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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This'll be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also depends what’s attached to it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is an awesome cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

“” Wife says it’s lovely, would love to suck you””

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is an awesome cock"

Thank you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m much more interested in what’s attached to a man’s penis, or not in some cases

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also depends what’s attached to it ? "

Could not agree more

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I'm the wife, and yes you have a cock

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"I’m much more interested in what’s attached to a man’s penis, or not in some cases"
It's that sort of comment the get me all going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the wife, and yes you have a cock "

Do you like my cock?

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By *onochrome2Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Congratulations, you have a cock.

Nothing out of the ordinary... fab place is riddled with dick pics

Dee (The wife)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the wife, and yes you have a cock "

Did you mean ‘have’ or ‘are’ ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the wife, and yes you have a cock

Did you mean ‘have’ or ‘are’ ? Lol"

Bite 1! Ouch. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do love the jealous comments. For every one I get I seen to get 2/3 private messages telling me how jealous some people can be and how they’d dearly love to be in my position

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

If you insist.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

She said its a dick and went back to animal crossing.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I do love the jealous comments. For every one I get I seen to get 2/3 private messages telling me how jealous some people can be and how they’d dearly love to be in my position "

I guess that can be true for those who value themselves based on a single attribute.

Personally I’m more jealous of the average sized penis guys Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, as I could do a lot more good in the world with their wealth than I can my own.

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater


"I do love the jealous comments. For every one I get I seen to get 2/3 private messages telling me how jealous some people can be and how they’d dearly love to be in my position "
don’t no wot you are reading as haven’t seen one jealous comment yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do love the jealous comments. For every one I get I seen to get 2/3 private messages telling me how jealous some people can be and how they’d dearly love to be in my position don’t no wot you are reading as haven’t seen one jealous comment yet "

Ah previous threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arrogance is the type of thing that would turn me off. It’s easy to get a big cock but I have a big dick behind it isn’t that exciting

And also it’s relatively thin

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

As soon as I saw the headline I thought it’d be you carrick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As soon as I saw the headline I thought it’d be you carrick! "

Haha good day sir

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Come back when it's grown to Harold's size

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come back when it's grown to Harold's size "

He’s a big boy isn’t he.

Sometimes that size can’t get hard though from what I have seen

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Come back when it's grown to Harold's size

He’s a big boy isn’t he.

Sometimes that size can’t get hard though from what I have seen "

He's a very big boy...now his us what you call impressive

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By *edlipsCouple
over a year ago

Crewkerne


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

I'm the fem and yep i can see a cock..can also see one on my partner only difference is the person attached to his isn't up himself and looking for cock praise

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

She said mine is bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a good cock my friend, bigger than mine and bigger than average.

Thankfully there’s enough pussy to go around so even us average fellas can get plenty and have our medium sized cocks regularly sucked, but it would be nice to have a bigger cock I do agree!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"She said mine is bigger "

Agreed

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m much more interested in what’s attached to a man’s penis, or not in some cases"

A pair of balls....??

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"She said mine is bigger

Agreed "

See. She's seen it ^^

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

There’s lots of cocks on Fab.

I’m afraid your cock isn’t that impressive.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy..

There’s lots of cocks on Fab.

I’m afraid your cock isn’t that impressive.

Good luck. "

You just don’t like me haha

You’ve always followed me around

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"I'm the wife, and yes you have a cock

Did you mean ‘have’ or ‘are’ ? Lol"

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

What a dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She said mine is bigger

Agreed

See. She's seen it ^^"

I rejected her 6 months back so she’s been a little sour since then

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy..

There’s lots of cocks on Fab.

I’m afraid your cock isn’t that impressive.

Good luck.

You just don’t like me haha

You’ve always followed me around "

You wish LOL.....

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"She said mine is bigger

Agreed

See. She's seen it ^^

I rejected her 6 months back so she’s been a little sour since then "

Sparkle doesn't get rejected by people. Sparkle is the one who rejects people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems lovely. Just wasn’t my type after exchanging face pictures.

