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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh believe me it doesn't lol.

But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.

And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.

Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.

It's just not really selling it, is it??!!

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By *aulaxd500TV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan

The joys of blur in editing app

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

Gang of women dolled up on the piss and posing.

With a tampon machine behind them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gang of women dolled up on the piss and posing.

With a tampon machine behind them "

Ha ha ha it's just that sort of thing.

Am I bad for wanting to bring it to there attention? Though I'm far to polite to actually do it

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

**Checks own pictures for messy background**

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I always look at the background first

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We noticed the background. It can be off putting.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yea, my wallpaper is atrocious

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By *uttyandbeeCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Pictures of the family adorning the fireplace

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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago

Salford

The dreaded loo roll pic

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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago

Salford


"Pictures of the family adorning the fireplace "

Or the one with the kid scribbled out. That’s an automatic delete for me. I’m not sure Jason Mamoa would survive that!!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

One of my pics had my dogs arse in it but nobody noticed.x

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By *lirtyfun!!Woman
over a year ago

Epsom

Saw one the other day - woman's stocking clad lower legs in heels, big cardboard box in the background that said 'tena' on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the beautiful woman or handsome man, looking hot in their mirror selfie. It's just a shame the mirror is dirty

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Pictures of the family adorning the fireplace

Or the one with the kid scribbled out. That’s an automatic delete for me. I’m not sure Jason Mamoa would survive that!!!"

Same... also dont like seeing people posing naked with children's toys in the photo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saw one the other day - woman's stocking clad lower legs in heels, big cardboard box in the background that said 'tena' on "

I'm sure I saw that also! I want to be savage but I just couldn't do it lol

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Messy bedrooms, bathroom pics with toilet in the background, kids toys under bed, etc.... Erk!

All a big turn off for us.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I've seen a fully clothed pic, on the net, of a lady, with a wardrobe in the background. On the top of the wardrobe, was a double ended dildo. (Or, the lady had not completed her to do list, regarding her airigami project.)

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Paranoid now and checking our pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always check backgrounds.

I look for evidence of another half they’ve claimed they don’t have.

Saw an interesting timeline of a guy the other day: early pics he had a mattress in the floor, masculine messy bedding, room a tip.

Later pics were on a nice bed with feminine bedding, different plug sockets, dado rail.

Then a different bed and room etc. Again feminine bedding

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

Which is how come we play spot which hotel decor..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh yes the classic 'ive just finished having a piss so i'll stay here and take a pic'

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We remember talking to a “girl” who was keen to swap pics and plan a meet. We spotted something unusual in one of her pics, so we asked her where it was taken. In her bedroom in Birmingham apparently. Strange that she had American style plug sockets in her room.

“She” blocked us when we asked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yepp, messy backgrounds do bother me. I always try to take mine against a plain white background, I just think it looks better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We remember talking to a “girl” who was keen to swap pics and plan a meet. We spotted something unusual in one of her pics, so we asked her where it was taken. In her bedroom in Birmingham apparently. Strange that she had American style plug sockets in her room.

“She” blocked us when we asked lol"

Wow you have good eyes for detail lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow you have good eyes for detail lol!"

One needs to keep their wits about them! A lady popped up in my area recently. Lovely photo in lingerie. So lovely in fact, that I'm certain if I drag it into tine eye I'll even find the lingerie catalog is taken from!

Or recent photos with ancient tech in the shot... dating them instantly.

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By *uttyandbeeCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"We remember talking to a “girl” who was keen to swap pics and plan a meet. We spotted something unusual in one of her pics, so we asked her where it was taken. In her bedroom in Birmingham apparently. Strange that she had American style plug sockets in her room.

“She” blocked us when we asked lol"

Could have been Birmingham Alabama

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I caught out a catfish when I recognised the sofa he was sitting on and the blinds behind it.

It was a sofa used on a gay porn site they interviewed new men on, before the action took place.

I used to watch a lot of those videos back then.

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

The background of a picture can tell a thousand words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh believe me it doesn't lol.

But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.

And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.

Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.

It's just not really selling it, is it??!!

