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"“Have you got a brother” There was no message before this either..." Must of wanted to keep it in the family lmao | |||
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"“Have you got a brother” There was no message before this either..." So have you? Lol  | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
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Lol that’s not good "Thankfully it was in a message not whilst actually fucking | |||
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"Very early message from someone I was talking to on a dating site: "If we were dating, would you love your dog more than me?" Odd..." Well yes lol | |||
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"“Have you got a brother” There was no message before this either... So have you? Lol "I have haha, but I doubt a man from the middle of Scotland would know/want to know that! | |||
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"“Have you got a brother” There was no message before this either... So have you? Lol
I have haha, but I doubt a man from the middle of Scotland would know/want to know that! "True lol But I did | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
I declined
Lol that’s not good
Thankfully it was in a message not whilst actually fucking "Oh that’s good our could of been a bit of a put off | |||
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"I can't say on here. " You can tell me I’m a doctor lol | |||
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"“Have you got a brother” There was no message before this either... So have you? Lol
I have haha, but I doubt a man from the middle of Scotland would know/want to know that!
True lol
But I did "If he ever joins fab I’ll put you in touch and I’ll be shooting off quicker than the midnight bus | |||
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"In a sexual context, a guy asking me if I was sure I didn’t like guys after I’d already said respectfully no. Like I’d just flip my sexuality / interests because he asked repeatedly. Comedic, rude and strange all at the same time. Or someone asking me once if I ‘wanna wrestle?’ - it took me several questions to work out he meant if I wanted to enjoy some time with his wife and him. I declined, and to be fair the confusion and sudden approach had rid me of any potential spark anyway "I know what you mean I’m a straight guy I chat to anybody I don’t mine I even had guys send me dick picks I just say sorry can’t convert me lmao I | |||
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"“Have you got a brother” There was no message before this either... So have you? Lol
I have haha, but I doubt a man from the middle of Scotland would know/want to know that!
True lol
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"“Have you got a brother” There was no message before this either... So have you? Lol
I have haha, but I doubt a man from the middle of Scotland would know/want to know that!
Lmao yes if my brother joined I would vanish 2
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
I declined
Lol that’s not good
Thankfully it was in a message not whilst actually fucking
Oh that’s good our could of been a bit of a put off "Imagine mid session awkward much | |||
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"“Can you sort my taxes while I suck your dick”" Maybe they couldn't afford the accountancy bill | |||
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"I have to say that the random "Can I get you pregnant" messages I get from complete strangers are also pretty weird... " Yes that’s a bit forward I used to work with a guy had 38 Siblings And his goal was to have 50 kids not Matter with who | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs" That’s fucking brilliant hahah! I obviously hope he’s ok but why would anyone want someone to do this to them?? | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs" Had to read that few times lol Now that’s strange | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs That’s fucking brilliant hahah! I obviously hope he’s ok but why would anyone want someone to do this to them?? "Most people who end up in a slurry pit die. I really hope the man got the help he needed. | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs That’s fucking brilliant hahah! I obviously hope he’s ok but why would anyone want someone to do this to them??
Most people who end up in a slurry pit die. I really hope the man got the help he needed."Ooo I never realised they were like that bad  | |||
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"First message. One line, are you on the pill hun!" What and that not work for you lol Should of said go have the snip. Sorted lol | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
I declined
Lol that’s not good
Thankfully it was in a message not whilst actually fucking
Oh that’s good our could of been a bit of a put off
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"“Can you sort my taxes while I suck your dick” Maybe they couldn't afford the accountancy bill "I take payment in a variety of ways haha | |||
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"I got asked if i were born a female?. WTF. I am the first to admit that i am a bit of a tomboy and have openly stated on the forum before that i think my body is a bit boyish but hopefully i still look female." Hang on I have a look | |||
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"I got asked if i were born a female?. WTF. I am the first to admit that i am a bit of a tomboy and have openly stated on the forum before that i think my body is a bit boyish but hopefully i still look female. Hang on I have a look " Had a really good look can Definitely see you all woman | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs That’s fucking brilliant hahah! I obviously hope he’s ok but why would anyone want someone to do this to them??
Most people who end up in a slurry pit die. I really hope the man got the help he needed."I was literally just thinking this ^^^ seriously hope he got some kind of help | |||
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"First message. One line, are you on the pill hun!" Had this one before! X | |||
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"First message. One line, are you on the pill hun! Had this one before! X" Must not like safe sex then lol | |||
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"Was messaged whilst looking for a guy to join myself and FB for an MMF. He offered to join if I paid his taxis. Maybe not the strangest thing asked but certainly the most brass necked. Wasn't even as if he had anything worth inviting over for" And a taxi home | |||
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"First message. One line, are you on the pill hun!" im guessing this was the same guy who messaged me daily with things like am I on the pill and do I like being stretched? Had a heated argument with him then blocked him in the end | |||
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"Cant say here but let's just say it was taboo and instant block "Best way | |||
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"First message. One line, are you on the pill hun!im guessing this was the same guy who messaged me daily with things like am I on the pill and do I like being stretched? Had a heated argument with him then blocked him in the end " Stretched he has ways of making you talk | |||
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"'I thought when I saw you on here that you were my mum, you're so sexy'" Omg that’s just wrong lmao | |||
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I declined "i bet you refused the piggy tail and rubber mask to! lol | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs That’s fucking brilliant hahah! I obviously hope he’s ok but why would anyone want someone to do this to them??
