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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok so we both smoke..we try to be respectful to others..however..we get messages from 'non smokers' and 'wont meet smokers' who on reminding them that we do smoke suddenly become smokers themselves hahaa. and the usual 'oh..does it say that on our profile..whoops we will change it!'

Does anyone else get this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not come across this, however we are non smokers but will meet smokers. So long as if we accom, they agree to smoke outside or if cold of the back door.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yep, I get it all the time

Even had a guy contact me the other day who was a smoker, but won't meet smokers lol

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

us too, plenty of people who say non smokers but do smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i (the male) smokes the wife doesnt and when we hold parties we always ask smokers to smoke in the kitchen and not the living room where the party takes place and provide loads of mints, but when at someone elses house i dont mind smokin outside but it does get a bit embarrassiing when you aint got you grundies on and someone walks past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i (the male) smokes the wife doesnt and when we hold parties we always ask smokers to smoke in the kitchen and not the living room where the party takes place and provide loads of mints, but when at someone elses house i dont mind smokin outside but it does get a bit embarrassiing when you aint got you grundies on and someone walks past"

Its ok here, not overlooked, got some great pictures of " friends " having a shag i mean fag outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry ment to add that we have come across it ourselves bloody liers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never read the no smokers bit...unless they specify on the profile...even then I sometimes say I can be a considerate smoker...a couple have messaged me a few times and i just say...I'm still smoking...

not giving up my fags just to get some fanny...I'll give it up when i want or if I'm advised to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i (the male) smokes the wife doesnt and when we hold parties we always ask smokers to smoke in the kitchen and not the living room where the party takes place and provide loads of mints, but when at someone elses house i dont mind smokin outside but it does get a bit embarrassiing when you aint got you grundies on and someone walks past

Its ok here, not overlooked, got some great pictures of " friends " having a shag i mean fag outside"

i know its a bad habbit but someones got to pay for the natioal health, thats why its gettin so bad because there's less of us smokers about, keep the fag flying i say hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

heehee..we always smoke outside..come rain or shine..umbrella at the ready lol. We are conscious of the smell and so we are clean as can be, but nothing like a ciggie after sex

Had one the other day that decided that they would meet smokers as long as we werent heavy smokers..we all smell the same after lighting up surely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have met quite a few men off here who when on the meet have smoked

Smoking is like being male and bi on here it seems, they say they none smokers to not put the none smokers off but if you smoke they will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never read the no smokers bit...unless they specify on the profile...even then I sometimes say I can be a considerate smoker...a couple have messaged me a few times and i just say...I'm still smoking...

not giving up my fags just to get some fanny...I'll give it up when i want or if I'm advised to"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never read the no smokers bit...unless they specify on the profile...even then I sometimes say I can be a considerate smoker...a couple have messaged me a few times and i just say...I'm still smoking...

not giving up my fags just to get some fanny...I'll give it up when i want or if I'm advised to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

some will say anything to get a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the best fun i've had was while i was smoking outside and women follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex. "

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have met quite a few men off here who when on the meet have smoked

Smoking is like being male and bi on here it seems, they say they none smokers to not put the none smokers off but if you smoke they will "

The only thing that would put us off people who say they are non smokers who then smoke, is the dishonestly. If they cant be honest about that, what else might come up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have met quite a few men off here who when on the meet have smoked

Smoking is like being male and bi on here it seems, they say they none smokers to not put the none smokers off but if you smoke they will "

wiping the cum off my chin and having a fag as we speak...I'm a straight nonsmoker...back off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me "

she did say though you could have put the fag out while i was doin it but why spoil both sets of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me "

Glad you said almost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have met quite a few men off here who when on the meet have smoked

Smoking is like being male and bi on here it seems, they say they none smokers to not put the none smokers off but if you smoke they will

wiping the cum off my chin and having a fag as we speak...I'm a straight nonsmoker...back off!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me

she did say though you could have put the fag out while i was doin it but why spoil both sets of fun "

Even better with a cold beer in the other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me

she did say though you could have put the fag out while i was doin it but why spoil both sets of fun

Even better with a cold beer in the other hand "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me

she did say though you could have put the fag out while i was doin it but why spoil both sets of fun

Even better with a cold beer in the other hand

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sorry forgot to add again watchin footy aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have met quite a few men off here who when on the meet have smoked

Smoking is like being male and bi on here it seems, they say they none smokers to not put the none smokers off but if you smoke they will

wiping the cum off my chin and having a fag as we speak...I'm a straight nonsmoker...back off!!"

bloody spellchecker,

I meant I'm wiping the rum off my chin and having a gab as we speak

apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have come across this many times.

Non smokers that when we meet at least one of the couple has a cig or two.

Does not bother us as the male here smokes/enjoys smoking and does not want to stop.

Its on our profile one of us smokes so we take for granted our profile has been seen before contacting us.