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By *atonMan
over a year ago

barnet

Thats not a cock this is a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats not a cock this is a cock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats not a cock this is a cock"

Haha you’ve done well sir

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"She said mine is bigger

Agreed

See. She's seen it ^^

I rejected her 6 months back so she’s been a little sour since then

Sparkle doesn't get rejected by people. Sparkle is the one who rejects people "

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm the wife, and yes you have a cock "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"She said mine is bigger

Agreed

See. She's seen it ^^

I rejected her 6 months back so she’s been a little sour since then

Sparkle doesn't get rejected by people. Sparkle is the one who rejects people "

Pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

Mine said

" What a bellend ! "".............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy..

Mine said

" What a bellend ! ""............. "

She didn’t though did she.

You’ve said that to be funny

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Your threads always make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many wives love mine because it hits the spot with the shape I have.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

Where is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy..

Where is it? "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow incredible op, it is like a penis of the gods, it should be framed and displayed to the masses so nobody a has to be deprived of such amazingnes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics of your cock to see, another one thats all talk

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Wow incredible op, it is like a penis of the gods, it should be framed and displayed to the masses so nobody a has to be deprived of such amazingnes"

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Thats not a cock this is a cock"

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"She said mine is bigger

Agreed

See. She's seen it ^^

I rejected her 6 months back so she’s been a little sour since then

Sparkle doesn't get rejected by people. Sparkle is the one who rejects people

Pmsl...."

That actually made me laugh haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been a fun few days x

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Would do but ain’t got a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't got a wife, but my mom seen it, she said my dad had that at birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is there to see on my profile . Have a look and let me know your thoughts xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who crumbles inside?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I do love the jealous comments. For every one I get I seen to get 2/3 private messages telling me how jealous some people can be and how they’d dearly love to be in my position "

I get that too with some of my pics too.

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

Wilma said ... 'now that's a proper cock'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do love the jealous comments. For every one I get I seen to get 2/3 private messages telling me how jealous some people can be and how they’d dearly love to be in my position

I get that too with some of my pics too."

I understand. Your pictures are extremely hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its lovely xx"

Thank you Very kind x

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

Curious to know how big it actually is , as some camera angle can make it look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious to know how big it actually is , as some camera angle can make it look bigger"

Indeed and going by his bollocks for scale it’s appears to be a normal sized cock so maybe mr carrick needs a sky remote for true scale!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don’t know how many more articles are needed.

Be happy to pull the old tape measure out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*angles

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater


"I don’t know how many more articles are needed.

Be happy to pull the old tape measure out "
go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know how many more articles are needed.

Be happy to pull the old tape measure out "

You have nothing to prove to anyone RC as you are obviously very proud of your chap but as many posters have pointed out good camera work can give a false impression of size so for context you maybe need a point of reference.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr angles is back, hello Sir

Go check out lt9090 for a proper cock

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By *ourplusCouple
over a year ago

Near Irvine

My wife was very impressed and said she didn’t realise they came in such big sizes, she also said I told her mine is a big one, she know thinks I’ve been fibbing, me never.

Love to see it next to a tape measure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wilma said ... 'now that's a proper cock'....."

Well Wilma is in shape isn’t she...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know how many more articles are needed.

Be happy to pull the old tape measure out

You have nothing to prove to anyone RC as you are obviously very proud of your chap but as many posters have pointed out good camera work can give a false impression of size so for context you maybe need a point of reference.

T"

It’s clearly huge. Dunno how it’s up for debate. Verifications also say so and these are from a good hour long sessions.

Hand / Lamp / Leg. All there.

I have videos and like to show off so more than happy to “prove” that little bit more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr angles is back, hello Sir

Go check out lt9090 for a proper cock "

“Angles” is plural. So there’s many angles for you.

Also - just to hammer hone the point the woman who is regularly top of the hotlist - I’m on webcam with her regularly.

Won - Der - Ful.

Enjoy your day my man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is an awesome cock"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got mine next to a tape measure in my photos. It’s like my guarantee for size Queens.

I hope to be someone nice to look at and be with on my meets.

My cock is just the cherry on a gentleman cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got mine next to a tape measure in my photos. It’s like my guarantee for size Queens.

I hope to be someone nice to look at and be with on my meets.