Most people who end up in a slurry pit die. I really hope the man got the help he needed.
I was literally just thinking this ^^^ seriously hope he got some kind of help "theres a bog swimming championship somewhere in uk, but most have a snorkel and thats not strange at all! | |||
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"What’s the strangest think you been ask by someone I done have one really up for most things Except whipping and being Tied up lol" 'What are you thinking?'- asked by most women | |||
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"First message. One line, are you on the pill hun!" That's fantastic...
Are you?. | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail. "omg that’s awful! Wondering the going price though haha | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail. omg that’s awful! Wondering the going price though haha "Wow think I take that to Dragons’ Den there must be money in it just don’t eat curry the night b4 lmao | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail. "Lmao flushing money down the toilet | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail.
Lmao flushing money down the toilet "We watched a tv programme where a dominatrix was selling her morning poo for £25 a shot. Now do the sums if she was 'regular' once a day | |||
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"Can i be your toilet seat.." Perhaps He wanted to warn your toilet seat up for you lol | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail.
Lmao flushing money down the toilet
We watched a tv programme where a dominatrix was selling her morning poo for £25 a shot. Now do the sums if she was 'regular' once a day "Shit bargain | |||
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"Can I put a baby in you
"Only one what if it was Twins should of ask are there twins in your family | |||
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"Can I put a baby in you
Only one what if it was Twins should of ask are there twins in your family "There is haha! Would be just my like | |||
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"Can I put a baby in you
Only one what if it was Twins should of ask are there twins in your family
There is haha! Would be just my like "And mine lol | |||
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"Had a guy message me and ask if i would meet him in a hotel near Bristol he then asked if i would completely wrap him head to foot in cling film except for a smalltube in his mouth to breathe through he then wanted me to cum down the tube. I politely declined the offer lol " Wow he puts lot of though in to what he wanted lol | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
I declined "We can better than that had a guy ask if he could bring his dog with him to join in. ????? | |||
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"My daughter once got asked for her breast milk by a total stranger when she was in a night out needles to say her husband was not amused. " Well I got to Admit I have tried breast milk What a think to ask a total stranger Bet she was shocked | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
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We can better than that had a guy ask if he could bring his dog with him to join in. ?????"Omg oh hang on what dog was it lmao | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
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i bet you refused the piggy tail and rubber mask to! lol "lmfao | |||
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"I was asked “Hey miss, do you like to drive with your chauffeur and keep your sl*ves in the boot of your car?” " Is your slave called jack | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail. " | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail.
Lmao flushing money down the toilet
We watched a tv programme where a dominatrix was selling her morning poo for £25 a shot. Now do the sums if she was 'regular' once a day
Shit bargain " | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
I declined "Talk about taking the double liberty. First, his assumption that it was OK to ask you that and secondly, his absolute conviction you’d fuck Him without question! | |||
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"I was asked by a woman 12 months after we met 'Do you know I used to be a man and I'd taken her virginity?' Strangest thing as she already have other veris and I'm not expert in these matters but I'd bet fairly heavily that at no stage was she a man." Oh wow don’t know what you can say to that Must of had a good doctor | |||
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"My daughter once got asked for her breast milk by a total stranger when she was in a night out needles to say her husband was not amused. " Sorry have to laugh at this as it’s so funny
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"Can't wait to suck my wife's period off your cock.. #1 I'm straight #2 thanks for advance notice of a bloody event #3 go fuck " Yuck was he a vampire lol | |||
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"My daughter once got asked for her breast milk by a total stranger when she was in a night out needles to say her husband was not amused. Sorry have to laugh at this as it’s so funny
That is strange as fuck!"Glad you agree, I thought wtf when my daughter told me. She then said and I have to admit I laughed, she said how much should charge mum | |||
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"What’s the strangest thing you been asked by someone? "Can I axe a Christian?" Turned out to be nothing to do with martyrdom but was actually "Can I ask a question". 22 years on from first going to the West Indies I now find myself 'axing' it!" That is fucking hilarious!! Yeah, the patois accent has a lot to answer for. I do blame the Scots though, which is where it supposedly originated from. | |||
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"My daughter once got asked for her breast milk by a total stranger when she was in a night out needles to say her husband was not amused. Sorry have to laugh at this as it’s so funny
That is strange as fuck!
Glad you agree, I thought wtf when my daughter told me. She then said and I have to admit I laughed, she said how much should charge mum " I cant stop. God give me strength! | |||
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"Very early message from someone I was talking to on a dating site: "If we were dating, would you love your dog more than me?" Odd..." Pretty sure he must have had a girlfriend who had a dog she loved more than him. Needs therapy, I think. | |||
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"“Can you sort my taxes while I suck your dick”" Why? are you an accountant or you are just good at taxes? | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
I declined "Well...I promise i will wank on you two fucking...if required I can do few more exercises..lol | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs" I’ve had that one too!! | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
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We can better than that had a guy ask if he could bring his dog with him to join in. ?????
