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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

What a big cock is? I know there is a wide variance of opinions on this. But much like when does curvy become BBW. There is no definite point at which one tips over into the other. So I am wandering if by consensus, we can get a ball park figure for big cocks? Is it length only? Or length and girth. Is a fat cock a big cock? These are the things that plague my mind lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are so many straight guys so obsessed with cock?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"These are the things that plague my mind lol."

You need to get out more!.... oh wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a big cock is? I know there is a wide variance of opinions on this. But much like when does curvy become BBW. There is no definite point at which one tips over into the other. So I am wandering if by consensus, we can get a ball park figure for big cocks? Is it length only? Or length and girth. Is a fat cock a big cock? These are the things that plague my mind lol."

I know that theres not much on telly and people are fed up with lockdown but........ Lol

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Men and there cocks guys it can be 10in 6in 4in fat thin it don’t matter it’s how you use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t it also depend on the size of the vagina it’s going into?

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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Why are we obsessed with cock? Well for me when I see a woman saying she wants a big cock. I think “how do I measure up”

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Definitely depends on the size of the vagina but if you had kids you can take any size As the lady said then blocks you ?

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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Doesn’t it also depend on the size of the vagina it’s going into?"

I guess that’s what makes it so difficult to quantify

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Definitely depends on the size of the vagina but if you had kids you can take any size As the lady said then blocks you ? "

How do I measure the size of my vagina ?

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Doesn’t it also depend on the size of the vagina it’s going into?"
definitely

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

There's plenty of big cocks on here....

There's also a lot of claims to have a giant penis and a sky remote seem to be a standard measuring tool by guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t the sky remote the official measurement tool??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, op.

Before Brixit we had to abide by the undemocratic EU cock-sizing standard which meant most UK men were classed as average. But now we get to define our own rules and Boris has announced that we'll all be offically classified as VWE.

And the icing on the cake is that on the new, lovely, gloriously blue, British passport, you can have a cock pic instead of your face!

It's another Brexit bonus that remoaners don't like to talk about.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Definitely depends on the size of the vagina but if you had kids you can take any size As the lady said then blocks you ?

How do I measure the size of my vagina ?"

You need a steel ruler, a protractor and work out the hypotenuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn’t it also depend on the size of the vagina it’s going into?"

My vag is the size of a tuna can. Short but very wide.

Not many men on here use tuna cans as a measuring tool in their pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a big cock is? I know there is a wide variance of opinions on this. But much like when does curvy become BBW. There is no definite point at which one tips over into the other. So I am wandering if by consensus, we can get a ball park figure for big cocks? Is it length only? Or length and girth. Is a fat cock a big cock? These are the things that plague my mind lol."

I think you already sussed that there won't be a consensus.

Big to me is over 6". To other women that would be far too small.

We are all different.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

You want "absolute" or "relative" big OP?

You have to take into account of the height, arm span, waist size and if possible the skin thickness.

Soft or hard?

If you want the size measured during hardness, the blood pressure and serum cholesterol level should be considered as well.

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Simple. It's like the US supreme court judge who said he could not define pornography but would know it when he saw it.

You will know what is a big cock when you see one.

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By *uzboxCouple
over a year ago

Northwich

As I was once told (as a put down) "more than a cunt full is a waste"

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By *rs-sensual-meWoman
over a year ago

gwynedd

I think everyone has differing opinions to what a big cock is. Length For me up to 7 inch is pleasurable. Over 8 id class as big. But not everyone would

So if you see someone wanting a big cock the best thing to do is ask them what size they class as big then you know if you are what they are looking for.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"Definitely depends on the size of the vagina but if you had kids you can take any size As the lady said then blocks you ?

How do I measure the size of my vagina ?

You need a steel ruler, a protractor and work out the hypotenuse

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Nooo, those edges are sharp.

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

A good hand full

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Defining things is a slippery slope, it could lead to having a definition of everything.

What defines...

A professional couple?

Large nipples?

A gangbang (4? 5?...)

Kinky?

Muscular?

Athletic?

Sexy?

Fun?

Curious?...

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Like why does everything have to have a definition or to be put in a box like just don’t honestly worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are we obsessed with cock? Well for me when I see a woman saying she wants a big cock. I think “how do I measure up”"

If I see that then I dont message because I wouldn't class mine as a "big cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good hand full "

In kitchens we would often ask how much to put in and reply was always...a fanny full....

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Don't worry, op.

Before Brixit we had to abide by the undemocratic EU cock-sizing standard which meant most UK men were classed as average. But now we get to define our own rules and Boris has announced that we'll all be offically classified as VWE.

And the icing on the cake is that on the new, lovely, gloriously blue, British passport, you can have a cock pic instead of your face!

It's another Brexit bonus that remoaners don't like to talk about."

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Why are we obsessed with cock? Well for me when I see a woman saying she wants a big cock. I think “how do I measure up”"

Whatever you have we will still want an extra inch. Womens perogative

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Anything 9 or over aslong as it has girth?

Usually check using my internal measuring device

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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I know it’s an impossible question but it’s nice to hear everyone’s thoughts on the subject. And some of the humour can bring a smile on a dull Monday lol.

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