FabSwingers.com forum: At a crossroads ????

By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Guy always Gen just need some thing that has been something that I have been fascinated by the thought you know everyone does when on it ?? to the missus she is always up for it but never take it further with the current situation when all good no brained got to go for it ??guy living in Spain 18 years now but from Glasgow totally demented with the current situation but what can we do ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry, I don’t want to be “that” person but I’m really struggling to understand what you are trying to say.

Could you try again ?

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Will do you want to get the real me over I do like sex high always have just can't get that feeling at the moment but all good otherwise

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Got a bottle of cava thought let's have a good night 4words later guys not happening ????

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Got a bottle of cava thought let's have a good night 4words later guys not happening ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't understand your original message. It seems all over the place and doesn't make sense to us because we don't know what you're talking about.

My guess is that you've had a glass too much of Cava and this is the equivalent of a d*unk text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, this is weird! Any translators out there?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I think there is a glitch in the matrix.

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A wee bit ??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cava is perhaps the issue, sometimes for erections too.

Is it about your wife not wanting to swing but you do?

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Get it all the time glasweio??

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Is this one of those middle button things?

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You are probably on the mark with that ??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry guys she was watching her TV married first sight Australia brain went dead ??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Any way will do the book you will love it ?? good tales ??

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

This is what a failed education looks like.

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 19/02/21 21:38:45]

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

oh ok, so you are in Spain as well, with the current situation of the pandemic. This could be having an effect on you but only you can solve that. Do you feel more pressure to come back to the UK? or is your wife wanting to stay in Spain? A lot of poeple have mentioned a loss of labido on other forums, due to the lockdowns.

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What can I say ?? normally quite high brow ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is what a failed education looks like. "

The thread gave me a giggle anyway. Other than that I've not a f-*king clue what it's about

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

He likes to shag and gets ultra horny when he's "visited the pharmacist" shall we say, but his partner isn't so keen.

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Order don't know not a gab with other people so keep to myself

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh, and the pharmacist is shut so he's on the cava.

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Peach you should be in practice ??

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

How is the cummunication between you, have you sat down and discussed the issue?

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Enjoy it open as a book guys ??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No she is a bully??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Peach you should be in practice ??"

They don't call me Poirot for my moustache

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No she is a bully??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Spooky ??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"No she is a bully??"

Your emoticons from your phone won't work. You need to use the ones provided by the site under the text box.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Da fuq!

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

Nope. I read it three times and didn’t get it.

If memes were allowed I’d post:

“Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died!”

- John

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Princess what a read ??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How is the cummunication between you, have you sat down and discussed the issue?"
he’s tried....

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ok sorry but was joking around

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I've no idea either.

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gonna leave it tonight guys think princes peach knows the score ?? love to too you all ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK i'll have whatever the OP's on please and make it a large one

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can you not be a cheeky guy and be sex on ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is what a failed education looks like. "

Harsh!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Gonna leave it tonight guys think princes peach knows the score ?? love to too you all ??"

I hear ya.

Go have a dance then sleep it off.

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I could go on and on sorry ??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thxs Dr melfi catch up later ??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thxs Dr melfi catch up later ??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bye the way thxs

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Bye the way thxs"

No worries. Plenty of water and some headache pills for the morning

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just a dafty be ok thanks ????

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"This is what a failed education looks like. "

No need for that

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry red meant me ??

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

No entiendo nada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can understand hieroglyphics better ..

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

...Da'fuq just happened?...

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

The Mrs of a group that is the only time that I have a good idea to get a good job on it lol I have a look for it now and then I’m going on a little while I think I need a few more things for me and then I’m gonna be back to the bed for the rest of the day week I love it.

I wanted to play the middle button game too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/02/21 23:31:15]

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Hey, just a question, is English your first language?

Just hope it’s not “oh no” moment in the morning.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"No entiendo nada"

¡No entiendo ni pinches madres! , as we’d say in my homeland...

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

"Guy always Gen just need some thing that has been something that I have been fascinated by the thought you know everyone does when on it ?? to the missus she is always up for it but never take it further with the current situation when all good no brained got to go for it ??guy living in Spain 18 years now but from Glasgow totally demented with the current situation but what can we do ??"
is this English....

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Not sure I can say much more in case the moderators get a little precious...

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Nokh gythagh naht merpt grwiif haed vewart queti prokli metbira , xofhid laffiiw verhooj rifeca ?

Yoggiw huingwii vram breywa !

Niterymay zoimuwa fyrpa lagyv.

Dromyuwt kugobirt zewgiik ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can I say ?? normally quite high brow ??"

What is?

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"I’m sorry, I don’t want to be “that” person but I’m really struggling to understand what you are trying to say.

Could you try again ?"

He's from Glasgow, what do you expect?

He's probably d*unk.. Or on spice...

(Puts tin hat on and cowers on the corner)

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North Devon-ish

Fuck, I'll have a pint of what he's had.

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"Fuck, I'll have a pint of what he's had.

I really wouldn't risk it!

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thanks guys enjoyed the chat ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness! There’s not much these days on here that makes me belly laugh like I’ve just done now whilst reading this thread.

Bloody love the forums sometimes

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

If anyone out there is considering experimenting with drugs.... show them this.

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By *ffanotdykeCouple
over a year ago

Telford

Loved this thread. Nearly peed my pants at some of the comments. I can just see the OP sitting on a rock on Mars with his bottle of Cava and being spied on by Perservererance.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Getting his rocks off on a rock on Mars ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sorry, I don’t want to be “that” person but I’m really struggling to understand what you are trying to say.

Could you try again ?

He's from Glasgow, what do you expect?

He's probably d*unk.. Or on spice...

(Puts tin hat on and cowers on the corner)

Uncalled for

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It was a bit of fun and enjoy your comments ??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It was a bit of fun and enjoy your comments ??"

I enjoyed it

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thanks princes you r wise beyond your beauty and sexy wit loved it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a bit of fun and enjoy your comments ??"

As long as you enjoyed it and didn’t have too bad a hangover next day, that’s all that counts

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not a bevy man but a wee bit oach

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hope you had a good time ??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

All good fun ??

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

But hey what can we do ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hovercraft is full of eels

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Be careful ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will do; the captains boy is bailing them out as we speak to avoid the influx of custard from the galley.

Dont worry though as Gerry is busy rehearsing on the Bontempti...

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By *wig1963 OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

All hands and that ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Begin: We are listing quite badly now; slight cock up on the catering front too - provisions are down to a mere pack of Toffos and some sild.

Send reinforcements.

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