My cock is just the cherry on a gentleman cake."

Haha I love those posts - they’re superb

1. You’ve not got it straight so it’s adding length

2. You’ve started it at 1 inch as opposed to 0

3. You’ve pushed it in really far so it starts before your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She quite likes it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She quite likes it

"

My my.. she’s full frontal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with a cock how's that possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got mine next to a tape measure in my photos. It’s like my guarantee for size Queens.

I hope to be someone nice to look at and be with on my meets.

My cock is just the cherry on a gentleman cake.

Haha I love those posts - they’re superb

1. You’ve not got it straight so it’s adding length

2. You’ve started it at 1 inch as opposed to 0

3. You’ve pushed it in really far so it starts before your cock

"

Aww, you’ve itemised your critique.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t start at 1 inch.

That has cracked me up-bless ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is they say?, all publicity is good publicity, food for thought

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Don't understand this. He has no pics on his profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't understand this. He has no pics on his profile. "

Thinking same thing....

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Don't understand this. He has no pics on his profile. "

Apparently he only has them up when he is online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

With pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy..

With pleasure "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good fun this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha

T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think people are forgetting that for every forum member who doesn’t enjoy me.

I get a lot of messages privately. This works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can’t see it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think people are forgetting that for every forum member who doesn’t enjoy me.

I get a lot of messages privately. This works. "

I actually enjoy your posts carrick. It’s clear you take things as a pinch of salt and your threads sure create some humour in division . sometimes it’s a pleasant respite from all the serious doom and gloom

Importantly what is your member called ? Does it have a name. I did a post a thread yesterday about your cocks potential name but admin removed it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think people are forgetting that for every forum member who doesn’t enjoy me.

I get a lot of messages privately. This works.

I actually enjoy your posts carrick. It’s clear you take things as a pinch of salt and your threads sure create some humour in division . sometimes it’s a pleasant respite from all the serious doom and gloom

Importantly what is your member called ? Does it have a name. I did a post a thread yesterday about your cocks potential name but admin removed it . "

Haha I did read that. It was funny. Definitely take no offence to any words posted on a forum - at all. I didn’t post as people were having fun without me. Why ruin that with my presence.

I’ve never named anything that isn’t alive. Not one for naming cars, penises..

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

The phrase self praise is no recommendation comes to mind

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By *na_Luv_4PlayCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

She said oh wow!! bet he would be busy at a club, Fill ya wellies mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She said oh wow!! bet he would be busy at a club, Fill ya wellies mate "

Thanks mate.

“Wow” Is probably my favourite word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The phrase self praise is no recommendation comes to mind"

Plenty of praise floating around from others my friend

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Lol this is the first actual trolling post I’ve seen on here. Feels like I’ve stumbled on Reddit.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"I do love the jealous comments. For every one I get I seen to get 2/3 private messages telling me how jealous some people can be and how they’d dearly love to be in my position don’t no wot you are reading as haven’t seen one jealous comment yet

Ah previous threads "

Bit full of yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol this is the first actual trolling post I’ve seen on here. Feels like I’ve stumbled on Reddit. "

No trolling at all. Quite the opposite.

Been receiving some excellent messages from married woman, which is great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol this is the first actual trolling post I’ve seen on here. Feels like I’ve stumbled on Reddit. "

Just perved your profile..

It’s superb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to show my cock their wife instead?!

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley


"Lol this is the first actual trolling post I’ve seen on here. Feels like I’ve stumbled on Reddit.

No trolling at all. Quite the opposite.

Been receiving some excellent messages from married woman, which is great."

Oh no doubt but the way you’ve been responding with the arrogant (but funny to read for sure) comments ... we sort of assumed you were messing with people. Not doubting the size - the quality of the use of size is debatable of course - but it’s been a funny read is all. Hence assuming you were winding the place up lol

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley


"Lol this is the first actual trolling post I’ve seen on here. Feels like I’ve stumbled on Reddit.

Just perved your profile..

It’s superb. "

Hah thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol this is the first actual trolling post I’ve seen on here. Feels like I’ve stumbled on Reddit.

Just perved your profile..

It’s superb.

