FabSwingers.com forum: Today - Watch me jerk my massive meat.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curious to know why some men and women think lots of cum is such a good thing? For me it makes no difference either way, when I'm with a guy I just like to know he's had a great time and has cum.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Watch me jerk my massive meat"

Is this a cookery demonstation of Jamaican cuisine ?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

""Watch me jerk my massive meat"

Is this a cookery demonstation of Jamaican cuisine ?"

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’d rather stick pins in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curious to know why some men and women think lots of cum is such a good thing? For me it makes no difference either way, when I'm with a guy I just like to know he's had a great time and has cum."

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips "

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Just make sure you clean up after yourself. Don't leave it for your old mum to clean up after you dear boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too. "

I mean, if I was looking for a sperm donor then possibly

But otherwise, I'm not interested at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too.

I mean, if I was looking for a sperm donor then possibly

But otherwise, I'm not interested at all lol"

Haha! Good point

. No, me neither, although it makes me curious too. I asked someone once, but he didn’t answer.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Why don't people just go into the cam rooms if they want to be watched ?

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By *ureEscapismMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In today’s episode of ‘Shameless Self Promotion’, we discuss; is a large quantity of ejaculate a suitable substitute for a lack of charisma?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d rather stick pins in my eyes"

I’d have said no to you anyway love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In today’s episode of ‘Shameless Self Promotion’, we discuss; is a large quantity of ejaculate a suitable substitute for a lack of charisma?

Judgey Judgey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Normally on a rare day off the massive load I need to deal with is washing.

Forumites, I am not offering to show you this on cam as I don’t want to get the temperature wrong and shrink all my socks again.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips "

Smother in molasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips

Smother in molasses"

Add a pinch of salt and pepper

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"In today’s episode of ‘Shameless Self Promotion’, we discuss; is a large quantity of ejaculate a suitable substitute for a lack of charisma?

To be fair. No hater ignores his threads. He has Charisma in barrel loads. Not all Charismas are pretty ones.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"In today’s episode of ‘Shameless Self Promotion’, we discuss; is a large quantity of ejaculate a suitable substitute for a lack of charisma?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips

Smother in molasses

Add a pinch of salt and pepper

A liberal amount of Tabasco sauce as well, with some extra chilli powder.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too. "

Totally agree on both points x

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips

Smother in molasses

Add a pinch of salt and pepper

A liberal amount of Tabasco sauce as well, with some extra chilli powder."

With a nice bit of chopped chorizo as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too.

Totally agree on both points x"

Well that’s good to know, I was always jealous of heavy cummers thinking most ladies love it. I guess I should be happy with the modest amounts I pump out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too.

I mean, if I was looking for a sperm donor then possibly

But otherwise, I'm not interested at all lol"

And even still you only need one little swimmer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too.

Totally agree on both points x

Well that’s good to know, I was always jealous of heavy cummers thinking most ladies love it. I guess I should be happy with the modest amounts I pump out

I imagine if she's wanting a bukake, it matters. Otherwise, I would think most of us don't care in the slightest lol. I certainly don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be self sucking on cam again OP

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Thank goodness every guy that's planning to have a wank on cam doesn't feel the need to announce it in the forums.

Am sure you will have an eager audience OP

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

""Watch me jerk my massive meat"

Is this a cookery demonstation of Jamaican cuisine ?"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too.

I mean, if I was looking for a sperm donor then possibly

But otherwise, I'm not interested at all lol

Haha! Good point

. No, me neither, although it makes me curious too. I asked someone once, but he didn’t answer."

Oh but when they describe themselves as a heavy cummer, it sounds so sexy

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips

Smother in molasses

Add a pinch of salt and pepper

A liberal amount of Tabasco sauce as well, with some extra chilli powder.

With a nice bit of chopped chorizo as well "

Severely lacking in scotch bonnet this.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too.

I mean, if I was looking for a sperm donor then possibly

But otherwise, I'm not interested at all lol

Haha! Good point

. No, me neither, although it makes me curious too. I asked someone once, but he didn’t answer.

Oh but when they describe themselves as a heavy cummer, it sounds so sexy

If only there was a vomiting emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a lot to learn about swinging x

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

""Watch me jerk my massive meat"

Is this a cookery demonstation of Jamaican cuisine ?"

I was hoping so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Watch me jerk my massive meat"

Is this a cookery demonstation of Jamaican cuisine ?

I was hoping so!! "

Or some type of butchery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather stick pins in my eyes

I’d have said no to you anyway love

And there's your real personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I dont get is all you guys feed this for the op cuz you all reply to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/03/21 10:26:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips

Smother in molasses"

‘Give your meat a good ol rub’

Ainsley Harriot the dirty fecker

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

‘Give your meat a good ol rub’

Ainsley Harriot the dirty fecker

That man knew exactly what he was doing on his shows

LvM

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips

Smother in molasses

‘Give your meat a good ol rub’

Ainsley Harriot the dirty fecker

Was just thinking that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/u2X7GCUhZJs

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Why don't people just go into the cam rooms if they want to be watched ?"

yeah that's the best place

I do love a heavy cummer and enjoy milking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli powder and Olive oil will give you a great hot lube OP

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Well.....whatever floats your boat..and mrs4 has a theory and it's yet to be tested but..Blood rushes from Brain to nether regions..leaving most..and if it's bigger it takes more blood ..so ..hence dribbling ...drooling and knuckles ...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Give the poor lad a break guys, he obviously didn't have many toys growing up

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

This, and I find it a bit off putting when men use it as a selling point too.