"

How's she going to have time to do the ironing and laundry if she's posing lounging around in lingerie all day? You men just want it all haha

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

Another one for me is military married quarters carpet (beige, hard wearing), magnolia paint and bsic skirting boards ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t beat a good background of a messy room, sometimes better than the focus of the pic

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We look at the background just as much as the subject on pics we view! They are a great filtering tool.

We ensure our pics are free from clutter so you only focus on what we want you focus on. It’s not difficult to crop/blur or remove something from a pic...

K

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Always amusing when I see an overflowing ash tray from a non-smoking couple, and have seen powders all drawn up ready for consumption on a kitchen worktop before now (reported that one!)

On the flip side - if a background is too perfect would that also put you off? I love doing little photoshoots and so have plain backgrounds... Does that mean I'm hiding things more? (I'm not by the way!)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Neither does tin eye

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I had a message this week of a guy. Only has 2 pics. 1st pic is of a guy god with deep tan and crazy abs, the 2nd pic is of course the cock shot, but its blatantly a different fella altogether as no tan, podgy tum, different hair colour and at least 10 years older than the body its meant to be attached too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a pic before of a girl on her knees and there looked like some well dodgy stains on the carpet. And I dont mean cum. I ended up blocking the profile cos it made me go ew, and didn't want to see it again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So glad it's not just me who has a keen eye.

A picture paints a thousand words and sometimes those words are just ewwwww

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I try not to be too judgmental. Doesn’t the mum with small kids deserve to have a sex life too? Perhaps she only had a little time to dress up and take the photo. If she’d decided to sort the laundry and put the toys away first she might waste that little bit of time she had.

And I don’t think people need to be “perfect” to be attractive.

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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago

Salford


"I had a message this week of a guy. Only has 2 pics. 1st pic is of a guy god with deep tan and crazy abs, the 2nd pic is of course the cock shot, but its blatantly a different fella altogether as no tan, podgy tum, different hair colour and at least 10 years older than the body its meant to be attached too lol"

This is common. I’ve seen black ducks on white men lol

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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago

Salford


"I had a message this week of a guy. Only has 2 pics. 1st pic is of a guy god with deep tan and crazy abs, the 2nd pic is of course the cock shot, but its blatantly a different fella altogether as no tan, podgy tum, different hair colour and at least 10 years older than the body its meant to be attached too lol

This is common. I’ve seen black ducks on white men lol "

Dicks obviously lmao

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London


"Oh believe me it doesn't lol.

But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.

And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.

Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.

It's just not really selling it, is it??!!

"

hahaha yes all the time and it can be a right turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do, it’s a habit of mine.

Messy rooms, toilets that aren’t flushed, filthy mirrors, underwear on the floor, dogs eyeing you up in the corner, I’ve seen the lot on here!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"I had a message this week of a guy. Only has 2 pics. 1st pic is of a guy god with deep tan and crazy abs, the 2nd pic is of course the cock shot, but its blatantly a different fella altogether as no tan, podgy tum, different hair colour and at least 10 years older than the body its meant to be attached too lol

This is common. I’ve seen black ducks on white men lol

Dicks obviously lmao"

Thats going a bit far

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By *edHeelsCplCouple
over a year ago

Kenilworth

We always “sanitise” the background while taking our photos. Tidy then frame then double check

Many people have clothes strewn across their bedroom floors, overflowing bins, walls that need painting and saw one with a smashed door. If the photos in anyway resemble this, we ignore the wink/mail.

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

We always look at the background, especially when its a "single" guy..and 9 times out of 10 they are married. Had a couple msg us and was put off instantly as her legs were in the air so was her filthy white socks, just why?

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

You tell 'em, OP! Dirty buggers

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By *arbarianzCouple
over a year ago

BARNSTAPLE

So,

T has some mild OCD and a 'snapshot' memory, not quite photographic, but I pick out small details.

K.. doesn't notice anything xD

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

As an amateur but formally trained photographer, that is not an issue in my photos. I may have forgotten to give the mirror a wipe in a couple of them though. I am a rubbish cleaner.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"I always check backgrounds.

I look for evidence of another half they’ve claimed they don’t have.