Hah thanks "

Ah it’s all good fun isn’t it.

But yeh superb profile. Has the right amount of playfulness, naughtiness, personality and filth.

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By *otchoc69Man
over a year ago

london


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."
oh yes I would love to see my girlfriend take that cock in front of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.. oh yes I would love to see my girlfriend take that cock in front of me"

Thank you my friend

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By *otchoc69Man
over a year ago

london


"Thats not a cock this is a cock"
wow it sure is

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By *eventysixCouple
over a year ago

glossop

Think you might need to widen the door frames in your house to fit the ego through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think you might need to widen the door frames in your house to fit the ego through "

Done.

Cost loads of cash - lucky I’m loaded x

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Think you might need to widen the door frames in your house to fit the ego through

Done.

Cost loads of cash - lucky I’m loaded x"

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By *horstenMan
over a year ago

Somerset

If curios, send a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s one of those nights. I’m in the mood to see some big cocks. Don’t be shy boys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think people are forgetting that for every forum member who doesn’t enjoy me.

I get a lot of messages privately. This works.

I actually enjoy your posts carrick. It’s clear you take things as a pinch of salt and your threads sure create some humour in division . sometimes it’s a pleasant respite from all the serious doom and gloom

Importantly what is your member called ? Does it have a name. I did a post a thread yesterday about your cocks potential name but admin removed it . "

Yep. I have to agree. Still have yet to see this famous cock though

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

nothing but disappointing when a great looking guy acts like a bimbo in bed

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

What a dickhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a dickhead"

Hahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The anger, the seethe.

It’s all good fun folks. Don’t be sad and bitter

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"The anger, the seethe.

It’s all good fun folks. Don’t be sad and bitter "

There is only one person who comes out of these threads looking sad but if it makes you happy then follow your own path

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

PMSL, what an egotistical prick, the only reason I'd crumble is with laughter lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The anger, the seethe.

It’s all good fun folks. Don’t be sad and bitter

There is only one person who comes out of these threads looking sad but if it makes you happy then follow your own path "

You know my private messages say very different

The posters stick up for the posters. Pack mentality.

The hot ones message me. An inconvenient truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy..

PMSL, what an egotistical prick, the only reason I'd crumble is with laughter lol"

Ah you seem nice

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"The anger, the seethe.

It’s all good fun folks. Don’t be sad and bitter

There is only one person who comes out of these threads looking sad but if it makes you happy then follow your own path

You know my private messages say very different

The posters stick up for the posters. Pack mentality.

The hot ones message me. An inconvenient truth. "

Your private messages and the hotness of those who send them have very little bearing on the persona you choose to portray on the fora. If it works for you and it makes you happy then that is all that matters.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"The anger, the seethe.

It’s all good fun folks. Don’t be sad and bitter

There is only one person who comes out of these threads looking sad but if it makes you happy then follow your own path

You know my private messages say very different

The posters stick up for the posters. Pack mentality.

The hot ones message me. An inconvenient truth.

Your private messages and the hotness of those who send them have very little bearing on the persona you choose to portray on the fora. If it works for you and it makes you happy then that is all that matters. "

Also Op beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well aware my man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The anger, the seethe.

It’s all good fun folks. Don’t be sad and bitter

There is only one person who comes out of these threads looking sad but if it makes you happy then follow your own path

You know my private messages say very different

The posters stick up for the posters. Pack mentality.

The hot ones message me. An inconvenient truth.

Your private messages and the hotness of those who send them have very little bearing on the persona you choose to portray on the fora. If it works for you and it makes you happy then that is all that matters. "

I’d probably second this concept. If you choose to show a personality, and that gets attention, then fair enough. Clearly you enjoy it, and you need that, so crack on. But you can’t say others sound bitter or seethe, when they react to the persona you present, regularly. I’ve never come across a confident person that seeks attention or validation a lot, in any format. Like the saying goes, it’s all fun and games, so it doesn’t really matter. But it’s a funny old thread to start if you feel secure or confident enough to be comfortable without attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also depends what’s attached to it ? "

Do you think it could be a double ender

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

Seriously though OP it’s just embarrassing now your posts are attention seeking to the point of total cringe! Why would you need to pump up your own self worth by seeking approval or attention whether negative or positive from a hunch of random strangers on the internet. I hope you get the help you do obviously need x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs says does it come in any other colours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously though OP it’s just embarrassing now your posts are attention seeking to the point of total cringe! Why would you need to pump up your own self worth by seeking approval or attention whether negative or positive from a hunch of random strangers on the internet. I hope you get the help you do obviously need x"

Thanks for the mental health assessment.

