FabSwingers.com forum: What can you say at a family dinner as well as during sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We'll start with.....Don't talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the sauce...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg or Breast?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fancy a chocolate pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve finished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does this taste salty?

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Im stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy some meat and two veg

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Anyone for seconds ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'll start with.....Don't talk with your mouth full"

Believe me, it's not full....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you like cream or ice cream?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I do love Pork in Cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do love Pork in Cider

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Can I have some more please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have some more please

You certainly can x

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By *urpeesandwineCouple
over a year ago

Hove

I do love a spit roast

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I do love a spit roast "

Dam opened this all ready to type that and its already taken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, this is lovely and moist.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Do you want something to mop up the juices?

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Cream pies all round then?

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Could you pass me the butter?

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Oops, sorry I slipped, did I give you too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that all I get ?

Bit too salty!

Anyone else want a bite?

Its dripping down my chin

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Who put those pigs in blankets there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumbo sausage please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you like the cream?

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

What's for afters?

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Did you have to invite your parents? ... it kinda ruins it

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

“Are you into anal?”

Am I doing this right?

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By *randmrsc30Couple
over a year ago

East Riding

Do you want stuffing?

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By *irtyfuxCouple
over a year ago

Fine

Oh it's lovely and moist

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fancy another portion?

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

playa del ingles

think i've pulled a cracker

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Take your elbows off the table!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Think you should have washed that before you put it in your mouth.

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

playa del ingles

sharings caring

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"is it always this salty?"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

How come this table is set for six

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By *lint in the eye!Man
over a year ago

Lily Pad, Pond Lane

"Can I have some more please

I really should join these threads earlier

Undoubtedly , Can please I have some more.

This tastes so good.

This is very hard.

Gosh that looks really good / tasty

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Better out than in

Parp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh that tastes nice

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By *uck-Fuddy XxXMan
over a year ago

chester'ish

This is amazing as always mum....

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

NaN you like stuffing

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Hyderabad India

Is it juicy enough ?

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By *oldenskyWoman
over a year ago

london

Mum wipe the corner of your mouth

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By *uck-Fuddy XxXMan
over a year ago

chester'ish

Oh ffs I've got spotted dick again......

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Can I have a large portion please

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By *obawfettMan
over a year ago

South Wexford

No double dipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was lovely thank you.

That looks nice.

You sharing?

I hope you saved me some.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

That gravy's a little thick for my liking

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

Do u need help stuffing your bird?

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

You cant beat a gamey bird...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

This tastes fishy

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Pass the turkey baster!

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

Which one of you's is the cuck?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Fill me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm very yummy

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

This is good. Mmm I want more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that all I get ?

Bit too salty!

Anyone else want a bite?

Its dripping down my chin"

You had me at the chin dripping lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Anyone for stuffing.....

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Whose turn is it to clear up the mess then?

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

No more thanks, I’m stuffed

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By *r happyMan
over a year ago

coleshill

Stop messing around and just swallow it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's lovely, but it's got a soggy bottom.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Anyone for a game of hide the sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats to dry for me....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

It's a bit pink on the inside

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley

Is there afters

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

Can I have the breast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my meat on the bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s more where that came from

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

looked bigger in the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice dumplings

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Use your tongue and lick it clean

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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport

That's the best stuffing I've had in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm greedy n thirsty I need to eat

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By *r happyMan
over a year ago

coleshill

If you don't like it spit it in a napkin

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham (ish)

Mmmmm, tastes delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your not going finish that can I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think this fish off is off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arr the beauty of boneless meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C wants stuffing

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By *entleman of GirthMan
over a year ago

Forest Row

This bird is well stuffed and very moist, could I have a little more gravy all over the breasts please?

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By *irtySekretsCouple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

Do you want Cream?

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Make sure you eat it all up

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

This smells a bit fishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its bloody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that Grandma, you want Grandad to put his sausage in your muffin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another sausage, darling?"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Can you pass the salt

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By *fdjngCouple
over a year ago

Morpeth

Would you like stuffing

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Lovely baps

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Is anyone going to eat that

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘Go on, try and fit two in your mouth’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got room for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some extra meat

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Pour some gravy on it

I've got a hair in my mouth

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

How much ?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that all your serving

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I feel really stuffed now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve invited the neighbours to join us. Hope that’s ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend and her husband are coming first then I’ve asked some of the guys from work if they’d like some after.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cock au vin anyone......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some absolute crackers so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop playing with it and pop it in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to ice my buns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to lick up the last few drops of cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to lick mine?

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Its dribbling down your chin ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bum will be sore in the morning

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Gargle and spit....the wine tasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why u wasting that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you pot the pink before the brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know you don’t like it if you haven’t tried it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"looked bigger in the picture"

That’s the winner for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you spray some cream in my bun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just spray it in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you finished already

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

My wife always uses the Hostess Trolley to ensure a good spread

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Are you going to eat that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't the juices supposed to run clear

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By *outhEastPaulMan
over a year ago

Thames Ditton surrey

What a great thread some great comments which really made me smile / such a change - Thanks

“ Room for two more “ I know not that good !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely bit of meat.

I'll have what you can't manage.

Let that go down before you have any more.

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Well! That was absolutely amazing! I couldn’t manage any more......oh....go on then. Just a bit more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I took all that in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you putting it all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's have it at the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do it like your Mum did it last week?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Anyone for seconds.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should invite the neighbours round next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always room for one more sausage.

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By *lirty and funMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Don't spit it out!

Whose for seconds?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

what a lovely spread...

dont spill it on the tablecloth..

no more for you, you've had enough...

seconds please

can i have some more of that?

sit still on your chair...

dont poke at it like that...

go on, just try it....

youve got to learn some manners...

youve got some on your shirt...

that's my favourite!....

we will have to get together more often..

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What do you mean more I'm full.....

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

I adore cumin!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Swallow it down like a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry. It smells funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should wash it and toss your salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here. I’ll show you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up and swallow it.

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By *iobhan123Woman
over a year ago

Deal

You aren't leaving till it's all gone

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

That's risen nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes bigger than your tummy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat it properly.

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

SW18 London

Oh look you've spilt it all down your top, don’t dribble at the table

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

SW18 London

Your not leaving here until you’ve gobbled it all up

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is it in yet ?

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

SW18 London

If you shake that it will spray everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we leave the lights on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a sausage?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Can I get down please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Make sure you chew everything thirty-three times!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

She always enjoys a good spit roast

Anyone for cheese afterwards

Great nosh as usual

Fingerlicking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont swallow all of that

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By *iamb2020Man
over a year ago

stratford upon avon

It’s good but I prefer your mum’s

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What's that stuck between your teeth?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Mmmmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s pea

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

I love the way your beef taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that was shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well you've all come up with some great comments & certainly provided us with some giggles. Thanks everyone!!! X

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I'll just finish off, then have a chat with your Dad.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Same time next week, but we'll have Dave and Sue round too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, a lovely spread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry love I'm vegan

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Anyone for more sausage?

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By *ountry PeaksCouple
over a year ago

In The Surrey Hills

Do you mind if I double dip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to eat that?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Careful you don't ch0ke on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s do this every Sunday

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