard shaft of my fork. Now I was ready to tackle that soft moist virgin soil. I plunged my fork in, gripping the shaft firmly. The soil becomes loser as my fork drives deeper and deeper in. The juices start to run and cover me.

hows that for dirty and descriptive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the dirtiest thing you have ever done x"

Used a banana out of a fruitbowl and then it was put back after.

To which i had no knowledge of...........honest

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


" take it you have done nothing dirty u know what I mean lol come on there must be something in the bedroom"

Oh, in the bedroom! Well, I decided to buy and try some sweeps brishes! Thought the bedroom fireplace was best to try, but covered the room in soot! We laught about it now, though...

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry

The other day I found it very hard, so I rubbered up and found myself oozing in no time, I got into a rhythm and taking deeper breaths really began to give it some. My arms began to tire and my hands were gripping on as I squirted more and more.. But still the grease wouldn't come off the barbecue, dammit!

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By *rryTMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Had a blow job from an ex girlfriend whilst my mate watched us and openly wanked, cumming on the floor next to where she was kneeling

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

i was sucked off in the cinema once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was sucked off in the cinema once"

That is normal

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes


"i was sucked off in the cinema once

That is normal "

wasn't for me at the time, and not when there were plent of people in their either lol. she seemed to like me returning the favour with my fingers too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was sucked off in the cinema once

That is normal

wasn't for me at the time, and not when there were plent of people in their either lol. she seemed to like me returning the favour with my fingers too lol"

See.

I couldnt do that, no one would hear the bloody film....lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cleaned pontins chalets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a Pontins chalet really filthy once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a good subject,but spoiled by so many smart arse answers as usual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know can't answer the question how it's ment have to be immature lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Look at the same question in the Lounge, few more sensible answers there ase well as some total bollox....but to be fair, you'll always get piss take answers on here

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By *oonytoonMan
over a year ago

derby


"I went out into the garden yesterday, I slowly levered open the tight shed door. It was so hard to get it to move but finally with a final push of exertion and a gutteral grunt it gave way. From there I grabbed the smooth hard shaft of my fork. Now I was ready to tackle that soft moist virgin soil. I plunged my fork in, gripping the shaft firmly. The soil becomes loser as my fork drives deeper and deeper in. The juices start to run and cover me.

hows that for dirty and descriptive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pissed on someone but it was a bit shit

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"I know can't answer the question how it's ment have to be immature lol"

you ask a question yet dont share anything you have done, and you expect others to share?

sow seeds and you will reap the harvest.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I know can't answer the question how it's ment have to be immature lol"

As.someone else mentioned the best place for this is.probably stories and fantasies - you'll get more serious answers.

You could possibly have worked this out from your first version of this in the lounge. The one that made it clear.that you don't really want to share, that you're not bringing any stories, that you're not interested what men say, that you're only looking for women to shoe themselves as game then you'll hit on them without even doing by private message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite a good subject,but spoiled by so many smart arse answers as usual.

"

This is the lounge guys - the place where you can talk about anything - news, current affairs, the Olympics, 50 sodding shades..........whatever takes your fancy!

It's also the place where people will post humorous responses - often to cheer up and amuse fellow fabsters!

If the question regards swinging - there's the swingers forum. If the question is geared towards stories and fantasies - there's also the stories and fantasies forum!

You may not always get the responses you're looking for if the question is potentially better suited to one of the other forums - but just because someone posts something other than what you want - it doesn't make immature.

Oh - and in answer to your original question - I went to a festival with 2 girls I used to know - and in the middle of a crowd of thousands stood in the mud and rain whilst they both knelt and gave me a BJ - then fucked each, one after the other from behind whilst the girls snogged the pants off eachother!!

I was 19 at the time and luckily back then most people didn't own mobiles with cameras - so as far as I know the evidence isn't floating around the net - but the combination of getting cheered on and the jealous glances from some of the surrounding guys (and girls!) was epic!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Quite a good subject,but spoiled by so many smart arse answers as usual.

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oh i dont know..

some are rather good..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I know can't answer the question how it's ment have to be immature lol"

perhaps if you had just stated the obvious, that you needed a wank perhaps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was sucked off in the cinema once

That is normal "

I got fucked in a cinema not long ago...I paid to see the Green Hornet!

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry


"I know can't answer the question how it's ment have to be immature lol

perhaps if you had just stated the obvious, that you needed a wank perhaps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a festival once.

That was pretty dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a festival once.

That was pretty dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a festival once.

That was pretty dirty."

Wasn't in 1995 was it? We're you watching???

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