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By *edHeelsCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kenilworth

In history the penis has been know as:

Kicky-Wick. 1602

Sir Martin Wagstaff 1652

Shove Devil 1653

Matrimonial Peacemaker 1788

Belly-tickler 1888

Bratt-getter 1890

Un-cunt 1896

Lather-Maker 1897

Wang-doodle 1936

Giggle stick 1944

What do you call it?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile

Vagina miner.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere Only We Know

Pork sword

Womb ferret

Purple headed warrior

Man meat

Love truncheon

Just a few we’ve heard of but are very unlikely to use in the moment.

Lou x

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veiny love rod

Slug trumpet

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Bone

Rod

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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

Pleasure pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schlong

Joystick

The Bone Ranger

Richard

Tiny Tim

Pocket Rocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One eyed trouser snake.

Tummy sausage.

The irresponsible one in the partnership.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schlong

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Un-cunt seems to roll off the tongue

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By *edHeelsCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kenilworth

"Schlong

Joystick

The Bone Ranger

Richard

Tiny Tim

Pocket Rocket"

. . . Richard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womb raider

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Wilbert.

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By *igblackcockNgMan
over a year ago

Horny guy for fun in Kent

Mboro

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By *orduneCouple
over a year ago

darvel

Bishop

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Trouser Snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The widow maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy wobble dagger

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Piss stick

The little general

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Salami sausage

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Meat and two veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue-Veined Clarinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The unemployed.

As in "I'm off to shake hands with the unemployed"

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By *atexbisexTV/TS
over a year ago

Central London

Sex Pistol

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

Percy as in point Percy at porcelain

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Montgomery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the hammer

the excvator

excalibur

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By *andyCane4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

The Pirate in Men's Pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phallus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Schlong

Joystick

The Bone Ranger

Richard

Tiny Tim

Pocket Rocket

. . . Richard?

A guy told me his dick was so big he called it Richard

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Eric idle has a good song about it

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

Todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The captain

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By *ornado69Man
over a year ago

Princess Risborough

The blue veined flute.

Heat seaking moisture missile.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Bromley

The Bish

Bishop

The old clit poker

Goldenpole

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

It is simply A Cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cervix smasher

Pinocchio

Thors hammer

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Mutton button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beef bayonet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Todger

Schlong

Cock

Bacon torpedo

Joystick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster in my pocket

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By *edHeelsCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kenilworth

Well, the names are growing

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Twig & giggle-berries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam javelin.

Also a Jamie that I went to school with once referred to his as the Jambo Jet.

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