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By *ickeyandrews OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Have you ever read some profile varifications from people who have met and ever wondered if some people just use the same template response to sum up a meet? So many seem to sound like the same generic response.

How many times have you seen "Met this lovely polite gentleman. turned up on time and had fun" - It's nice to see he was polite and punctual - but I sometimes think it sounds a bit more like a product review for something they bought off Amazon lol.

What other cliched varifications have you seen or responses or profile descriptions that you just feel were copied and pasted?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well what can i say......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Played monopoly for kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well after trying to arrange a GB for a woman, the fact that a bloke turns up, manages it at the time you said and possibly manages to park his car where you told him to (without doing a 27 point turn which draws all the neighbours out to see wtf is going on) is probably worth praising in the feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth is a varification?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What on earth is a varification?"

A verification, some people just seem to spell it with an A instead lol

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By *ickeyandrews OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham


"well after trying to arrange a GB for a woman, the fact that a bloke turns up, manages it at the time you said and possibly manages to park his car where you told him to (without doing a 27 point turn which draws all the neighbours out to see wtf is going on) is probably worth praising in the feedback"

Lol - fair point. Oh the other phrase I forgot to menation that makes me chuckle is "Highly Recommended" Again just reminds of restaurant review.

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By *ickeyandrews OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham


"What on earth is a varification?

A verification, some people just seem to spell it with an A instead lol "

Yes I've lost the ability to spell as well. Thanks Juicy - by the way Great pics - (oh dear that's another regular cliche I know you've heard before)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, just made me go back and read mine

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

The "Highly recommended" always tickles me.

Highly recommended compared to what exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is genuinely difficult to be anything other than somewhat predictable when writing verifications - especially when you have quite a few !

The first few can be ( in your mind anyway ) original , but then one finds oneself repeating the same kind of phrases - especially with a good meet .

Since we seem to have been very lucky on here ,most of our meets have been genuinely great and we have said so on verifications , and it has been reciprocated - hence we are probably ideal candidates for your observations !

To be honest we don't really care whether you or anyone else thinks it may be a cut and paste job , or full of the usual cliches - we are pleased with our verifications and have a smile when we read them back now and again !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What on earth is a varification?

A verification, some people just seem to spell it with an A instead lol "

A varification is a variation of a verification!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's polite punctual and a gentleman what else do you need to know?

....that he reamed me senseless for 18 hours with his 11" cock and made me suck him dry afterwards just before I gushed and half drowned him while sitting on his face?

..... things like that I keep private for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat this couple with respect they deserve always looks shit. If you didnt respect people your meets would soon dry up so why wouldnt you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be missed is my favourite, I think I've got it on my verifications (very tempted to spell thiss with an 'a' to see if it brings the spelling police back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Treat this couple with respect they deserve always looks shit. If you didnt respect people your meets would soon dry up so why wouldnt you. "

Believe it or not, some people do turn up and do disrespect their meets.... but that's for another thread sometime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Treat this couple with respect they deserve always looks shit. If you didnt respect people your meets would soon dry up so why wouldnt you.

Believe it or not, some people do turn up and do disrespect their meets.... but that's for another thread sometime."

perhaps why the genuine single nice guys struggle for meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if a man has lovely, polite gentleman written on his verifications, that is the most important thing to me and would make me want to meet him.

i wouldnt want to meet a man just because he was good looking and good in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if a man has lovely, polite gentleman written on his verifications, that is the most important thing to me and would make me want to meet him.

i wouldnt want to meet a man just because he was good looking and good in bed.

"

one min while me and all the men write lovely polite gentleman on my their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever read some profile varifications from people who have met and ever wondered if some people just use the same template response to sum up a meet? So many seem to sound like the same generic response.

How many times have you seen "Met this lovely polite gentleman. turned up on time and had fun" - It's nice to see he was polite and punctual - but I sometimes think it sounds a bit more like a product review for something they bought off Amazon lol.

What other cliched varifications have you seen or responses or profile descriptions that you just feel were copied and pasted? "

Things like “Have chatted to M on a few occasions on chat and on msn” and “until we meet again babes” not to mention “until we meet again babes” but the worst ones are the ones people and in return and the other person is too embarrassed to display.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a veri on a profile the other day that read like porn. They went into detail about soft white thighs with freckles etc. Had a hoot reading it but each to their own. TMI for my liking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if a man has lovely, polite gentleman written on his verifications, that is the most important thing to me and would make me want to meet him.

i wouldnt want to meet a man just because he was good looking and good in bed.

one min while me and all the men write lovely polite gentleman on my their profile"

What they write, and what they are are actully 2 differnt things, and you never know that till you get to meet them, so veries do sometimes come in handy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"if a man has lovely, polite gentleman written on his verifications, that is the most important thing to me and would make me want to meet him.

i wouldnt want to meet a man just because he was good looking and good in bed.

one min while me and all the men write lovely polite gentleman on my their profile

What they write, and what they are are actully 2 differnt things, and you never know that till you get to meet them, so veries do sometimes come in handy "

About as handy as a bag of liquorice all sorts in a fish pond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a veri on a profile the other day that read like porn. They went into detail about soft white thighs with freckles etc. Had a hoot reading it but each to their own. TMI for my liking! "
I hide all them ones , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl@thought of what happens in this topic; hehehe

My verifies i accept as genuine comments from people i have met and same goes for the private ones i get off couples who rather not advertise fact that they play with a Bi fella lol

However if i had free spirt to write for ME it would say - i tounge in cheek sort of way lol hehehe

"meet this hunk of a guy; whos body was to die for - ok well not quiet that bad as he had a pulse and --- ops where was i - are yes my meet with Pete ; he knows how to use his tounge (never bloody stopped talking) and his 12" cock was different (sorry 1/2" cock) and as for how long he could stay - well id have to admit 10 mins seemed his limit lol - full recommend that every stunning female and all of the sexually active couples and great blokes out there ; give him a wide berth"

You gotta laugh at life sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was ploughed by this gentleman throughout the night and he made me breakfast afterwards"

Is that good enough then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat with respect" ....how the fuck else would you traet them

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