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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

If you're looking for a good wank, get an erection and get in the bath. Fill the bath. Fill the water up to the helmet of your penis, then get a fly and pull it's wings of and put it on the end of your penis. Because the fly can no longer fly and it can't swim, it will run around in circles on the end of your penis and cause you to be ejaculated.

A fly wank.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

The average weight of a fly is 0.045g, how would I feel it.

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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"The average weight of a fly is 0.045g, how would I feel it. "

A fine observation squire. You would probably find more enjoyment from the heft of a splendid wasp. There is even the option to push the envelope a bit further. Ever considered a bumblebee atop of your penis?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

A hornet, or go home.

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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"A hornet, or go home."

Impeccable choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to go further.

A standard Asian Hornet is not only considerably heavier, but sufficiently large for a skilled craftsperson to fashion it three pairs of cleated shoes, thereby not only improving grip upon the glans but also added sensation.

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

That's beastiality and I'll have no part in it lol

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"You need to go further.

A standard Asian Hornet is not only considerably heavier, but sufficiently large for a skilled craftsperson to fashion it three pairs of cleated shoes, thereby not only improving grip upon the glans but also added sensation.

"

It would need to wear a tophat as well, a bit of style goes a long way.

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax


"You need to go further.

A standard Asian Hornet is not only considerably heavier, but sufficiently large for a skilled craftsperson to fashion it three pairs of cleated shoes, thereby not only improving grip upon the glans but also added sensation.

Bow tie too then?

It would need to wear a tophat as well, a bit of style goes a long way."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to go further.

A standard Asian Hornet is not only considerably heavier, but sufficiently large for a skilled craftsperson to fashion it three pairs of cleated shoes, thereby not only improving grip upon the glans but also added sensation.

It would need to wear a tophat as well, a bit of style goes a long way."

What about a European hornet, carrying a coconut. What's the velocity there?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tie it to a water wheel, or a passing boat, for a bit of a tug

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"You need to go further.

A standard Asian Hornet is not only considerably heavier, but sufficiently large for a skilled craftsperson to fashion it three pairs of cleated shoes, thereby not only improving grip upon the glans but also added sensation.

It would need to wear a tophat as well, a bit of style goes a long way.

What about a European hornet, carrying a coconut. What's the velocity there? "
I would expect a straw in the coconut so the weight ratio would decrease plus how would the hornet give me a show tune whilst carrying the coconut.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Tie it to a water wheel, or a passing boat, for a bit of a tug"
That would require more sea-men. I don't have a big bath.

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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"You need to go further.

A standard Asian Hornet is not only considerably heavier, but sufficiently large for a skilled craftsperson to fashion it three pairs of cleated shoes, thereby not only improving grip upon the glans but also added sensation.

"

I once heard of a fellow who had a little tryst with a centipede somewhere in Cambodia. Apparently he went mad with the delught and had to chop off his own penis as he could not handle the pleasure.

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