I mean, if I was looking for a sperm donor then possibly

But otherwise, I'm not interested at all lol

Haha! Good point

. No, me neither, although it makes me curious too. I asked someone once, but he didn’t answer.

Oh but when they describe themselves as a heavy cummer, it sounds so sexy

If only there was a vomiting emoji"

There is! ( vom )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some think the more cum released the more enjoyable the orgasm/sex was. Also at a biological level more cum = more chance of reproduction which speaks to our more primitive desires of the perfect mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew...

Ran all the way when I heard. Have I missed it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's keep it on the forum please!

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By *ureEscapismMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Judgey Judgey

Seems I’m not the only one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be spraying soon

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"Be spraying soon"

Are you a cat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be spraying soon

Are you a cat ?"

Nearly spat my t out

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think someone needs neutering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be spraying soon"

Here or cams??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cam Room? I got a bit of time I can kill, Iv gotta see this

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"Be spraying soon

Are you a cat ?

Nearly spat my t out "

I nearly swallowed my sandwich whole

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By *ufia SnowbunnyTV/TS
over a year ago

Hastings

All we need now is the Ainsley Harriot "give your meat a good rub" meme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s put me off my jerk chicken tonight

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"https://youtu.be/u2X7GCUhZJs

Reposting it from wolf for you that meme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/u2X7GCUhZJs

Reposting it from wolf for you that meme"

Lol "Yeah boi..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather stick pins in my eyes"

That's available tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rather watch a squirty cream cannister explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the vom emoji? Asking for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Skype only

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't Skype but thank you for the offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't Skype but thank you for the offer.

I think he Skypes himself..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't Skype but thank you for the offer.

I think he Skypes himself.. "

What do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing the "be kind" and "if you've nothing nice to say, say nothing" brigade has been disbanded today...

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

Just make sure you clean up after yourself. Don't leave it for your old mum to clean up after you dear boy."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm guessing the "be kind" and "if you've nothing nice to say, say nothing" brigade has been disbanded today..."

I love it - dont worry.

Their seethe is music to my ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But girls, it's a 'shocking amount'.

Do you enjoy being 'shocked'?

Personally I've never found being shocked or shocking someone during an intimate act to be a positive thing, but hey, that's just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm guessing the "be kind" and "if you've nothing nice to say, say nothing" brigade has been disbanded today...

I love it - dont worry.

Their seethe is music to my ears. "

Oh don't you worry. I wasn't sticking up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've certainly got crowd engagement and thread views. As they say "any publicity is good publicity".

So (method aside) has the event occurred and how many viewers did you get?

Not knocking you, the unconventional approach has rather amused me, just curious

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Beef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I’ve said before, this guys a pure genius haha.

Gets everyone’s backs up and insecurities out just because he has self confidence and a huge dose of no fucks given. Everyone who has has a dig or something negative to say... you are pushing your own shit on him. You didn’t need to come here and comment fyi

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I love him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love him x"

He certainly knows how to draw a crowd, gotta give him that.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I love him x

He certainly knows how to draw a crowd, gotta give him that.

Xxx

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Be spraying soon"

I do hope you video it for posterity. Such a waste otherwise.

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By *rmbtsTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Love to see a very heavy load

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love him x"

Awwe you’re lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I apply ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love him x

Awwe you’re lovely

Us haters love you really...

Were just jealous....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love him x

Awwe you’re lovely

Us haters love you really...

Were just jealous...."

Haha I quite enjoy the back and forth.

Water off a ducks back

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Where do I apply ? "

Just sign on the dotted line

.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww why remove all your photos and videos OP? Dont let the mob dictate who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do I apply ?

Just sign on the dotted line

.....F&B........"

Done lively lovely

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Rare day off today.

Will be shooting my absolutely insane sized load. It’s a shocking amount.

Ping me a little message if you’d like to watch

Bugger.... I was looking for Caribbean cookery tips "
so was i

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Awww why remove all your photos and videos OP? Dont let the mob dictate who you are

He only displays his pics when online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww why remove all your photos and videos OP? Dont let the mob dictate who you are

He only displays his pics when online."

Ah ok! I hope so. Hate seeing anyone feel they’ve been jumped on, even if they are OTT on the confident scale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww why remove all your photos and videos OP? Dont let the mob dictate who you are

Ah no. I only have them on when I’m online

I’m not shy.

Good god I enjoyed your profile

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Well did anyone watch

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I watched Ainsley Harriot instead

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a good time. Had a few to pick from.

It does work

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