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South


"Seriously though OP it’s just embarrassing now your posts are attention seeking to the point of total cringe! Why would you need to pump up your own self worth by seeking approval or attention whether negative or positive from a hunch of random strangers on the internet. I hope you get the help you do obviously need x

Thanks for the mental health assessment."

I appreciate how low you must be feeling after lock down but it’s really quite worrying I truly wish you luck as you must be unhappy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously though OP it’s just embarrassing now your posts are attention seeking to the point of total cringe! Why would you need to pump up your own self worth by seeking approval or attention whether negative or positive from a hunch of random strangers on the internet. I hope you get the help you do obviously need x

Thanks for the mental health assessment.

I appreciate how low you must be feeling after lock down but it’s really quite worrying I truly wish you luck as you must be unhappy "

Thanks Dr. Same time next week?

I’m a very happy, confident boy who enjoys showing off my lovely cock to lovely females who are married.

What’s not to love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lockdown hasn’t really been a thing for me as I’ve travelled a lot with my work. Had sunshine, pools, hotel bars... but thanks for jumping to incorrect conclusions.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

We've got to applaude his confidence though. His posts are fun to read haha

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

[Removed by poster at 15/03/21 12:18:03]

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South


"The anger, the seethe.

It’s all good fun folks. Don’t be sad and bitter

There is only one person who comes out of these threads looking sad but if it makes you happy then follow your own path

You know my private messages say very different

The posters stick up for the posters. Pack mentality.

The hot ones message me. An inconvenient truth.

Your private messages and the hotness of those who send them have very little bearing on the persona you choose to portray on the fora. If it works for you and it makes you happy then that is all that matters.

I’d probably second this concept. If you choose to show a personality, and that gets attention, then fair enough. Clearly you enjoy it, and you need that, so crack on. But you can’t say others sound bitter or seethe, when they react to the persona you present, regularly. I’ve never come across a confident person that seeks attention or validation a lot, in any format. Like the saying goes, it’s all fun and games, so it doesn’t really matter. But it’s a funny old thread to start if you feel secure or confident enough to be comfortable without attention "

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Mine is on display on my profile

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater


"We've got to applaude his confidence though. His posts are fun to read haha "
don’t actually think he got any confidence, if he did he would not need to post the same post over and over again , he comes across as rude and arrogant and then belittle anyone that doesn’t agree with him

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"We've got to applaude his confidence though. His posts are fun to read haha don’t actually think he got any confidence, if he did he would not need to post the same post over and over again , he comes across as rude and arrogant and then belittle anyone that doesn’t agree with him "

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South


"We've got to applaude his confidence though. His posts are fun to read haha don’t actually think he got any confidence, if he did he would not need to post the same post over and over again , he comes across as rude and arrogant and then belittle anyone that doesn’t agree with him "

Yeah me too ...screams low self esteem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M "aye, very good "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love the jealous comments. For every one I get I seen to get 2/3 private messages telling me how jealous some people can be and how they’d dearly love to be in my position "

I'm happy for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a cock, it's unremarkable in many respects other than there is a small skin tag on the shaft. I tend not to go on about it.

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By *ornyCouple17Couple
over a year ago

IPSWICH

There certainly is some cocks in this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

How can I show it as you have no pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My take on the OP is that he doesn’t give a fuck.

When I first came across (pun) his threads I thought he was a total dick (another pun) and that he was really really arrogant. I still think he prob is to a certain extent

But over the coming months I’ve started to think that it’s actually just his strategy. I’m not sure if he’s any way nearly as much of a prick (pun again lol) as he comes across here. I think he’s totally playing on the annoyance he sets out here and also gets lots of attention and advertising from these posts.