We fully understand it might/will put people off hence why so many smokers are not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me

she did say though you could have put the fag out while i was doin it but why spoil both sets of fun

Even better with a cold beer in the other hand

sorry forgot to add again watchin footy aswell"

Yeah so long as they position right, dont want their head getting in the way of the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me

she did say though you could have put the fag out while i was doin it but why spoil both sets of fun

Even better with a cold beer in the other hand

sorry forgot to add again watchin footy aswell

Yeah so long as they position right, dont want their head getting in the way of the telly "

isnt that how a girl learns to deep throat by makin sure her head doesnt get in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like smoking thread issues...I can go in and perv the smokers thinking at least I can light up while I'm licking out a pussy...then again...thats how accidents happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking is abit like condoms what is said on a profile is often not the reality

We have met quite a few people who say non smokers but when ive gone out for a fag they ask if its ok if they smoke...

and equally met couples who say "safe sex only" but when it comes to it the lady will say "You dont have to bother with that"

,, I think its just political correctness gone mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are both ex smokers so can relate to how good one is after sex.

the wife asked me that once all i said was it was almost as good as the BJ you just gave me

she did say though you could have put the fag out while i was doin it but why spoil both sets of fun

Even better with a cold beer in the other hand

sorry forgot to add again watchin footy aswell

Yeah so long as they position right, dont want their head getting in the way of the telly

isnt that how a girl learns to deep throat by makin sure her head doesnt get in the way "

its helen here its the F1 i need to keep my head out of the way of although if the angle is right i can watch it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

I only smoke in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bet you wouldnt mind hamilton smokin helen while givin him a BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bet you wouldnt mind hamilton smokin helen while givin him a BJ"

I prefer Button or shumacher, its the accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or both its my birthday i'm allowed to be greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the Non Smokers on profile who dont want to meet Smokers..

Go into the chatrooms and turn on the webcam and there they are out with the tobacco tin and the rizlas ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or both its my birthday i'm allowed to be greedy "

shameless hussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or both its my birthday i'm allowed to be greedy

shameless hussy "

but of course and damn proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or both its my birthday i'm allowed to be greedy

shameless hussy

but of course and damn proud "

leave me ( phil ) free to enjoy my beer while watching the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or both its my birthday i'm allowed to be greedy

shameless hussy

but of course and damn proud

leave me ( phil ) free to enjoy my beer while watching the telly "

oiiiiiiiii Phil ya dont get off that lightly plus where's my beer???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the opposite.

I'm allergic to cigarette smoke so won't meet smokers, even if they don't smoke before or during the meet. There are occasional exceptions but usually with smokers the smell is carried somewhere, such as on clothes, and I'm sensitive enough that it often bothers me.

However, I still get a lot of messages from smokers. When I reply saying sorry, I don't meet smokers, several have replied to say they've just given up/haven't had a cigarette in x months/only smoke the occasional one and can go without/goodness knows what. Oddly though, most of those profiles still say they're a smoker weeks and months later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its the Non Smokers on profile who dont want to meet Smokers..

Go into the chatrooms and turn on the webcam and there they are out with the tobacco tin and the rizlas ..

"

just off to the chatrooms with my note book and pencil...I'll catch the lying lil buggas! lol

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By *etish fun and frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

All the time, shame they feel the need to hide it. My hubby goes wild for a sexy woman who smokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All the time, shame they feel the need to hide it. My hubby goes wild for a sexy woman who smokes. "

ohh err i dont know about sexy but i can smoke like a little chimney

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By *etish fun and frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I think he goes for the style, rather than the quantity, but he says top marks for enthusiasm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think he goes for the style, rather than the quantity, but he says top marks for enthusiasm. "

lmao...im nothing if not enthusistic

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By *etish fun and frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I think he goes for the style, rather than the quantity, but he says top marks for enthusiasm.

lmao...im nothing if not enthusistic "

Thats the best quality of all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy turns up smelling like a smoker, we don't let him in and tell him we don't like liars, our profile says "no smokers" but, sad to say, many dipshits take this to mean "no smoking during the meet". pricks.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Im a big fat dirty smoker

Have to laugh at the anti smokers who still try their luck by saying the do meet smokers and just ticked the wrong box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sad to say, many dipshits take this to mean "no smoking during the meet"."