Saw an interesting timeline of a guy the other day: early pics he had a mattress in the floor, masculine messy bedding, room a tip.

Later pics were on a nice bed with feminine bedding, different plug sockets, dado rail.

Then a different bed and room etc. Again feminine bedding

"

Which simply indicates his photos were taken at different times, in different settings - my photos show me in five different settings, playing with four different wives...

I tend to check backgrounds for non-UK sockets (and light switches) - other things can be a giveaway too, like books and magazines, or drinks bottles/cans...

....I have no problem with kids toys or things being in shot, but have been known to suggest that clearly-visible family photos might be better being edited out - though on one occasion, I got a load of abuse for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pictures of the family adorning the fireplace

Or the one with the kid scribbled out. That’s an automatic delete for me. I’m not sure Jason Mamoa would survive that!!!

Same... also dont like seeing people posing naked with children's toys in the photo..."

Children's toys in the photo is an absolute turn off & utterly vile

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

See now i don't like a messy background in my pics but...

I often find myself strangely drawn to other peoples. Mainly because I have a chuckle at the various things you may see lurking in the corner of their lounge, kitchen etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my pics had my dogs arse in it but nobody noticed.x"

I cant be the only one who looked and couldnt find it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw something curious in a few pics...

Someone had rugs hung on their walls...

It wasn’t dirty or anything, I just thought rugs were supposed to be on the floor....

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

always check backgrounds, amazing the lies people tell, and then give it away in the pics

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Think I survive the test. Nothing too dodgy in mine though wish I'd tidied the bar behind me a little in hindsight.

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre


"Oh believe me it doesn't lol.

But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.

And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.

Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.

It's just not really selling it, is it??!!

"

Yes but it might just show they are real and not a fake account using some glamour shots stole from the internet that’s to good to be true

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You are right though.

I do check out the 'state' of someone's room/the background just as interesting as the subject matter at times.

One just recently seems to have their mattress blocking an entire door. Just seems very impractical, can't figure it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the mess my family leave hanging around i can only take photos from 4 different places in the house

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Oh, god forbid a woman should have a box of tampons on display or a stain on her carpet! How dare she, dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most off putting thing I've seen in the background was a giant hamster cage, sawdust everywhere, an overflowing ashtray, dirty dishes and clothes, carrier bags all over the floor. In a bedroom too.

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

Yep I check it, and I judge it haha!

Mad how many single guys forget what’s in the background haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dreaded loo roll pic "

Especially when it's the wrong way around on the holder, ie trailing from the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says

Taxis!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says

Taxis!!!"

Yeah right.....excuse the mess...what mess? Get yer kit off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says

Taxis!!!

Yeah right.....excuse the mess...what mess? Get yer kit off lol"

I have made my excuses and left at that point. Reminds ms of an episode of friends lol

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says

Taxis!!!"


"I have made my excuses and left at that point. Reminds ms of an episode of friends lol"

Been there, done that - arrived late one night at a flat in London, and was shown into the lounge where stuff was strewn everywhere, complete with dirty dinner plates on the coffee table...

....except she didn't even attempt to make an excuse, despite having had over an hour to have tidied up while I'd been driving there...

....I was saved by the bell when she took a phone call from another prospective playmate - when she went into the kitchen, I went down the stairs and out the door...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I knew it wasn't just me who sees these things. What's worse is when invited back to someone's house. You walk through the door and think they've been burgled while they were out. "Oh don't mind the mess" she says

Taxis!!!

I have made my excuses and left at that point. Reminds me of an episode of friends lol

Been there, done that - arrived late one night at a flat in London, and was shown into the lounge where stuff was strewn everywhere, complete with dirty dinner plates on the coffee table...

....except she didn't even attempt to make an excuse, despite having had over an hour to have tidied up while I'd been driving there...

....I was saved by the bell when she took a phone call from another prospective playmate - when she went into the kitchen, I went down the stairs and out the door... "

It was pretty much like that. She went to the bathroom. And I was already looking around for my escape. As soon as I heard the bathroom door lock I was out in the car and gone before she'd pulled the flush

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

Funny wen u see

Supposidly single men

In their bedroom

But with lovely pretty flowery bedding on

Im sure u men picked them for u

Probably the wife/gf did

get real lads

U aint that ckever thinkin i can get a shag that easy

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I don't really do background

Its a plain backdrop on a wall or plain dark bedding.