I’d bet he gets the types of women he’s actually looking for and there are loads of people who never look at forums either so he’s not going to put off the vast majority of women either

As much as lots would like to ridicule him, everyone on here simply has to admit to using a strategy, and often times that might not sync with the “real life” you.

I very much suspect that that’s what’s going on with this RealDick, I mean Carrick

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually sound enough (but still a bit of a dickhead too lol)

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"The arrogance is the type of thing that would turn me off. It’s easy to get a big cock but I have a big dick behind it isn’t that exciting

And also it’s relatively thin"

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear he has put up another one of these threads.

What a sad man.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Oh dear he has put up another one of these threads.

What a sad man."

Just rehashing this one again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My take on the OP is that he doesn’t give a fuck.

When I first came across (pun) his threads I thought he was a total dick (another pun) and that he was really really arrogant. I still think he prob is to a certain extent

But over the coming months I’ve started to think that it’s actually just his strategy. I’m not sure if he’s any way nearly as much of a prick (pun again lol) as he comes across here. I think he’s totally playing on the annoyance he sets out here and also gets lots of attention and advertising from these posts.

I’d bet he gets the types of women he’s actually looking for and there are loads of people who never look at forums either so he’s not going to put off the vast majority of women either

As much as lots would like to ridicule him, everyone on here simply has to admit to using a strategy, and often times that might not sync with the “real life” you.

I very much suspect that that’s what’s going on with this RealDick, I mean Carrick

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually sound enough (but still a bit of a dickhead too lol) "

You have me bang on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A lot of my posts defending my position were deleted not by me.

A lot of people who follow me around are woman who I politely declined after exchanging face pictures - no names named.

Just pointing that out

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Not sure what I've missed, but no pics, so I therefore conclude it must be a tiddler!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

So I know who got my share.

However, don’t think there is a category on mastermind called, “my cock”.

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By *ornygezzaMan
over a year ago

west mids


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

Here’s mine

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By *asualandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Maybe we could all chip in and buy Catterick a T-Shirt. The slogan could be

"Please ask me about my massive penis. It is very important to me."

That way he can strike up a chat with people in supermarkets and bus queues. Or perhaps fellow dog walkers. It'd spread the burden so that we don't have to do all the heavy lifting on Fabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we could all chip in and buy Catterick a T-Shirt. The slogan could be

"Please ask me about my massive penis. It is very important to me."

That way he can strike up a chat with people in supermarkets and bus queues. Or perhaps fellow dog walkers. It'd spread the burden so that we don't have to do all the heavy lifting on Fabs."

Or don't just feed it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And let me know what she says...

I do enjoy men seeing wives eye light up when they see me... and the man crumble inside

Yummy.."

"The man crumble inside"

Just shows your bit of a dick tbh

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

True story.

My first experience of cuck play was with a lady who’s husband was truly a donkey dick.

What was great, in his mind he was a god, my success was he couldn’t get it up.

Some people just need to learn.... sometimes well, they know.

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not Bitter or sad or even slightly bothered by u what I feel sorry for is the woman who have such little self worth to actually sleep with u in the first place because you are a grade A Wanker tbh and that’s the truth

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Not Bitter or sad or even slightly bothered by u what I feel sorry for is the woman who have such little self worth to actually sleep with u in the first place because you are a grade A Wanker tbh and that’s the truth "

Personally I think it is a USP ( if real).

Think wanking comes from projection and lonelyness.

If I was to swop my mind for a big dick, I kind of get off on sensual not sexual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not Bitter or sad or even slightly bothered by u what I feel sorry for is the woman who have such little self worth to actually sleep with u in the first place because you are a grade A Wanker tbh and that’s the truth "

Hahhahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Keep it coming folks ... I can feel the jealousy

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

I would comment but there's no pictures on the profile and NO...that isn't code for send it to me in a message.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Keep it coming folks ... I can feel the jealousy"

Who is jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would comment but there's no pictures on the profile and NO...that isn't code for send it to me in a message."

I would never have messaged you.

So DONT worry yourself

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

Are you a nice person in life , as you really like to insult people and belittle them

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