Yes, or they think if they don't smoke during the meet that you won't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody non-smokers hiijackin this thread....smokem out!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

we've had this a lot when we smoked real cigarettes - people would contact us saying they wanted a meet - their profile says 'won't meet smokers' when we challenge this, they say they will make exceptions. We are now on the electronic cigarettes which give off no smell at all as there is no tobacco burnt. We have changed our profile to non smokers but state that we use the e-cigs - we now have a much fuller inbox! We were at a club last night and still went into the smoke room as we were told we had to. I can tell you that the smell was very strong and we realised why we decided to go electronic but we'll still meet smokers but will be providing mints and opening the window as we like our non smoky house now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We dont smoke indoors ever. i like my home to smell clean n fresh..but yes i agree..i hate the smell..and on the few occassions when ive stopped you notice it more. So what are these leccie ciggies like?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"We dont smoke indoors ever. i like my home to smell clean n fresh..but yes i agree..i hate the smell..and on the few occassions when ive stopped you notice it more. So what are these leccie ciggies like? "

We adapted to them very quickly and they are a hell of a lot cheaper - the OH is saving about £80 a month (he smoked rollies) and I'm saving a whopping £150, They are so many different brands out there now and are being accepted in a lot of places although there are still a lot that don't consider them any different to real ones so banish you outside. The OH and I have different brand ones - I wanted the personal charging case (pcc) so paid a bit more at £35.00 including 2 batteries, 6 tips and a bottle of e-liquid to refill the tips with. The OH went for the type that a friend uses which don't have the case and he paid £20 for one battery and 10 tips. you can look at 'e-cig-re_iews' sites to compare types some even give you discount codes so even cheaper - the e-liquids come in different strengths and flavours and cost about £12 - I've been on them 5 weeks and only halfway through the bottle and I smoked about 120 a week. We haven't looked back as no longer getting the smell, the other harmful substances that you get with the real thing and we still get our nicotine plus money in the bank for sex toys lol

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By *ittle-Miss-MuffetCouple
over a year ago

Chester / North Wales


"If a guy turns up smelling like a smoker, we don't let him in and tell him we don't like liars, our profile says "no smokers" but, sad to say, many dipshits take this to mean "no smoking during the meet". pricks."

Just as well we tolerate pretentious non smokers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not chatted or met anyone where their profile says non smokers but smoke, chatted to plenty though where it says they are non smokers and won't meet smokers but want to arrange a meet even though I do, very confusing but most have not realised they have it on their profile.

At parties I go outside to smoke and put a coat on

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

smokers n non smokers yes all the time along with stright guys who aint so stright lol

now if everyone fessed up and be truthful what a wonderful place it would be as for me ive got an 11 inch cock lol oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"smokers n non smokers yes all the time along with stright guys who aint so stright lol

now if everyone fessed up and be truthful what a wonderful place it would be as for me ive got an 11 inch cock lol oops "

w

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we have said before, we will happily meet smokers, we dont consider them dirty, or smelly or in anyway bad. In fact 99% are very respectful that we are non smokers and either hardly smoke or take a mint after.

The only thing we dont have, by anyone (and that includes my owe daghter) smoking in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok so we both smoke..we try to be respectful to others..however..we get messages from 'non smokers' and 'wont meet smokers' who on reminding them that we do smoke suddenly become smokers themselves hahaa. and the usual 'oh..does it say that on our profile..whoops we will change it!'

Does anyone else get this? "

We also get this. Why can't people just be honest about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok so we both smoke..we try to be respectful to others..however..we get messages from 'non smokers' and 'wont meet smokers' who on reminding them that we do smoke suddenly become smokers themselves hahaa. and the usual 'oh..does it say that on our profile..whoops we will change it!'

Does anyone else get this? "

just picked this one up ----

I immediately say those who have a sudden change of mind re meeting somokers is pure and simply down to they seeing an opportunity to have a shag - simples

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By *ukus 62Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"ok so we both smoke..we try to be respectful to others..however..we get messages from 'non smokers' and 'wont meet smokers' who on reminding them that we do smoke suddenly become smokers themselves hahaa. and the usual 'oh..does it say that on our profile..whoops we will change it!'

Does anyone else get this? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok so we both smoke..we try to be respectful to others..however..we get messages from 'non smokers' and 'wont meet smokers' who on reminding them that we do smoke suddenly become smokers themselves hahaa. and the usual 'oh..does it say that on our profile..whoops we will change it!'

Does anyone else geot this?

just picked this one up ----

I immediately say those who have a sudden change of mind re meeting somokers is pure and simply down to they seeing an opportunity to have a shag - simples "

yeah we kinda gathered this..but hey im buggered if we're gonna be used as a last resort..I feel sometimes that we're classed as a 10 pinter at closing time..gotta take someone home..ahh well a smoker its gonna have to be!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was married to a smoker, but dont smoke and since sinlg ehave met several other smokers

I do understand why some are put off, has by my own experiences, i have had odd occasionn where the person concerned has smelt like and ash try - not good in my books

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was married to a smoker, but dont smoke and since sinlg ehave met several other smokers

I do understand why some are put off, has by my own experiences, i have had odd occasionn where the person concerned has smelt like and ash try - not good in my books "

i can understand that..you either love us or hate us. lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Yes....we often get messages from those with 'won't meet smokers' on their profile. When it clearly states on ours that we both smoke.

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