FabSwingers.com forum: Masturbating while driving.

By *rgasmo22 OP Man
over a year ago

wexford

Masturbating while driving.ever done it.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

No, and I would fucking hope my fellow drivers don't either.

Irresponsible and selfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s just totally wrong

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Had a bj whilst driving

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

you will find most bmw's & audi's are the sheds of choice when participating in a wankers delight.

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By *hantelle-La-SlutTV/TS
over a year ago

South Birmingham

"you will find most bmw's & audi's are the sheds of choice when participating in a wankers delight."

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

"No, and I would fucking hope my fellow drivers don't either.

Irresponsible and selfish. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

irresponsible

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

On public roads that would be stupid and dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.... have you op

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Masturbating while driving.ever done it. "

Hopefully get caught and done for dangerous driving. What a daft thing.

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

"you will find most bmw's & audi's are the sheds of choice when participating in a wankers delight."

Is this the reason they don't use indicators

we just thought they didn't come standard with them cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally irresponsible dangerous and disgusting hope those that do get caught before they kill someone

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By *rgasmo22 OP Man
over a year ago

wexford

Never and wouldnt..overheard to young guys chatting about it and just posted here to see reaction.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

stupid is as stupid does

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Woody Allen said that you could wank in an Alfa Romeo without taking your hands off the wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/02/21 11:47:06]

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

Like driving naked pic on profile bug masturbating no often had erection though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this really a thing? can't see it myself... surely no one would be this irresponsible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an ex truck driver I have seen it a few times.

A sharp blast on the truck horn and they had no idea what to do

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By *h86Man
over a year ago

Glos

Yea more than a few times on long journeys, cruise control and lane assist is a godsend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbating while driving.ever done it. "

Do you not think there's enough wankers on the road

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

Anyone else drive nude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wanking is not the problem, it’s trying to clean up the mess while driving that I find tricky lol

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Driving home I was caught in a traffic jam, knowing the road and knew I would be stuck there for about 30 to 45 minutes and was very ineed to pee. I had an empty water bottle and, never would have unless I though I was going to pee myself, wiped my cock ou and peed into the open bottle. On relief I looked over to my right and in the next lane was a the mother of one of my student, who happened to be in a SUV and could cleary see into the car. She was alone in the car thankfully and also live in the condo block as me. Everytime she saw me she just gove a cheeky smile.

So no, O would want to be caught wanking in the car, peeing is bad enough.

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

That must be hard to do if you are a heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a BJ while driving and that was great

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

If you see my hands in my lap, I'm just warming them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, and I would fucking hope my fellow drivers don't either.

Irresponsible and selfish. "
Totally with you on this. There are enough real tossers driving on our roads without these accidents waiting to happen.

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"you will find most bmw's & audi's are the sheds of choice when participating in a wankers delight.

Is this the reason they don't use indicators

we just thought they didn't come standard with them cars"

A recent survey done in the motoring industry found that the people who felt the most useless and had the most pointless jobs were the bmw and audi indicator testers.

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

"Yea more than a few times on long journeys, cruise control and lane assist is a godsend lol"

What actually is the matter with you? Get help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else drive nude"

I’ve driven by myself with my pants down to my ankles with a hard on before. I felt so free, until I came to some built up traffic.

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

Did you resist touching it

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Depends if I had a driverless car, I might consider it.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No it's ridiculous. Control yourself and your vehicle.

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Mrs gave me a blowjob while she was driving

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!

I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Mrs gave me a blowjob while she was driving

...While SHE was driving...

You ARE joking, right?

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By *ookingfun82Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Yes, when bored doing a monotonous job driving a tractor in a field for a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is peak Fab. Don't go changing ...

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Masturbating while driving.ever done it. "

Only when blindfolded and headphones on playing Motorhead.

You are kidding, aren't you?

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

At least the wanker isn't on the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sigh*

No. Why would anyone?

I pretty much only have one(ish) phobia in life. BJ, whilst driving, crash, airbag and no penis. The ish is passenger having feet on the dash and folded up like a cheap ironing board.

So because of that. Never.

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By *konCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Is fucking stupid ??

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

why the hell would anyone ever be so stupid, i have occasionally when the roads are quiet rested my hands on a passengers legs (with consent of course not just some random i am giving a lift too), but nothing more and no one and i mean no one (including me) goes near my cock or any part of my body whilst i drive, I want my concentration on the road not anything else.

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By *acial giverMan
over a year ago

hull

See the snow flakes are out

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!

I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts? "

you wheely killed your hamster ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See the snow flakes are out"

Common sense snowflakery

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!

I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts?

you wheely killed your hamster ? "

Don't wanna talk about it!

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!

I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts?

you wheely killed your hamster ?

Don't wanna talk about it! "

I promise i wont rat on you, are you a man or a mouse ?

This might just capa bara this thread off, but i might weasel it out of you.

stoatally useless comments i know, but you aint heard the vole of it yet !

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By *acial giverMan
over a year ago

hull

"See the snow flakes are out

Common sense snowflakery "

Can't have that much common sense he never actually said he's done it

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Why are there so many ridiculous posts expecting replies other than NO!

I killed my hamster and had a naughty dream. Just me or anyone else experienced similar? Thoughts?

you wheely killed your hamster ?

Don't wanna talk about it!

I promise i wont rat on you, are you a man or a mouse ?

This might just capa bara this thread off, but i might weasel it out of you.

stoatally useless comments i know, but you aint heard the vole of it yet !"

Stop badgering me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long, long time ago, when there was much less traffic on the roads, and we used to drive home from the big city after a night out, my then wife would suck me off whilst I was driving on the motorway (no drink-driving rules then either so what would you expect?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long, long time ago, when there was much less traffic on the roads, and we used to drive home from the big city after a night out, my then wife would suck me off whilst I was driving on the motorway (no drink-driving rules then either so what would you expect?)"

No airbags then.

Was going to make a “it was a different time back then” as in the standard Yewtree defence.. but didn’t want to sound like to was insulting you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's OK - it was a different time then - not even an internet but there were swingers even then.

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Surely it depends on the ferocity of the wank.......

Just kidding, relax!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"At least the wanker isn't on the phone.

Could be using handsfree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once saw a dutch couple driving their bmw along the m25; she was giving the driver a blowjob.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I have to be honest, driving to a club or a meeting when dressed a bit like a slut it's very difficult to resist the odd touch.

I'm more concerned about people noticing than having an accident is why I I don't.

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Mrs gave me a blowjob while she was driving

...While SHE was driving...

You ARE joking, right?"

There’s always one lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

No, but I have putted and pitched, with my partner, whilst playing naked mini golf.

Does that count?

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North Devon-ish

So is that another WANKER on the road.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

...It was dark and he was late, Then, suddenly, with no warning the taxi, pulled up with a jerk: the jerk got out...

I always thought, that the passenger was the jerk, not the wanker behind the wheel.

On a separate note, does his car radio look like a plaster's radio?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Considering how low the standards of much driving is, I'd be horrified to know that people were taking things down to an even more dangerous level. I'm guessing some of them would happily watch some porn on their phone to help them get off too

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Yeah! Can you imagine this as an excuse..."Sorry officer, I was just on the vinegar strokes, when it happened..."

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Missing from above post

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