Boring I suppose but then are people really interested in my wall coloring

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

Legs in the bath pic that comes complete with broken toe nails and mouldy tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Legs in the bath pic that comes complete with broken toe nails and mouldy tiles "
lol

Very true

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

We would agree. We look at the surrou dings before the actual erotic part of the coupke/person. We reckon that the background of the picture states a lot about the person. We would never meet anyone with a messy background in their pics. That includes baby toys, messy clothes all over the place, alcohol bottles, rubbish bins... Over flowing, messy kitchens, any pics with toilets in them. The list goes on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backgrounds tell you a lot about a person.

Especially 'single' men

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford


"Backgrounds tell you a lot about a person.

Especially 'single' men"

Single Men with ladies shampoo in the background, or some makeup brushes?

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By *E_13Couple
over a year ago

Burton on trent

I am one to look into the background. Piles of mess or dirty house puts me off.

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By *lassyandkinkyCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I saw one of a chap just out of the shower. In the background a cat crapping in a litter tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We definitely notice the background and you can see pretty unkempt messy houses, really puts us off

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

But all these backgrounds are real and part of life surroundings

I would be questioning how real a photo is that's picture perfect :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brb just going to check my pics now

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Usually a cat trying to get in mine.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

We keep it simple, purely because we don't want anyone recognising our personal life. Plus the plain background is more effective for us

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By *orello-pieWoman
over a year ago

southwest

Recognized an old school friend when he messaged me with a face pic after chatting a while , some time passed before we decided to meet , day before he messaged & confessed that he had used the picture of his mate from work, he didn’t think in a million years someone would recognize the pic! Very worrying the lengths people go to !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the beautiful woman or handsome man, looking hot in their mirror selfie. It's just a shame the mirror is dirty "

*off to check my mirror image *

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

Yeah

Supposidly men saying they are single but with all women's cosmetics deodrants pinky girls thinks in the background

Also wen the have their dick piccys sat on the bed

But the beddings all have pretty flowers on

Wat fellas wud REALLY GO OUT BUYING ORETTY BETTING WITH FLOWERS ON PLEASE

Obvs the wife/gf bought it

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By *lassyandkinkyCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Yeah

Supposidly men saying they are single but with all women's cosmetics deodrants pinky girls thinks in the background

Also wen the have their dick piccys sat on the bed

But the beddings all have pretty flowers on

Wat fellas wud REALLY GO OUT BUYING ORETTY BETTING WITH FLOWERS ON PLEASE

Obvs the wife/gf bought it "

Some men wear pink shirts so maybe they like pink flowery bedding. It takes a strong man to wear or appreciate pink

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

This is one reason I scribble out a LOT in my pics LOL

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I've posted this before, but I get the impression that quite a few agree with my sentiments. If I see a pile of dirty dishes in the background, or a pile of dirty washing, or general clutter in the background, the first thing that goes through my mind is that if this is the state of your house, when did your pussy last see soap and water!

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!


"Oh believe me it doesn't lol.

But no, what I'm getting at is when looking at people's pics do you actually look? Not at the subject but more the surroundings.

And I know the ladies could give examples of the ubiquitous photo of a guys cock over the toilet bowl or in a public or pub convenience. I'm talking very similar.

Clad in lingerie lying provocatively on the bed or sofa and all you see at the bottom of said pic is either the ironing pile, dirty wash day ready clothes or rubbish and a mop.

It's just not really selling it, is it??!!

"

The other thing is to know your angles!

So many pics could look 100 times better with more posing.

It’s obviously taken 30 seconds before sex, where the guy (usually) has just wacked the camera out and took a picture. We take roughly 20-30 pics to get a few good ones. Yes it takes time but we think it’s worth it!

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over a year ago

The camera never lies but with a little care in lighting,cropping and editing the photographer can.

It takes me ages to not look like the love child of Bernard Manning and Ian Beale...

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