Omg oh hang on what dog was it lmao "A German Sheperd if I remember correctly turned him down of course if it was a Cockapoo might of considered it lol | |||
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C told me that on her singles account she turned a guy down and he then offered his son
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"We’ve been asked if a guy could come round and be our footstool for the evening...nothing else but just rest our feet on him...
C told me that on her singles account she turned a guy down and he then offered his son
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"May I lick your ass hole? No “hello”, no “may I buy you a drink”... just straight for the kill "Who said chivalry was dead lied,lol. To be fair, he must have seen those sexy pics and thought, yep, she looks super-clean! | |||
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"We had one asking about equestrian and dog stuff.... safe to say the VERIFIED COUPLE with a fair few meet verifications were promptly blocked. Weve had requests for human toilet , full on wrestling and so on "That’s mad | |||
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"May I lick your ass hole? No “hello”, no “may I buy you a drink”... just straight for the kill "Did you have to think about it lol | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs Did you take the money lol I guess if you ask 1000 women 1 mite say ok I’ve had that one too!! " | |||
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"I was asked to kick this man into his own cess pit and walk off, leaving him for dead counting the £2000 he wanted to pay me "Mmmmmm well it’s not on my bucket list. Lol | |||
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"I got asked if i were born a female?. WTF. I am the first to admit that i am a bit of a tomboy and have openly stated on the forum before that i think my body is a bit boyish but hopefully i still look female." I think the guy should go to Specsavers - looked at your pictures & all I see is womanhood in all its perfection. Apart from the crazy bits lol x | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs" What did you spend the £3k on? | |||
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"Very early message from someone I was talking to on a dating site: "If we were dating, would you love your dog more than me?" Odd..." Valid... I'd need to consider the implications.... could I live with you loving the dog more? Worse... What kind of a woman would betray her dog? Is it a big dog? How much sofa / bed space will it take up? Will it love me too? | |||
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"I guy asked me to fuck his wife in the back of his Range Rover while drove around Middlesbrough" Hmm yeah weird. I mean Middlesbrough! | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail. "You could always use Hermes... | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
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We can better than that had a guy ask if he could bring his dog with him to join in. ?????"No!!! Was probably the same guy lol | |||
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"Asked if he could watch animal porn whilst we fucked
I declined
We can better than that had a guy ask if he could bring his dog with him to join in. ?????
No!!! Was probably the same guy lol "I had a fb and her bloody dog keep jumping on the bed that was very off putting | |||
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"Too many to mention, and some I don’t think I’m allowed to! Probably the most common of the strange questions are... “ can I impregnate you”, “will you have my baby”...? Errrrr...aside of anything else, check my age out doofus "Well you don’t look it at all I’m around the same age and I do look it lol | |||
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"Too many to mention, and some I don’t think I’m allowed to! Probably the most common of the strange questions are... “ can I impregnate you”, “will you have my baby”...? Errrrr...aside of anything else, check my age out doofus "Too funny, This is hand down one of the funniest threads I have read | |||
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"I guy asked me to fuck his wife in the back of his Range Rover while drove around Middlesbrough" Apart from it being Middlesbrough, I don’t see the weirdness of this. People do it all the time. Though I would guess Middlesbrough is not big enough give you enough time for a good fuck if you drove around it. | |||
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"To burst a balloon on the end of his dick as he came was pretty out there" Ouch lol | |||
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"When am I getting your dick then .. from a message today ... weird because it came from a hottie too "Result | |||
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"Someone asked to buy my poo. I said no, I have too much respect for the Royal Mail.
You could always use Hermes... "Or Eddie Stoolbart. | |||
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"Was something very tabboo and disgusting and was asked on here by someone under a femals profile. Just reported it and let admin sort it. " Good I don’t get why people do that | |||
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"Was something very tabboo and disgusting and was asked on here by someone under a femals profile. Just reported it and let admin sort it. Good I don’t get why people do that " Must of been bad | |||
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"To use a mans mouth as a human toilet." Yuck | |||
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"Was something very tabboo and disgusting and was asked on here by someone under a femals profile. Just reported it and let admin sort it. Good I don’t get why people do that Must of been bad " Yes it was. But admin acted fast.  | |||
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"A man messaged me and asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit while he goes down into the pit, then me leave him there and walk away with 3 grand of his money. I was genuinely concerned about this man's mental health. Mrs" That's is very strange, he must have a money pit then! | |||
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"I got asked by a guy if he could cum in my shoe, then me fill the shoe with pee so he could drink the mixture errrmm nah Iam good thanks" I hope you were wearing wellies? | |||
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"I knew a woman who wanted to wee on me. That was a no. " That just takes the piss lol | |||
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"I got asked by a guy if he could cum in my shoe, then me fill the shoe with pee so he could drink the mixture errrmm nah Iam good thanks I hope you were wearing wellies?" Omg that’s just not good | |||
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