FabSwingers.com forum: Plain packaging - buying embarrassing stuff stories

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At the same time the postie normally comes a very embarrassed old lady came to door with a ripped open package.

"So sorry I opened your package that was delivered to me by mistake", she says.

"No problem" I say, reaching for it, but she won't give it to me and just keeps saying how sorry she is and giving me excuses for why she opened it. Eventually she hands it over and I can instantly feel through the soft packaging what it is and realize why she is embarrassed. I'm not sure even LoveHoney sells these! She scuttles off, making a complete mess of trying to latch the gate shut because she's so nervous.

So maybe plain packaging isn't such a great idea after all, maybe it should say "Personal items, check you are the addressee before opening"!