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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bit of fun to pass this shit time .You hear so many over the years so what's the worst you have heard or said .dont be shy ladies you can be as bad as us men .

I will pick my 2 favourites later today

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By *uzboxCouple
over a year ago

Northwich

A girl in a busy pub looked like she was struggling to find a seat. So I told her she needn't go without somewhere to sit, at least whilst I have face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked her

Me: has anyone told you, how beautiful you look this morning?

Her:No, no 1 yet

Me: there is still time

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bit of fun to pass this shit time .You hear so many over the years so what's the worst you have heard or said .dont be shy ladies you can be as bad as us men .

I will pick my 2 favourites later today "

"Would you like to try some black cock?"

I try to resist the temptation to tell them that I've been trying the one attached to my black husband for nearly 30 years!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Have you sat on sugar as you have a very sweet arse?.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

On here "Next time you're in Xtasia I'll bang you real good"

In a club "Pcchh Pcchh" (like the noise you make to a cat )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you sat on sugar as you have a very sweet arse?."

That's my line

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Kirkwall

Go ahead and call the police we will see who comes first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oh I really like your beard, can I touch it... with my vagina?!

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